On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan seriously, and repeated again: "I don't have a daughter-in-law, I lack a daughter-in-law."

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "I can't help you with this."

Shen Heqing frowned slightly, and said in a low tone: "...why?"

Jiang Haiyan turned her head silently, avoiding Shen Heqing's scorching gaze.

why?

Do species differ?

Although they don't have to consider the issue of reproductive isolation.

"Why?" Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and asked again in a calm tone.

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a long time before he said bluntly: "You are still young..."

"If I were an ordinary hamster at my current age, I would have been reincarnated for several lifetimes." Shen He said calmly.

"How can this be calculated like this? It has only been about twenty years since you became a spirit," Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched slightly, "But if you insist on calculating like this, even if you are the longest-lived demon cultivator in your cultivation world, why is he alive? The tortoise spirit who lived for thousands of years and the dragon blood tree spirit who lived tens of thousands of years have to call me ancestor." Comparing seniority, who can compare with him?

Shen He looked at Jiang Haiyan calmly, and then he said in a somewhat aggrieved tone: "You were so enthusiastic about helping that jellyfish just now... Could it be that I am not as good as that jellyfish?"

The problem is that these two favors are not of the same nature at all!Can finding a friend be the same as finding a wife?If finding a wife is as easy as finding a friend, why are there so many single dogs in this world?

While complaining inwardly, Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly: "That's different."

"What's the difference?"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes trembling slightly: "He is your friend, am I not your friend?"

"We are already friends," Jiang Haiyan scratched his face in distress, "What else do you want?"

"I want to make friends with you..."

"Stop, stop! No need to continue!"

Hearing the first word, Jiang Haiyan knew what Shen Heqing was going to say, and he quickly interrupted Shen Heqing's words with a blushing face, scratching his face in embarrassment: "Don't be like this..."

"Why?" Shen Heqing frowned, "At least give me a reason."

"reason……"

Jiang Haiyan thought hard for a moment: "Uh...the reason?"

Shen He said calmly: "Well, the reason."

"Reason...reason..." Jiang Haiyan tried hard to think of a lot of unreliable reasons, and finally squeezed out one, "The size doesn't fit!"

Shen Heqing: "..."

After Jiang Haiyan blurted out, he didn't regret it a bit, but he couldn't take back the water that was spilled when he said it, so he could only bite the bullet and continue: "Well, that's it, the size doesn't fit..."

Although Shen Heqing's original form is very cute, but it is too small, he can hold it in the palm of one hand, if he changes back to his original form, when the two of them are in the same frame...the picture is so beautiful that he dare not look at it.

Shen Heqing was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Does the size fit when in human form?"

If they were in human form, they would be quite the size...

etc!wrong!stop stop!

Jiang Haiyan almost choked on his own saliva, he glared at Shen Heqing: "Then what if I change back to my original form?" After a demon cultivates into a spirit, although he can maintain his human form for a long time, of course it is most comfortable when he returns to his original form. If you don't go out to meet people, most demon cultivators still like to change back to their original form, especially when demon cultivators create demons to lay eggs and hatch eggs, they usually do so in their original form.

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "Can you still have children?"

There is generally no reproductive isolation between demon cultivators, and it is not necessary to be of the same race to find a partner. Even many demon cultivator couples are not of the same race. Marriage between demon cultivators does not have as many rules and regulations as mortals, and there is no such thing as Family prejudice and racial discrimination, as long as there is no blood feud between the two races, demon cultivators of two different races will generally not be hindered, but even if there is any feud between the two races, mortals still have Romeo and Juliet, who love and hate clearly Not to mention demon cultivators.

So for two demon cultivators of different races, age is not a problem, and race is not the distance. The only thing that needs to be troubled may be the difference in size, because if two demon cultivators want to reproduce, it is only feasible to change back to their original shape during mating. If they mate in human form, even if they mate hundreds or thousands of times, there will be no pregnancy.

So here comes the problem, if the two demon cultivators have too big a difference in body size and size, they will naturally be disharmonious in a certain aspect, and it will be difficult to have a child if they are not harmonious in a certain aspect.

So here comes the question again, why should Jiang Haiyan worry about their size mismatch?

Does Jiang Haiyan really want to have children?

As a male hamster spirit, of course Shen Heqing can't bear children. Of course, most male goblins in the cultivation world don't have this function, and only a few very special ones have this function, such as the previous one. Mermaids... The world of comprehension naturally has no shortage of demon cultivators and husbands, but generally demon cultivators who form Taoist couples with the same sex are prepared to end offspring, and most demon cultivators are not like mortals who say "there are three ways to be unfilial, and to have no offspring is the greatest." " concept.

So Shen Heqing couldn't help thinking, could Jiang Haiyan, as a male glutton, actually be able to have children?That's why Jiang Haiyan minded finding a demon cultivator who was too different in size from him, because it was not easy to conceive...

When his thinking was so crooked, it immediately went astray for thousands of miles.

Think about it carefully, although there are very few male goblins with the ability to give birth in the cultivation world, Jiang Haiyan is one of the four ancient fierce beasts, gluttony, and it is also a rare species with only one in the world. These days, there are only a few hundred animals. The national first-class protected animals, so there is only one glutton in the world that is properly a national special-class protected animal. It is so rare that it doesn't seem strange even if it has the function of giving birth?

Just when Shen Heqing thought more and more crookedly, Jiang Haiyan finally couldn't bear it anymore, bent his fingers and flicked Shen Heqing's head: "You can have children! Your whole family can have children! Didn't I say before that I can't have children! Can't give birth!"

Shen Heqing frowned slightly: "Then what are you worried about?"

If Jiang Haiyan can't have children, what is the difference in body size and size that he is worried about?

Jiang Haiyan looked aggrieved, unable to utter a word for a long while.

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes: "Since you are worried that our size is not suitable, you will know if you try it."

"Try it? How do you try it?" Jiang Haiyan didn't react at first, but the next moment, Shen Heqing threw him on the bed behind them.

The bed in this hotel was very soft. After the two of them fell heavily, they even bounced up twice.

Shen Heqing pressed Jiang Haiyan on the bed, looked down at Jiang Haiyan, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

If he didn't know Jiang Haiyan's real identity, he would definitely be deceived by this guy's appearance.

From the appearance alone, Jiang Haiyan doesn't seem to be much different from ordinary nerds, because he seldom gets sun exposure, his skin is very fair, no matter how much he eats, his figure is still slender and thin, with slender arms and legs, who can Thinking that the handsome and gentle young man under him is actually the ancient beast with a bad reputation in the legend?

Jiang Haiyan's skin is very fair, so once he gets excited, a slight blush will appear on his fair face. At this time, he is being held down by Shen Heqing's wrist, struggling continuously and slightly, But he still couldn't break free. During the struggle, his fair complexion gradually became light red, and even his black and white eyes seemed to become wet.

Shen Heqing watched Jiang Haiyan struggling under him condescendingly, and had to say that this was Jiang Haiyan's helplessness and fragility that was rarely revealed, even though Jiang Haiyan always looked lazy and seemed not to care about anything But he is very clear that Jiang Haiyan's attitude of not caring about anything actually stems from his own strength.

When a person has enough power to control or get everything he wants, he may become more greedy because of the expansion of his ambition, but he may also lose interest in everything because of this. When it becomes within reach, it is easy to lose the motivation to pursue it.

Of course, it may also be because Jiang Haiyan has lived too long. He has experienced so many vicissitudes and changes in the world, witnessed the rise and fall of so many dynasties, and experienced all the sufferings and tribulations in the world. He has long lost interest in everything.

Jiang Haiyan always has such a lazy look, as if he has nothing to ask for, and always relies on his strength to play him in the palm of his hand...

Shen Heqing pursed his lips, he would never forget how Jiang Haiyan molested him when he changed back to his original shape, it was quite a shameful thing for him, but Jiang Haiyan still enjoyed it and seemed to enjoy it very much.

But at this moment, Jiang Haiyan was pressed under him and kept struggling.

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, and a thought suddenly appeared in his mind.

As an ancient ferocious beast, Jiang Haiyan was obviously born with supernatural power and infinite power. He once saw with his own eyes how Jiang Haiyan easily dealt with those demon cultivators that he dealt with very reluctantly. Although he was quite frustrated, he knew that Jiang Haiyan is indeed stronger than him. After all, this lazy guy is also an ancient beast glutton, and he is just a little hamster spirit who has only been mature for twenty years. There is no comparison between the two. One is in the sky and the other is in the ground.

but why……

At this time, Jiang Haiyan's strength is not as good as him?

Obviously Jiang Haiyan could easily crush those powerful demon cultivators, but when he was crushed under him, he was as delicate and weak as an ordinary otaku, and would fall down as soon as he was pushed.

How is this going?

Shen Heqing was very puzzled.

Could it be that Jiang Haiyan didn't really want to push him away...just half-pushing and half-doing it?

After this thought flashed through his mind, he couldn't help frowning.

Could this be Jiang Haiyan's original intention?

Shen Heqing looked down at Jiang Haiyan's flushed face and moist eyes from struggling, his eyes immediately darkened, and the next moment, he bowed his head and kissed her.

Jiang Haiyan opened his eyes slightly, Shen Heqing's lips were warm and dry, there was no gap between them, at such a close distance, he could even feel Shen Heqing's slightly trembling eyelashes and the burning breath when he breathed.

While rolling and rolling on Jiang Haiyan's lips, Shen Heqing gnawed and bit slowly, while reaching into Jiang Haiyan's clothes and stroking around.

Although Jiang Haiyan has lived for so many years, his experience in this area is pitifully blank, his mind is blank, and he can only let Shen Heqing do whatever he wants, touching and touching.

Probably because he felt that he was getting better, Shen Heqing's eyes became darker. He reached out and grabbed Jiang Haiyan's chin, pried open Jiang Haiyan's teeth with the tip of his tongue, and then drove straight in, turning the world upside down in Jiang Haiyan's mouth.

Jiang Haiyan was dizzy from being kissed until she felt Shen Heqing's other free hand go down, down and down, along the slightly sunken line of his back, all the way to the slightly concave gap below his waist , he woke up suddenly, and quickly stretched out his hand to push Shen Heqing.

The closer Shen Heqing got to the kiss, the more devoted he was, and the deeper his hands became, he was distracted for a while, but was suddenly pushed away by Jiang Haiyan.

After Jiang Haiyan pushed Shen Heqing away, he immediately turned over and got out of bed, but Shen Heqing also quickly recovered, he frowned slightly, rushed forward and hugged Jiang Haiyan from behind.

Jiang Haiyan was not on guard for a while, and was pushed down on the bed by Shen Heqing from behind.

Shen Heqing pressed on Jiang Haiyan's back, and he lowered his head to kiss Jiang Haiyan's neck again. His lips lingered ambiguously on that piece of fair and smooth skin, burning hot kisses one after another...

With a red face, Jiang Haiyan buried his face on the pillow. He struggled weakly a few times, but at this moment, he was like a tortoise whose shell was held down by someone's hand, unable to move at all.

He couldn't help but burst into tears silently in his heart, he had molested Shen Heqing so many times, and finally got his retribution!

Sensing that Jiang Haiyan's struggle was getting weaker and weaker, Shen Heqing's eyes became darker and darker, but just when he was about to continue...

"I'm exhausted! You young people don't know how to respect the elders, and you leave so many jobs to me alone! It's really going downhill! People's hearts are not old! I say you..."

Zhong Pinglun pushed the door open while nagging, and when he opened the door and saw the two people entangled on the bed, he got stuck in an instant, choked on the words in his mouth, and blocked him. In his throat, neither spit it out nor swallowed it.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Shen Heqing: "..."

After Zhong Pinglun came to his senses, he immediately gave a dry laugh: "I didn't see anything! I'm old! I'm already presbyopic! I'm going to get glasses! Go on! Go on!"

Then he quickly turned around and walked out, and helped Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing close the door of the room very intimately.

After resolutely escaping from the land of right and wrong, Zhong Pinglun suddenly remembered something, wait... that seems to be his room, right? !So what will he do tonight?Sleeping under the flyover?

After all, it's not dark yet!Those two people have already engaged in an affair, what a daytime prostitution!They also robbed his territory, what a dove occupying a magpie's nest!The world is going down, people's hearts are not old!

At this time, in the room.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan: "Get up quickly."

Shen Heqing: "...No."

Jiang Haiyan: "Get up!"

Shen Heqing: "No."

Jiang Haiyan: "I'm angry!"

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan: "I'm really angry!"

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan: "Throw away all your melon seeds when you go back!"

Seeing that Jiang Haiyan really seemed to have a tendency to explode, Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and slowly got up from Jiang Haiyan's body.

Jiang Haiyan's face flushed red with anger, he glared at Shen Heqing, and then wiped off the saliva from the corner of his lips with the back of his hand.

He is really angry!

Shen Heqing silently looked at Jiang Haiyan's snoring, he slowly lowered his eyes and pursed his lips slightly.

The next moment, he decisively changed back to his original form.

Jiang Haiyan was brewing a stomach full of anger, and was about to pour it out, but he watched the culprit, Shen Heqing, turn into a fluffy, round hamster dumpling, and he was stunned for a moment.

The chubby hamster got out of a pile of clothes. It first carefully glanced at Jiang Haiyan with its round black bean eyes, and then it twisted its round skin and crawled to Jiang Haiyan's side, stretching out its small claws to pull Pull Jiang Haiyan's trousers.

Jiang Haiyan silently looked at the hamster who was pulling his trousers, without saying a word or moving.

So a certain hamster stretched out another small paw and pulled Jiang Haiyan's trouser leg, and at the same time, it leaned forward and rubbed its face, as if trying to get Jiang Haiyan's attention.

Jiang Haiyan looked coldly at the hamster who was desperately jumping up and down to show his presence, and ignored it.

The hamster tried its best to hop around for a long time, but Jiang Haiyan still ignored it, and suddenly became a little sluggish, but soon it perked up again, twisted its buttocks and climbed onto Jiang Haiyan's thigh, and then rubbed its face against Jiang Haiyan's thigh .

Jiang Haiyan continued to watch with cold eyes, the hamster was unwilling to give up, and climbed onto the back of Jiang Haiyan's hand again, and rubbed against Jiang Haiyan's back of his hand with its furry belly. He went in, letting the pad of that index finger press against its soft belly.

Seeing that Jiang Haiyan still didn't respond, the hamster stretched out two small paws to hug the index finger, and rubbed the index finger with its belly. It worked hard for a long time, but Jiang Haiyan still didn't move.

The hamster was a little frustrated, but remembering that Jiang Haiyan usually likes to touch its short tail, it gritted its teeth, moved Jiang Haiyan's fingers away, turned over to reveal its round buttocks, and then rubbed Jiang Haiyan with its furry ball-shaped tail. fingertips.

Feeling the furry touch of his fingertips, Jiang Haiyan was finally moved. He snorted: "Even if you act cute, let me tell you, it's useless! I'm very angry now!"

The hamster let out a soft cry, as if he was very aggrieved.

"Hmph, what's the name! Even if you call it so pitifully, I won't soften my heart!" Jiang Haiyan said while pinching the hamster's small ball-shaped tail viciously.

The hamster barked pitifully several times again, and the whole hamster was listless. It raised its little paw and turned Jiang Haiyan's hand over, and then automatically climbed up to spread its hands, spreading its limbs like a puddle of water, and consciously Pouted her chubby little buttocks.

While kneading the hamster's little butt viciously, Jiang Haiyan moaned and said, "Even if you play cute to please me like this, I won't accept it easily!"

The hamster whined softly, rubbing Jiang Haiyan's hand with its butt.

Jiang Haiyan played with the hamster to his heart's content, even parted the two short legs of the hamster in a wicked way, touched a handful of balls wantonly, and then commented: "It seems that it is really better than before. big."

A certain hamster: "..."

Jiang Haiyan stared at it seriously for a while and studied it. After a while, a small pink tip slowly emerged from the originally fluffy white hair.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

The next moment, the hamster silently turned over, pointed its butt at Jiang Haiyan, stretched out two little paws, and covered its face.

No place to be self-contained.

Very ashamed.

Jiang Haiyan reacted, and immediately burst out laughing: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

He was trembling with laughter while hammering the bed hard: "It's so small!"

The hamster is too small!It's actually smaller than a ball!If you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all!

The hamster continued to cover his face with his little paws.

Got ridiculed again.

Live without love.

I don't want to be a mouse again in my next life.

After Jiang Haiyan finished laughing, he poked the hamster with a very decadent back with his finger, and said gloatingly, "Don't feel inferior! Although you are a hahahaha! But at least you are cute hahahaha!"

The hamster's face turned into a puddle of water with a loveless face. After being ridiculed for the size of the balls by his sweetheart, he was also ridiculed for the parts that matter to the dignity of a man. This miserable life of the hamster...

Ah, never want to be a mouse again.

Jiang Haiyan wiped away the tears from laughing, and poked the hamster's little butt again: "Come on, let me take a photo, I'll post it on Weibo for someone to have a look, maybe your size is the best in the hamster world It’s still quite big! Let me help you regain the dignity of the male rat!”

Hamster: "..."

"Come on, come on," Jiang Haiyan said with a smirk, and took out his phone, "It's been a long time since I posted your photo, and many fans said they missed you."

As soon as a certain hamster got cold, it immediately turned around and tried to escape, but Jiang Haiyan held it down with a finger with a smirk.

"What are you running for? Come here! Open your legs!" Jiang Haiyan turned on the camera function of the phone, and then turned the hamster over.

The hamster struggled desperately, kicking its short legs around. After finding that there was no hope of breaking free, it could only close its short legs desperately, trying to defend the last trace of dignity, but Jiang Haiyan ruthlessly shattered this tiny wish.

Jiang Haiyan chuckled, opened the hamster's egg-protecting short legs, and shot a burst of clicks at a certain place.

After finishing the work, a certain hamster covered its face with its little paws with a look of lovelessness. Thinking that after today, thousands of people will see its little points... the whole hamster suddenly became terrified. Oh no.

No place to be self-contained.

Very ashamed.

Live without love.

... This miserable rat!