On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan has a secret.

In fact, he is not human.

He is a glutton, the kind of fierce beast that is said to be particularly edible, and in fact it is also very edible.

Jiang Haiyan misses the old days very much. He can just find a place in the mountain circle and occupy the mountain as the king, and he can sit and enjoy the delicious food of the whole mountain. As a purebred foodie, he is not picky about his food. If he is tired of eating wild boar and hare, he can drink another taste Drink dew and eat wild fruits, life is not to mention how comfortable it is.

It's a pity that after entering modern society, so many mountains have been developed by humans.

Jiang Haiyan has been in the human society for 20 years, and found many jobs to try to support himself. Unfortunately, he is so good at eating that no salary can fill his bottomless stomach. Until a few years ago, eating and broadcasting became popular on the Internet. , It was introduced to country Z from a foreign country, and he had an idea and thought of a good way to make a living.

The so-called eating and broadcasting refers to uploading or live broadcasting videos of eating on the Internet. Although Jiang Haiyan doesn't know why humans like to watch videos of the same kind eating, but when he saw many videos of big stomach kings becoming popular, he decided to try it. Do it.

Jiang Haiyan didn't dare to eat too much, he knew that if he ate more food than his whole body in front of the camera, his fate would not be to become popular on the Internet but to be taken to a human research institute for dissection, so he tried to figure out other ways The food intake in the Big Stomach King's video was slightly reduced, and then he uploaded the first video in his life - eating a hundred meat buns.

Although that little thing was not enough for him to stuff his teeth, the video was still popular. After all, Jiang Haiyan looked at the thin and frail man with a delicate face, but he ate a hundred big meat buns without changing his face. This contrast is really a bit big.

Although many people are questioning that Jiang Haiyan is fake eating, after all, Jiang Haiyan seems a bit too relaxed compared to other big stomach kings, but Jiang Haiyan's first video still managed to attract a lot of fans, and he got it A lot of rewards.

After that, Jiang Haiyan began to upload videos every day. Because of his relaxed eating scenes, he gradually became popular, and the videos received more and more rewards. He occasionally received an advertisement—of course, it was all related to food. ——His life has become more and more nourishing. It's so cool to be able to treat eating as a job every day, eating and making money at the same time!

But recently Jiang Haiyan encountered a bottleneck.

Since he became popular, in the past two years, the website "G Station" where he uploaded videos has more and more videos of the big stomach king. His fans gradually began to divert, and I don't know if the fans are tired of his style. Recently, there have been more and more doubts and negative comments under his videos, and even less and less rewards for him, even advertisers don't like to come to him anymore.

Jiang Haiyan felt that if this continued, he would no longer be able to support himself.

He sighed with infinite melancholy, touched his stomach that still felt nothing, opened the food section of station G, found a cooking video, clicked on it to watch and chat for comfort.

At the beginning of the video, a pair of hands appeared in the center of the screen. They were white and clean hands with slender fingers and well-defined joints. They were so beautiful that they made people want to lick the screen. Following a wave of barrage that popped up—"Awww! God's hand is so beautiful! Lick the screen prprpr!" "I suddenly found that the screen is a little dirty! Let me lick it first!"... Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but drool at the screen for a while.

"...Today I'm going to teach you how to make a crystal chicken feet. First, prepare the right amount of chicken feet..."

A voice as warm as water rang out, the voice was clean and clear, and the screen was suddenly flooded with bullets like "The ears are pregnant!"

Jiang Haiyan was drooling, looking eagerly at the figure in the video, he suddenly felt that he seemed to be even hungrier.

Like Jiang Haiyan, the man in the video is also a video creator. His ID is "Heqing Wuyu". Down to the home-cooked dishes, without exception... they all look delicious.

Heqing Wuyu has a lot of fans. He already cooks well, plus he occasionally shows his face in the videos. That face of a male god who has exploded in many entertainment circles has won him a lot of fans. .As a foodie, although Jiang Haiyan is not picky about food, he also knows how to appreciate food, so He Qing Wuyu is simply the number one male god in his heart.

Jiang Haiyan was drooling and nibbling his paws after watching He Qing Wuyu's video, and then uploaded his video reluctantly.

Not long after the video was uploaded, there were a lot of comments in his comment area. In addition to the fans who supported him as always, there was another comment questioning him. That comment seemed very inflammatory, and there were many comments below. voice of approval.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, looked carefully, and saw that the comment said——

I'm not a foodie, I must be fake!Otherwise, how could his expression be so relaxed?What "my foodie is so easy to do" is all nonsense!All big stomach kings will change their expressions more or less at the end of eating, even the devil king is no exception!Otherwise, I'm not a foodie, why have I never appeared on reality shows, let alone participate in competitions?He must be afraid of being exposed!This year's Big Eater Competition is about to start again, I'm not a foodie and I definitely won't participate!If he dares to participate, I will eat the keyboard live!

Since Country Z established the food competition league four years ago, every summer the alliance will hold a "Super Invincible Big Eater" competition. Big eaters from all over the country can participate. The content of the competition is naturally eating. From the preliminaries to the finals, whoever can eat the most will become the champion. The champion can get a bonus of [-] yuan and a "big stomach king battle suit". There are cooperative restaurants and hotels to eat for free for one year.

Almost all the big stomach kings who became popular on the Internet have participated in this competition. After all, eating and drinking for nothing can still be famous. If they win, there will be bonuses. But only Jiang Haiyan remained silent from the beginning to the end, so it's no wonder that it aroused other people's doubts.

Jiang Haiyan sighed silently, who wouldn't want to eat and drink for free?

He was afraid that he would not be able to control his mouth in the face of so many delicacies, and one accidentally ate too much, breaking the limit of normal human beings... that would be dragged to the human research institute for analysis every minute!

Thinking of the fate of the dissected monsters in the movies he watched before, Jiang Haiyan suddenly felt bad for the whole beast.