monster study

The bright moon hangs high, and the dark night veil covers the stars.

Come on, come on, there are delicious food and wine here, and there is a demon spirit here.

Take off your outer shell and reveal your original shape, big or small, ugly or beautiful, vicious or kind, all comers are welcome.

Because there is a big devil here, you can't beat him, and you can't break him.

Just eat and drink, just be careful not to be beaten into a pig's head by him.

"Come on~ come on~ I have friends coming from afar~" Taibai and Taihei hooked each other's arms, waving a small folding fan in each empty hand, twisting and twisting on the guardrail of the second floor, the immature voice Singing in some strange tone, "Eat~drink~ Even if the landslides and ground cracks, I'll laugh at myself~~go, go~ go to the Yihong Courtyard~~ the son in the south and the girl in the north ~~Miaozai, Miaozai~~~~~"

The tassels swayed, the copper bells rang, and the smoke from the barbecue rose, enveloping the bright moon that was trying to hide its shame.

From the east, there came a handsome young man in a white windbreaker, with a noble smile and a charming smile.But beware pretty girls, his nails are as quick as his scalpel.

To the west, there is another beautiful girl in high heels, her gestures are full of style, and of course she can pour a downpour to send you back to your hometown in Gusu.

The one that people love and hate the most is of course Mr. Qian from the Northeast, with eight younger brothers carrying two big boxes of congratulatory gifts, each shaking one by one, with a great momentum.

However, no matter how big the old man was, he would shiver when he saw Shang Si, "Hurry up, hurry up! Put the things down!"

Afterwards, the nine people lined up, and the gentleman in the middle was bald and shiny, "Long time no see, Fourth Grandpa."

After finishing speaking, Master Cai carefully saw Lu Zhifei sitting next to Shang Si, his eyes flicked over the cinnabar mole between his eyebrows, and then he called out respectfully, "Hello, Fourth Aunt."

Mr. Qian is a careful person. It is better to be called grandma than grandpa, and it is better to be called aunt. Anyway, all seniority is like a fart in front of Shang Si, an old man.

Lu Zhifei's hand that was pouring the wine froze, and Shang Si smiled and fell on top of him.

The two chubby guys dancing upstairs saw that the master was so happy, and happily danced the kelp dance, "Auntie~Auntie~"

On the corridor, small cases from the Han Dynasty were lined up, Nanying, Yuya, Xingjun, Xiaoqiao, etc., as well as various big monsters who came from afar, some were holding back their laughter, and some were already laughing.

Xiao Qiao picked up the dish in front of Chongming and put it in front of Chongming, pushed her glasses, under the moonlight, she looked like a cold young master, "Come, take it to your fourth aunt."

But Lu Zhifei is not an ordinary person. As the only purebred human here, he must speak for mankind.

Lu Zhifei put down the jug, "You are late, you will be punished with alcohol."

Immediately, the group of monsters in the yard became excited, "Fine wine! Fine wine!"

It is said that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. After staying with Shang Si for a long time, Lu Zhifei's momentum has been rising steadily, and his words have become more and more weighty.Look again, there is a cinnabar mole between the eyebrows on that cold face, and the clear black eyes glance at you, and the heart trembles immediately.

good looking.

good looking.

So lovely.

However, the Great Demon King lazily leaned on this Jade Buddha, wrapped his arms around his waist, and stared at him, "Everyone will be punished with wine!"

Lu Shi, who was still wearing a pair of panda eyes beside him, booed suddenly, "Drink, drink, build it!"

Tang Bao, a real panda, was eating fresh bamboo across a seat, and he raised his legs and said, "Build it!"

At this time, the small pool has turned into a big wine pool. Shangsi and Xingjun contributed an unknown amount of hidden wine and poured it all into the pool. After drinking for a long time, the water level did not drop much.

The smell of alcohol and the aroma of barbecue are mixed together, and the smoke is too white and too dark to get drunk before drinking.Twisting Xiaopang's waist, he accidentally fell off the railing, and hit the belly of the big monster who used the pool as a bathtub with two bangs.

This belly is very soft and elastic, not only did the two little fat guys not get injured, they even jumped up on it happily.When you sing, I join in, so happy.

"I said this month!"

"you are pretty!"

"It's the most beautiful!"

"Little Lulu!"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"

"Little Lulu!"

Lu Zhifei put his chin on his shoulder and asked with a smile, "Who does little Lu Lu belong to?"

Taibai Taihei took his little hand and turned around, and the sound of the waves sounded in his mind, "It's Taibai Taihei!"

"How dare you covet your fourth aunt!" Shang Si raised his eyebrows, but he was not really angry.

But today, he was too white and too dark to know if he was really drunk. He even dared to challenge Shang Si, twisted his buttocks and made faces with Shang Si, which made the monsters laugh out loud.

"These two little chubby guys are getting cuter and cuter." The glamorous woman giggled, and when Lu Zhifei looked over, she saw her blinking at him, with little hooks hidden in her eyes.

Shang Si said that this is a snake demon named Shuiyue.

Sitting next to the snake demon is a doctor, a Beijing local demon whose body is a white vine, so his human name is Bai Teng.

Wu Qiangqiang and Bai Teng are brothers who can club together, but she hates Shuiyue unilaterally.There is no other reason, Shuiyue always flirts with Wu Qiangqiang, and flirts with her every time she sees her.

So today Wu Qiangqiang sat far away from Shuiyue, shouting from the air, "It's none of your business to be cute, you bum!"

Benbo Erba is Wu Qiangqiang's nickname given to Shuiyue because Shuiyue has big breasts.

Shuiyue calls her "Sister Chick" every time with a charming voice, this is a big grudge.

But today, there was a little Qiao sitting between Shuiyue and Wu Qiangqiang, seeing the young boy with red lips and white teeth, Shuiyue felt that her heart was about to melt, "Oh, whose young master is this? He looks so handsome. "

Xiao Qiao sat upright, not at all as unruly as Shang Si sitting cross-legged, but sitting upright, sipping with a small wine glass in his hand, with a natural air of nobility.

Such a beautiful night, handsome son, like a painting.

But Chongming is not a vegetarian either. His masculine instinct allows him to draw an inviolable territory around Xiao Qiao. If anyone dares to step in half a step, he will definitely tear him to pieces.

Chongming's current body size is already bigger than the average adult big wolfhound, and he is very ferocious. Even if he is sitting, he looks taller than Xiao Qiao who is his master.Only when Xiao Qiao called his name, or gently stroked the top of his head, would he curl up at Xiao Qiao's feet, appearing gentle and harmless.

Lu Zhifei longed to meet him for the first time. Chongming was still a cute little milk dog, and he didn't know when he would fully recover and take human form.

Shuiyue looked at Xiao Qiao and then at Chongming, feeling a pity.At this moment, Lu Shi came over with the jug in his hand, and punched her.This is Shuiyue's good partner, the two hit it off immediately, and the heroic wine order sounded immediately.

"Lawful! Lustful! Who is lewd, you are lewd! Who is lewd, I am lewd..."

"Vulgar!" Wu Qiangqiang expressed contempt, and it was better to hide it. When Shuiyue saw him, he recited the Diamond Sutra with a mocking face, which made Shuiyue angry.

But 10 minutes later, Wu Qiangqiang also happily joined the lewd army, and the waves flew up.

That car, Taibai Taihei, had already boarded the express plane, riding a crow and circling over the small courtyard.Helplessly, the crow was also slightly drunk from drinking, flying high and low, sometimes passing by with a little water.

Accidentally crashed, the monster on the tree came and a monkey picked fat fish, it was too white and too dark to be intercepted in mid-air.The two monsters flicked their hands again, and the two little fat men jumped on the belly of the big monster like bungee jumping.

Jump bravely!

"Hoo--!" The stomachs of the two chubby guys bounced up from being swollen, and they bounced straight to Shang Si's table, their buttocks braked.The jug shook, the chopsticks fell to the ground, and the little fat man was still giggling.

Shang Si rewarded each of them with chestnuts. At this time, the big monster who was smashed by the two heroic jumps of Taibai and Taihei held his stomach and hiccupped. half empty.

"Hey, hey, I'll come, I'll come!" Brother Long Tail rushed up anxiously, snapped his fingers, and a cloud of demon fire rose from his fingertips.I saw him shake his hand, "Go!"

The flames shot at the cloud. It was originally a small fire the size of a thumb. The moment it touched the cloud, the fire suddenly burst into flames, and the entire cloud was on fire.

However, it didn't mean that there was an open flame bursting out when it was burning. The fire seemed to be burning in the cloud, and the whole cloud was burning bright red, just like the sunset glow in the sky or the tumbling and flowing magma.

"it is good!"

"One more and one more!"

……

The big monster was coaxed and continued to hiccup, and a group of monsters were in high spirits.On the other hand, Nan Ying, the protagonist of the birthday party, sat quietly with Yu Ya on the porch. When they got close, they could only find that they had been whispering.

Brother-in-law Xingjun turned his head every ten seconds and looked very quiet.

But the sharp-eyed Bai Teng still spotted him, and walked over with a plate of cut meat, "Isn't this Mr. Xing, he's in a bad mood and has his hair cut?"

Xing Jun glanced at him, saw that the meat on his plate was cut into squares and almost every piece was the same size, and felt annoyed, "Go aside."

"Don't." Bai Teng shook the jug, "We are also fallen in the world, come to have a drink?"

"You are reduced to a fart." You are a fool, and you have a knife in the west of the city.

Bai Teng raised his eyebrows, "Why is Xing Jun acting like Fourth Master recently?"

Xingjun didn't speak, Bai Teng said to himself: "Actually, I just came here today after having an operation. The emergency department sent a man who was stabbed with a knife, and his intestines bleed all over the floor..."

As soon as Xingjun's face darkened, he knew that sitting with him was not good, "Can you stop talking about the operation during the meal?"

Bai Teng gracefully stuffed the meat into his mouth, as if using the bamboo skewer as if it were a knife and fork.After he chewed and ate a piece of meat slowly, he took out a white handkerchief to wipe his mouth, smiled and said, "No."

"You are sick!" Xing Jun was about to flip the table.

"Hush." ​​Bai Teng stretched out his finger to his lips, "Look over there."

what's over thereIt was Shang Si who finally stood up lazily, looked at the monsters shouting because of the cloud of fire, and said, "What's the matter, watch it."

Shang Si raised his hand, and a small brush appeared between his fingers.I saw the finger turning, the brush swirled in his hand quickly, and then stopped suddenly.

Shang Si's coercion was released at that moment, and he waved wantonly with a brush in his hand.While the robe sleeves are dancing, the fire cloud in midair is like splashed ink, being pulled by the pen holder, changing its shape.

The bright moonlight and the fire clouds are intertwined, and the elegance and heat complement each other, which is not surprising.

"Yes!" A monster shouted.

When Shang Si picked up the pen, he naturally wanted to write.

What is ink?Fire cloud is ink.

Who makes paper?Canopy for paper.

However, the written words have no special meaning, and the value lies in the occasion.

Yu Ya raised his head and looked at the four big characters dancing in dragons and phoenixes, and turned his head to look at Nan Ying, who was hugging his arms and snuggled up beside him, and said, "Happy birthday."

Nan Ying nodded with a smile. He couldn't help drinking some wine just now, but now he was a little drunk, his cheeks were flushed, and he leaned more and more on Yu Ya, just like before.

Yu Ya felt that Nanying looked much better than the brilliant fire clouds that day.

And at this moment, Shang Si turned around and waved to Lu Zhifei, "Yuanyuan, come."

If in normal times, Shang Si called him Yuanyuan in public, Lu Zhifei would definitely not be obedient.But tonight's night is too alluring. The way Shang Si stood on the porch and turned his head with a pen in hand, looked very beautiful under the reflection of fire clouds and moonlight, so Lu Zhifei succumbed to the beauty again and walked over obediently.

Shang Si reached out and took Lu Zhifei into his arms, hugging him from behind, resting his chin on Lu Zhifei's lovely hair.He likes this movement very much, it will make his Yuanyuan appear small, and the little Yuanyuan is held in his arms.

But with so many monsters around, no matter how calm Lu Zhifei was, he would feel embarrassed.

However, he soon couldn't care less about being shy or not, and Shang Si held his hand, "Look at it."

Under the guidance of Shang Si, his round fingertips tapped lightly in the air. Lu Zhifei couldn't help but focus his attention to see what was the mystery. Then he saw the four big characters of fire and clouds in the air suddenly split apart, like huge flowers scattered The petals bloom, and those petals bloom again.

"boom!"

"boom!"

……

Nanying looked at the sky happily, "It's fireworks."

"Well, fireworks, do you like it?" Yu Ya pulled down the slipped cloak for him, and rubbed his soft hair.

"Like it."

"Then I'll let you play next time."

"Really?"

"real."

Nanying was satisfied, and Shang Si over there also bowed his head and kissed Lu Zhifei's hair with satisfaction, and said, "Happy birthday to Nanying, and my Yuanyuan who is filled with fireworks."