In fact, the nature of what Ji Yin said is just like a straight man masturbating to a poster of a sexy actress, it is a very common thing.

But Hongdou didn't think so. A dog's face that looked very cute to humans was raised up strangely, and even his neck was stiff for a while.

Of course, celebrities sometimes sell persona, whether it’s real or fake, many times when passers-by see a certain star, they will subconsciously think that this guy is pure or sexy or straightforward or tough, and Lu Nanbei’s persona is special. Independent, talented, cold and so on, Lu Nanbei in the minds of some fans should be the kind of cool, as if he lived in the last century, the kind who didn't even register social accounts, as if he would leave work and run every minute Going to Vienna to engage in art or something, in short, it sounds tall and compelling. If Zhong Jingsheng belongs to the kind of gentle and easy-going representative, who cares for his fans like a big brother next door, then Lu Nanbei has an absolute sense of distance. The type that makes fans feel unattainable.

So he usually has a harsh tongue occasionally, and no one said anything when he put on a cold face to the media, because he does have the capital of willfulness, and fans have long been used to him being so cold.

So, if a person with abstinence is unattainable, he would be hard on the photo, just like a straight man masturbating to the statue of Mazu!

No, if the sex is reversed, it will be as unforgivable as a gay man masturbating to Jesus on the cross!

The red beans that had passed the slippers all of a sudden withered, and the whole dog seemed to have suddenly turned into a big girl with yellow flowers who met a bandit, trembling slightly.

"So fast?" Ji Yin picked up his poor slippers, "Next time I'll bring you disposable ones."

"..." Hongdou immediately jumped away, hiding under the sofa.

It shouldn't be like this. In the fantasy life of eating, sleeping and not worrying about anything, and being accompanied by the person I like, it should have been the most beautiful vision, but it was destroyed by this guy in the end!

Red Dou was so angry that his teeth were itching, and he wanted to have a whole Ji Yin.

It stayed under the sofa for a while, relying on its small size, it sneaked over to observe what Ji Yin was doing.

Since the toxins in Ji Yin's internal organs were cleaned up by the system last time, his lifespan has increased significantly, and he has more time to arrange his next plan.

"One, two, three, four, five, I've already contacted five." Ji Yin began to write in his notebook solemnly.

[Strategy target No. 11: Ding Fengqing 8% (2% encouragement + 1% free keyboard + 9% free mooncake), identity: Internet writer, possible development strategy route: Encourage him to make progress] [Zhou Jiacheng 2% (2% daily Favorability + 4% women's clothing + 1% follower wolf + 5% mooncakes), identity: rich second-generation executives, possible development strategy route: the temptation of a beautiful boy (?), help her solve troubled things] [Shu Lan 4 % (1% stray dog ​​micro movie + 7% moon cake), identity: entertainment reporter, possible development strategy route: do caring things to resonate with him] [Huang Ziyang 7% (11% father loves like a mountain), identity: there is a A college student with a famous dad can develop a strategy route: let him recognize the value of family affection] [Jiang Lvran 1% (10% eliminates jealousy + 2% catgirl's gratitude), identity: white-collar, lily line (???), Let her no longer be depressed and be true to herself] [passers-by: 2% for the micro-movie team, [-]% for women's friends]

And now the total progress of the strategy is 47%. Looking at the form he made, Ji Yin couldn't help thinking.

The energy value of passers-by can be regarded as an unexpected gain, and the real big head is still in the capture targets identified by the system. Among these capture targets, the ones who spend the most time with him are Ding Fengqing and Zhou Jiacheng. elder sister.

On Sister Zhou's side, the system has already reminded that the next task is to escape from marriage, and on Fatty's side——

Ji Yin's eyes shifted to the computer screen.

Today happens to be the last day of the month, and the website has a new book monthly ticket list, which is voted on by readers. Only new books released in that month can participate. Monthly tickets are counted from the first day of each month and cleared at the end of the month. Those who can finally rank in the top three on the new book monthly ticket list, in addition to good exposure, can also get bonuses, so usually the books that the editors are most optimistic about will be pushed to the shelves on the first day of each month to strive for the biggest Advantage.

The new book monthly ticket war is different from the general monthly ticket war. All the books on the shelves have only one month of exposure time, and the serialization period of the author of the master level is almost very long. It is normal for a book to be written for two years. It just so happens that no great master has published a new book, at least the top ten can still be competed for.

On the shelves, in the online text, it is a term for entering paid VIPs, and on the first day of the shelves, there is an important data to measure the commercial value - the first subscription (the number of subscribers within 1 hours of VIPChapter 24 publication).

The first order almost means the future business direction of a book. The payment standard for online texts is usually that senior VIP readers buy three points per thousand words, and the author and the website will share fifty-fifty. Assuming that a chapter is 3000 words, then the author of this chapter will eventually earn =0.03*0.5*3*Number of subscribers for a single chapter, and so on, if one hundred readers subscribe, the income for a single chapter is 4.5, for 45 readers, the income for a single chapter is [-].

As the serialization time increases, the average subscription of a book (the average number of subscribers to a single chapter of the full text) usually stabilizes between 2 and 5 times the initial subscription, that is, from the subscription of a book on the first day of its release The number of people can almost predict whether the book will have development potential, so the author himself and the website editor will pay special attention to the subscription data on the first day of the shelf.

And Fatty's novels will be on the shelves at midnight on the first day of tomorrow. Success or failure depends on this. Men's novels usually have a word count of around 30 to 100 words, and they usually end at more than 200 million to [-] million words, which takes a long time. It is long and puts a lot of energy. If the results of the listing are not satisfactory, many writers will choose to wield their knives and become eunuchs from the palace. Behind every successful Dashen account, there may be a pile of bloody vests.

"Please, the first order is thousands, the first order is thousands..."

Ji Yin was praying all by himself, maybe for amateur writers, after the first order of hundreds of words, the spelling number will increase, and the monthly income will still be two to three thousand, but the fat man is full-time, and has already I have the idea of ​​returning to my hometown to farm after failure, so the first order of thousands is the safest guarantee.

what is this guy doing

Hong Dou, who was secretly hiding by the door, saw Ji Yin's strange behavior, and suddenly jumped on the chair to glance at the screen.

Isn't this XX novel network?Although he doesn't like to read online articles, he still listens to them.

It's too idle, Zhong Jingsheng is working hard to make money outside, and as a cohabitant, he hides at home all day long, playing games or reading novels...

Hongdou's perception of Ji Yin instantly changed from a distasteful gay to a soft-hearted gay.

"Come on! Come on! Come on!" Ji Yin yelled at the fat man's busy penguin head. He knew that the fat man was probably coding at this time. In order to stimulate readers' desire to steal the monthly pass, the new book was the first on the shelf. The number of words in the day is soaring, and the third and fifth shifts are only guaranteed.

Why is it not early in the morning...

Ji Yin yawned boredly. He would stay in front of the computer at midnight tomorrow to watch the fat man report the battle situation.

"Forget it, I'm done exercising."

Ji Yin felt that he had been indoors for a long time, and he might gain weight again, so he began to practice on the treadmill again.

He has two mobile phones, one is for his real identity, the ringtone is male, the other is for Alice, the ringtone is female, and when he picked up the towel to wipe his sweat, the female ringtone suddenly It rang, and the company he was looking for decided to sign Alice.

"I go!"

After hanging up the phone, Ji Yin was still a little excited. This kind of experience where both men and women entered the circle, and no one else knew that it was the same him was really refreshing.

[Host, do you want to try to attack yourself? 】

"roll."

【…】

"What do you think I will wear to sign the contract tomorrow?"

[Alice, who has the aura of a fake mother, looks good even in a sack. 】

"I don't wear the clothes you provided, I wear miniskirts every time, so funny..."

[Host, do you have any misunderstandings about the aesthetics of the system, whether it is pure or coquettish, it can list thousands of combinations for you. ] Ji Yin thought for a while, "Then I want Mori girls, anyway, I'm flat-chested and thin."

[The matching plan is being generated, the system has detected an unknown creature within five meters of you, please clear the field in time. ] "Eh?" Ji Yin turned around suspiciously, just met Hong Dou's eyes, and hid in the locker room in fright.

"No matter what, it's still a dog. Could it be possible to rape me?" Ji Yin comforted herself, and went out in Mori women's clothes.

Rumble!

Hong Dou seemed to have been knocked out of his head, and stared straight at the person in front of him.

Who am I, where am I from, where am I going...

No, no, who is this guy!This is a big change!

"Does it look good?" Ji Yin walked over and hugged the silly red bean into the air, "It's strange, isn't it said that a dog has a good nose? You don't recognize it after changing clothes?"

It's not just a change of clothes, even a change of face!

Hongdou couldn't bear Ji Yin's continuous attack anymore, and when it was time for dinner, it squatted at the door, guarding there like a watchman.

"What's the matter?" Zhong Jingsheng saw this scene when he came back, squatted down in doubt, and poured a little bit of the snacks in his hand on the ground, "Are you hungry?"

Red Dou suddenly pulled out something from the nearby grass, Zhong Jingsheng looked down, it was Lu Nanbei's CD.

"This thing can't be eaten." Zhong Jingsheng patiently snatched the CD out of its mouth, and Hongdou suddenly barked and bit his trouser leg.

It's very measured, the kind that won't bite people at all. After Zhong Jingsheng realized this, he thought it was a pet acting like a baby.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for fear of disturbing Ji Yin inside, biting the bottom of the trousers for a while, then pawing at the photo on the CD with its claws.

It's so painful to become a dog. Not only do you have to eat unpalatable dog food, but you are also bullied every day. It really wants to change back!

"QAQ" Hongdou was on the verge of crying after explaining. Seeing that Zhong Jingsheng couldn't understand its dog language, she suddenly felt wronged and ran out of the room barking.

It's raining outside...

Zhong Jingsheng was stunned for a moment, and it was too late to chase him out. The son of a bitch has short legs, so he ran quite fast.

What to do, if you get lost, you won't be able to explain to the master...

Zhong Jingsheng called out Ji Yin who was surfing the Internet in the house, and braved the rain to look for the puppy outside.

"Red beans, red beans..." Ji Yin shouted loudly, but the two of them searched outside for more than an hour, but they still couldn't find a single shadow.

The rain is getting heavier, and you can feel the icy coolness against the wind.

And in the wall separated from the two of them, a wet dog is slowly turning into a human form.

It is the shape of an adult man, with nothing on his body. The body washed by the heavy rain is strong and powerful, which is very attractive, but when he raises his pale handsome face, it strangely highlights a cold and alienated temperament. People can only watch from a distance, but dare not get close.

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