On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan silently looked at the little hamster in his hand, and couldn't help but sing in his heart.

Hold you in my hands and make offerings devoutly~

At this moment, the little hamster seemed to have passed out, nestling in Jiang Haiyan's palm in a ball shape, with small black peas-like eyes squinting, and its round body undulating slightly.

Jiang Haiyan hesitated for a second, and finally he happily decided to take the little hamster home.

So he conveniently put the little hamster into his pocket, and then returned home with two big bags of barbecue.

After returning home, Jiang Haiyan seriously studied the little hamster in his hand. He touched his chin, opened the two short legs of the ball, and seriously identified the sex of the little hamster.

Although the appearance of the male god looks like a man, he can become a genius. Isn't it a piece of cake to change his personality?

It's a pity that Jiang Haiyan has no experience in raising hamsters. He studied the hair between the two short legs of the little hamster for a long time, but he still couldn't find anything. He had no choice but to check the sex of the hamster online. the correct way.

After checking, he broke off the little hamster's two short legs, and tried to find the little hamster's balls according to the strategy. If there is a ball, it is a male hamster. If there is no ball, it is a female hamster... …

Well, are these two little bumps balls?

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help poking it lightly with his fingertips.

So Shen Heqing, who finally woke up, opened his eyes, and found that he had not only changed back to his original shape, but was lying in the palm of someone else, and his two short legs had been broken apart by someone, and the other one of that person The hands were still poking around on his sensitive parts... He was instantly overwhelmed with embarrassment and anger, and the whole hamster was sick.

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan noticed that the little hamster in his hand had opened his small black bean eyes, looking at him dully, and was about to withdraw his claws in embarrassment. The next moment, he found that the little black bean eyes showed shame, anger, grief, etc. Waiting for the complex gaze with mixed emotions, he paused, and couldn't help touching the little hamster's balls again.

Shen Heqing's entire hamster froze immediately.

Only then did Jiang Haiyan withdraw her paws, cleared her throat and explained: "I saw that you fainted, so I took you home, ahem, it's not very good for a single man and a widow to live in the same room, so I just want to make sure Your gender, after all, transvestites have different ways, men and women are also different."

Shen Heqing came to his senses, and said coldly: "I'm the male."

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "Well, I found out, you have balls."

Seeing that the little hamster in his hand was sluggish again, Jiang Haiyan quickly changed the subject: "Ahem, I just checked, are you a silver fox? You are all white, the legendary top-quality silver fox! I heard that the reproductive rate is very low. !"

Shen Heqing snorted coldly: "What is the best or not, it's just human aesthetics."

Jiang Haiyan smiled and said, "I'm not human, but I also think you're pretty."

Shen Heqing stopped talking, although a chubby little hamster spitting out human words is a very unacceptable thing, he raised his head and looked at Jiang Haiyan with his small eyes, and then slowly said: "I can see It turns out that you are not a human being, but you can't see your original shape...what the hell are you?"

Jiang Haiyan said with a smile: "Does it matter what I am? Anyway, it's enough that I won't harm you. By the way, what kind of cage do you like? Iron cage or acrylic cage? Can you buy a three-story villa for you? The runway kind."

Shen Heqing slightly narrowed his small black eyes: "Don't talk to yourself, who said you want to raise it?" Although he couldn't see who Jiang Haiyan was, he could feel that Jiang Haiyan had no intention of harming him... ...But, after all, it is necessary to be defensive.

Jiang Haiyan said with a matter-of-fact look: "You have been beaten back to your original shape, so just stay in my house to recuperate your wounds obediently. With your current state, be careful that the cat will snatch you away as soon as you go out."

Shen Heqing sneered: "How could I be afraid of cats?"

Jiang Haiyan said quietly: "But you obviously shook just now."

Shen Heqing snorted coldly: "It's a joke!"

Jiang Haiyan silently poked the little hamster's stomach. The little hamster was furious, and turned around to face him with its butt.

So Jiang Haiyan poked the little hamster's furry buttocks again.

"From today onwards, I will be your owner. In order to live together happily, let me introduce myself first." Jiang Haiyan said with a smile while playing with the little hamster in his hand, "My name is Jiang Haiyan. I'm old, I've lived too long to forget, I can be regarded as a food video creator, but I can't cook, I can only eat."

The little hamster lay in his palm and pretended to be dead for a while, before he said sullenly: "I know you, you are 'I am not a foodie'... I have seen your video."

"You actually watched my video!" Jiang Haiyan was overjoyed immediately, "Actually, I really like watching your video, it looks delicious, you can make so many delicious food, you are simply my man god!"

The little hamster was silent for a while, before saying as if accepting his fate: "My name is Shen Heqing, and I'm a hamster spirit."

"I heard that hamsters don't have a long lifespan, so they can become fine like this. It's really amazing." Jiang Haiyan couldn't help rubbing the little dumpling in his hand, "You didn't become like this until after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Are you fine? Didn’t you say that you are not allowed to become fine after the founding of the People’s Republic of China?”

The little hamster seemed to be very comfortable being rubbed by Jiang Haiyan, he groaned while lying in his palm: "Who said that after the founding of the country, I can't become a sperm, I have the alliance's license to become a sperm."

"Alliance?" Jiang Haiyan frowned slightly. This unfamiliar term appeared again. This time, of course, he would not understand the alliance in the little hamster's mouth as a food competition alliance. After all, the two have nothing to do with each other.

The little hamster slightly narrowed his black bean eyes, and suddenly changed the subject: "You are so good at eating, so your original form is gluttonous, right?"

There was no surprise on Jiang Haiyan's face that someone broke the secret: "Oh, I was discovered by you."

The little hamster immediately became vigilant: "Aren't you the legendary beast?"

Jiang Haiyan didn't change his expression: "I've reformed myself."

Shen Heqing stared at Jiang Haiyan vigilantly for a long time, the hair all over his body was about to explode, but he looked horizontally and vertically, but he couldn't see the demeanor of an ancient beast from the young man in front of him.

The young man in front of him was delicate and fair, with slightly disheveled hair, wearing a T-shirt and big underpants, with a lazy expression on his face. He was holding him in his hand with a smile. No matter how he looked at him, he looked like the most ordinary college student. He was not at all dangerous. threaten.

Jiang Haiyan silently watched the fried dumpling in his hand slowly calm down again. Suddenly, he was so heartbroken by the cute little hamster staring at Heidou's small eyes that he couldn't help but reach out to touch it again.

The little hamster suddenly blew up again.

"Don't touch my balls!"