On the self-cultivation of a foodie
Chapter 86 The first kind of self-cultivation
……so similar.
It's so similar.
Jiang Haiyan stared blankly at Qin Hesheng who was dressed in white on the computer screen, whether it was Qin Hesheng's slightly cold eyebrows, the change of expression between his gestures, or even the movement of turning around and flicking his sleeves, it was all the same as what he remembered. The monk in white is exactly the same.
Not to mention the tear mole under the left eyes of the two people, which was in the same position, Jiang Haiyan was dazed, and almost thought that the person on the screen was the monk in white 1000 years ago.
so similar.
It's so similar.
... Even more similar than Shen Heqing.
When Jiang Haiyan met Shen Heqing for the first time, he was indeed taken aback by Shen Heqing's somewhat similar appearance to that monk in white, but his shock at that time was far less profound than it is now. The monks are somewhat similar, but only slightly similar in appearance, but Qin Hesheng and the white-clothed monk... are exactly the same.
If Jiang Haiyan hadn't known that this was impossible, he would have almost thought that Qin Hesheng was the reincarnation of that monk in white.
But this is impossible, Qin Hesheng cannot be the reincarnation of that monk in white.
Jiang Haiyan calmed down quickly. Looking at Qin Hesheng on the screen, he gradually calmed down.
It's just that they look exactly the same. It should be just a coincidence, right?The world is so big, there are no surprises, even if there are two people who look exactly the same, it is not uncommon.
After Jiang Haiyan calmed down, she decisively turned off the computer and lay back on the bed.
But when he looked at the white ceiling above his head, his consciousness drifted away involuntarily... Two people who look exactly the same, is this really just a coincidence?Even the position of the tear mole is not bad at all. Could such a coincidence really happen?
The more he thought about it, the more entangled he was, and after a long while, he resignedly took out his mobile phone and continued to check Qin Hesheng's personal experience and information, but apart from the ones he checked before, there was no other personal experience and information about Qin Hesheng on the Internet. Well, just like what Qin Nian said with a smile just now, Qin Hesheng is really an overly low-key actor, and scandals and gossips have nothing to do with him.
Jiang Haiyan looked at the photo of Qin Hesheng on his phone, and he couldn't help but frowned slightly... If Qin Hesheng was really just an adopted orphan as uploaded on the Internet, and his adoptive parents were ordinary and honest people, then Qin Hesheng Where did the so-called background come from?
He stroked his chin and thought for a moment, but the amount of information was too small for him to start with.
……never mind.
Jiang Haiyan threw away the phone, and lay back on the bed again. Even if that Qin Hesheng had background and means, he was just an ordinary mortal, why did he care so much about others?
Although that guy looks a lot like his old master, that's all.
Those two people are not the same person after all.
The two-hour break soon ended, and the group of them soon went to the S City Giant Panda Base to shoot a promotional video under the arrangement of the organizer.
When they arrived at the Giant Panda Base, they met a group of fans who came to watch after hearing the news. Although the staff tried their best to maintain order, several contestants were touched several times because of the enthusiasm of the fans. Shu Zigui was one of the four contestants. The only female player among them didn't receive too much harassment, after all, those male fans were too embarrassed to join in to take advantage of a girl.
But the fans of Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao didn't have so many worries. Those young and lively girls in their teens and 20s rushed forward, touching their small faces, hands, and waists. Not reserved, Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao felt a little flushed and blushed.
Someone even took the opportunity to touch Jiang Haiyan's butt. Jiang Haiyan was so crowded by the crowd that he couldn't react for a while, and then he was captured. Before he could recover, the hand had already been withdrawn.
Wait, if he read correctly, that person seems to be a man... Jiang Haiyan suddenly felt a little bad.
In the end, the group of them arrived at the shooting location despite all kinds of hardships. It was just the time for the staff to take the giant panda cubs out to enjoy the sun. When Jiang Haiyan saw a dozen black and white panda cubs crowded together on the lawn When making fluffy dumplings, I immediately let go of the depression just now, and my whole heart was turned into a bud.
Because of the organizer's promotional needs, each of them had to take turns to go in and hug the little group. Of course, everyone present was not unwilling. As the only girl among the four contestants, Shu Zigui was the first to go in. While shooting Shu Zigui, Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao stood outside chatting together.
"These little dumplings are so cute!" Qin Nianxiao is obviously also a cute object control, he asked Jiang Haiyan, "Do you think they became national treasures because of their cuteness?"
"It's really cute," Jiang Haiyan nodded, and added, "It's even cuter than my hamster."
Shen Heqing standing aside: "..."
"Your hamster is also very cute! It's so fat and round, it must feel good in the hand, right?" Qin Nian asked with a smile.
Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "It is indeed too fat, it should lose weight."
"Of course hamsters need to be fatter to be cute!" Qin Nian said with a smile.
"But if it's too fat, then I can't hold it with one hand," Jiang Haiyan said with disgust, "It seems to have gained a few pounds recently, and I can barely hold it with one hand."
Shen Heqing looked cold: "..."
"How many catties? How is that possible! How can a hamster be so heavy!" Qin Nian laughed, "If your hamster hears that you despise it so much, it will definitely die of sadness."
Jiang Haiyan was very calm: "It may not be a few catties, but it has indeed grown a lot of flesh, and the balls are also a little bigger." Anyway, Shen Heqing has heard it.
"Is this grown up?" Qin Nian laughed suddenly, "I heard that when a male hamster enters the estrus period, its testicles will swell into peaches, and they will estrus every day, maybe a dozen times a day. But it’s only a few seconds at a time, hehehehe.”
Shen Heqing was expressionless: "..."
"How many seconds?" Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, "It's really short."
Shen Heqing looked at Qin Nian coldly and smiled, then he stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Haiyan's butt lightly: "Just enough."
Qin Nianxiao instantly felt that the surrounding temperature seemed to have dropped by more than ten degrees, making him chilly all over, and... just now Shen Heqing touched Jiang Haiyan's butt with a natural expression, right? !And he played a hooligan with a natural face!I can't tell that this guy is still an old driver!
Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes: "It's so short, it's not enough." Shen Heqing just touched the place where the idiot fan touched just now, it seems that Shen Heqing really saw that his butt was touched just now.
Shen Heqing was silent for a while, then raised his eyebrows: "Try?"
"...Hey, hey, please pay attention to the fact that there is a third person here, and consider how it feels to be a single dog, okay?" Qin Nian smiled and twitched the corners of his mouth, resolutely resisting this kind of dog abuse with flash bombs, refusing to eat dog food , starting from him.
"No date." Jiang Haiyan refused.
Shen Heqing didn't show a disappointed expression, obviously he had expected it long ago, he looked at the little dumplings not far away, paused, and asked Jiang Haiyan: "Are they cute, or am I cute?"
Qin Nian smiled: "..." Shameless!It's just shameless!
Jiang Haiyan blinked: "They are cute."
Although fluffy hamsters are cute, how can they compare with chubby dumplings?
Shen Heqing looked disappointed, in terms of cuteness, he still lost.
Qin Nian smiled: "..."
Wait, how normal is it that people are not as cute as pandas? !Shen Heqing looked downcast!Could it be that he was seriously going to compare cuteness with pandas just now?You must be self-aware, and don't bring yourself to be humiliated!
"...But you can't afford it." Shen He said calmly.
Although he was a bit disappointed at first, he soon calmed down. No matter how cute the panda is, Jiang Haiyan can't afford to raise a panda. After all, this guy can't even afford to raise himself, and now he has another one. , he didn't have to worry about Jiang Haiyan's liking the new and disliking the old at all.
Although he lost in terms of cuteness, at least he won in terms of cost performance.
Jiang Haiyan looked regretful: "It's a pity that I can't afford it. Giant pandas are delicate and expensive, and they cost too much money."
Shen Heqing showed a faint smile.
Qin Nian smiled: "..."
Shen Heqing is so complacent!He is actually complacent because Jiang Haiyan can't raise giant pandas!This kind of man who would eat the jealousy of a cute animal even when his boyfriend casually praised him is really scary!Men's jealousy is really ugly! ...Wait, I always feel that to some extent he has been shown his affection again!
"...Haha, I heard that it costs at least one or two thousand to hold a panda at this kind of panda base. There are so many of us, and the organizer is too willing to spend money!" In order not to be blinded, Qin Nian smiled. Changed the subject abruptly.
"It seems that although pandas are expensive, they can also help make a lot of money." Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, "Unlike hamsters, they can do nothing but be cute, let alone make money."
Shen He said calmly: "It is enough for me to make money."
Jiang Haiyan said frankly: "But you don't earn much."
Shen Heqing smiled and said: "It's enough to support you."
Qin Nian smiled: "..."
It's so flashy!Eyes are going to be blind!
After returning, he must buy a pair of sunglasses!
The kind that can block the light waves of showing affection in 360 degrees!
After the people in front took turns hugging the giant panda, it was Jiang Haiyan's turn to hug the giant panda.
Jiang Haiyan put on the isolation suit, and before he got close to the group of fluffy black and white dumplings, those dumplings that had been crawling around, screaming and screaming instantly quieted down, and they stayed in place obediently, not daring to move.
"It's strange, why did they suddenly become so obedient?" The breeder brother was very puzzled, this group of dumplings happened to be the most naughty age, especially the cutest one named Mengmeng, who went around making trouble every day Unable to live safely, it was almost time to go to the room to expose the tiles. It couldn't be quiet at all until it was time to eat. Just now, a contestant wanted to hug it, but Mengmeng struggled so hard that she didn't cooperate at all. In the end, the contestant had no choice but to hug it. It could be replaced by a slightly obedient panda, but at this moment, Mengmeng is obediently lying on her stomach, staring blankly at Jiang Haiyan with her round black eyes.
Jiang Haiyan smiled, of course he knew why, he was an ancient fierce beast, with the ferocity and coercion of a strange beast in his bones, even if he restrained his whole body, some races born with keen intuition could still feel him The longer the life, the more spiritual the race is, the sharper it is, just like the hairy crab in Yangcheng Lake was very afraid of him, and the jellyfish spirit was completely accidental... probably because he didn't Let your mind be less.
Although pandas are so cute, they have lived in this world for more than 800 million years.
The breeder brother was puzzled by the abnormality of the dumplings for a while, and then began to teach Jiang Haiyan how to hold pandas and related precautions. After speaking, he kindly warned Jiang Haiyan: "The cutest in the dumplings is the one with the biggest eye circles. It's called Mengmeng, and although it looks the cutest, it has the fiercest personality, someone tried to hug it just now but failed, the one with the whitest fur is called Baibai, and it has the most docile personality, you can hug it."
Jiang Haiyan nodded, then turned around to hug the dumpling, his eyes wandered between Mengmeng and Baibai for a moment, and finally reached out to hug Mengmeng.
The chubby black and white dumpling didn't cry or make trouble, and obediently let Jiang Haiyan pick it up, and the breeder brother on the side was surprised again: "It's so strange, Mengmeng is so obedient!"
Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly at the black and white dumpling, and reached out to touch the round buttocks of the dumpling.
Black and White Tuanzi looked at Jiang Haiyan dully, and then...
It peed on Jiang Haiyan's hand.
Jiang Haiyan, who felt a hot current, said, "..."
... This little guy was scared to pee.
The breeder brother was a little embarrassed immediately: "Oh, I'm so sorry, there is a faucet over there, you go wash your hands first." He took the black and white dumpling in Jiang Haiyan's arms, and found that the small dumpling was rustling trembling.
After being greatly frightened, the poor dumpling threw her two chubby hands tightly around the neck of the breeder's brother, and her chubby body trembled slightly.
Jiang Haiyan sighed while washing his hands, he looks so pure and harmless, why should Xiaotuanzi be afraid of him?
It seems that he can't hold a small group.
After he washed his hands and went back, the black and white dumpling nestled in the arms of the breeder who just peed on his hand immediately calmed down again. It stared blankly at Jiang Haiyan, with a look of fear but did not dare to move. pitiful look.
The breeder brother wondered: "It's strange, Mengmeng seems to be a little scared of strangers today." With his common sense, it is of course impossible to know that the little dumpling in his arms is afraid of Jiang Haiyan. Pandas are gentle in nature and rarely afraid of people.
Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "Maybe it's because I look fierce."
In the eyes of that dumpling, he is probably the Godzilla in the movie.
"Where," the breeder brother comforted Jiang Haiyan, "probably because there are a lot of people today."
Jiang Haiyan shrugged and smiled, then he stretched out his hand and stroked Tuanzi's hair: "Little guy, I'll see you again when I have a chance."
Mengmeng: "...QAQ!"
When Jiang Haiyan turned to leave, he heard the brother of the breeder yell again: "Why are you peeing again!"
He returned to the team with an innocent face, and was immediately ridiculed by Qin Nianxiao mercilessly: "Hahahaha! You were actually pissed on by our national treasure! You are so lucky! Go buy a lottery ticket." ! Maybe it will hit!"
Jiang Haiyan glanced at Qin Nian and smiled: "Why, are you jealous?"
Qin Nianxiao was mercilessly rejected by Mengmeng just now, and felt a pain in his heart: "Although Mengmeng is cute, but Baibai is more obedient! I just hugged Baibai for several minutes, and you only have a few seconds now!"
Jiang Haiyan: "Just enough."
Qin Nian laughed and was speechless for a moment, he could only turn his head to look at Shen Heqing, hoping that Shen Heqing could teach Jiang Haiyan a lesson, an unfeminine man who speaks yellow accent anytime and anywhere.
Shen Heqing frowned slightly, then he grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand, turned and left.
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback: "What's wrong?"
Shen He said calmly: "Go back and wash your hands."
Many animals have the habit of urinating and courting, and of course pandas are among them. Adult male pandas often find a tree and urinate upside down at the highest point, in order to spread their own scent to achieve the purpose of courtship and occupy the territory to swear sovereignty. And the panda peeing just now with Jiang Haiyan's hand was obviously a provocation to Shen Heqing, although he knew that the panda just peed out of fear, but he was still very upset.
"Fuck! As for it!"
Qin Nian smiled and was bloodied again.
Jiang Haiyan blinked: "I've already washed it just now." As an animal, he more or less guessed Shen Heqing's thoughts, but he is the only glutton in the world, and he doesn't need to enclose territory or Courtship, when he was king in the mountains before, even if he lazily nested in the cave all day long, those big beasts would not dare to invade, let alone courtship.
"There is still a smell." Shen Heqing frowned unhappily, any smell left by others on Jiang Haiyan's body would make him very uncomfortable, as long as Jiang Haiyan had his smell on his body, it was enough.
Jiang Haiyan smelled it and said, "It's okay, the smell is not strong." The panda cubs only drink milk, and there is no big smell.
"I don't like it," Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said slowly, "... as long as there is my smell is enough."
Jiang Haiyan gave Shen Heqing a sideways look: "If you dare to pee on my hand, believe it or not, I will kill you?"
Shen Heqing looked up at Jiang Haiyan and said, "It can be done in another way."
Jiang Haiyan: "...No, thank you."
He didn't want to know what the other way was.
When Jiang Haiyan turned back to look for Qin Nian to laugh, Qin Nian smiled with a shocked expression of "Ghost knows what I heard just now".
Jiang Haiyan coughed: "After the filming of the promotional film is finished, it's time for free activities. Do you want to go back with us?"
Qin Nianxiao immediately refused: "No! I want to stay here! I like pandas! Addicted to pandas! Can't extricate myself!"
"Okay," Jiang Haiyan patted Qin Nianxiao's shoulder, "Then get addicted to it slowly, let's go back first."
Qin Nianxiao silently watched Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing's back disappear together, and he suddenly wanted to cry without tears.
Wait, Jiang Haiyan patted his shoulder just now...
It seems to be the hand that was peed on!
No wonder Jiang Haiyan rubbed against her twice on purpose just now!
After Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing returned to the hotel, he was taken to Shen Heqing's room. Shen Heqing took Jiang Haiyan to the bathroom all the way, then turned on the faucet, and grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand to help Jiang Haiyan wash his hands.
Shen Heqing grasped Jiang Haiyan's hand with two hands at the same time, washing the skin inch by inch, very carefully, even between the fingers, and used the hand sanitizer three times.
Jiang Haiyan silently looked at Shen Heqing lowering his eyes and carefully helping him wash his hands, his thoughts drifted away, and he suddenly remembered that the monk in white had once grabbed his paws to wash his hands.
Who's going to teach a lion to wash his hands before eating?
The monk in white did just that, but what he taught was not a lion, but a glutton, a legendary ancient beast that was more ferocious than a lion.
One must know that Taotie lived in the past as a wild beast that drank blood and devoured living things. It was difficult enough for him to eat cooked food in peace. After the monk in white taught Taotie to eat cooked food, he also taught him to wash his hands before eating. After rinsing his mouth, at that time, the glutton was wild and unruly, and he was not willing to be kneaded by others, but there was no way it could beat the white-clothed monk. After being pressed and beaten by the white-clothed monk, even though he was full of dissatisfaction, he could only grin his teeth The monks in white grabbed their paws and forcibly washed their hands.
Whenever he washed his hands, the monk in white would grab his hand with force but without scratching him, brushing his fingers over his palm, rubbing every inch of skin on his hand, a corner...
...as it is now.
Jiang Haiyan looked up at Shen Heqing's profile, and couldn't help but sigh.
"What sigh?"
Shen Heqing grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand and washed the foam off Jiang Haiyan's hand with clean water.
Jiang Haiyan said sullenly: "Do you still want to wash? My hands will lose a layer of skin after washing."
The corners of Shen Heqing's lips curved slightly: "Okay, I've washed it off."
Jiang Haiyan glanced at Shen Heqing sideways: "Is it boring now?"
Shen Heqing grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand, brought it to the tip of his nose and smelled it, and then he said solemnly: "Finally it's tasteless."
Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "That's good, can we go out now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his palm touch something soft.
After Shen Heqing finished smelling it, he lightly branded a kiss on Jiang Haiyan's palm.
Stamped.
This man is his.
This is how he encloses his territory and swears his sovereignty.
Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "If I remember correctly, I just touched a panda's ass with my hand, and I was peed on by that little guy."
Shen Heqing: "..."
"So," Jiang Haiyan's expression was a bit tangled, "were you kissing that panda's ass indirectly just now?"
Shen Heqing: "..."
It's so similar.
Jiang Haiyan stared blankly at Qin Hesheng who was dressed in white on the computer screen, whether it was Qin Hesheng's slightly cold eyebrows, the change of expression between his gestures, or even the movement of turning around and flicking his sleeves, it was all the same as what he remembered. The monk in white is exactly the same.
Not to mention the tear mole under the left eyes of the two people, which was in the same position, Jiang Haiyan was dazed, and almost thought that the person on the screen was the monk in white 1000 years ago.
so similar.
It's so similar.
... Even more similar than Shen Heqing.
When Jiang Haiyan met Shen Heqing for the first time, he was indeed taken aback by Shen Heqing's somewhat similar appearance to that monk in white, but his shock at that time was far less profound than it is now. The monks are somewhat similar, but only slightly similar in appearance, but Qin Hesheng and the white-clothed monk... are exactly the same.
If Jiang Haiyan hadn't known that this was impossible, he would have almost thought that Qin Hesheng was the reincarnation of that monk in white.
But this is impossible, Qin Hesheng cannot be the reincarnation of that monk in white.
Jiang Haiyan calmed down quickly. Looking at Qin Hesheng on the screen, he gradually calmed down.
It's just that they look exactly the same. It should be just a coincidence, right?The world is so big, there are no surprises, even if there are two people who look exactly the same, it is not uncommon.
After Jiang Haiyan calmed down, she decisively turned off the computer and lay back on the bed.
But when he looked at the white ceiling above his head, his consciousness drifted away involuntarily... Two people who look exactly the same, is this really just a coincidence?Even the position of the tear mole is not bad at all. Could such a coincidence really happen?
The more he thought about it, the more entangled he was, and after a long while, he resignedly took out his mobile phone and continued to check Qin Hesheng's personal experience and information, but apart from the ones he checked before, there was no other personal experience and information about Qin Hesheng on the Internet. Well, just like what Qin Nian said with a smile just now, Qin Hesheng is really an overly low-key actor, and scandals and gossips have nothing to do with him.
Jiang Haiyan looked at the photo of Qin Hesheng on his phone, and he couldn't help but frowned slightly... If Qin Hesheng was really just an adopted orphan as uploaded on the Internet, and his adoptive parents were ordinary and honest people, then Qin Hesheng Where did the so-called background come from?
He stroked his chin and thought for a moment, but the amount of information was too small for him to start with.
……never mind.
Jiang Haiyan threw away the phone, and lay back on the bed again. Even if that Qin Hesheng had background and means, he was just an ordinary mortal, why did he care so much about others?
Although that guy looks a lot like his old master, that's all.
Those two people are not the same person after all.
The two-hour break soon ended, and the group of them soon went to the S City Giant Panda Base to shoot a promotional video under the arrangement of the organizer.
When they arrived at the Giant Panda Base, they met a group of fans who came to watch after hearing the news. Although the staff tried their best to maintain order, several contestants were touched several times because of the enthusiasm of the fans. Shu Zigui was one of the four contestants. The only female player among them didn't receive too much harassment, after all, those male fans were too embarrassed to join in to take advantage of a girl.
But the fans of Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao didn't have so many worries. Those young and lively girls in their teens and 20s rushed forward, touching their small faces, hands, and waists. Not reserved, Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao felt a little flushed and blushed.
Someone even took the opportunity to touch Jiang Haiyan's butt. Jiang Haiyan was so crowded by the crowd that he couldn't react for a while, and then he was captured. Before he could recover, the hand had already been withdrawn.
Wait, if he read correctly, that person seems to be a man... Jiang Haiyan suddenly felt a little bad.
In the end, the group of them arrived at the shooting location despite all kinds of hardships. It was just the time for the staff to take the giant panda cubs out to enjoy the sun. When Jiang Haiyan saw a dozen black and white panda cubs crowded together on the lawn When making fluffy dumplings, I immediately let go of the depression just now, and my whole heart was turned into a bud.
Because of the organizer's promotional needs, each of them had to take turns to go in and hug the little group. Of course, everyone present was not unwilling. As the only girl among the four contestants, Shu Zigui was the first to go in. While shooting Shu Zigui, Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao stood outside chatting together.
"These little dumplings are so cute!" Qin Nianxiao is obviously also a cute object control, he asked Jiang Haiyan, "Do you think they became national treasures because of their cuteness?"
"It's really cute," Jiang Haiyan nodded, and added, "It's even cuter than my hamster."
Shen Heqing standing aside: "..."
"Your hamster is also very cute! It's so fat and round, it must feel good in the hand, right?" Qin Nian asked with a smile.
Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "It is indeed too fat, it should lose weight."
"Of course hamsters need to be fatter to be cute!" Qin Nian said with a smile.
"But if it's too fat, then I can't hold it with one hand," Jiang Haiyan said with disgust, "It seems to have gained a few pounds recently, and I can barely hold it with one hand."
Shen Heqing looked cold: "..."
"How many catties? How is that possible! How can a hamster be so heavy!" Qin Nian laughed, "If your hamster hears that you despise it so much, it will definitely die of sadness."
Jiang Haiyan was very calm: "It may not be a few catties, but it has indeed grown a lot of flesh, and the balls are also a little bigger." Anyway, Shen Heqing has heard it.
"Is this grown up?" Qin Nian laughed suddenly, "I heard that when a male hamster enters the estrus period, its testicles will swell into peaches, and they will estrus every day, maybe a dozen times a day. But it’s only a few seconds at a time, hehehehe.”
Shen Heqing was expressionless: "..."
"How many seconds?" Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, "It's really short."
Shen Heqing looked at Qin Nian coldly and smiled, then he stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Haiyan's butt lightly: "Just enough."
Qin Nianxiao instantly felt that the surrounding temperature seemed to have dropped by more than ten degrees, making him chilly all over, and... just now Shen Heqing touched Jiang Haiyan's butt with a natural expression, right? !And he played a hooligan with a natural face!I can't tell that this guy is still an old driver!
Jiang Haiyan blinked his eyes: "It's so short, it's not enough." Shen Heqing just touched the place where the idiot fan touched just now, it seems that Shen Heqing really saw that his butt was touched just now.
Shen Heqing was silent for a while, then raised his eyebrows: "Try?"
"...Hey, hey, please pay attention to the fact that there is a third person here, and consider how it feels to be a single dog, okay?" Qin Nian smiled and twitched the corners of his mouth, resolutely resisting this kind of dog abuse with flash bombs, refusing to eat dog food , starting from him.
"No date." Jiang Haiyan refused.
Shen Heqing didn't show a disappointed expression, obviously he had expected it long ago, he looked at the little dumplings not far away, paused, and asked Jiang Haiyan: "Are they cute, or am I cute?"
Qin Nian smiled: "..." Shameless!It's just shameless!
Jiang Haiyan blinked: "They are cute."
Although fluffy hamsters are cute, how can they compare with chubby dumplings?
Shen Heqing looked disappointed, in terms of cuteness, he still lost.
Qin Nian smiled: "..."
Wait, how normal is it that people are not as cute as pandas? !Shen Heqing looked downcast!Could it be that he was seriously going to compare cuteness with pandas just now?You must be self-aware, and don't bring yourself to be humiliated!
"...But you can't afford it." Shen He said calmly.
Although he was a bit disappointed at first, he soon calmed down. No matter how cute the panda is, Jiang Haiyan can't afford to raise a panda. After all, this guy can't even afford to raise himself, and now he has another one. , he didn't have to worry about Jiang Haiyan's liking the new and disliking the old at all.
Although he lost in terms of cuteness, at least he won in terms of cost performance.
Jiang Haiyan looked regretful: "It's a pity that I can't afford it. Giant pandas are delicate and expensive, and they cost too much money."
Shen Heqing showed a faint smile.
Qin Nian smiled: "..."
Shen Heqing is so complacent!He is actually complacent because Jiang Haiyan can't raise giant pandas!This kind of man who would eat the jealousy of a cute animal even when his boyfriend casually praised him is really scary!Men's jealousy is really ugly! ...Wait, I always feel that to some extent he has been shown his affection again!
"...Haha, I heard that it costs at least one or two thousand to hold a panda at this kind of panda base. There are so many of us, and the organizer is too willing to spend money!" In order not to be blinded, Qin Nian smiled. Changed the subject abruptly.
"It seems that although pandas are expensive, they can also help make a lot of money." Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, "Unlike hamsters, they can do nothing but be cute, let alone make money."
Shen He said calmly: "It is enough for me to make money."
Jiang Haiyan said frankly: "But you don't earn much."
Shen Heqing smiled and said: "It's enough to support you."
Qin Nian smiled: "..."
It's so flashy!Eyes are going to be blind!
After returning, he must buy a pair of sunglasses!
The kind that can block the light waves of showing affection in 360 degrees!
After the people in front took turns hugging the giant panda, it was Jiang Haiyan's turn to hug the giant panda.
Jiang Haiyan put on the isolation suit, and before he got close to the group of fluffy black and white dumplings, those dumplings that had been crawling around, screaming and screaming instantly quieted down, and they stayed in place obediently, not daring to move.
"It's strange, why did they suddenly become so obedient?" The breeder brother was very puzzled, this group of dumplings happened to be the most naughty age, especially the cutest one named Mengmeng, who went around making trouble every day Unable to live safely, it was almost time to go to the room to expose the tiles. It couldn't be quiet at all until it was time to eat. Just now, a contestant wanted to hug it, but Mengmeng struggled so hard that she didn't cooperate at all. In the end, the contestant had no choice but to hug it. It could be replaced by a slightly obedient panda, but at this moment, Mengmeng is obediently lying on her stomach, staring blankly at Jiang Haiyan with her round black eyes.
Jiang Haiyan smiled, of course he knew why, he was an ancient fierce beast, with the ferocity and coercion of a strange beast in his bones, even if he restrained his whole body, some races born with keen intuition could still feel him The longer the life, the more spiritual the race is, the sharper it is, just like the hairy crab in Yangcheng Lake was very afraid of him, and the jellyfish spirit was completely accidental... probably because he didn't Let your mind be less.
Although pandas are so cute, they have lived in this world for more than 800 million years.
The breeder brother was puzzled by the abnormality of the dumplings for a while, and then began to teach Jiang Haiyan how to hold pandas and related precautions. After speaking, he kindly warned Jiang Haiyan: "The cutest in the dumplings is the one with the biggest eye circles. It's called Mengmeng, and although it looks the cutest, it has the fiercest personality, someone tried to hug it just now but failed, the one with the whitest fur is called Baibai, and it has the most docile personality, you can hug it."
Jiang Haiyan nodded, then turned around to hug the dumpling, his eyes wandered between Mengmeng and Baibai for a moment, and finally reached out to hug Mengmeng.
The chubby black and white dumpling didn't cry or make trouble, and obediently let Jiang Haiyan pick it up, and the breeder brother on the side was surprised again: "It's so strange, Mengmeng is so obedient!"
Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly at the black and white dumpling, and reached out to touch the round buttocks of the dumpling.
Black and White Tuanzi looked at Jiang Haiyan dully, and then...
It peed on Jiang Haiyan's hand.
Jiang Haiyan, who felt a hot current, said, "..."
... This little guy was scared to pee.
The breeder brother was a little embarrassed immediately: "Oh, I'm so sorry, there is a faucet over there, you go wash your hands first." He took the black and white dumpling in Jiang Haiyan's arms, and found that the small dumpling was rustling trembling.
After being greatly frightened, the poor dumpling threw her two chubby hands tightly around the neck of the breeder's brother, and her chubby body trembled slightly.
Jiang Haiyan sighed while washing his hands, he looks so pure and harmless, why should Xiaotuanzi be afraid of him?
It seems that he can't hold a small group.
After he washed his hands and went back, the black and white dumpling nestled in the arms of the breeder who just peed on his hand immediately calmed down again. It stared blankly at Jiang Haiyan, with a look of fear but did not dare to move. pitiful look.
The breeder brother wondered: "It's strange, Mengmeng seems to be a little scared of strangers today." With his common sense, it is of course impossible to know that the little dumpling in his arms is afraid of Jiang Haiyan. Pandas are gentle in nature and rarely afraid of people.
Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "Maybe it's because I look fierce."
In the eyes of that dumpling, he is probably the Godzilla in the movie.
"Where," the breeder brother comforted Jiang Haiyan, "probably because there are a lot of people today."
Jiang Haiyan shrugged and smiled, then he stretched out his hand and stroked Tuanzi's hair: "Little guy, I'll see you again when I have a chance."
Mengmeng: "...QAQ!"
When Jiang Haiyan turned to leave, he heard the brother of the breeder yell again: "Why are you peeing again!"
He returned to the team with an innocent face, and was immediately ridiculed by Qin Nianxiao mercilessly: "Hahahaha! You were actually pissed on by our national treasure! You are so lucky! Go buy a lottery ticket." ! Maybe it will hit!"
Jiang Haiyan glanced at Qin Nian and smiled: "Why, are you jealous?"
Qin Nianxiao was mercilessly rejected by Mengmeng just now, and felt a pain in his heart: "Although Mengmeng is cute, but Baibai is more obedient! I just hugged Baibai for several minutes, and you only have a few seconds now!"
Jiang Haiyan: "Just enough."
Qin Nian laughed and was speechless for a moment, he could only turn his head to look at Shen Heqing, hoping that Shen Heqing could teach Jiang Haiyan a lesson, an unfeminine man who speaks yellow accent anytime and anywhere.
Shen Heqing frowned slightly, then he grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand, turned and left.
Jiang Haiyan was taken aback: "What's wrong?"
Shen He said calmly: "Go back and wash your hands."
Many animals have the habit of urinating and courting, and of course pandas are among them. Adult male pandas often find a tree and urinate upside down at the highest point, in order to spread their own scent to achieve the purpose of courtship and occupy the territory to swear sovereignty. And the panda peeing just now with Jiang Haiyan's hand was obviously a provocation to Shen Heqing, although he knew that the panda just peed out of fear, but he was still very upset.
"Fuck! As for it!"
Qin Nian smiled and was bloodied again.
Jiang Haiyan blinked: "I've already washed it just now." As an animal, he more or less guessed Shen Heqing's thoughts, but he is the only glutton in the world, and he doesn't need to enclose territory or Courtship, when he was king in the mountains before, even if he lazily nested in the cave all day long, those big beasts would not dare to invade, let alone courtship.
"There is still a smell." Shen Heqing frowned unhappily, any smell left by others on Jiang Haiyan's body would make him very uncomfortable, as long as Jiang Haiyan had his smell on his body, it was enough.
Jiang Haiyan smelled it and said, "It's okay, the smell is not strong." The panda cubs only drink milk, and there is no big smell.
"I don't like it," Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said slowly, "... as long as there is my smell is enough."
Jiang Haiyan gave Shen Heqing a sideways look: "If you dare to pee on my hand, believe it or not, I will kill you?"
Shen Heqing looked up at Jiang Haiyan and said, "It can be done in another way."
Jiang Haiyan: "...No, thank you."
He didn't want to know what the other way was.
When Jiang Haiyan turned back to look for Qin Nian to laugh, Qin Nian smiled with a shocked expression of "Ghost knows what I heard just now".
Jiang Haiyan coughed: "After the filming of the promotional film is finished, it's time for free activities. Do you want to go back with us?"
Qin Nianxiao immediately refused: "No! I want to stay here! I like pandas! Addicted to pandas! Can't extricate myself!"
"Okay," Jiang Haiyan patted Qin Nianxiao's shoulder, "Then get addicted to it slowly, let's go back first."
Qin Nianxiao silently watched Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing's back disappear together, and he suddenly wanted to cry without tears.
Wait, Jiang Haiyan patted his shoulder just now...
It seems to be the hand that was peed on!
No wonder Jiang Haiyan rubbed against her twice on purpose just now!
After Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing returned to the hotel, he was taken to Shen Heqing's room. Shen Heqing took Jiang Haiyan to the bathroom all the way, then turned on the faucet, and grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand to help Jiang Haiyan wash his hands.
Shen Heqing grasped Jiang Haiyan's hand with two hands at the same time, washing the skin inch by inch, very carefully, even between the fingers, and used the hand sanitizer three times.
Jiang Haiyan silently looked at Shen Heqing lowering his eyes and carefully helping him wash his hands, his thoughts drifted away, and he suddenly remembered that the monk in white had once grabbed his paws to wash his hands.
Who's going to teach a lion to wash his hands before eating?
The monk in white did just that, but what he taught was not a lion, but a glutton, a legendary ancient beast that was more ferocious than a lion.
One must know that Taotie lived in the past as a wild beast that drank blood and devoured living things. It was difficult enough for him to eat cooked food in peace. After the monk in white taught Taotie to eat cooked food, he also taught him to wash his hands before eating. After rinsing his mouth, at that time, the glutton was wild and unruly, and he was not willing to be kneaded by others, but there was no way it could beat the white-clothed monk. After being pressed and beaten by the white-clothed monk, even though he was full of dissatisfaction, he could only grin his teeth The monks in white grabbed their paws and forcibly washed their hands.
Whenever he washed his hands, the monk in white would grab his hand with force but without scratching him, brushing his fingers over his palm, rubbing every inch of skin on his hand, a corner...
...as it is now.
Jiang Haiyan looked up at Shen Heqing's profile, and couldn't help but sigh.
"What sigh?"
Shen Heqing grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand and washed the foam off Jiang Haiyan's hand with clean water.
Jiang Haiyan said sullenly: "Do you still want to wash? My hands will lose a layer of skin after washing."
The corners of Shen Heqing's lips curved slightly: "Okay, I've washed it off."
Jiang Haiyan glanced at Shen Heqing sideways: "Is it boring now?"
Shen Heqing grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand, brought it to the tip of his nose and smelled it, and then he said solemnly: "Finally it's tasteless."
Jiang Haiyan shrugged: "That's good, can we go out now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his palm touch something soft.
After Shen Heqing finished smelling it, he lightly branded a kiss on Jiang Haiyan's palm.
Stamped.
This man is his.
This is how he encloses his territory and swears his sovereignty.
Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "If I remember correctly, I just touched a panda's ass with my hand, and I was peed on by that little guy."
Shen Heqing: "..."
"So," Jiang Haiyan's expression was a bit tangled, "were you kissing that panda's ass indirectly just now?"
Shen Heqing: "..."
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