On the self-cultivation of a foodie

How could his pet become so rogue?

...It must be the fault of the estrus period!

Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly: "Could it be that you are really in estrus and want to find a partner? Which female hamster have you taken a fancy to?"

Shen Heqing's eyes darkened slightly: "I do want to find a partner, but I don't want to find some female hamster."

Jiang Haiyan quickly changed his words: "Of course, if you like male hamsters, I don't have any objections. I'm not a feudal parent in what age, as long as it's true love."

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "But I only like Taotie, the only one in this world."

Jiang Haiyan laughed twice: "That's hard to find, your goal is really high, can't you lower your goal?"

Shen He said calmly: "No, I only want him alone."

Jiang Haiyan's eyes couldn't help moving around: "This is going to be difficult..."

Shen Heqing put his hand on the stone behind Jiang Haiyan, he slowly lowered his head, and whispered in Jiang Haiyan's ear: "Are you racist?"

"Of course not," Jiang Haiyan took a step back subconsciously, but his back was completely attached to the cool stone wall behind him. Facing Shen Heqing's approaching step by step, he had to turn his face away and said in an awkward tone, " ...It’s just that there is a problem with the size, the original shape is too far away, and the size is also a problem.”

"It is not necessary to use the original form when mating," Shen Heqing said solemnly, "It is also possible to use the human form, is there any problem with the size?" Among the monsters and goblins, most of the monsters and goblins prefer to use the original form for mating , but that is entirely because it is easier to increase the chance of conception by using the original form of mating, but for them, there is no need to have such concerns. After all, no matter what form they use to mate, it is impossible to conceive.

There is naturally a serious size discrepancy between Jiang Haiyan's original form and Shen Heqing's original form, but there is obviously no size problem in their human forms.

While whispering in Jiang Haiyan's ear, Shen Heqing straightened his back, and compared the size of the two of them on the spot.

Jiang Haiyan blushed for a long time, and finally choked out a few words: "This hot spring is too hot, I have to go up!"

Shen Heqing pressed Jiang Haiyan who was about to stand up, and said with a faint smile: "It's cold up there, let's soak for a while."

Jiang Haiyan was about to struggle, but the next moment, Shen Heqing leaned over and kissed her.

Although they had kissed each other several times before, it was because Jiang Haiyan wanted to clear Shen He's spiritual energy. In various senses, this was the first serious kiss between the two of them.

As an old beast, Jiang Haiyan obviously had no experience in kissing, and was soon kissed by Shen Heqing, his face turned red and his ears turned red, and his whole body became weak. Shen Heqing's mouth was very hot, his tongue was very hot, and his head was smoky from the heat. , Even the struggling movement seems to have no strength.

After the kiss was over, Jiang Haiyan blushed and was about to push Shen Heqing away, but at the next moment, Shen Heqing suddenly turned back into a fluffy fat white meat dumpling, fell straight into the hot spring, and immediately fell into a plop struggled.

Jiang Haiyan, who was still blushing: "..."

A gust of cold wind blew by, Jiang Haiyan patted his slightly hot face, and finally calmed down.

A certain spirit hamster that had returned to its original form was still struggling in the hot spring, its four short legs were thrashing hard, looking very pitiful.

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and pushed the hamster spirit into the water, the hamster spirit immediately struggled even harder, seeing that the fat dumpling was about to die, he picked up a certain hamster spirit.

The hamster spirit lay on the palm of his hand with his limbs stretched out, his belly was bulging round, and he didn't know if he drank a lot of water, the white fur all over his body shrunk into a small ball, and the small eyes of the black beans Looking at Jiang Haiyan aggrievedly, it is simply lovable.

Jiang Haiyan poked the swollen stomach of the hamster, and said with a smile, "Drowning? Do you want to give you artificial respiration?"

The hamster spirit blinked Heidou's small eyes, which seemed to be filled with anticipation.

"Hehe, forget it," Jiang Haiyan ruthlessly rejected Hamster Jing's eager request, "You see that you change back to your original shape at every turn, and dare to ask me for sex? What if I just took off my pants and you made another puff It's changed back to its original shape, so what else is there to do, just wait for the breakup every minute!"

The hamster spirit was stunned for a few seconds, and after a while, he turned around silently, facing Jiang Haiyan sadly with his chubby little butt.

...to be disliked!

Well, although during the official mating, he is really likely to change back to his original shape if he can't hold it...

But he was rejected!

unhappy!

Jiang Haiyan smiled and kneaded the hamster's little butt, the hamster's expression was loveless.

"It feels good."

"...QAQ!"

At this moment, Qin Nianxiao finally came back.

He first stood at the door and looked around, and found that Shen Heqing was not there, so he walked in on tiptoe, poked his head and asked Jiang Haiyan: "Where's your family?"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed the little hamster in the palm of his hand and blinked: "My one?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, it's Shen Heqing from your family. Has he finished soaking?" Seeing that Shen Heqing was not there, Qin Nian smiled and then went down the water with confidence. I know, when he sees me with you, how scary his eyes are, I almost thought I was some kind of vicious mistress who meddles in other people!"

Jiang Haiyan poked the little hamster's butt, and the little hamster looked unlovable: "Is it that exaggerated?"

"It's that exaggerated! It's even scarier than those CP fans on Weibo who say who is Shen Heqing's official partner, you or Wu Manli!" Qin Nian laughed exaggeratedly, "If your family, Shen Heqing, is on Weibo, it must be You are the number one brainless CP fan of CP! The legendary fan head!"

Qin Nian turned his head to look at Jiang Haiyan with a smile, only then did he discover the hamster spirit in Jiang Haiyan's hand, and immediately started to make a fuss: "Isn't this your little hamster? Why haven't I seen it before? Why did it suddenly appear today?" Coming? Where did you hide it before?"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed the hamster spirit's belly, smiled and said, "It's hidden in my suitcase."

"The suitcase? Why haven't I found it?" Qin Nian was very surprised with a smile, and he said with emotion, "Your hamster looks so obedient, it is willing to lie down obediently when there is no food, and it is so round and fat. , What did it eat to grow up? How can it be so round and fat! The food you feed it must be very good!"

The hamster spirit who was praised as being round and fat: "..."

Jiang Haiyan said with a smile: "That's what I fed, after all, I am a conscientious host."

"It's really cute! Let me touch it!" Qin Nian smiled and stretched out his hands, looking eager to move.

But just when he was about to jump in front of Jiang Haiyan, the little hamster who had been lying obediently in Jiang Haiyan's hand suddenly turned over and jumped back, directly onto the shore, and then disappeared after a few hops.

"Your hamster has escaped! Hurry up and chase it! This is a foreign country, if it gets lost, you will never find it again!" Qin Nian laughed and was taken aback.

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "It's okay, he can find his way back by himself."

"Are you kidding me?" Qin Nian was stunned with a smile, "Your hamster is so smart that it can recognize the way?"

Jiang Haiyan spread his hands: "That's how smart you are."

Qin Nian was silent for a while with a smile, and then he said in a daze, "...Then why do you still participate in the big appetite competition? Just take your hamster on those pet competition shows, and you will become a pet star in minutes, and then It's a million dollars a day!"

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin: "What you said makes sense, this is indeed a way to get rich." Even if he can't bring the hamster spirit to the pet competition show, he can still open a live broadcast for the hamster spirit to perform, such as showing a chest Broken boulders or something... Maybe you can earn millions every minute!

Qin Nianxiao didn't expect Jiang Haiyan to really think about it seriously, and he was speechless for a while.

Jiang Haiyan patted Qin Nianxiao's shoulder, and said earnestly, "If I get rich, I will never forget you!"

Qin Nian smiled: "...Thank you so much."

The two soaked in the hot spring for a while, until Qin Nianxiao noticed that the skin of his fingers was wrinkled, and then he pulled Jiang Haiyan up.

"Wait, why isn't your skin wrinkled? You soaked it longer than me!"

"...I have good skin."

"What a joke! You are obviously older than me, how can you have better skin than me!"

Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "Maybe it's because I'm more handsome."

Because he is not human... How could he tell Qin Nian to laugh at such a thing?

Qin Nian laughed suspiciously, but seeing that Jiang Haiyan had turned and left, he could only follow silently.

The sponsor of Super Invincible Big Eater has a lot of money. In this hot spring hotel, all contestants have a room for each person, and each room has a small hot spring.

Just as Jiang Haiyan returned to his room, he saw a limp fat round soft dumpling curled up on his suitcase.

Probably because the water on the hair has become cold, and the hair ball is trembling, so pitiful.

Jiang Haiyan walked over and held out the Mao Tuanzi.

"It really deserves it to change back to its original shape at every turn."

A certain hamster spirit: "...QAQ" Is this what he wants?

Jiang Haiyan flicked the hamster's little head with his fingers, then found a towel and helped the hamster to wipe his small body.

The hamster rolled listlessly in the towel a few times, and only after wiping off the water droplets on his body, he stretched out his short claws and hugged Jiang Haiyan's little finger.

Jiang Haiyan put down the towel, and the next moment, the hamster spirit hugged his fingers and climbed onto the back of his hand, then climbed up along his arm, and climbed directly onto his shoulder.

The next moment, the hamster spirit boldly rushed towards his face and landed on his mouth accurately.

The next moment, the hamster spirit turned back into a human form.

Jiang Haiyan only felt his eyes go dark, and then he was crushed by Shen Heqing, and fell backwards on the floor.

Shen Heqing was naked and calm, pressing on Jiang Haiyan's body. He put his hands on Jiang Haiyan's shoulders, lowered his head and looked at Jiang Haiyan under him with dark eyes.

At this time, Jiang Haiyan was only wearing a bathrobe similar to a bathrobe. The bathrobe was a bit too big and could only be hung loosely on his body. After he fell to the ground, the bathrobe on his body opened slightly, revealing a large area of ​​smooth and white skin. skin.

Although Jiang Haiyan eats a lot, his body is extremely thin. Although he has a small belly due to lack of exercise at home all year round, his waist is slender and his limbs are slender. When he fell to the ground wearing a baggy bathrobe, he was still It's really kind of endearing.

However, Shen Heqing knew very well that all of this was just an illusion. The young man under him who seemed to be in his early twenties or even younger was actually an old monster who had lived for an unknown number of years.

Although the young man looks thin and has a slender waist, he is extremely hungry and gluttonous. He eats more in one day than others in a week. There is a bottomless pit in his stomach. not live.

Although the young man looked gentle and graceful, he was actually extremely powerful. He might be able to subdue eighteen strong men with one hand. His appearance was inversely proportional to his ferocious fighting power.

Shen Heqing is very clear about all this.

He knew that the young man's true form was even more ferocious, the ancient fierce beast Gluttonous, one of the four legendary beasts, the legendary ancient beast that devoured everything and finally swallowed himself.

When he first met the young man, before he knew the young man's notoriety, he was subconsciously afraid of the ferocity of the young man, which is the natural deterrent of the top predators in nature to weak animals.

But after getting along for a long time, Shen Heqing gradually discovered that the legendary ancient beast was just a lazy and non-threatening foodie.

Although he has ferocious fighting power, he always looks lazy, like a cat hiding its sharp claws with a fluffy pad, looking innocent and harmless, not only that, but also lazy , like a cat lazily waiting for its owner to feed it.

Although Jiang Haiyan is Shen Heqing's nominal master, Shen Heqing feels that he is the one who feeds Jiang Haiyan.

Shen Heqing is very aware of the notoriety of the young man below him. At the beginning, he was indeed on guard all the time, wary of when this young man would show his claws at him, but then he gradually discovered that this young man was really too lazy...

Even if this young man really has the power to devour everything, he probably wouldn't bother to do these things. After all, he ate it all at once, so what else would he eat in the future?

Shen Heqing doesn't know why he fell in love with Jiang Haiyan, even he himself finds it unbelievable, it's like a shrimp in the sea falling in love with a shark, how can the bottom of the food chain fall in love with the predator at the top of the food chain?

... Could it really be Stockholm?

He didn't know if this was Stockholm, he just knew he wanted to mate with this young man.

Like the instinct in the deepest part of the body.

Jiang Haiyan looked up at Shen Heqing's dark eyes, and blinked: "...get up, you are so heavy."

Shen He said calmly: "I can't get up."

"Get up!"

"...can't get up."

Jiang Haiyan's face was almost red with anger.

Shen Heqing laughed softly, then he lowered his head slowly, his scorching breath sprayed on Jiang Haiyan's face, dyeing Jiang Haiyan's fair skin with a thin layer of red.

Jiang Haiyan watched Shen Heqing's movements silently, his eyes were very clear - "I will just watch you quietly"... Shen Heqing would change back to his original shape if he couldn't hold it, he didn't believe that Shen Heqing could continue.

Sure enough, Shen Heqing didn't continue, he just stopped a few centimeters away from Jiang Haiyan's face, and the tip of their noses touched, as if they were very intimate.

But this is already the safest distance between the two of them, if it gets any closer, Shen Heqing will be unable to hold back his original shape.

This is really the deepest sorrow of an immature demon cultivator.

However, at this moment-

"That's right! There's something I almost forgot to tell you!"

Following a voice suddenly sounded, the next moment, the door of Jiang Haiyan's room was opened.

The next moment, there was a loud bang, Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing turned their heads at the same time, and saw Qin Nianxiao who fell face-to-ground into a dog.

Sensing the gazes of the two people looking over at the same time, Qin Nianxiao immediately got up, rubbed the back of his head and laughed dryly: "I didn't see anything! Go on! Go on! I'm leaving first!" Damn it!Why are the bodies of these two big men stacked together!And one of them has no clothes on!No!He doesn't want to know the answer!Don't want to know at all!

"...Stop." Jiang Haiyan lay on the floor, turned to look at Qin Nian and smiled.

Qin Nian smiled and looked left and right, but he didn't dare to look forward: "Ah? What's the matter? Is there anything else?"

"It seems that you saw something you shouldn't have seen..." Jiang Haiyan sighed.

"...Are you going to kill people to silence your words?!" Qin Nian laughed in shock.

Shen He said calmly: "When you go out, remember to close the door."

Qin Nian touched his nose with a smile, and said embarrassingly, "I'll get out now, get out right away."

Qin Nian laughed and rolled away decisively, and even helped them close the door.

Shen Heqing looked down at Jiang Haiyan for a while, and then slowly got up from Jiang Haiyan's body.

Jiang Haiyan got up silently, lowered her head and adjusted the loose bathrobe on her body.

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan's movements, and said calmly: "I will go out to shoot a short travel video later, he probably came to talk to you about it."

Jiang Haiyan let out a muffled oh, he gathered the bathrobe on his body, then looked up at Shen Heqing...why is he still not wearing clothes?Why don't you leave!

Shen He smiled faintly: "I have no clothes, do you want me to go out naked?"

Jiang Haiyan scratched his face: "Shall I help you go to your room to get a suit?"

"It's too troublesome, just wear yours."

Jiang Haiyan was a little hesitant: "...Is it a little small?"

Shen He said calmly: "It's okay, I'm not too young."

Jiang Haiyan rolled his eyes: "I still hate you for stretching me too much!"

Shen He smiled lightly and said: "It doesn't matter if the clothes stretch a bit, it's not underwear."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

He always felt that Shen Heqing's words seemed to imply something...

It must be his illusion!

Jiang Haiyan quickly found a set of clothes from the suitcase. Although Shen Heqing was a little taller than him, the difference in stature between the two was not too big. Of course Jiang Haiyan's clothes could still be worn by Shen Heqing.

The most important thing is the underwear.

He hesitated for a moment, found a pair of underwear from the suitcase, and handed it to Shen Heqing: "It's new, I haven't worn it." Of course it is impossible to come back.

A hint of disappointment seemed to flash in Shen Heqing's eyes, but he still took the underwear calmly.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

What does the disappointment in Shen Heqing's eyes mean? !

Only perverts like to wear other people's underwear!

Is this guy a pervert?

Faced with Jiang Haiyan's perverted eyes, Shen He put on the underwear calmly, and then commented calmly: "It's really a bit small."

Jiang Haiyan: "Hehe, you won't be too small if you change back to your original form."

Shen Heqing obviously also remembered the dark history of being ridiculed by Jiang Haiyan for having too small a ball, and immediately changed the topic calmly: "It should be almost time, let's go down."

Jiang Haiyan dug out a set of clothes from the suitcase, then looked up at Shen Heqing silently: "I'm going to change."

Shen He hummed lightly.

Jiang Haiyan frowned: "Then why don't you go out?"

Shen He said calmly: "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Jiang Haiyan: "..." Shen Heqing was not a gay rat before!Now Shen Heqing has not only turned into a gay rat, but also a gay rat who only misses his master, Little Chrysanthemum, how could he be relieved?

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan's embarrassed expression, and smiled faintly: "Then I'll wait for you outside."

With that said, he stood up and turned around to go out.

Jiang Haiyan gradually recalled, was Shen Heqing teasing him just now, or was he teasing him, or was he teasing him?

Inverted!Really reversed!His pet actually dared to tease its owner in turn!

Jiang Haiyan put on his clothes slowly, and when he went out, he saw Shen Heqing who had been waiting outside for a long time.

Shen Heqing was leaning against the wall and playing with his mobile phone with his head down, his brows were slightly frowned, and he put down his mobile phone only when he saw Jiang Haiyan coming out.

"You look good in this dress."

Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly: "I have worn this one many times before."

Shen Heqing said without changing his expression: "It looks better every time."

Qin Nian who accidentally passed by smiled: "..."

The ears are going to be deaf.

Jiang Haiyan scratched his face: "You look pretty dressed like this."

Shen Heqing was clearly wearing the explosive style he bought during the Taobao sale, but the light and temperament left those Taobao models a few blocks away. The slightly tight clothes and trousers made Shen Heqing's well-proportioned and slender figure, especially the pair of straight The long legs are outlined vividly.

Qin Nian who accidentally passed by smiled: "..."

If he remembers correctly, the clothes Shen Heqing is wearing now and Jiang Haiyan only wore them a few days ago...

He had absolutely no desire to know why these two men were wearing each other's clothes.

The eyes are going to be blinded by Xiu.