[Gintama] The Story of Me and Curly Yaksha

My Story with Curly Yaksha 5

Afterwards, I crossed the lake smoothly, because Hayasaka Ori couldn't swim and had to let Yamada carry it on his back.Yamada didn't care, he laughed and said, "Azhi, you are too thin, you don't have any weight at all, you should eat more."

On this road on the mountain, we also encountered many strange alien creatures, which were probably released during the invasion of heaven and man, and multiplied on the earth, causing ecological invasion.

Hayasaka Ori is like an encyclopedia of alien creatures, knowing the characteristics and weaknesses of alien creatures like the back of his hand.After killing a slime-like alien creature, Hayasaka Ori went up and poked it, then turned to the team members behind him, "Do you want to eat?"

All the team members behind shook their heads like rattles, and Hayasaka Ori felt a little regretful: "It's a pity, this tastes good....Don't think I'm real."

Sakata Gintoki stared at dead fish eyes and complained, "It's because you nobles always eat this kind of food, that's why you always don't grow taller, and you always look like a bean sprout. If you go on like this, you will grow more and more like Slime Damn, look, your face has gradually turned green."

"Such scaring words are too old-fashioned, and such words can't even scare children." Hayasaka Ori couldn't help complaining back.

In joy4’s army, unless it’s Takasugi’s ghost army, if you stay in the army for a long time, you will be infected with the complaint virus over time, and you can’t help but want to complain about their sand sculpture leaders, Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro The army is the hardest-hit area, and almost all the people with lofty ideals in it will have developed an extremely powerful ability to complain.

After another two days, they finally arrived at the destination on time and had a round with Shinsuke Takasugi's Ghost Squad.The troops of Katsura Kotaro and Sakamoto Tatsuma haven't arrived yet, probably because there are still tasks to be completed.

Hayasaka Ori saw the true face of Takasugi Shinsuke. After all, in this era of people with lofty ideals everywhere, the fame of the Four Heavenly Kings of Fighting Barbarians really wanted very much. She has already mentioned two in Joy4, namely Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro, and now there is only Sakamoto Tatsuma who has not seen it.

Takasugi Shinsuke was petite than she imagined, but he had handsome features, short purple-black hair and emerald green eyes. Both he and Katsura Kotaro had the temperament of an elegant young master, not quite like soldiers.

The first thing after the troops converged was the handover of military affairs. Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke quarreled as soon as they met. It can be seen that they have a good relationship. After the quarrel, Takasugi Shinsuke asked Sakata Gintoki to hand over military affairs.

Takasugi Shinsuke originally thought he didn't do it again, after all, Sakata Gintoki hated making such paperwork, but he didn't expect him to yell at the back this time, "Azhi!"

"here."

A thin and dirty boy with black shaggy hair came out from behind. He walked up and handed over a piece of paper. "Mr. Takasugi, please take a look."

Shinsuke Takasugi took it over and took a look. The military affairs report above was written quite neatly. From the battles experienced during this period, the information collected, the remaining equipment, dry rations, and the number of people, etc., were all clearly written.

Contrary to his unsightly appearance, the handwriting on the report is quite beautiful.

Shinsuke Takasugi was very surprised, "This is?"

"Next is Hayasaka Orita, a passing refugee. Because he was born in a good background, he can read half a word." The boy explained with his head down.

"What the hell, there's no need to be so respectful to this dwarf." Sakata Gintoki said while picking his nose, and was kicked by Takasugi.

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After that, the two talked a little bit about military affairs in the barracks, and then Takasugi asked something about the boy.

"To know so much knowledge about alien creatures, that kind of information is not accessible to others unless it is a person with a very high status in the country. For example, the bureaucrats of the shogunate, the lords of the vassal land, and they have such a mind..." After listening to Sakata Gintoki's description gave Shinsuke Takasugi a guess.

"It's true that he said that he is a rich young master, but his past family background may be higher than we imagined."

"It doesn't matter, it's just a weak young master. That guy can't even swim, and he will die in the sun like a wood mushroom if he throws it away. There is nothing to worry about." Sakata Gintoki didn't care much. .

"That's right, in this troubled world, everyone is the same." Out of his own kindness, and even more out of his trust in his companions, Takasugi Shinsuke no longer doubted.He knew that although Yinshi looked like that on weekdays, in fact he didn't think about anything, and most of the time he knew better than anyone else.

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No one in the army doubts that Hayasaka Ori is a woman, not because Hayasaka Ori's men's clothing is too perfect.Mainly because... Hayasaka Ori is too dirty.

I haven’t taken a shower since I set out on the expedition, because the maids used to help comb and wash my hair. I don’t know how to take care of my hair. I even forget to wash my face without reminding me. My whole body is dirty, and the short hair I cut temporarily is also messy. .

Who would be able to tell even if she was a stunning beauty in such an appearance, and there is no woman in this world who doesn't like to be so clean.

In the eyes of others, this is a dirty and skinny brat. As long as no one reminds him, Hayasaka Ori doesn’t even wash his face. He’s even lazier than these big and thick guys. Every time we go to the bathhouse together, he will hide away. He looks like he hates taking a shower.

It has been two months since Hayasaka Ori joined the anti-barbarian army, and no one has seen him take a bath.It is common for boys not to like to take a bath, but it is really unprecedented for someone like Hayasaka Ori to not like to take a bath. In the end, even Sakata Gintoki couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey! You bean sprouts boy! Come in quickly! Mushrooms will grow on your body after not taking a bath for so long, and the bean sprouts will become pickles!" Sakata Gintoki hugged Hayasaka Ori's waist tightly, and Hayasaka Ori Yi hugged the pillar in front of the bathhouse, not letting go.

"I refuse, I hate bathing, I hate water." Hayasaka Ori let go of his hand, and both of them fell to the ground because of the strength, Hayasaka Ori took the opportunity to shrink down.Her body was soft as if she had no bones, and she slipped out of Sakata Gintoki's arms as soon as she was short, like a loach that couldn't be caught.

As soon as he slipped out, he ran towards the entrance of the bathhouse, and Sakata Gintoki also chased after him, shouting angrily, "What are you running?! Are you a ten-year-old brat who is having trouble with his mother?!"

Since that incident, Sakata Gintoki didn't dare to grab her too hard, for fear of being touched again, for fear that her whole body's bones would be broken like biscuits.

Of course, it is impossible for Hayasaka Ori to take a bath with others, that would reveal her gender, and the long-term pampered life has made her a disabled person of level nine, who has never bathed by herself, and is always served by maids .There was a time before when I carefully took a shower secretly, but because I didn’t know how to wash my hair, it hurt when the shampoo flowed into my eyes, and the more I rubbed it, the more painful it became.

This is the first time I know that taking a bath is such a difficult thing, troublesome.

To sum it up: ah, taking a bath is so troublesome, hiding your gender is so troublesome, washing your hair is so troublesome, and shampoo getting into your eyes is so troublesome... I really want to become cheese bread.

So I happily decided not to take a bath until I arrived in Edo, and waited until I found a good bathing service center in Edo before going to wash.

"It doesn't matter, even if you don't take a bath, you won't die. And as a person with lofty ideals, you have the dream of saving the world. Facing so many suffering people, how can you enjoy bathing alone. When I save the common people in the world, I will naturally I'm going to take a shower." Said Hayasaka Ori while running.

"Is the thought of the people with lofty ideals an excuse for you to avoid taking a bath?! And how many years will you have to wait until you take a bath!"

After about a few hundred meters, Hayasaka Ori was almost caught up by Sakata Gintoki, after all, the difference in physical strength between the two was too great.

Ahhh Captain Sakata is always so energetic, it's not tiring to make a lot of complaints while running.As expected of this manga, the multi-functional protagonist has both fighting, teasing, and full-fledged roles. Without physical strength, he is really not competent.

Hayasaka Ori stood still suddenly, pointed to the sky behind Gintoki Sakata and said, "Ah, Strawberry Parfait is flying in the sky."

When looking at Gin Sakata, even though she knew she was lying, her body stopped before her brain and turned back. Hayasaka Ori did not hesitate to take advantage of this opportunity to continue running wildly.

Sakata Gintoki, who had been tricked a lot, was furious, and chased after him at a faster speed, "Do you think I'm a child?! How could I fall for this kind of trick!"

"No, didn't you stop? It's completely tricked."

"No! I just turned back after hearing the call of the dessert goddess!"

"It's because Yin, you are too addicted to sweets, that's why you were tricked by this kind of trick." Ori Hayasaka felt a little tired, and he would definitely be caught if this continued, "Ahh, running away while complaining is really harmful to the body It’s a heavy burden, I really prefer to be the one who gets complained about than the one who complains about others. Ah Yin, just take not taking a bath as one of my character’s slots.”

"What is that?! It should be a person who loves others, rather than a person who is loved! Don't distort other people's famous sayings casually! And no one will complain about the kind of bad-smelling slots ! Let’s wait for the bottom of the character vote!”

At this moment, she saw a man with dark purple hair just coming out from the restaurant in front of her. Ori Hayasaka looked at him as if seeing a savior, and wished she could throw herself on him.

She grabbed Takasugi who had just come out in front, and hid behind him.At this time, she was so tired that she was out of breath, and she couldn't run anymore.

"Hey, don't run around on the street. The residents of this small town are already very afraid of us patriots. They might be kicked out if they cause damage." Gao Shan frowned and said impatiently, holding Carrying the bento I just bought.

"Bean sprouts! Don't think I can't see you because you're hiding behind Takasugi! Aoshan's small body can't stop you! Obediently come out and follow me to the bathhouse!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Takasugi threw his face with a lunch box, "You bastard is naturally curly, do you want to fight?"

"Come on, you Yakult dwarf!"

Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke will always quarrel when they meet, this is already a law that the entire anti-barbarian army knows.The hatred shifted, and Hayasaka Ori wanted to take advantage of the quarrel between the two and turn around to run away.

Just as soon as she turned around, she was grabbed by her shoulders, left and right. She turned her head silently, looking at Gao Shan and Yinshi, who had been arguing for a second, but now they were looking at her with extremely synchronized glares. Putting her hands on her shoulders from left to right, Hayasaka Ori only felt that he was stared at by Shura and Yasha at the same time, and broke out in cold sweat.

"Where do you want to run?" The two said at the same time.

Although the two like to quarrel, they have a tacit understanding when they are always on the outside.

All in all, Hayasaka Ori was dragged back to the bathhouse by Sakata Gintoki and Takasugi Shinsuke. Hayasaka Ori felt that this would not work, and would be exposed if it continued.Although this matter was originally the result of his own concealment, the two of them just wanted to take a bath by themselves, there was nothing wrong with it, but if the fact that they were women were revealed, they would not be able to gain a foothold here.

If he couldn't keep up with the exile team, and was left behind by the barbarians, he would not be able to survive in such a wilderness.

"Wait, wait a minute." Hayasaka Ori was sweating and struggling for the last time. She looked at Takasugi on the left, "I have something to say to Mr. Takasugi before taking a bath."

"What? Do you shorties have a small meeting before you take a bath?" Sakata Gintoki raised his eyebrows, "Don't you want to run away again? I advise you to give up. Takasugi is even more clean freak than me. He will take you in You must at least peel off your skin."

"Who is a dwarf!" Gao Shan gave him a blank look.

"That, that's that, I want to ask Mr. Takasugi which flavor of Yakult you should drink after taking a bath!" Hayasaka Ori made an excuse casually.

"Stupid! Of course I have to drink strawberry milk after taking a bath!"

Takasugi Shinsuke looked at her, but didn't answer. He and Hayasaka Ori looked at each other for a second, and didn't know what they knew from each other's eyes.

"I'll take him in for a wash, anyway, I'm fine." Gao Shan said with a cold face, and he gave Yinshi a look, "Yinshi, you go back and finish the military affairs! Hand it in to me tonight!"

"And you! Don't think about running away." He looked at Hayasaka Ori again, with his hands on the handle of the knife at his waist, his eyes were as terrifying as Shura's.

"Yes..." Ori Hayasaka swallowed and nodded honestly.

So Takasugi Shinsuke took Hayasaka Ori's wrist and walked into the corridor of the bathhouse, turning the corner to hide the sight of others, and the destination was not the bathhouse, but pushed away an unoccupied reception room in the corridor.There are only some tables, chairs and wine racks inside, which are for the guests to talk and rest after taking a bath.

"Okay, no one heard here, what do you want to tell me?" Takasugi Shinsuke let go of her hand, his eyes became very cold, and he looked directly at Hayasaka Ori.

"Didn't you doubt my identity before?" Hayasaka Ori's eyes also fell silent at this moment, without the vividness when he was fighting with Gintoki just now, but a kind of emotionless, extremely rational, as if Robot-like indifferent eyes.

Gao Shan froze for a moment, "So you know."

"Well, I knew from the first time I saw you that you have been doubting my identity." Ori Hayasaka chuckled as if thinking of something, "Although I planned to find a time to confess, but It’s a weird time to come across this.”

She just looked at Shinsuke Takasugi, put away her smile, and said seriously: "I can tell you all about my identity and the information I know, and I only have one request."