On the self-cultivation of a foodie

As a poor beast, Jiang Haiyan couldn't understand the sorrow of poverty better.

In the past, no matter what job he did, his monthly salary would never be enough for him to eat. After so many years in human society, he couldn’t even afford a house. He could only rent a house for so many years. Wang's scenery... Jiang Haiyan looked up at the ceiling melancholy, and let out a long sigh.

Forget it, the hero doesn't mention the bravery back then!

Jiang Haiyan went to assemble the hamster cage with a sad face.

Shen Heqing grabbed the instruction manual with his small paws, directing him step by step.

After the hamster cage was finally assembled, Jiang Haiyan couldn't wait to put Shen Heqing in. Shen Heqing walked around in the hamster cage and snorted softly, as if he was barely satisfied.

"How about it? This running wheel is luminous, very cool," Jiang Haiyan felt that the living environment was much better than the house he rented, he reached into the cage and poked the hamster's little butt, "Go up and run around twice. "

Shen Heqing twisted his buttocks and coldly rejected Jiang Haiyan.

It is natural for hamsters to like to run on the wheel. It is an instinct to exercise their body and avoid predators. But since becoming mature, he has gradually realized that this is just a behavior to please humans, because humans like to see hamsters running on the wheel. Stupid, as a dignified hamster spirit, how could he use such a stupid way to please humans!

Seeing Shen Heqing's aloofness, Jiang Haiyan was immediately disappointed. He fiddled with the running wheel twice through the cage, imagining the appearance of snow-white and round hamster balls rolling on the running wheel, with a look of regret.

Shen Heqing's gaze unconsciously fell on the tumbling running wheel. Not all hamsters like to play with running wheels, but unfortunately, he happens to be a hamster who likes to play with running wheels...

A few seconds later, Shen Heqing still couldn't resist the temptation of the running wheel, twisted his buttocks, jumped onto the running wheel, and ran with two paws and two short legs.

The running wheel immediately whized and rolled. Seeing this, Jiang Haiyan quickly took out his mobile phone to take a few photos, and then posted them on Weibo. comment of.

Regarding his Weibo post claiming to have signed up for the Big Stomach King competition, the comments section had mixed reactions, some praised and some derogatory, some supported and some complained——

God come on!Definitely win the championship!

Awwhhhhh the male god finally participated in the Big Eater Competition!I really want to go to the scene, woo woo woo!

Those who said before that male gods dare not participate in the competition!Let's face it!snort!

……

These are obviously idiots.

In addition, of course, there are also a lot of cynicism.

Haha, I guess it’s just a one-day tour for the preliminary round~

Maybe they can't even enter the preliminary round, and they will be rejected in the audition.

There are a lot of brain-dead fans, and I didn't see the strength anyway.

The person who said that he wanted to eat the keyboard in the live broadcast actually came to comment——

Hehe, it's just a registration, it's not about entering the finals, let alone winning the championship, if I can make it to the finals, this time I'll really live broadcast and eat keyboards!

Of course, he was soon sprayed with blood by Jiang Haiyan's fans, and it didn't count for him to talk back, but after all, there was a long way to go on the Internet, even if Jiang Haiyan's fans wanted to crawl over the network cable and strangle this black guy to death, they could only Can let him continue to jump up and down.

Naturally, it is impossible for Jiang Haiyan to be affected by these people. He is an old monster who has lived for N years. He has never seen such a big storm. Being scolded across the Internet is not as painful as scratching his boots. He scratched his belly casually, Put down the phone.

The running wheel continued to roll, and the chubby little hamster inside was still running happily. Jiang Haiyan was healed instantly, and went to edit the video in a good mood.

"I'm hungry."

After cutting the video, Jiang Haiyan went back to the living room feeling his stomach, and was about to ask the chef to cook, but suddenly found that the chef in the cage was gone. Got a hairy little ass.

He raised his eyebrows, reached into the cage and poked his furry little butt. The little hamster immediately turned around, poked his head out, and glared at Jiang Haiyan with his small black bean eyes.

Jiang Haiyan said confidently, "I'm hungry."

The little hamster quietly raised its paw, indicating that in his current state, he couldn't cook.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, reached out to fish out the little hamster, then lowered his head under the panicked look of the little hamster, and chirped on the hamster's little mouth.

The little hamster was stunned.

The little hamster froze.

The little hamster blew up.

The next moment, the little hamster became a living person.

So Jiang Haiyan once again witnessed the scene of the hamster transforming into a living person. This time he was very calm, so he looked at it more carefully, and saw that the chubby little hamster gradually became larger in size, and its short claws and short legs gradually became slender. , In less than a second, he turned into an adult man... It's a pity that he was still naked this time.

Shen Heqing came back to his senses, and couldn't help but stare at Jiang Haiyan indifferently.

Jiang Haiyan looked innocent: "I'm hungry, I want to eat."

Shen Heqing glanced at Jiang Haiyan coldly: "Clothes."

Although Jiang Haiyan just took a breath of spiritual energy, but he didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. The spiritual energy was only enough for him to maintain his human form for an hour or two, let alone use mana to condense his clothes. It's his duty to help him, and it's not good for him to ask too much... Of course, the most important thing is that he can't beat him.

Shen Heqing had a snack.

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "The previous set has been washed, and there are no other clothes. You know, I am poor."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan looked innocent: "Otherwise, you can just wear an apron, don't worry, I won't peek at it, even though I've already seen it."

Shen Heqing was silent.

Shen Heqing was very upset.

But he has no choice, he can't beat Jiang Haiyan.

The original shape is a gluttonous old monster, not to mention that he is just a hamster spirit who has been mature for 20 years, even if the chairman of the alliance comes, he may not be able to beat him.

Shen Heqing put on the pink apron expressionlessly.

The apron is a women's apron, a little small.

Abdominal muscles and mermaid lines are looming, the lines are sexy, and the strong and slender long legs are exposed, very attractive.

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing's abdominal muscles, and then looked down at his own belly, he couldn't help but fell silent.

As a house beast, the four words, delicious and lazy, were perfectly interpreted by him.

Although his stomach also has lines, but it is not abdominal muscles, but small fleshy.

As a ferocious beast, he actually has a small belly.

But Jiang Haiyan is not guilty at all.

After all, he hasn't been a big brother for many years.

When Shen Heqing was cooking, Jiang Haiyan was drooling at the side. He drools while looking at the dishes in the pot, and then looks at the people behind the pot.

Being stared at by the legendary ancient fierce beast and drooling, Shen Heqing was under a lot of pressure, Shen Heqing wanted to protest, Shen Heqing was very upset.

But Shen Heqing had no choice.

because……

Can't beat it.