On the self-cultivation of a foodie

"By the way, do you want me to go to the pet market and buy a little hamster to accompany you?"

The small light bulb on Jiang Haiyan's head suddenly flickered, and then he immediately turned his head to ask Shen Heqing.

Shen Heqing remained expressionless: "I refuse."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Don't you like little friends? Isn't a hamster very lonely? Can we buy more cages?"

Although it is said that the entire race of hamsters does not fit in with others, he originally thought that Shen Heqing, who has become a spirit, would be an exception.

Shen Heqing still coldly refused: "No need."

Jiang Haiyan stuck out her tongue: "It's not cute."

Shen Heqing turned and left expressionlessly.

Jiang Haiyan was very puzzled, why did he feel that his little hamster was becoming more and more difficult to serve?

However, Shen Heqing turned around in a very handsome and unrestrained manner, but he couldn't take a few steps, and his figure crooked.

Jiang Haiyan blinked, stepped forward quickly, stretched out his hand to catch Shen Heqing, who turned back into a fluffy snow-white dumpling, and rubbed it twice with a smile: "It's been a hundred days since you hurt your muscles and bones, you should rest obediently." .”

The little hamster that landed on Jiang Haiyan's palm was stiff, and Heidou's small eyes were filled with humiliation.

Jiang Haiyan bent down to pick up the clothes and trousers on the ground, and poked the little hamster's soft belly with his index finger: "Fortunately, this place is remote and there are relatively few people, otherwise how many people would be scared to death if you turned into a hamster in broad daylight? "

The little hamster glared at Jiang Haiyan with its small black bean eyes, then turned coldly and pointed its butt at Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan chuckled, and poked the little hamster's chubby buttocks: "It's a pity, you don't have your share of the roasted chicken wings~" However, his tone did not contain a trace of regret.

The little hamster continued to face Jiang Haiyan coldly with its butt.

Jiang Haiyan pinched and rubbed the little hamster a few more times, then put the little hamster into his breast pocket, humming a song and getting ready to go home.

After Shen Heqing was stuffed into the pocket by Jiang Haiyan, he struggled twice, stubbornly exposed his head, and used his small claws to grab the edge of the pocket.

Not only Jiang Haiyan was cute by Shen Heqing's pose, but also a few girls who happened to pass by were also cute by this pocket hamster. They all screamed in a low voice and took out their mobile phones to secretly take pictures.

Jiang Haiyan's five senses are keen, so he naturally knew that someone was secretly taking pictures, but instead of stopping him, he held his head high and proudly said: "My little hamster is just so cute!"Be envious!Humanity!

Shen Heqing, who was also aware of being secretly photographed by humans, was stunned for a few seconds, then silently covered his face with his small paws.

After so many years of becoming a genius, he is actually reduced to selling cuteness for a living again...

This shameful rat!

After returning home, Jiang Haiyan put Shen Heqing, who was a little depressed for some reason, back into the cage. Looking at the group of hamsters trapped in the soft bedding, he stroked his chin and pondered for a moment, then turned and went into the kitchen to get a bag of hamsters. The bag comes out.

"Hey, I heard that you hamsters like to eat this, so I ordered some two days ago and it arrived yesterday," he said, opening the package and taking out a few fat yellow stalks. Dried bread worms and handed them to Shen Heqing, "I have put in a lot of effort these days, and I have placed a lot of orders and bought a lot of things. I have raised you as my son. I treat you so well, why don't you hurry up and call me dad?"

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan took the rusk and handed it to Shen Heqing's mouth, wanting to enjoy the pleasure of feeding, but the little hamster was very shameless, turned around again and pointed his butt at him.

He couldn't help wondering: "Isn't rusk a snack that your hamsters like to eat? It's just that the protein is a bit high, and ordinary hamsters can't eat too much, but you are a hamster, you still care about this? Don't you worry about cholesterol in old age? Will it be too high? Or...you don't like to eat dead, but you must eat alive?"

Shen Heqing: "Not at all."

"Are you still picky?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows.

Shen Heqing stared at the breadworm in Jiang Haiyan's hand, and there was a trace of disgust in Heidou's small eyes.

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, and he lowered his head to study the dried breadworms: "It looks delicious, I'll try it."

As he spoke, he threw the few dried mealworms into his mouth, chewed and ate, and smacked his lips after eating, commenting: "It's crunchy, but it's tasteless."

Shen Heqing's eyes were dead.

Jiang Haiyan became addicted to eating, and he quickly finished eating the whole bag of dried mealworms. Just as he was about to go into the kitchen and eat the remaining bags, the doorbell rang.

He ran to open the door, and saw a strong man holding a big box, panting.

It turned out that two hundred skewers of grilled chicken wings came to the door, and Jiang Haiyan quickly paid and signed for it with a smile on his face. The way he paid out the money boldly made the strong man admire: it was as if the money was not his own.

...in a way, it's the truth.

After paying the money, Jiang Haiyan thanked the strong man and took the big box with one hand.

"Thank you, sorry for the trouble."

Clap, the door is closed.

The strong man stared blankly at the closed door, and kept thinking about the scene just now: Jiang Haiyan took the big box with one hand... took it with the other...

He was holding the big box that was too heavy with both hands, but a little brother who looked weak took it with one hand with ease.

The brawny man was silently filled with admiration in his heart.

After closing the door, Jiang Haiyan immediately opened the box. The box was full of grilled chicken wings packed in paper bags, and several bottles of different seasoning sauces, such as ketchup, barbecue sauce, seafood sauce, etc. Look This is a friendly gift from the proprietress.

Smelling the aroma of grilled chicken wings spreading in the air, his stomach immediately growled.

He is hungry.

Jiang Haiyan quickly set up the camera, ready to eat grilled chicken wings while recording the video, but when he was about to eat, he caught a glimpse of the little hamster's eager eyes.

He raised his eyebrows, picked up a grilled chicken wing and ran to tease a little hamster: "Want to eat it?"

The little hamster grabbed the wire of the cage with its small paws, and Black Bean's eyes were full of struggle and longing.

Jiang Haiyan smiled evilly: "If you want to eat, please ask me~"

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan: "Call me Dad."

Seeing the little hamster turned around again and pointed his butt at him, he coughed quickly: "Are you kidding, come, come, let's eat together."

Jiang Haiyan was afraid of dirtying the little hamster's cage, so he specially took a bowl of chicken wings and stuffed it into the little hamster's cage.

The little hamster was still facing Jiang Haiyan with its furry little butt.

Jiang Haiyan had no choice but to turn around and return to the camera, and began to eat chicken wings for the camera.

While gnawing on the chicken wings, he looked at the little hamster out of the corner of his eye. After a while, the little hamster turned around.

The little hamster first tried to hug the grilled chicken wings with its small paws, but the grilled chicken wings were too big. After trying hard for a while, he had no choice but to give up, and instead chose to bury his face in the chicken wings and start gnawing.

Jiang Haiyan snickered while peeking, the corners of his mouth were covered with grease.

After he finished eating the 190 nine grilled chicken wings, the little hamster over there barely finished eating the grilled chicken wings that were as big as his body, rubbing his stomach and lying in the shape of a corpse.

Jiang Haiyan looked at the little hamster's round belly, and couldn't help poking his hand into the cage, and joked, "The belly is so round, are you pregnant with a little hamster?"

Shen Heqing said coldly: "I am a male hamster."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "But you have already become a spirit, and some male fairies can also give birth to cubs."

Hearing the words, Shen Heqing took a look at Jiang Haiyan's stomach: "...Could it be that you can give birth?"

He has never heard that Taotie can give birth to young Taotie.

Jiang Haiyan sighed: "I would like to have a baby, but unfortunately I am the only one in my entire race, and I can only live alone for the rest of my life, even interracial love can't give birth."

Shen Heqing was silent for a while: "...Why?"

Although hamsters are rare in this race, they are also considered to be of the same race. He can't understand the loneliness of being alone in the whole race... As for Taotie, at least he has been lonely for tens of thousands of years, right?

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing with disdainful eyes: "Don't you have common sense? Because of reproductive isolation!"

Shen Heqing: "..."

At that moment just now, he suddenly felt that Taotie was a bit pitiful, and his brain must have been eaten by Taotie.