On the self-cultivation of a foodie

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched slightly: "You secretly hid here and pretended to be a towel just to peek at that guy's balls? I didn't expect you to be such a hamster! I misread you."

Shen Heqing's whole hamster was about to explode: "...It's just a coincidence."

Jiang Haiyan narrowed his eyes, not hiding the suspicion in his eyes: "So it was just a coincidence, what a coincidence."

The hamster spirit finally exploded, his chubby body became more like a ball, and then he turned around angrily, facing Shen Heqing with his butt.

Jiang Haiyan poked the hamster's furry little butt: "Okay, don't blow your hair, you have a meeting tonight, quickly change back to a human form and go to the meeting."

The hamster spirit was very unhappy, and he turned his ass to Jiang Haiyan and asked coldly: "When did I get chased by the little cat and ran around all over the street? When did I even hide and didn't know how to hide? When did I look like you Have you ever said that in such embarrassment?" This is simply an insult to his dignity as a hamster spirit!

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his nose and smiled helplessly: "Maybe I remembered it wrong. After all, I have lived for so many years. If I convert it to a human age, I would already be an old man. Don't human old people have Alzheimer's disease or something? I guess I have a little bit too, it’s normal to not remember things clearly.”

The hamster spirit then turned around, stared at Jiang Haiyan with his small black bean eyes, and snorted.

Jiang Haiyan was instantly blushed by the little hamster's arrogant appearance, he rubbed the hamster's little paws, and smiled: "Although your balls are small in real form, they are quite big in human form, um, Bigger than that guy just now."

The hamster spirit was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he said quietly: "You really saw that guy's balls just now..."

etc?This is not the point!

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "He didn't wear pants, I saw it by accident, and I didn't mean to see it."

The hamster spirit said in a low tone, "Don't you still want to look at it on purpose?"

Jiang Haiyan snorted: "There's nothing to see, and it's not like I don't have one myself."

The hamster paused for a moment, then asked quietly: "Then why do you keep looking at me?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and changed the subject calmly: "After you change back to human form in a while, I'll go out and find a way to hold the guy outside. You wait in the bathroom for my signal, and then you sneak out." He was alone, Shen Heqing suddenly ran out of the bathroom, how would he explain it to Qin Nianxiao?

The hamster spirit naturally has no objection. Although he has a thousand methods to deal with a mere mortal, he can't use them now, and he doesn't have enough mana to recharge in time.

After the two discussed it, Jiang Haiyan lowered his head and pecked the hamster spirit's little mouth.

I don't know if it's his illusion, he always feels that the hamster spirit seems to be blown up again...

But before Jiang Haiyan could think carefully, the next moment, the hamster spirit had already turned back into a human form.

Shen Heqing stood in front of Jiang Haiyan naked again, his brows and eyes were cold, but there seemed to be a faint blush behind his ears, which was very inconspicuous.

Jiang Haiyan returned the clothes that had been hidden earlier to Shen Heqing, but after Shen Heqing took the clothes, he did not put them on in a hurry like before, but lowered his eyes and asked Jiang Haiyan calmly: "How long can I maintain my human form this time?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Two or three days, after all, I don't have much aura to give you. I'm so delicate and weak, and my life is thinner than paper..."

Shen Heqing: "..."

"If you don't want to change back to your original shape at every turn," Jiang Haiyan said earnestly, and patted Shen Heqing on the shoulder, "You can only cultivate with a calm heart, the only way is the right way! Don't think about taking any shortcuts. "

Shen Heqing couldn't help but smiled wryly, why didn't he know this truth?But he was seriously injured by the demon cultivator before and he was beaten back to his original form, and his mana was short of mana. He finally recovered, but was destroyed by the demon cultivator again. Under the double blow, his mood was a little unstable. It's fine if you don't regress, but how can you recover in just a few days?If it was replaced by other demon cultivators who were slightly inferior to him, if they were directly beaten back to their original form, it would take four or five years at least to recover, and decades or even hundreds of years at most.

At this moment, Jiang Haiyan suddenly cleared his throat, and said, "Ahem, put on your clothes quickly, I know your balls are bigger than that guy, you don't need to prove it anymore... Don't keep throwing it around Go, it's indecent."

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan and said coldly: "Why should I prove such a thing?" The facts are here!

As he spoke, he began to dress slowly.

Jiang Haiyan stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and peeked at Shen Heqing's appearance through his fingers: "Yes, yes, you don't need to prove it! You just have the majestic capital to look down on that guy! It just blinded my titanium alloy beast eyes!"

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan's upright peeking posture, while buttoning his buttons, he said calmly: "There is no need to be so flattering."

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "It's not flattery, it's the truth in my heart!"

But in just a few minutes, the little hamster, who was still lying in Jiang Haiyan's hand, had turned into a cold and cold male god.

The contrast is very cute.

Jiang Haiyan asked Shen Heqing to wait in the bathroom, while he turned around and left the bathroom, ready to attract the attention of the guy outside.

Qin Nianxiao was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone. When he saw Jiang Haiyan coming out, he waved to Jiang Haiyan: "Come here, come here! There's gossip! It's very explosive and shocking gossip!"

Jiang Haiyan walked over and stood right in front of Qin Nianxiao, covering Qin Nianxiao's sight: "What gossip?"

Qin Nianxiao didn't notice that Jiang Haiyan blocked his sight at all, his mind was completely immersed in gossip: "Do you know Xiao Xianyou? He is a very popular little fresh meat in the entertainment circle now!"

Jiang Haiyan was taken aback for a moment: "Xiao Xianyou? What happened to him?"

"Today, gossip broke the news that he had a 3P with two men in a hotel a few days ago! It's so explosive!"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "He has 3...3P with two men?"

"That's right," Qin Nian smiled and tutted twice, "wasn't he filming a while ago? He lived in a five-star hotel, and then someone filmed two men entering his room in the middle of the night one day, although only the back view, But here comes the problem—in the middle of the night! Two men! Entered his room!... He must have had a 3P with someone!"

Jiang Haiyan: "..." Wait, why does something seem wrong?

The next moment, the door of the room was suddenly slammed shut by someone.

Qin Nian was startled with a smile, and almost jumped up from the bed: "What's wrong?!"

"...It's nothing." Jiang Haiyan coughed twice quickly, "It should be that the bathroom door was blown shut by the wind."

Qin Nian smiled suspiciously: "Why do I sound like a room door?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Could it be that the door of the room was open before?"

Qin Nian smiled and scratched the back of his head: "Impossible, I obviously closed the door."

"That's it." Jiang Haiyan shrugged, "The door of the room was closed, and the key card was still on the bedside table. How could it be the door of the room just now, unless it was a hell, so it must be the bathroom door. Blow it up." This explanation is perfect!

Qin Nian smiled and remained silent for a while, then suddenly asked suspiciously, "Where is the wind coming from? Isn't there no window in the bathroom?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Qin Nian paused with a smile, and continued to ask: "And... Isn't the bathroom door a sliding door?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

After Qin Nianxiao seriously thought about all the questions, his eyes widened in an instant: "Damn it! It's really a hell!"

Jiang Haiyan silently looked at Qin Nian and smiled, falling into silence.

However, Qin Nianxiao was obviously not afraid at all, on the contrary, he looked very excited: "Fuck! I finally encountered a supernatural event! No, I want to post a Weibo to calm down!" Then he immediately buried his head and started Weibo , the expression is very excited.

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. If he knew this would happen, why did he bother?

After Qin Nian finished posting on Weibo with a smile, he said to Jiang Haiyan seriously: "I think this hotel may not be very clean! Maybe some supernatural event will happen tonight... Do you think we should go check it out tonight? risk?"

Jiang Haiyan calmly reminded him: "There is still a match tomorrow, so don't mess around."

Qin Nian smiled with disappointment on his face: "Yeah, I almost forgot that there is a competition tomorrow, so let's talk about it after the competition... But maybe they will come to the door in person, not necessarily! I will check if this hotel has had it before." What big news."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, he turned and went back to his bed, then took out his mobile phone and searched Xiao Xianyou's gossip.

Xiao Xianyou really deserves to be the popular young meat in the entertainment industry. He just entered Xiao Xianyou's name, and wrote "The popular young meat in the entertainment industry has a threesome with two men." Such eye-catching news jumped out. He clicked in and took a look, and sure enough, he found a photo.

Sure enough, the photo showed the backs of him and Shen Heqing, but it was quite blurry. From the photo, at most, it could be seen that the two backs were men, and nothing else could be seen.

Just when he had just finished reading the news, Qin Nian laughed and yelled again: "Fuck! This time it's even more exciting!"

Jiang Haiyan was a little confused: "What's wrong?"

"Just now someone came out and broke the news. It is said that the room where Xiao Xianyou had a 3P date was the room of Lan Erhao, the second male lead of the crew. After hearing that Xiao Xianyou entered Lan Erhao's room, after an hour or two, then Only two men went in." Qin Nian gasped with a smile, "So...Xiao Xianyou is not playing 3P, but 4P. I'll go!"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

"The entertainment industry is really chaotic!" Qin Nian said with a smile.

Jiang Haiyan silently looked up at the ceiling, speechless for a moment.

His fame as an ancient ferocious beast has been ruined by this kind of gossip in the entertainment industry!

"Although Xiao Xianyou has a lot of scandals, in my impression, there are not seventeen or eight female stars who have been rumored with him," Qin Nian said with a smile, "but he and men have rumors. It’s the first time to gossip, but it’s still three at a time, playing 4P or something is too harsh! It’s still my male god, Zhu Lanhe, who keeps himself clean and never spreads gossip.”

"I heard that the contestants who enter the finals of the Super Invincible Big Eater have a certain chance of being selected to make a contract to debut as an artist," Qin Nian said with a smile, his eyes glowing, "That's how my male god Zhu Lanhe made his debut, if I can also sign a contract to debut Enough……"

He held his face and imagined for a while, then asked Jiang Haiyan: "If there is a chance to sign a contract and debut as an artist, do you want to go?"

Jiang Haiyan shook his head: "I haven't considered it."

He even came to participate in the Super Invincible Big Eater just on a whim, how could he think so long-term.

"Then why don't you think about it now?" Qin Nian continued to ask Jiang Haiyan with a smile.

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "I can't say what will happen in the future."

Qin Nian pouted with a smile, obviously dissatisfied with Jiang Haiyan's answer, but soon, his attention was attracted by the new news refreshed on Weibo: "Fuck, Lan Erhao's manager came out to clarify Well, he said that Xiao Xianyou went to Lan Erhao's room just to discuss the script with Lan Erhao... Then he explained why the two men who went in behind went in? Could it be to make a table together? Do you want to play mahjong?"

"Xiao Xianyou's agent also came out, saying that they are just friends... It's really boring. Could this news be for hype for a new drama?"

Taking advantage of Qin Nian's smile and burying his head in Weibo, Jiang Haiyan quietly took out his mobile phone and sent Shen Heqing a text message: What are you doing?

After a while, Shen Heqing replied: a meeting.

Jiang Haiyan smiled, and sent another text message: Are you still playing with your phone during the meeting?

This time Shen Heqing quickly replied: I didn't play with my phone, I just replied to your text message.

Jiang Haiyan laughed and replied: The leader won't arrest you?

After a while, Shen Heqing replied: I was arrested and the money was deducted.

Jiang Haiyan laughed uncontrollably.

Qin Nian smiled and looked up to see Jiang Haiyan's swaying smile, and immediately ignited his gossip again: "Smile so happily, your girlfriend?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "How is it possible."

"Could it be...boyfriend?" Qin Nian smiled and widened his eyes instantly.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

"Hey, don't worry," Qin Nian smiled and patted his chest immediately to reassure, "I'm open-minded, and I won't look down on you because of this. It's been so old now, and I'm not one of those stubborn old antiques, but don't worry. Well, I won't say it."

Jiang Haiyan lied without changing his face: "I'm just looking at the cute and stupid photos of my hamster."

"A photo of your little Qingqing? So that's how it is," Qin Nian suddenly realized with a smile, "But speaking of this, where did your little Qingqing go? Didn't you just take it into the bathroom?"

Jiang Haiyan continued to make up without blushing, "I let him go for a walk."

"Hamster...can you let it out for a walk?" Qin Nian smiled with a confused expression, "What if the cat takes it away?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes: "He has a sense of propriety and won't do stupid things." Qin Nian's smiling expression suddenly became more tangled, and after a while, he turned his head and said to himself: "This hamster is so spiritual, really Why didn't you become a genius?"

The night passed quickly, and it was the next day in a blink of an eye.

Early in the morning, Jiang Haiyan and the other five players who were assigned to the first group came to the venue for the third round of the preliminary round - a beach behind the five-star hotel.

The staff set up tents and other various facilities on the beach early, including tables and chairs for the contestants to sit in. There were also a lot of onlookers around, including many fans of the contestants who participated in the competition. Hold up the sign and pull the flag, and when you see the contestants coming, you will wave the flag and shout there, and the scene is very lively.

Both Qin Nianxiao and Jiang Haiyan were assigned to the first group. At this time, he was pulling Jiang Haiyan to talk about: "Fuck, there are so many fans watching the game! It seems a little like a final! But many of them are Fans of those old players, I'm so envious, there are so many fans of old players... Wait! I saw your fans! Look over there! That sign has your name written on it!"

"I didn't expect that the competition venue this time would be a beach. What do you think you're going to compete this time? It's at the beach, so it's seafood, right?"

"Eating while facing the sea, will it feel like spring flowers blooming facing the sea, haha?"

After the six contestants were in place, the host also appeared on the stage wearing a beach shirt and beach shorts that fit the theme of the beach. At the same time, he also wore a sun hat and sunglasses.

After him, the four judges also appeared in cool clothes.

"Welcome to the first game of the third round of the Super Invincible Big Eater Preliminary Competition! This game is not only the last round of the preliminaries, but also the last round before the finals! Those who win the top three will be able to go smoothly Enter the finals! Everyone on the scene and the audience in front of the TV can see that the venue for this competition is on a beach, so what is the content of our competition this time? Not much nonsense! Please staff come out!"

Soon, several staff members also wearing beach shirts and beach shorts came out with plates of food.

All the players, including the onlookers, looked around one after another.

"That's right! The theme of this competition is - spicy crayfish! Spicy crayfish is a famous traditional snack in H province, and it belongs to Hunan cuisine among the eight major cuisines..." the host introduced passionately.

"Fuck! It's spicy crayfish!" Qin Nianxiao was seated next to Jiang Haiyan, and he immediately pulled Jiang Haiyan to complain in a low voice, "Isn't that better than spicy food? I'm not good at spicy food... …But isn’t spicy crayfish seafood? What kind of seafood is this!”

The big stomach king competition is not only about who eats more and who eats faster, but also tests the quality of different aspects of the players. Whether they can eat spicy food is also a very important aspect. In this respect, southern players and players who cannot eat spicy food Obviously not dominant, but this is food competition.

"...Because the size of each crayfish is different, for the fairness of the competition, we will peel and plate all the crayfish. Each plate of crayfish is [-] grams, according to the number of plates Win or lose!" The host quickly finished introducing the rules of the competition, "Of course, because this competition is about eating spicy food, we have prepared a lot of ice water and ice cubes for all contestants. If necessary, you can raise your hand and ask staff member."

Six plates of spicy crayfish were quickly placed in front of the six contestants.

"Now I declare, the game begins!"

At the order of the host, the six contestants started to fight at the same time.

Qin Nian smiled and picked up the chopsticks with an expression of resignation.

Jiang Haiyan had been drooling over the plates of spicy crayfish for a long time. After the host announced the start of the competition, he swallowed his saliva and began to move his chopsticks.

Because players peeling crayfish shells will waste unnecessary game time, the staff has already peeled the shells in advance. At this time, there are only red shrimps left in the plate. It is naturally curly, and it is also dyed with bright red chili oil, which is very attractive at first glance.

Jiang Haiyan took a few mouthfuls, and then narrowed his eyes happily.

Not long after the game started, the host started a routine interview: "This game is the last round before the final, which determines whether you can enter the final. Contestant No. [-], do you have confidence?"

Contestant No. [-] raised his head and smiled slightly: "I will definitely enter the final."

"Contestant No. [-] is very confident! She is an old contestant! She has participated in the Super Invincible Big Eater twice, and both times entered the finals! She should be the most experienced contestant among all the contestants present , and at the same time the number one rival of all the contestants present! She gave all the contestants a blow! Faced with such a blow, what do you think of the number two contestant?"

Contestant No. [-] paused, and also held his head high and said, "I am the champion!"

"Contestant No. [-] actually issued a championship declaration directly! At this moment, he provoked not only the five contestants present, but all the contestants participating in the Super Invincible Big Eater this time! It seems that contestant No. [-] is very ambitious! Then What do you think of contestant No. [-]'s provocation?"

Contestant No. [-] snorted: "Everything depends on strength!"

"Contestant No. [-] responded to Contestant No. [-]'s arrogance and contestant No. [-]'s provocation! As one of the top eight of the last Super Invincible Big Eater, he obviously has the strength and capital to speak harshly! Then how about contestant No. [-]? Is there anything you want to say?"

Contestant No. [-], that is, Qin Nianxiao, as the stunned youth who participated in the Super Invincible Big Stomach King for the first time, he was at a loss for a moment, and then said weakly: "I...I will try my best... ..."

host:"……"

Will you watch the atmosphere? !

The passionate atmosphere that had been mobilized with great difficulty before was shattered in an instant!

"It seems that contestant No. [-] is very cautious and humble! He is really a newcomer who is down-to-earth and step-by-step!" The host had no choice but to quickly walk past contestant No. [-], then turned to look at No. Is it?"

But when he saw the face of contestant No. [-], he suddenly felt ominous again.

Jiang Haiyan was also stunned for a moment. He quickly swallowed his mouth full of crayfish meat, thought about it seriously, and then replied seriously: "Today's crayfish...is delicious too."

host:"……"

Ah, sure enough.

Life is really no surprises.