On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Shen Heqing subconsciously felt a cold somewhere, and suddenly the whole hamster became ill.

Jiang Haiyan didn't seem to notice that Shen Heqing had arrived, and was still browsing the webpage seriously.

——It turns out that hamsters cannot be sterilized... It's really uplifting.

He stroked his chin in a sudden realization, and when he was about to search for some other little knowledge about the physiology of hamsters, Shen Heqing's cold voice suddenly sounded above his head.

"……What are you looking at?"

Jiang Haiyan raised his head and smiled at Shen Heqing: "Are you here?"

"Can male hamsters be sterilized?" Shen Heqing paused, as if a little ashamed to ask, "What do you want to do?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes: "Don't think too much, I just searched casually, I definitely don't mean to take you to undergo sterilization surgery, it would be too cruel for you... and male hamsters can't do it either Sterilization."

Shen Heqing: "..." Actually, the last sentence is the key point, right?

"Ahem, let's not talk about this," Jiang Haiyan put away the phone as if nothing had happened, "Is there something important for you to call me out?"

Shen He hummed lightly: "Next week is the literary test for the alliance's proficiency license exam, are you ready?"

Jiang Haiyan: "...Damn it! I completely forgot about it!"

If Shen Heqing didn't remind him, he would probably forget about it again.

"The final of the Super Invincible Big Eater is also next week, but the time of the two is staggered, you don't have to worry," Shen Heqing sighed, "You should take the time to read more books these few days, so that you can remember Count as much as you want." The rest is left to fate.

Jiang Haiyan snorted: "Why do you have such an expression that I'm sure I can't get over it? Let me tell you, I have a very good memory!"

Shen He smiled lightly and said: "Then who said that he was demented before?"

"...you don't understand my humor at all." Jiang Haiyan said quietly.

Shen Heqing was silent for a while, and then said lightly: "I asked you to come out to talk about this matter. In order to prevent fraud, the examination venue for the Licensing License Examination is different every year, and I will not be able to follow you when the time comes. , but you don’t have to worry about finding a place, there will be a guide to take you to the test site on the day of the competition.”

Jiang Haiyan understood: "Oh, family members and pets are not allowed to enter, right?"

Shen Heqing didn't want to ask Jiang Haiyan whether he belonged to family members or pets, so he said lightly: "Don't think about cheating, the test venue will be set up by high-ranking monks every year. , cheating candidates will be expelled from the magic circle, and they will not be allowed to take the exam for the next ten years."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "It's really strict."

"I'd rather take the exam again next year than try to be opportunistic," Shen Heqing said seriously, "Ten years later, I don't know what the world will be like."

Jiang Haiyan smiled calmly and said, "Ten years is just a snap of my fingers to me." How many ten years are there in his long life?Even he himself can't remember clearly.

Shen Heqing: "..." I forgot that the guy in front of me is a ten thousand year old demon.

"Don't worry, I won't cheat," Jiang Haiyan stretched his waist, "I don't need to rush to get a proficiency license now, anyway, there are other ways to make money, as long as a rich man like Xiao Xianyou With a few more, I can eat and drink without worrying about it for a while." Xiao Xianyou, the patron, is quite generous, of course, since he found Shen Heqing, his life has become much better, and it is no longer the same as before. It was such a tight time.

...In this way, Shen Heqing is simply his mascot!

Shen Heqing suddenly noticed that Jiang Haiyan looked at him with burning eyes, a kind of crisis instinct of being stared at by a large ferocious beast made his back chill, so he couldn't help but move back.

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing with self-loved eyes, thinking that his own pet is a good one, not only has some money, but also can cook, and he can feed him, the master, and it looks delicious, that round little body , plump white buttocks, it must be very soft and delicious when you eat it... It's a pity that you can only look at it but not eat it. After all, there is only one in the world, and there is no semicolon. Once you eat it, it will be gone.

Shen Heqing was startled into a cold sweat by Jiang Haiyan's hungry and fierce eyes. At this moment, he was very glad that he was in human form now, and he could make Jiang Haiyan restrain himself, because he found that Jiang Haiyan seemed to be more interested in his original form ...But he didn't know why at all. After all, his original shape was a hamster the size of a palm, not to mention the meat, and the taste was probably not very fat.

It seems that there is only one truth!

He coldly came to a conclusion in his heart: a certain glutton must be a plush fan.

Wait, isn't the original shape of the legendary gluttonous sheep the body of a sheep?Doesn't that also have wool?How could a hairy Jiang Haiyan have the appetite to eat a hairy him?Wait a minute, he remembered that Jiang Haiyan was very happy when he ate mutton skewers... Well, think about it carefully, Jiang Haiyan has never been unhappy when eating.

Shen Heqing suddenly felt that it was completely unnecessary for him to ask Jiang Haiyan, who was originally a sheep body in the legend, why he ate mutton, because the legendary glutton not only eats people, but even eats himself if he disagrees with him.

Imagine the greedy and ferocious glutton in the legend, and then take a look at the handsome young man in front of him, Shen Heqing only feels that the three views are about to be shattered, after all, the contrast is really a bit big.

But once you accept this setting... it seems pretty cute?

Wait, no, how could he think that this fierce beast in front of him, who gave him a hungry look at the slightest disagreement, was cute?

Shen Heqing refused to accept this contrasting cuteness with a cold face.

Of course, Jiang Haiyan didn't know what Shen Heqing was thinking at the moment. After licking his little pet with his eyes, he lowered his head and flipped through the menu of this cafe, wanting to see if there was anything delicious, but this There is nothing to eat in this cafe except cakes and other desserts.

But those cakes looked delicious, so he beckoned to the waiter, pointed to the dessert page on the menu, and asked him to have one of the same.

The waiter looked at Jiang Haiyan in surprise: "Sir, are you sure you want to order all the desserts in our store?" Although their coffee shop does not focus on selling desserts, there are at least a dozen desserts in total, and other people come to the coffee shop. It’s all about dating or discussing important matters. If you order a cup of coffee, at most you can order a dessert to suppress the bitterness of the coffee. How can anyone come to the coffee shop for dessert?And I still order so many desserts at one time, it's another matter whether I can eat it all, the price is not low.

Jiang Haiyan nodded, and he spread his hands on the back of the booth-style sofa in the coffee shop, and said with a sullen expression: "Give me a piece of all the desserts in your shop."

Why is this scene so similar to the nouveau riche wearing a big gold chain around his neck on TV wanting to show off, so he walked into the jewelry store and waved his hand: "Give me a share of everything in your store, I have plenty of money!"

The waiter complained silently in his heart, but the customer is God after all, he quickly memorized the order, then turned and left.

So when Shen Heqing recovered from the fugue, he suddenly found that there were several desserts on the table in front of him, while Jiang Haiyan ate with a happy face, his eyes narrowed into a slit.

Jiang Haiyan likes to eat desserts very much. When the sweetness bursts from his tongue, the happiness is indescribable. Soon, he finished the first creme brulee.

While eating, he still didn't forget to greet Shen Heqing: "Why don't you eat? You must be hungry after being a judge all morning."

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan's face full of happiness, and shook his head: "No, you can eat." Jiang Haiyan ate so happily, how dare he snatch the food?

Jiang Haiyan finished his creme brulee and started to eat matcha mousse. Just as he was about to start with the third dessert, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye.

He paused, and looked in that direction with his fork in his mouth.

"What's wrong?" Shen Heqing followed suit.

Jiang Haiyan bit her fork and said vaguely: "It's nothing, I just saw a familiar person."

"……that person?"

Shen Heqing paused, and frowned slightly: "Is it the person who sleeps in the same room as you?"

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "That's right, it's him, his name is Qin Nianxiao, and he entered the final with me."

"You pay attention to him?"

Shen Heqing frowned slightly, would Jiang Haiyan also pay attention to an ordinary mortal?

I'm so concerned that I don't even have time to eat desserts...

Jiang Haiyan bit her fork and shrugged: "That's not true, it's just... a bit strange."

Qin Nianxiao is very young and talented, but his clothes are not as trendy as those young people in their [-]s and [-]s nowadays, but they are very down-to-earth...that is, earthy.

Jiang Haiyan didn't have much contact with Qin Nianxiao, but he could feel that Qin Nianxiao's family situation was not rich, and Qin Nianxiao was also acquainted with him, and he had already explained his family situation on the first day he knew him. Nian Xiao's family situation is indeed not good. His father was laid off and his mother was seriously ill. That's why he thought of participating in the Super Big Eater. After all, once he wins the championship, he will get a huge bonus and have the opportunity to sign a contract to debut as an artist.

In Jiang Haiyan's impression, Qin Nianxiao was very calm about his family's situation and was not ashamed of it, he was quite an optimistic person.

But at this moment, Qin Nianxiao was sitting in this coffee shop, and opposite him was a man in a high-end suit who exuded the aura of "I am rich". Something is wrong.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, could it be that this is the scene where he met a young poor boy raised by a wealthy young master?

The development of this plot is a bit bloody!

So he watched quietly while eating the cake. Fortunately, he had keen eyes and ears, and he was a master at eavesdropping on gossip, so he listened to the conversation between the two of them.

Qin Nian looked at the man sitting opposite him with a smile, feeling very awkward inside.

The man opposite was wearing a high-end suit that looked expensive at first glance, while he was wearing a faded T-shirt and a pair of washed-white jeans. The atmosphere between the two was completely out of tune. , The style of painting is even more different.

They don't look like people from one world at all.

But the man on the opposite side gracefully picked up the coffee cup in his hand, and said to him lightly: "Why don't you eat it? Didn't you want tiramisu?" Just now he wanted to order a cup for both of them Qin Nian smiled and said that he didn't like coffee, it was too bitter, so he asked Qin Nian to order it himself, and Qin Nian asked for a cup of coffee after flipping through the menu from beginning to end. Serving tiramisu.

Qin Nian was very conflicted with his smile. He liked to eat tiramisu, but facing the man in front of him who always had a rigid face like those old-fashioned British gentlemen in TV dramas, how could he talk about it?

But looking at the expression of the man opposite, Qin Nian laughed for a while, then lowered his head, picked up a fork and started eating the cake.

The sweet taste of tiramisu tasted in his mouth, but it never entered his heart.

"I watched your game just now." The man took a sip of his coffee before putting it down again. "If you want money, there's no need to do it..."

Qin Nian smiled and lowered his head, "Do you think it's embarrassing for me to do this?"

The man frowned slightly: "It's not this question, if you want money, just ask me for it."

Qin Nian smiled and shook his head: "I don't want your money, I can make money myself, why should I ask others for money?"

The man frowned deeply: "But if you overeat like this, it's not good for your health."

"It's good if I can make money," Qin Nian smiled and lowered his head to take a bite of tiramisu, "I'm still young anyway."

"Young is not the reason for you to spoil your body casually," said the man. "When you are old, you will regret what you did today."

Qin Nian shrugged with a smile: "You don't need to persuade me anymore, I have already entered the finals, no matter whether you stop me or not, I will continue."

"Smile," the man seemed to notice that his tone was a bit heavy, so he slowed down his speech, "Listen to brother, brother will not harm you."

Qin Nian smiled and lowered his head to poke the tiramisu he had eaten a few mouthfuls with a fork: "You really think I'm embarrassing your family, don't you?"

"Smile, how can you say that?" The man frowned slightly.

"But don't worry." Qin Nian smiled and lowered his head, "If you don't tell me, I won't tell you. Who knows that you are my elder brother and I am your younger brother?"

The man said with a straight face, "Whether you say it or not, we are blood brothers."

Qin Nianxiao suddenly felt a little lost his appetite. He had just finished a game and his stomach was already full. He put down the fork in his hand and looked up at the man in front of him: "But don't you already have a very Is he an excellent and perfect brother?"

The man frowned: "You mean Yijia?"

Hearing that name, Qin Nian was silent for a while, and then continued to smile: "I heard that he received admission letters from several famous foreign universities at the same time? That's amazing, compared to a student like me who couldn't even pass the university entrance exam." Scum is different."

"As long as you want, I can also send you to study abroad," the man said quickly, "In this way, you don't have to make money by participating in that kind of competition."

Qin Nian smiled and was silent for a while, then he shook his head: "But I like to make money by participating in this kind of competition, I think...we have nothing to talk about, please go back, Mr. Zheng."

"I'm your brother," the man called Mr. Zheng said with a straight face, "Even if you don't want to call me brother, you don't have to call me so unfamiliar."

Qin Nian smiled and shook his head, "It doesn't make any difference to me whether you are Mr. Zheng or Mr. Jia."

"Ah! I remembered who that person was!"

Jiang Haiyan, who was biting his fork, suddenly slapped his thigh and pointed at the man sitting opposite Qin Nianxiao.

Shen Heqing: "Who is he?"

"A rich man!" Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, "He seems to be the eldest son of the Zheng family, Zheng Youqian, the future successor of the Zheng family, the rich young master in TV dramas. When he opened Weibo a while ago, It was immediately on the headlines of Weibo, and many people were crying and calling her husband under his Weibo, don’t you have any impression of him? He is the national husband on Weibo.”

Shen Heqing is also a person who often plays Weibo. Although he doesn't pay much attention to gossip, he still has a little understanding of some hot things, so he said clearly: "So it's him."

"Yes, that's him! But it's strange..." Jiang Haiyan likes to read gossip, especially gossip about wealthy families, "I remember Zheng Tuhao, the chairman of the Zheng Corporation, has only two sons, one is him, and the other is also very famous , is a piano player, and this year, they are engaged in a national piano tour. He is called the little prince of piano, and he seems to be called Zheng Yijia... When did another son come out? Could it be an illegitimate child?"

"No, if Qin Nianxiao is his father's illegitimate son, why is Zheng You so eager to care about him? Isn't he afraid of being robbed of his heir status or shareholding property? It's always played like this in TV dramas!"

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan scratching his heart and lungs wanting to gossip, tapped twice on the table with his slender fingers, and lowered his eyes: "...you seem to be paying attention to him."

"Gossip is the spiritual food of the people!" Jiang Haiyan said earnestly.

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan was eating dessert while reading gossip, and unknowingly finished the dozen or so desserts in front of him. Seeing that Qin Nianxiao and Zheng Youqian seemed to be about to leave, he hurriedly beckoned the waiter to pay the bill.

It was the waiter from before who came, and when he saw a dozen empty plates in front of Jiang Haiyan, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, so many desserts, how could he really finish eating?If you don't hold it to death, you have to get tired of it, right?

Jiang Haiyan wiped his mouth with a tissue, nodded and commented: "The taste is not bad, but it's not sweet enough."

Just when the waiter couldn't help showing admiration for Jiang Haiyan, the next moment, Jiang Haiyan pointed to Shen Heqing who was opposite: "By the way, he pays the bill, and I have no money."

waiter:"……"

Shen He paid the bill calmly.

None of the self-knowledge of a house pet.

Jiang Haiyan was very pleased, as if seeing that the pigs he had raised for more than [-] years could finally grow Chinese cabbage.

After paying the bill, Jiang Haiyan quietly followed Qin Nianxiao and Zheng Youqian.

When the two of them came to a corner, Qin Nian smiled and turned back to Zheng Youqian and said, "Mr. Zheng, you go back. You are a big man with status. Be careful not to be photographed by paparazzi or reporters. It will not affect you well."

Zheng Yougan said with a straight face: "I am your brother, what's wrong with coming to see you?"

So Jiang Haiyan turned her head and secretly whispered to Shen Heqing: "I think that Zheng Youqian is a cute brother-in-law, Qin Nianxiao is too arrogant."

Shen Heqing felt Jiang Haiyan's hot breath spraying in his ears when he lowered his voice, and couldn't help trembling slightly... This feeling seems to be different from the feeling when he was coveted by Taotie drooling.

Without waiting for Shen Heqing to think deeply about this issue, Jiang Haiyan had already distanced himself from him and continued to walk forward.

"Don't say that," Qin Nian smiled and pursed his lips, "...I can't bear it."

"What can't bear it?" Zheng Youqian frowned, "I am your elder brother, this is a matter of blood."

Qin Nian was silent for a while with a smile, and suddenly said in a low voice: "If you didn't have this blood relationship, would you still consider me your younger brother?" His voice was so soft that Zheng Youqian couldn't hear it clearly, and he frowned. Just about to ask something more, the next moment, Qin Nianxiao suddenly stopped.

"My friend is here to look for me, so go away," Qin Nian smiled and turned to look behind him, "It's bad if my friend recognizes you..." He was just saying it casually, trying to find an excuse to send Zheng Yougan away , but he didn't expect that when he turned around, he really saw Jiang Haiyan not far away...and Shen Heqing next to him.

Zheng Yougan remained silent for a few seconds with a straight face, and then told Qin Nian to smile, "I'll come back to you in a few days." Then he turned and left.

Qin Nian looked at Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing not far away with a smile and sighed: "Have you all seen it?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "What did you see?"

Qin Nian paused with a smile, and continued to ask: "...you heard that too?"

Jiang Haiyan continued to blink innocently: "What did you hear?"

Shen He said calmly: "I saw it, and I heard it."

Jiang Haiyan, who was caught off guard by being slapped in the face: "..."

"You can see it when you see it." Qin Nian shrugged with a smile, "That person is indeed my brother, but our relationship is very ordinary, and we don't have much contact with each other. You saw it just now. When he heard my friend came to look for him I'm sick, so I left quickly, I don't want to have anything to do with my friends at all..."

"But it's true, whether it's me or my friend, he is completely different from the world."

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "It's okay, we don't want to have anything to do with him anyway."

Qin Nian was stunned for a while, then he shook his head and said with a smile, "Don't you guys know who he is? He is Zheng Youqian."

"Of course I know, national husband," Jiang Haiyan spread his hands, "Although I like men, I don't want to have anything to do with him. Although he is a national husband, I don't care about letting him be my husband."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Qin Nian smiled: "..."

...It seems that I accidentally learned some terrible little secret.