Mountains and seas have a home

Ji Yao walked towards He Luan and stood beside him: "Sergeant Major."

He Luan was forgetting himself in the command, and when he heard Ji Yao's voice, he pretended to be surprised, put down his arms and raised his chin, and shouted angrily at the phalanx: "All stand at attention!"

After finishing the team, he turned around and touched the heels of his shoes, and raised his hand to salute Ji Yao: "Hello, Chief!"

Wu Taoning said: "Chief Ji came to inspect the base today."

"We should have been notified earlier, sir, you see we are completely unprepared." He Luan said.

"I really want to see everyone's daily state and how an excellent sergeant major manages the team." Ji Yao smiled at He Luan, "It seems that everyone is very energetic, and the singing is so loud."

Ji Yao asked He Luan to stand aside, and walked in front of the first row of people, with Chen Wei following behind him.Ji Yao wore a summer short-sleeved uniform, took off his sunglasses and put them in his chest pocket, and put on a light boat cap very decently, and wore gloves on his hands elegantly.He walked past the recruits, his eyes sweeping over their faces one by one.All the recruits were sweating profusely and out of breath, but they still stood upright and stood there motionless.

Their sweat was squeezed out when they huddled together and booed just now, and they were panting because of tension.

"Is this the soldier you brought?" Ji Yao asked Chen Wei.

Chen Wei replied: "Yes, sir."

Ji Yao nodded: "Just finished training?"

"Yes, sir."

Ji Yao nodded again: "Why did you practice chorus right after training?"

Chen Wei pursed his lips, made an affirmative expression, and said nonsense: "This is our practice. After the training, we sing a chorus, relax our body, and then disband."

"Oh." Ji Yao said, without comment, he singled out a person, "What's going on with this person's face?"

This man with a bruised nose and a swollen face is the soldier who fought and caused trouble just now. He has a cyan bump on his forehead, and he is bleeding from the nose without knowing it. He has a swollen cheekbone. This bear-like discerning person knows what's going on at a glance .Chen Wei explained apologetically: "We held several matches during training, and he was dissatisfied with the result of the match, so it was people from other squadrons who fought."

"Is that so?" Ji Yao raised his eyebrows, "So is the result of the game fair or not?"

"Fair, sir."

Ji Yao pressed the corners of his lips, blinked his eyes thoughtfully, and said lightly to the soldiers, "Return to the team."

The warehouse was very quiet, and everyone stood upright without daring to make a sound.Ji Yao went to inspect the No. [-] warehouse, and inspected the huge engines, steel shells, and glass baffles supported on the gantry. There were iron chains hanging on the arms of the cranes. The chains were shining and looked like they were often wiped.Ji Yao walked to a car that was half dismantled and stopped, then picked up the record book hanging next to it to look, and found that the car was delivered a week ago, and the maintenance record was stopped on the second day after it was delivered.

Without making a sound, he pressed the tip of his tongue against the inner wall of his mouth, and hung the record book back as if nothing had happened.He then opened a door to look inside and saw a plastic bag under the seat.Ji Yao gently opened the mouth of the bag and looked in. There were some cigarettes, tea leaves, milk candies, chocolates and other small things, packed together in a disorderly manner.He didn't say anything, he put the bag back on his back, raised his hand and closed the car door.

Ji Yao left the car, twirled his fingers, walked back to the recruits slowly, raised his head and smiled at Chen Wei: "While the training is over now, why don't we go to the soldiers' barracks?"

Chen Wei swallowed his Adam's apple, and Ji Yao's expression and voice made him feel like he was facing a formidable enemy, and that was indeed the case.Chen Wei looked calm, trying to dispel Ji Yao's idea, and said, "Sir, after training, soldiers usually go to the waiting room to rest and wait for the next training to start."

"I want to inspect your barracks, go now, and execute it immediately!"

"Got it, sir!" Chen Wei responded loudly immediately, and turned to the recruit formation, "Everyone line up in two columns and stand at the gate of their respective barracks!"

The soldiers lined up and walked out of the warehouse. Ji Yao finally took a look at He Luan and the maintenance staff, then glanced at the "No Passing" sign next to him, turned his head, put on sunglasses and walked out the door. gone.He Luan broke out in a cold sweat from fright, and he was relieved when Ji Yao's back disappeared into the hot sunlight outside.He Luan turned around and saw the maintenance staff standing behind, all of them stared at him blankly.He Luan felt irritated for a while, raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "Hurry up and go to work, slacker! Get moving!"

Under the scorching sun, two columns trotted to the recruits' residential area.Rows of Soviet-style five-story flat-roofed houses stood there, surrounded by low white walls, just a step away from the combat training ground.The recruit battalion led by Chen Wei lived in Building 1. After entering the lobby, they ran up the stairs and quickly stood at the door of their respective barracks waiting for the chief to check.Chen Wei stood at the bottom of the stairs with his hands clinging to the seams of his trousers, ready to guide Ji Yao.

Ji Yao arrived later, the sun in Lixia scorched the ground, and there was no wind.Occasionally, a car passes by, bringing up an air current full of diesel and dust smells, which makes people have to hold their breath.The sun made Ji Yao's skin red, he lowered his head and talked with Wu Taoning while walking, most of the time it was just Wu Taoning talking to himself.It wasn't until he walked into the hall below the dormitory that he felt a gust of cool air rushing towards his face.

There are 20 rooms on one floor, and each room accommodates 2 people. The team led by Chen Wei happened to occupy the first floor of Building 1.Ji Yao walked up and checked the corridor first.The floor tiles in the corridor reflect the sunlight coming in from the glass at the end, the air is fresh and there is no peculiar smell.

Major Wu Taoning opened the door of the first dormitory, and Ji Yao then walked in, followed by the two soldiers guarding the door, ready to answer the chief's question.Ji Yao walked around the center of the room without saying a word, examining the photo frames and books on the table, everything was neat and orderly.He picked up a photo frame and looked at it, and then went to look at the two soldiers standing behind to confirm that it was them.After reading these, he walked towards a bed inside: "Whose bed is this?"

"My bed, sir!" said a dark-skinned lad standing up.

Ji Yao pointed at the marching army at the end of the bed and was asked, "Why aren't the corners of the quilt folded into a square!"

"What? There is such a thing!" Chen Wei rushed forward, grabbed the bed board and overturned it, "I told you to fold the quilt carefully! Now I don't want to hear your explanation, you make it for me right away 20 push-ups!"

After the bed board was overturned, there was a rattling sound, which immediately attracted Ji Yao's attention.He walked over with strides, stood beside a pile of messy quilts, and looked down at the paper books that were exposed in a corner.Ji Yao raised his eyes to look at Chen Wei who was stunned, and then at the sweating soldiers.The soldier's eyelids twitched in shock from Ji Yao's gaze, and he immediately got down on the ground and started doing push-ups.

Ji Yao bent down and took out the book hidden under the mattress, and found that it was a pornographic publication.He grabbed the quilt with one hand and lifted it, and found a mobile phone and a miniature computer underneath.Ji Yao held these things in his hands, raised his eyebrows, and Chen Wei's face turned ashen.When the recruit finished his push-ups and stood up to report, Ji Yao asked him to turn on his phone and computer.The recruits did so, and there were indeed many images of "violating military discipline" in it.

"What is the seventh rule of the eight prohibitions for new recruits in the executive department!" Ji Yao asked.

"No obscenity//obscenity!"

"What is Article [-] of the ten prohibitions for recruits in the Executive Department!"

"Illegal use of the Internet is strictly prohibited!"

Ji Yao nodded, and handed over all the seized publications and electronic products to Wu Taoning: "You have offended the decency of the Time Bureau, soldier!"

After he finished speaking, the corners of his mouth tightened, and he turned his eyes to look at Chen Wei. Chen Wei tapped his heels and stood aside without saying a word.Ji Yao turned his head and walked out of the dormitory quickly, and a group of people followed him to the second door.Ji Yao stood at the door and pointed to the door panel and asked the soldier on the left: "Is this your room?"

A large, well-built man stood at the door and answered, "Yes, sir!"

Ji Yao pushed the door open and entered, and smelled the tangy perfume.He stopped on the open space in the middle of the room, looked around the room that had obviously been carefully arranged, looked at the smoke-colored curtains drawn beside the bed, the lace on the edge of the table, and the scented incense placed on the window sill. and candles.He raised his gloved hand and put it on the tip of his nose to cover up the smell of perfume, then turned around and asked Major Wu behind him: "In the weapon base of the Hangzhou branch, is the dormitory for recruits allowed to be remodeled?"

Wu Taoning was so panicked that his toes hit the floor, but he still pretended to be calm, and said with a little embarrassment: "The instructions in this regard are ambiguous, and sometimes the inspectors of the inspector's office have to scratch their heads and find it difficult to get off." conclusion."

"Oh, it seems that the "Regulations" of the Time Bureau are not fully written. You reminded me, Major." Ji Yao turned around and took a look at the burly recruit, and walked to the closet.

He opened the closet to check whether the clothes and daily necessities were properly arranged, but what he saw was a cabinet of leather products and a variety of toys.Ji Yao's eyes widened, he was amazed by the variety of items inside, many of which he and Fu Zhong had never played with before.Ji Yao picked up a heavy stick, then put it back silently, and pulled out a pair of women's lace bra // breasts and large high-heeled shoes from underneath.

"These are yours?" Ji Yao asked the soldier standing by the closet.

The soldiers were strong, with solid muscles that bulged out from under their clothes.When Chen Wei saw the things in the cabinet and Ji Yao's hand, he couldn't help looking away, and Major Wu next to him also lowered his head in embarrassment.The soldier glanced at the things in Ji Yao's hand, and a shy blush suddenly hit his tough face, which made Ji Yao inevitably avoid his eyes, and threw the things back with his mouth pressed down.

"Major." Ji Yao said.

Wu Taoning quickly raised his head, put his hands behind his back, and replied: "This is a new army, sir, we are rectifying."

Ji Yao went out.Wu Taoning looked at the soldiers up and down for a while, and then followed out in a daze. He hadn't figured out what was going on.When Ji Yao entered the third dormitory, all he could see was a whiteboard hanging on the wall, with forms drawn on it, marks marked in a mess, and numbers written on it.Ji Yao stood in front of the whiteboard and studied it for a while, and he saw that it said "German dark beer", "lease", "off-site betting", "throwing knife", "poker", "debt"... ..

The room was silent for 2 minutes, and these 2 minutes were longer than 1 years for some restless people.Ji Yao clasped his hands in front of his body, and stared at the whiteboard full of numbers with his back straight. Chen Wei wished that the words on it would disappear automatically in a second.Ji Yao raised a finger and pointed at the whiteboard, asking, "What's on it?"

The soldier replied: "This is the bill. I want to practice my ability to keep accounts, so I did it."

Ji Yao pursed her lips and nodded her toes: "I've never seen bets and poker cards used to make accounts."

"It's a new way of keeping accounts, inspired by the sports lottery, and I think I can increase my luck in this way—"

Before the soldier finished speaking, Ji Yao smiled and turned to Wu Taoning: "Major, I think you are very courageous."

Wu Taoning raised his heels proudly: "Of course, sir, I have performed missions in the Golden Triangle... But, sir, what does 'have guts' mean?"

"I mean, it takes a lot of guts for you to flout the rules of the time bureau." Ji Yao said, looking into Wu Taoning's eyes, "If someone writes a report and submits it, will you be condemned? "

"Oh! Condemnation. Of course!" The major pinched his hat and pointed to the whiteboard in front of him, "Chen Wei, check the dormitories one by one and confiscate contraband! I want to see the new look of the new barracks within 24 hours!"

Ji Yao stepped out the door, with an amiable smile on his face, and said: "No need, people from the investigation department will arrive later. They will check the dormitories one by one and check the accounts of the branch office in recent years. They are experts, even if they are missing A match will do the trick."

He went down the stairs and out of the lobby to see the jeep waiting for him parked in the shade.Ji Yao put on sunglasses, opened the car door and sat in without haste. The jeep immediately started and drove towards the fighting training ground outside the dormitory area, leaving behind a fog of dust.Not long after he left, several Fords with the logo of "Internal Investigation Section" stopped at the gate of the recruit barracks, and then many men and women in suits got out of the cars, and the sharks of the Internal Investigation Section were dispatched.

The sky on the summer solstice was clear and open, sloping down to the hills lying on the coastline, disappearing in the dark blue mist.The sorrel, listlessly gathering its petals, was as bad as this dreadful Thursday.

The author says:

The episode "Recruitment" is purely a spoof, don't take it seriously.The real time bureau executive department listens to the party's command, can win battles, has a good style of work, and strictly abides by the "Regulations" and the "eight prohibitions" and "ten prohibitions".