On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan slapped his head, why did he forget this most simple and rude method?

Xiao Xianyou looked at Jiang Haiyan nervously: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin and said with a smile: "It's nothing, I just thought of a way that might help you get rid of that evil ghost, but we have to wait for Shen Heqing."

Xiao Xianyou breathed a sigh of relief: "Really? You really thought of a way? But why do you have to wait for Master Shen? Could it be that you can't figure it out, Master?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes: "He is in charge of combat power among us, and I am in charge of intelligence." A house beast like him who fights the five scum is quite delicate.

Xiao Xianyou nodded knowingly: "I see! No wonder Master Shen looks so cold and unattainable! He is just like those otherworldly experts in TV dramas!"

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin: "Is there any? He is obviously very stupid and cute."

Xiao Xianyou blinked: "Are we talking about the same Master Shen?"

Jiang Haiyan decided to maintain the image of his pet in front of outsiders, so he calmly changed the subject: "By the way, since we are all here, why don't we order something to eat? I just took a look at this store when I came in The signboard, this seems to be a hot pot restaurant."

Xiao Xianyou had a sleepy expression: "I don't have much appetite."

So many unscientific things have happened to him recently, how can he have any appetite to eat?He hadn't had a serious meal for several days, and it was all casual, especially when he thought that there might be a small life in his stomach, he couldn't eat even more.

"Eat even if you don't have an appetite," Jiang Haiyan persuaded Xiao Xianyou earnestly, "It will be a physical effort for a while, how can you persist without eating? Eat a little bit."

Xiao Xianyou suddenly became nervous again: "When you say that, I become even more nervous and lose my appetite. Master, what do you think I will do in a while..."

Jiang Haiyan was a little disappointed, so he snorted: "Forget it, I will eat if you don't want to eat, I will order."

So after a while, Xiao Xianyou saw the waiter bring over a bunch of things, all kinds of hot pot ingredients, all kinds of meat dishes and vegetarian dishes. It was packed in buckets, and after a while, there were buckets and buckets of hot pot dishes in front of him.

A bucket of beef balls, a bucket of enoki mushrooms, a bucket of Chinese cabbage, a bucket of mutton slices...

Xiao Xianyou suddenly felt a little dizzy.

After the last waiter left, Jiang Haiyan said to Xiao Xianyou: "By the way, since I've done you such a big favor, you must treat me to a meal, right?"

The corner of Xiao Xianyou's mouth twitched: "It's okay to treat you to dinner...but why did you order so many dishes? Do you have any friends coming over later? The two of us probably can't eat so much." He didn't feel sorry for Xiao Xianyou ordered so many dishes, after all, this amount of money is nothing to him, but these several barrels of food... Even if Jiang Haiyan can eat it again, this is a bit exaggerated, right?

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "It's okay, if you can't finish eating, take it away."

How dare a mere mortal look down on his appetite?

"Packing... I'll forget about it..." Xiao Xianyou's scalp felt a little numb. He sneaked out on sick leave. If someone saw him carrying so many packed vegetables when he returned to the hotel, he would How to explain?

"You invited me to dinner today, and you still want to pack it? It's too shameless," Jiang Haiyan looked surprised, "I thought you wouldn't eat it, so I deliberately ordered less. Since you have to eat it, don't even think about packing it That's it, I'll pack all the rest back."

Xiao Xianyou: "..."

He dared to be affectionate.

So the two of them started to cook hot pot. During the first pot of food, Xiao Xianyou, who originally planned to eat nothing, saw Jiang Haiyan eating happily, and couldn't help but picked up chopsticks and started eating.

However, Xiao Xianyou's food intake is at the level of ordinary people. He ate almost all of it in a short while. Just when he put down his chopsticks and was about to rest for a while before fighting again, Jiang Haiyan quickly scooped up all the rest and ate it up. , and then start the second pot.

Xiao Xianyou ate a little more from the second pot, and soon he couldn't take it anymore. He took out a few paper towels to wipe off his sweat, and when he looked up, he saw Jiang Haiyan was still eating, his forehead was not only sweaty but also No, the whole body is still very refreshing, and it doesn't look like someone who is playing hot pot at all.

During the third pot, Jiang Haiyan finally rolled up his sleeves. Xiao Xianyou thought that Jiang Haiyan finally felt hot, so he asked, "Do you feel hot? Do you want to lower the air conditioner a few degrees?"

"Is it hot?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "I don't think it's hot, I just finished warming up and I'm ready to eat."

"Warming up?" Xiao Xianyou's mouth twitched again, "Are you still full?"

Jiang Haiyan snorted: "It's only a little bit, it's not enough to fit between my teeth. I was afraid that eating too much would delay my time, so I didn't dare to shout too much."

Xiao Xianyou stared blankly at Jiang Haiyan, as if seeing a legendary god.

When Jiang Haiyan ate the fourth pot, Xiao Xianyou's expression was a little used to it.

When Jiang Haiyan ate the fifth pot, Xiao Xianyou's expression was a little numb.

After Jiang Haiyan finished eating those large buckets of meat dishes and vegetarian dishes, Xiao Xianyou's expression was a little dazed.

When Jiang Haiyan finished drinking the last bit of soup in the bowl, and took out a paper towel to wipe the oil stains around his mouth, Xiao Xianyou finally couldn't help asking him: "Master, can you masters... all eat like this?"

Only then did Jiang Haiyan come to his senses, he seemed to be eating too happily, he accidentally lost his control, and exposed his true nature in front of this human being, he blinked and said innocently: "It's okay, I'm just a little bit more able eat."

Xiao Xianyou felt a little fluttering on the soles of his feet: "It's just... a little..."

Seeing this, Jiang Haiyan quickly changed the subject. He pretended to check the time: "Oh, it's almost time. Shen Heqing should have finished his morning work. Let's go find him."

Xiao Xianyou nodded in a daze, he swiped his card and paid the bill in a daze, followed Jiang Haiyan to find Shen Heqing in a daze.

After Jiang Haiyan sent a text message to Shen Heqing, the three made an appointment to meet at a place.

When Xiao Xianyou found out that the place Jiang Haiyan led him to was a bit remote, he was a little scared: "Why did you come to this kind of place? Is this place a bit remote..."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "I just want to find a remote place, brother, we want to fight evil spirits, of course we can't be in crowded places... Don't worry, I will protect you."

Xiao Xianyou was still a little timid: "Places with a lot of people have strong yang, will it be more beneficial to us?"

Jiang Haiyan didn't speak, he patted Xiao Xianyou's shoulder.

This is a park in the suburbs. Because the various facilities are very old and the location is relatively remote, few people usually come here, so it is a bit deserted. At this time, Shen Heqing has arrived, standing with his back to the two. under a tree.

Sensing that someone was coming, he turned around and looked at the two, but his eyes mainly fell on Jiang Haiyan.

"Where did you go just now?"

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "Go eat a little something."

Xiao Xianyou's expression was numb: something...

Shen Heqing's eyes fell on Xiao Xianyou's body again. He looked at Xiao Xianyou's flat abdomen and frowned slightly.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

The person he asked was naturally Xiao Xianyou.

Xiao Xianyou paused for a moment, then subconsciously reached out and touched his stomach: "Of course, who knows what it is... This doesn't belong to its world, even if I give birth to it, I can't treat it well, It is also impossible for it to live well in this world, and in this case, it is better to let it get rid of it earlier." As he spoke, he felt very melancholy, although all this was not voluntary by him, and he did not even Know what is in the stomach.

"In that case," Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, "then I will do it."

Jiang Haiyan squatted aside to watch the fun, and almost took out a handful of melon seeds to eat.

The moment Shen Heqing was about to make a move, the atmosphere around him changed suddenly.

Even Jiang Haiyan sensed something was wrong, he immediately stood up and looked around.

Shen Heqing's hand also stopped an inch above Xiao Xianyou's abdomen.

Xiao Xianyou is a mortal, so naturally he couldn't detect the changes in the surrounding atmosphere. He closed his eyes and waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for Shen Heqing's movement, so he quietly opened his eyes.

The next moment, Shen Heqing raised his eyes and said lightly, "Come out."

"Come out? Who?" Xiao Xianyou seemed to understand what happened, and he immediately became nervous.

A few seconds later, he watched the most unforgettable scene in his life. He saw a figure gradually appearing not far away, gradually changing from transparent to clear. After a while, facial features appeared on the originally blurred face. contour.

It was a young man in his early twenties, with a sunny and handsome appearance. If he was seen on the street, many people would probably think he was a college student, but his life ended prematurely at the best age in his life. up.

...Yes, he is already a ghost.

If he hadn't seen the ghost appearing with his own eyes, Xiao Xianyou probably wouldn't have thought it was a ghost, because compared to the scary-looking ghosts in movies and TV shows, this ghost looked too much like a person.

"It's you?"

Jiang Haiyan crossed his hips and looked at the ghost in front of him. He originally thought that the pervert haunting Xiao Xianyou must be a wretched uncle in his 40s or [-]s, but he didn't expect it to be such a young man.

"Tsk tsk, it's really unexpected."

Shen Heqing's expression became colder, he looked at the ghost in front of him coldly, apparently already on alert.

Jiang Haiyan stood aside to watch the excitement, and he did not forget to pull Xiao Xianyou behind him.

Xiao Xianyou hid behind Jiang Haiyan in a daze. Compared to the time when he was terrified to death, he didn't feel so scared now. Maybe it was because of the unknown that made people feel scared, or maybe it was because this ghost was too human-like. He can't get scared.

Jiang Haiyan still has Xianxin chatting with Xiao Xianyou.

"Do you know that ghost?"

Xiao Xianyou froze for a moment, then shook his head: "I have no impression at all."

"He's been pestering you all this time, so he must have a big grudge against you. You really don't have any impression of him?"

Xiao Xianyou said in a daze: "...Really not."

Just as Jiang Haiyan and Xiao Xianyou were chatting, Shen Heqing was ready to make a move. When he noticed the change in his breath, the ghost suddenly said: "Wait a minute."

Shen Heqing sneered: "What?"

The ghost was silent for a while, and then said: "...I don't want to fight you, I know I can't beat you."

"Oh?"

The ghost was very frank: "After I became a ghost, I became very sensitive to dangerous auras. I can feel...the aura on your body is very dangerous."

Sure enough, Shen Heqing didn't do anything, he looked at the ghost coldly: "So?"

The ghost let out a long sigh: "I know you can make me lose my mind at will. I took the risk to show up today just to explain everything to him." After saying that, he turned and looked at Xiao Xianyou who was behind Jiang Haiyan.

Xiao Xianyou was stunned again: "Me?"

He was suddenly a little nervous: "But I don't know you at all... Did you recognize the wrong person?"

The ghost smiled wryly: "No, the person I'm looking for is indeed you."

Shen Heqing said coldly: "You can do whatever you want? Why?"

That ghost choked suddenly, wait, shouldn't the plot develop like this?In TV dramas, the villains are obviously given time to talk!

Seeing that Shen Heqing was about to strike again, Jiang Haiyan interrupted him with great interest: "Wait, let him talk and listen. If what he says is boring, it's not too late to beat him up."

That ghost: "..."

Shen Heqing paused for a moment, then stopped.

The ghost took a while to react. He sighed and said with a wry smile: "Xiao Xianyou, you may have guessed what I want to tell you... Actually, I have been secretly in love with you for a long time."

Xiao Xianyou said "Excuseme?" and said, "I can't guess it at all! I'm almost scared to death by you!"

The ghost froze for a moment, and immediately showed a bewildered expression like a child who has done something wrong. He originally looked like a young boy in his early twenties, but he was a little dazed.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin: "Wait, so you are his fan? Can you tell that this is a bloody story about a fan who has been secretly in love with an idol for many years, but after dying, he becomes a ghost and wants to hook up with idols?"

"no!"

The ghost quickly denied it, and then he smiled wryly: "At least not at first."

"Actually... I died a year ago. A year ago, I was just an ordinary junior student. At that time, I just got the internship qualification from the company I liked. I was so happy, so when I passed a building , I didn't notice that there was no one on the street that used to be full of people, but I was so happy at the time, I just wanted to go back and call my parents... Then I was jumped from upstairs People were crushed to death."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Wait, does this story sound familiar?

"But the funny thing is that the person who smashed me to death didn't die, because he died for no reason. It would be better to live than to die, so I thought, why let him die early and get rid of him early, so I planned to seek revenge from my second enemy."

"The person who smashed me to death was a fan of a celebrity. He jumped off the building just to threaten that celebrity to come to see him, but the celebrity didn't come, so he jumped down and smashed me to death, so I want to seek revenge from that celebrity... If he comes, I will not die."

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, this story is really familiar!

He turned his head to look at Xiao Xianyou, Xiao Xianyou's expression also changed from dazed to shocked at the beginning, he obviously also remembered the incident that his fan jumped off a building and killed someone a year ago.

"That's right, that person is you," the ghost turned its head to look at Xiao Xianyou, but his expression was not as resentful as his words, but indifferent, "I have been with you for a long time, and I want to find opportunities Revenge on you... But maybe I'm too soft-hearted, I haven't been able to make a move, hesitated again and again, missed opportunities again and again, and finally I gradually fell in love with you."

Xiao Xianyou was stunned when he heard this, with a blank expression on his face.

"However, I know that human beings and ghosts have different paths, and it is impossible for us, so I just want to accompany you quietly through the last period of my ghost life," the ghost sighed, "I have no attachments anymore. Nian, it will be a matter of time before my soul flies away, my premonition is getting stronger and stronger recently, I know that I will disappear at any time, and I feel unwilling for a moment... I made a mistake, sorry."

After listening to the ins and outs of this paragraph, let alone Xiao Xianyou, even Jiang Haiyan was a little lost in thought.

After a while, Xiao Xianyou asked in a daze: "Then what's in my stomach is..."

"It's just my breath," the ghost blushed slightly, "I'm already dead, how could someone get pregnant, and you're a man..."

Xiao Xianyou also blushed immediately: "So, I felt nauseous before, but it was just an upset stomach?"

The ghost nodded, and then he sighed again: "The things I did to you before were all because of my unwillingness. When I thought that I liked you so much, but you didn't know... I was impulsive. But now I have figured it out, but I still hope to let you know my mind before my soul flies away."

Xiao Xianyou scratched his face, and said a little embarrassedly: "This is too sudden."

The plot twist came too fast!He is not mentally prepared at all!

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, and suddenly asked the ghost: "Did you protect Xiao Xianyou when he was in a car accident half a year ago?"

Xiao Xianyou's eyes widened immediately: "I was not injured in a car accident half a year ago... Is it because of you?"

The ghost was silent for a while, then said with a faint smile: "After I became a ghost, I became much more sensitive to dangerous auras. At the moment of the car accident, I tried my best...but I'm still too weak to protect you alone." people."

Xiao Xianyou was stunned for a while, and then he fell into silence.

In the car accident half a year ago, the people in the two cars that collided were either killed or injured, and he was the only one who was uninjured. He said in his heart that it was impossible, but he was still a firm believer half a year ago. How can materialists associate with the theory of ghosts and gods?

There was a flash of doubt, and then he attributed everything to his luck.

It never occurred to him that his luck was not because of luck, but because of the protection of a ghost.

...and also a ghost who died because of him in a way.

"So that's it, it seems that this matter can finally come to light," Jiang Haiyan applauded, "As long as you take out the 'child' in Xiao Xianyou's belly, then it will be a happy ending."

The ghost nodded, and the next moment, he hugged Xiao Xianyou who was still in a daze, and kissed him.

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, turned his head and asked Shen Heqing: "...does this need to be done?"

Shen He said calmly: "Maybe."

"No wonder you didn't feel his resentment before. It turns out that his obsession has almost dissipated long ago. When the obsession is gone... he should almost be out of his wits?"

"……Um."

Xiao Xianyou didn't react at all at first, but when he came back to his senses, he had already been embraced by that ghost.

The lips of the two were touching, and he could feel the cool temperature between the ghost's lips. Before he could struggle to resist, the next moment, a breath rose from his lower abdomen and flowed along his lips. Between the lips of that ghost.

After the breath in his abdomen disappeared, Xiao Xianyou immediately stretched out his hand to push away the ghost hugging him, but the moment he stretched out his hand, he only touched a piece of air, and his hand passed through the ghost's body .

"Ghosts don't have a body," the ghost laughed, his brows and eyes were already handsome, and when he smiled, he was even more sunny, "I tried for a long time before I could condense myself into a short-lived entity to touch you, I tried Many times, but only succeeded this time... This should be the only time, and it is estimated that there will be no next time."

Xiao Xianyou was stunned again, he stretched out his hand again, but still only touched a piece of air, and his hand passed through the ghost's body again.

"Although I'm very unwilling, but I'm already dead. I've stayed in this world that doesn't belong to me for so long. It's time for me to go." The ghost sighed, "You are such a good idol, I really envy your fans, if only I could meet you sooner in this life, and then become a fan of you, I will definitely become your number one brainless fan."

"If I become your number one brainless fan, when you get hung up on gossip forums and choked by others, you don't have to put on a vest and choke yourself, because I, your number one brainless fan, will definitely take the lead in charging for you , pinched the group of blacks to nothing."

"...It's a pity that ghosts who have lost their souls have no afterlife, otherwise I will definitely be your fan in the next life, and then you will be your number one fan."

Xiao Xianyou stared blankly at the gradually translucent figure not far away, and couldn't say a word for a moment.

That figure gradually became more and more transparent under the sun, and disappeared completely after a while.

"The last trace of his obsession has disappeared."

Shen He said calmly.