monster study

After returning to the study, Taibai and Taihei, the two little fat guys who had always used their brains for display, seriously thought about a thousand and one ways to help the land father-in-law.

But because they are usually more familiar with tofu nao than their own brains, when they racked their brains for three days and hadn't got enough to make a bowl of soy milk, the two little fat guys cried out aggrievedly eating Haagen-Dazs.

Crying while eating, crying while eating, the crying is mixed with love and apology to the land father-in-law, the sadness of being unable to find a way, and the joy that Haagen-Dazs is really delicious.

In the spare time after dinner, Lu Zhifei nestled on the big rattan chair in the courtyard, holding a teacup, and looked at Shang Si, who was doing carpentry next to him, "Is there really no way to help?"

Shang Si concentrated on carving patterns without raising his head, "Birth, old age, sickness and death, and changing times are all natural things."

"Then... what about you?" Lu Zhifei hesitated, but still asked.

"As for me, the situation is different." Shang Si stopped and looked up at the sky full of stars, "In fact, the biggest reason for the existence of little gods like the land is to be needed. In the past, human beings who were literate There are very few, lack of thought, and there are only so many celebrities recorded in thousands of years of history, so how do most ordinary people live?"

As he said that, Shang Si took a carving knife and slowly wrote the word "person" on the ground. It's raining. It's kind of a balance."

"what about now?"

"Don't you have Jinkela? The yield of wheat is [-] per mu."

"I'm serious with you." Lu Zhifei was both funny and helpless.

"Seriously, the little boy who has been protected since he was a child has finally grown up, and one day he will leave the arms of the adults. This is a sad but gratifying thing." Shang·Life Mentor·Si said.

"Then what is the reason for your existence?" Lu Zhifei asked again.

Shang Si tilted his head and smiled, "You."

Lu Zhifei's heart skipped a beat, and he turned his head slightly to let the night cover his red ears.Then keep calm and ask, "Before you met me?"

Shang Si thought about it carefully, and seemed to bring back some unpleasant memories, and said, "To put it simply, I used to be the captain of the Three Realms and Six Paths Literacy Team."

"Huh?" Lu Zhifei was a little confused.

"For example, people have Chinese characters, demons have demon languages, there are too many unknown things in the world, and there are many things to learn. Some people have zero IQ, and there are monsters who are muddled in their heads, so I finally opened a study. , compiled some books, which is called literacy. But in the end, I am not a monster, not a human, nor a god, and this is the reason for my existence." Shang Si then wrote a few more words on the ground, Lu Zhifei looked over, then It was his own name.

No, not right.

Those are characters, simple characters, but they can be arranged and combined to form their own names.

"Words?" Lu Zhifei asked with some uncertainty.

Shang Si smiled, "This is also the reason why I still exist after all the gods are gone, because I am the only existence created by human beings themselves."

After the words fell, while Lu Zhifei was surprised, he suddenly understood a lot.Why can Shang Si move freely in the book, why the words are always alive in his hands, why can he destroy Shen Cangsheng's book with one stroke.

"Then won't you be able to live forever?" Lu Zhifei asked.

Shang Si spread his hands, "Just like you seek convenience and don't want to make a special trip to Huanxi Mountain to fulfill your wish. Reading e-books is much faster, but the text generated by technological equipment is of no use to me."

Hearing this, Lu Zhifei looked into Shang Si's eyes, there was no trace of impurities in the clear eyes.Shang Si was attracted by that gaze, as if he saw the quiet lake behind his eyes, the young man by the lake looked at him affectionately, his pale lips parted, as if he was about to say something touching in the next second.

In fact, he also said, stepped on the words Shang Si just wrote, and asked curiously: "Then if I step on it like this, will it hurt you?"

Shang Si raised his eyebrows, "Young man, do you look down on the old man who has practiced for thousands of years?"

Lu Zhifei blinked, "Do I have any?"

This innocent look successfully aroused Shang Si's anger.Pretending to be angry, he pressed Lu Zhifei on the wicker chair and spanked him, and then leaned over and gagged his mouth before he became angry.

Ignorant human beings, let you taste what it is like to offend the Great Demon King.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Shang Si pinched his waist punitively and asked.

Lu Zhifei panted slightly, and looked at him calmly with watery eyes, "Understood, I will respect, old, love, and young in the future."

Shang Si raised the corner of his mouth and leaned close to his ear, with a low and magnetic voice with a chuckle and chilling coercion, "Wrong, you respect the elders, and I love the young."

Oops.

Lu Zhifei hid back, put his hand on Shang Si's chest, and said sincerely, "I was wrong."

Shang Si didn't speak, grabbed his hand and gently put it to his mouth to kiss.But the more gentle he was, the more Lu Zhifei felt a chill down his spine.Looking at Shang Si's deep and smiling eyes, he felt that he would be eaten.

However, the restlessness in the bottom of his heart became more and more intense. He was involuntarily attracted by such Shang Si, and gradually fell into such a contradiction.

The moonlight is getting stronger, the clothes are falling off, and the fragrant wind is blowing.

Lu Zhifei grabbed Shang Si's shoulder, bit his lip to suppress the moan that was about to blurt out.While the stars were shaking, he reached out to wipe the sweat from Shang Si's temples, and rubbed his cheek full of attachment.

This movement undoubtedly pleased Shang Si greatly, and the movements of his lower body could not help but become gentle, but as soon as he relaxed, Lu Zhifei bit his ear.

This is not at all the same as the usual Lu Zhifei, with sharp claws.

Of course, the Great Demon King was not the usual Great Demon King, but how could he be willing to really make Lu Zhifei miserable.The two of them stopped after doing it once. Lu Zhifei lay on Shang Si's chest in a daze, panting to recover his strength.

Shang Si picked up the scattered coat and covered Lu Zhifei's body, reached out for the teapot, and thoughtfully brought it to his mouth to feed him water.Lu Zhifei enjoyed Shang Si's service very much, after all, this old man is usually too lazy to boil eggs.

The uncle is in a good mood now, and his palms are running on Lu Zhifei's half-naked skin, as if playing with a beautiful jade, and he can't put it down.Lu Zhifei wasn't in the mood to bother him, so he raised his head slightly and said, "Why don't I set up an incense table for Tudi at home? If I keep enshrining him, maybe everything will be fine?"

Shang Si's hands snapped, "Do you think it's appropriate to talk about an old man at this time?"

"So do you want to help?" Lu Zhifei asked.

"Help." Shang Si agreed without hesitation, and then presented the wooden box he just made, "Here's for you, the sewing box."

Since Shang Si promised to help, Lu Zhifei and Taibai Taihei stopped worrying.After all, if even Shang Si can't do anything about it, then there is probably no one in this world who can do it.

In fact, Lu Zhifei also knew that Shang Si, a man with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, has been silent these days, but he has been thinking about how to deal with it in his heart.

The next day, Lu Zhifei didn't have class in the last session of the afternoon, and he was concerned about the matter of the land owner, so he canceled his plan to stay in school to make cheongsams, and returned to his study with the materials.

In the study, Shang Si is painting a portrait of Taibai and Taihei.There are two human-shaped chubby people and two chubby koi carp. With just a few strokes, the white and black are outlined in a cute and naive manner. The ink painting method is both ancient and interesting.

"Are you going to ask Taibai Taihei to help solicit business?" Lu Zhifei leaned over to look.

"In your human terms, this is called proper packaging to attract potential customers. Although Taibai Taihei are with us, but I can connect the thought power they collect with the Earth Temple, so at least it can ensure that the temple will not collapse. "Shang Si said.

Collapse?Lu Zhifei heard what the Lord of the Land said, yes, summer is here, and thunderstorms are coming again. If there is no support of thoughts, the Temple of the Earth, which has protruded from the cliff at one corner, is in danger.

In fact, Shangsi has a more one-and-done solution, such as going to a temple with a lot of incense in the city to intercept part of the incense and transfer it directly to the Lord of the Land.Although the process was somewhat complicated, it was not difficult for Shang Si.

But even if the gods enshrined in those temples are no longer there, such behavior is tantamount to "stealing", and the land master will definitely not agree.No matter how small the gods are, they have their own persistence. If there is no one to worship them, they would rather die quietly than do such things.

"Open a Weibo for Taibai Taihei to accumulate some popularity, and then we will go to Huanxi Mountain this weekend and post the portrait in the temple, and we're done." Shang Si put down his pen and stretched his waist.

Lu Zhifei handed over a cup of freshly brewed tea, and asked, "Can't we find a temple nearby and directly make a statue of the Lord of the Earth? In that case, more or less people will come to worship him, right?"

Shang Si shook his head, "The jurisdiction of each land lord is actually very small. There is a city god in charge of the city, and it is not his turn to the small land of Huanxi Mountain. It is not good for him to usurp it. There are no other gods in the city now. So he can intervene in the affairs here, but it is still not enough to directly shape the golden body."

Lu Zhifei didn't expect that there were so many details in it, so he stopped thinking about it.

In the circle of friends, the land lord is still diligently posting various tips, doing his intimate good land, and then nagging tirelessly to ask everyone to go to Huanxi Mountain to fulfill their wishes.

Taibai Taihei is very happy, pointing to his Weibo avatar and asking Shang Si and Lu Zhifei eight hundred times every day, "Is this me? Is it me? Is it me?"

As long as anyone responds to it, they can hold their faces and be beautiful for a long time.

Then, on the day when Lu Zhifei followed Shang Si to Huanxi Mountain again, the number of fans of Taibai Taihei had already defeated the number of WeChat friends accumulated by Tudigong for several years.

The land lord was very depressed. He looked at the series of "forward this koi", and felt that he had been hurt a ton.

Taibai Taihei was very happy. The two of them held their little hands and sang in circles. The name of the song was "Everyone Loves Taibai Taihei".At a glance, pink and red flowers seemed to bloom around the two little fat guys, rippling with the colors of spring.

"Two three three three!"

"Two three three three!"

That's the number of fans they sing about themselves.