On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan looked at the crab essence in front of him, and countless ways to eat crabs flashed across his mind, steamed hairy crabs, spicy hairy crabs, boiled hairy crabs... Then he swallowed subconsciously.

A certain crab spirit who was missed suddenly felt that the smell of danger seemed to be getting stronger and stronger. A strong sense of crisis made his hair stand on end, and he almost returned to his original shape. He stared at the seemingly harmless appearance in front of him. The young man tensed up all his nerves, waiting for any signs of trouble before striking back immediately.

"Thank you brother..."

The little shrimp who was protected by the crab spirit was a little at a loss. He tugged at the corner of the crab spirit and opened his mouth to explain something, but was interrupted by the crab spirit.

"Xiao Jing, this man is not a good person at first sight, don't be fooled by his appearance," the crabman firmly guarded the little shrimp behind him, with a serious expression on his face, "he is definitely not a candidate, maybe he is What method did you use to get in here!" He had participated in several alliance exams for becoming elite licenses, and he had also met many guys with terrifying auras, but this was the first time he had seen someone with such a terrifying aura, and it was even worse than before. Some high-level demon cultivators I have encountered are even more terrifying, but the problem is that most of the high-level demon cultivators in the comprehension world have already passed the exam to become a master, and few of them are still taking the exam. This person is probably a demon cultivator Came in disguised as a demon cultivator!

Jiang Haiyan looked innocent: "But I'm really an examinee. If you don't believe me, I'll show you my admission ticket." Then, he took out his admission ticket and handed it over.

"Don't come here!" The crab spirit was very vigilant. Seeing Jiang Haiyan take a step forward, he immediately took a step back, "Since you can sneak in, can't you forge your admission ticket?"

Jiang Haiyan shrugged helplessly: "Well, if you really don't believe it, I can't help it."

At this moment, someone noticed the strangeness here and walked towards this side.

"Candidate No. 250, Candidate No. 450, what are you doing?"

The next moment, Zhu Lanhe appeared in front of the three of them. He smiled and said to the three of them: "Although the exam has not officially started yet, the candidates must get along with each other in a friendly manner and do not fight. Once a candidate violates the rules, they will You will be disqualified from the exam."

Crab Jing was taken aback for a moment, pointed at Jiang Haiyan and asked incredulously, "Is he a candidate?"

Zhu Lanhe smiled slightly: "Naturally, only the examinee himself can pass the teleportation circle with the admission ticket, otherwise he will not be able to pass. Candidate No. 450, please don't casually question the code of professional ethics of our guides."

Crab Essence touched his head and apologized very embarrassedly: "I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, all the candidates have arrived, please follow me to the official examination venue."

After Zhu Lanhe finished speaking, she turned around and walked in one direction.

Although the crab spirit was a little relieved, she still looked at Jiang Haiyan very vigilantly, and still protected the little shrimp spirit from getting close to Jiang Haiyan. Jiang Haiyan smiled innocently, turned and followed Zhu Lanhe.

At this time, all the candidates had arrived. Jiang Haiyan followed Zhu Lanhe and looked around. This time, there were quite a few candidates who came to take the exam for the alliance's proficiency permit. The beach that was empty just now was already overcrowded. From the looks of it, most of the "people" are just like that crab spirit, they all have strange looks, and some "people" even have all sorts of strange shapes.

But this is not surprising, after all, most of the candidates who will come to take the exam for the alliance's spirit license test are little monsters who have not been able to become spirits for a long time. Transforming into a human form, most of the transformed human forms have some characteristics of the original form, so they naturally look in various strange shapes.

Of course, among this group of grotesque goblins, there are also some beautiful goblins. Not far away, there is a big beauty with gorgeous looks, but that beauty's soul-stirring eyes look like fox eyes no matter how you look at them. Good looks just added a bit of gaudy taste.

It looks like a vixen.

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, and then looked in the opposite direction. There was also a big beauty there. This beauty was elegant and elegant, with a pair of long and straight beautiful legs. Her strength demonstrated what is called "neck neck" The following are all legs", but the neck seems to be a bit long, and it is not ordinary long.

This is probably a crane demon.

Jiang Haiyan looked around at the examinees while guessing their real shapes. He had a great time playing with himself. At this moment, Zhu Lanhe, who was leading the way, suddenly stopped.

"arrive."

Jiang Haiyan also stopped, and when he looked up, he was shocked by the scene in front of him.

However, his shock was not because the scene in front of him was too spectacular, but because it was too shabby.

Under their feet was an endless golden sandy beach, and in front of them was a boundless ocean, but in front of their eyes, there appeared a pitifully small... broken fishing boat.

The fishing boat is really small, probably a little bigger than the flat boat in the ancient picture scroll, not to mention the luxurious giant ship, it is even inferior to the ordinary boat, under the beating of the waves, that one is broken and The small fishing boat bumped up and down in the sea, as if it was in danger of being swallowed by the waves at any time.

Many candidates were stunned for a moment, this is their exam venue?play with them!

Immediately, someone ran to Zhu Lanhe and asked, "Is this our test site? Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?"

Zhu Lanhe smiled slightly and said, "That's right."

All the candidates, including Jiang Haiyan, fell silent for a moment. Such a broken and small fishing boat can accommodate a dozen people. There are at least a thousand candidates here. What about the extra candidates? ?Do you want to go to the sea to take the exam?

Zhu Lanhe still smiled and said: "Don't worry, everyone, this appearance is just a cover-up, and there are mysteries inside, please get on the boat." As soon as the words fell, he took the lead and walked towards the broken fishing boat.

Seeing his figure disappear in front of the broken fishing boat, several candidates standing at the front looked at each other for a while, and then boarded the boat.

When it was Jiang Haiyan's turn, hundreds of people had already entered in front of him, but the broken fishing boat that seemed to only accommodate a dozen people was still the same, so he touched his chin and boarded the boat.

Soon, Jiang Haiyan discovered that there was indeed something hidden in this broken fishing boat.

At this time, he was standing in a hall, looking inside the broken fishing boat. From the outside, the cabin, which was less than two meters high, was actually more than ten meters high, and the area was very spacious. What surprised him even more was that this The interior decoration of the ship is very luxurious, and this is only the front hall. There are hundreds of calligraphy and paintings hanging on the walls on both sides. Those calligraphy and paintings are not ordinary calligraphy and paintings. The most exaggerated thing about the defensive magic circle set up by the first-class monks is that the light embedded on the roof is not an electric light invented by mortals, but a night pearl that is priceless even in the cultivation world. It can be said that the outside of this ship is so dilapidated, but the inside is How luxurious.

The examinees who came in behind Jiang Haiyan were also amazed, not to mention how many treasures there are in this ship, this ship alone is considered a rare treasure, after all the examinees have entered, the hall still looks very Spacious, and this is just the lobby, who knows how big the whole ship is?

After Jiang Haiyan looked at the structure of the hall, he noticed a person quietly appearing in front of all the candidates.

"Candidates, please be quiet," Zhu Lanhe said suddenly, but his voice was clearly transmitted to every corner in this hall as large as a square, "Welcome to the alliance members organized by the Cultivation Realm Alliance to take the exam." For the literary test of the license exam, we are now asking Dai Xiongmao, the chairman of the Alliance of Cultivators, to read the relevant rules of the literary test for us, please applaud and welcome."

Sparse applause resounded in the hall one after another.

After Jiang Haiyan heard Zhu Lanhe's words, he immediately looked curiously at the man who had just appeared—is that man the legendary chairman of the Alliance of Cultivators?

The man was wearing a well-regulated black suit. He was ordinary-looking, unremarkable, neither ugly nor handsome, with a medium build, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin... No matter how you looked at it, he was an ordinary man who would fall into the crowd. The ordinary people who can no longer be found are far less eye-catching than Zhu Lanhe standing next to him, and even less eye-catching than the crab spirit that Jiang Haiyan has seen before.

Jiang Haiyan was immediately disappointed. What about the cute aura of the legendary cuteness who became a national treasure?

Dai Xiongmao's voice was neither high nor low, neither fast nor slow, without the slightest emotional ups and downs. After a long speech, it made people drowsy, comparable to the speech of an ordinary leader.

"...I hope that everyone can achieve good results, successfully pass the alliance's elf license exam, get the elf license, and become a legal elf of the alliance. Thank you everyone, and my speech is over."

When he announced the end, there was a burst of warm applause at the scene, even Jiang Haiyan applauded sincerely, it was finally over!It's not easy!He almost fell asleep standing up!

"Now, all candidates are invited to enter the examination room according to the number of the admission ticket. Please go to the examination room No. 50 from No. 51 to NO.150, please go to No. [-] from No. [-] to No. [-], and please go to No. [-] from No. [-] to No. [-]. examination room……"

As soon as Zhu Lanhe finished speaking, all the candidates immediately dispersed with their admission tickets and went to find their own examination room.

Jiang Haiyan also took the admission ticket and found his examination room. As soon as he sat down, a familiar voice sounded next to him: "Is that you?"

He turned his head to look, and found that the person sitting next to him was the little shrimp spirit from before.

Xia Jing blushed with excitement: "I didn't expect that we were in the same examination room. What a coincidence, Brother Xie and I were not in the same examination room. I was worried that it would be lonely without acquaintances in the examination room. What a coincidence."

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "It's really a coincidence."

"By the way, don't pay attention to Brother Xie's words just now." Xia Jing stuck out his tongue towards Jiang Haiyan, "He is a very suspicious person, probably because he was almost captured and eaten by mortals several times before he became a spirit, so After becoming refined, he becomes very suspicious, but he is not bad, he is a good person."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "I see..." It seems that the original shape of the crab essence should be quite fat.

Xia Jing smiled shyly: "Anyway, I don't think you look like a bad person. By the way, let's add a button, and we can chat online after we get back." Then, he took out his mobile phone, The button interface is opened.

Jiang Haiyan took a glance and found that Xia Jing had added a lot of groups, the first group was called "Hai Clan Gossip Exchange Group", and suddenly laughed: "Sea Clan Gossip Exchange Group? I think you should be a river shrimp? That crab ...Your brother Xie is a Yangcheng Lake hairy crab, so it should be a river crab, how could it be a sea tribe?"

Xia Jing blushed slightly, and said nah-na: "The alliance didn't give us river spirits another classification, so we are all classified as sea clan."

"Oh," Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows curiously, "Then, have you guys been gossiping lately?"

"Yes," Xia Jing blinked, and said seriously, "Previously, the silver-scaled merman family in the South China Sea wanted to marry the black-scaled merman family in the East China Sea. The merman escaped from marriage, and his whereabouts are still unknown, and now both the silver merman and the black merman are offering a bounty for the whereabouts of that black merman."

Jiang Haiyan nodded seriously: "This is indeed a big gossip, and then?"

There has been a family of mermen living in the sea since ancient times. The legendary merman is a beautiful half-human, half-fish creature with a human upper body and a fish lower body.The races of merman are divided into black-scale merman, silver-scale merman, green-scale merman, red-scale merman, golden-scale merman, etc. Merman of different races live in different sea areas. The black-scaled mermaids, who are the most ferocious by nature, lived in the East China Sea for generations, but occasionally marriages between different races would occur, and they would never die without contact with each other.

Xia Jing scratched his face, a little embarrassed: "Then there is no after." For a small shrimp like him, the mermaid clan can be regarded as a wealthy family in the seabed, and he can only do it at most. Listen to the gossip, how can you know deeply?

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully: "Maybe that black-scaled merman is just unaccustomed to the environment. After all, the environment in the East China Sea and the South China Sea must be different. It's normal for him to be unable to adapt for a while."

Xia Jing shook his head and said: "I don't know why that black-scaled merman escaped from marriage. According to my other friends, the merman sent by the silver-scaled merman to marry is very beautiful and has a high status in the clan. Everyone said that the black-scaled merman was not good enough for her, but that black-scaled merman ran away from marriage."

Jiang Haiyan smiled and said: "Perhaps that silver-scaled merman should be glad that he didn't have to jump into the fire pit." Among all the races of merman, the silver-scaled merman is the most gentle by nature, but the black-scaled merman is just the opposite. , are not only cruel by nature, but also bloodthirsty and sexually promiscuous. Most of them will kill humans, and some will even kill their own race and partners. It is really not a good choice for marriage, but their fighting power is the strongest among all mermaids. Battle the ocean's fiercest predators.

Xia Jing shook his head and said with a smile: "Even if we don't marry that black-scaled merman, the black-scaled merman clan will send another black-scaled merman to marry them. The black-scaled merman will send another black-scaled merman to marry the silver-scaled merman."

Jiang Haiyan nodded knowingly, although he felt a little sympathetic to the silver-scaled merman, but he was not of the merman race, not even the sea race, and he had no right to meddle in other people's business.

... Having said that, I don't know if shark meat is delicious?

I heard that eating merman meat seems to make you live forever...

But it was of no use to him!

Jiang Haiyan was thinking deeply about whether shark meat is good to eat, until the chief examiner walked into the examination room, which interrupted his thinking.

The chief examiner was a beautiful woman, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that she was overwhelmed by the country, but her brows were slightly frowned, as if shrouded in a lingering sadness, which really aroused pity.

And when she opened her mouth, her voice was even more melodious, like a poignant and sad song, which made people want to cry.

"Candidates, I'm Ying Lian'er, and the chief examiner of this exam is a silver scale shark."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Xia Jing: "..."

Fuck!Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here!

Wait, no, this is not Cao Cao, but a member of the Cao clan...

"...So the content of this exam, in addition to the [-] basic questions about common sense in the realm of comprehension, there is also an additional composition question."

All the candidates were in an uproar, they had never heard of composition questions before!They didn't review it at all!

"Everyone, please rest assured that no points will be deducted for wrong answers to additional questions, and points will be added for correct answers."

All the candidates breathed a sigh of relief.

"But if there is no word in the additional questions, the whole paper will not be scored."

The examinees were shocked again, how could there be such an overbearing additional question!Originally, there were so many questions on the examination paper that they didn't have enough time to write!A total of five hundred ways!

"There is no theme for the composition. You can write thousands of words or just a few words. The only requirement is to make me cry."

Candidates: "..."

Who the hell doesn't know that sharks have a high tear point? !

"If you have no objections, I will start distributing the test papers. If you have any objections, then hold back."

After the silver-scaled merman finished speaking sadly, he began to hand out the examination papers. No matter how dissatisfied the examiners were, they could only hold back.

When the candidates took a look at the test papers, some of them breathed a sigh of relief. They were betting on the right questions. Some of them were frowning in an instant. Naked test.

After Jiang Haiyan got the test paper, he was sometimes relieved and sometimes sighed. Although Shen Heqing forced him to study in hell style, it was a quick course after all. The foundation was too weak, and many questions were half-understood. Touching his chin, he picked up the pen and began to move it like flying.

The rustling sound of writing has already sounded in the examination room. After all, there are a lot of questions in the examination paper, and every second is precious, so we have to race against time.

Jiang Haiyan only chose what he was sure to write, and put aside the others that he was not sure about. He thought that instead of wasting time to gamble, he might as well finish writing what he was sure of first, and strive to get the points he could get. Get them all.

After he finished answering the test paper, he looked back and found that he had only written half of the entire test paper, and the remaining half was completely empty.

He scratched his head, and picked some topics that he was half sure about. In the end, he wrote [-] of the [-] questions, but he couldn't make up the rest.

The Literary Examination and the Martial Examination of the Licensing Alliance Examination each account for [-] points, the total score is [-] points, and the passing score is [-] points. point.

Jiang Haiyan didn't think that he could just score thirty points after answering three hundred questions, so he gritted his teeth and spent the rest of his time writing additional questions. Obviously, there were many people who had the same idea as him, and after a burst of excitement, After writing quickly, many people stopped, scratching their heads and biting the barrel of the pen, obviously thinking hard about what kind of article they should write to make the shark cry.

"Exam time is up! Collect papers now!"

As soon as the silver scale shark finished speaking, all the test papers in the field flew towards her at once. Some people tried to grab the test papers and write another, but the test papers left him mercilessly.

Many candidates slumped on their seats as if they had been stripped of their backbone, like a puddle of mud, and some candidates burst into tears on the spot, "Woooooooooo! The review range is wrong! I have to take the exam again next year!" Hey! The composition is not finished yet! I just reached the climax!" Jiang Haiyan stretched lazily, then turned and left the examination room.

"Wait a moment!"

Behind Jiang Haiyan, Xia Jing trotted all the way to follow: "By the way, I forgot that I haven't asked your name yet. What's your name? What's your real identity?"

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "My name is Jiang Haiyan, as for the original shape... Can you guess?" If you guess it, it will scare you to death.

Xia Jing really guessed seriously: "You like to eat fish, so are you a cat?"

"No."

"Could it be Haiyan?"

"……no."

"Well, brother Xie seems to be a little afraid of you. Could it be that you are... a crab-eating monkey?!"

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched: "Of course not."

"It's so hard to guess, forget it, let's not guess," Xia Jing pouted, "By the way, have you finished your composition just now?"

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "Just finished writing."

"I've finished writing too!" Xia Jing straightened his chest, "I think I wrote it very well! Sister Yuren will be moved to tears by my composition, I wrote all the stories before I became a spirit Going up, if I hadn't met Brother Xie, I guess I wouldn't be able to become a master at all...By the way, what did you write?"

Jiang Haiyan paused, then said with a faint smile: "I also wrote a story of mine."

"What story?" Xia Jing asked curiously.

Jiang Haiyan said seriously: "In the past, I had a master who treated me very well."

Xia Jing blinked: "What happened next?"

Jiang Haiyan said lightly: "He died later."

Xia Jing blushed immediately: "I'm sorry, I made you sad again..."

Jiang Haiyan shook his head and smiled: "It's nothing, it's over."

Xia Jing blushed and said, "I hope you can find a better master than your previous master."

Jiang Haiyan smiled faintly, "I've found it."