[Football] Midfielder

111 Dai Hua's Selfie (yy direction, enter with caution)

In the third round of La Liga No.30, Malaga beat Santander 5:1 in an away game, showing the king's spirit.

And those old opponents on the standings are feeling extremely tormented.

Especially Valencia, at the moment when the points battle is in full swing, they ushered in one of the two most feared opponents in La Liga, Real Madrid.

At the last juncture of this kind of points battle, the most feared encounter is this kind of strong enemy that turns La Liga into the Western Super League.

However, the schedule is fair, each club will play twice, home and away, as will Valencia, and so will Villarreal.Likewise, Malaga cannot escape.

In the eyes of many people, Malaga is even more pitiful.If the game has been stalemate like this, the winner will not be determined until the last round of the league.Then the Cosmos team Barcelona is undoubtedly the worst opponent, but Malaga will play against the Cosmos team for the second time in the No.30 eighth round of the league.

Let them see hope, and they are only one step away from the Champions League seat, or they are already in their hands, and they will be lost in the last round of the game. How tragic should this be?

Thinking about it this way, Valencia is considered lucky, because after 33 league rounds, their opponents are not a threat except for one Real Sociedad, which is a bit tricky.

Real Madrid's away game against Valencia, the Bat Corps, has always been the focus of La Liga. Although it is not as good as the Spanish national derby, it is still very interesting.

As for Malaga fans, this game has completely become a fan of Real Madrid.

If Real Madrid wins Valencia, it means that Malaga will overtake Valencia and jump to No.4 in the La Liga standings.Therefore, at the Mestalla Stadium, the fans who shouted for the Galacticos the most, apart from the Meilingers, must be the fans of Malaga.

With Real Sociedad's future star assisting Malaga God, helping them sit in the fifth place in the La Liga standings, when this game is coming, countless fans shouted to the Real Madrid boss to let them play for Malaga again. Add a god assist and let them sit on the fourth throne!

Real Sociedad has only one friend, Muris, and the whole Real Madrid team is a good friend of Muris!

Friends, the power that erupts is always infinite.

Under the Facebooks of Ronaldo, Kaka and Ramos, Malaga fans have the most presence.But the Malaga fans, compared to the fighting power of the Meilingers, are simply drizzle.

They found that under the Facebook of these bigwigs, they were suppressed by the momentum of the Meilingers as soon as they emerged.

——Real Madrid's strongest striker, must score a goal in this game!Your football elf is waiting to be loyal to the original owner!

—— Dai Hua is the most handsome!Get a hat and wear it at the Mestalla Stadium, and Mouris won't dislike you anymore~——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhJam goal is right, use the goal to let the ace of Malaga completely bow down under your suit pants!

Apparently, the Meilingers were even more excited than the Malaga fans.Especially the fans of several support clubs, who are already engaged in a fierce CP battle, how can they admit defeat at this time?

It seems that whoever scores more goals has more love for Murris.And under Kaka's Facebook, the screams came from the president of Kaka's support club.

The chairman personally put on the clothes, which shows how much the Meilingers attach importance to this game.

In addition to these three, Real Madrid captain Iker Casillas' fans left the most messages.

Saint Cassie, the No. [-] goal of the Spanish national team, is trusted by fans.In this game, in addition to the collective blossoming of the strikers and defenders, Saint Cassie gave Valencia a clean sheet, that would be handsome!

As for the little goldfish Ozil, the fans have not forgotten him.Malaga's ace is the only one who admits that he likes him. He must play his best and send the best pass!

In the face of the high enthusiasm of the fans, many fans who watched the game seriously expressed that they couldn't laugh or cry.Why these days, there are so many wolf men and wolf women, and they can rub shoulders in a CP battle even in a game?

This is not a football game, but a court drama, right?

Mulisi is so fragrant, and the Meilingers want to scratch at home so much?

However, even if it is not for the friends of those wolf men and wolf women, for the Galaxy Battleship itself, this game cannot be lost.

The La Liga standings, Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​are always at the top.And this season, Real Madrid under Mourinho has played a dream season and is expected to compete for the La Liga championship.At this time, a game cannot be lost.

Originally, it was just the fans of each family getting excited on Facebook, but I didn't expect these bigwigs to really see it, but a proposal from Ronaldo made all Meilinger and Malaga fans blow up.

"How about inviting Mouris to watch the game? Maybe we can make a bet on who can invite Mouris to watch the game. @kaka@Sergio-Ramos@Mesut-Ozil@ Iker Casillas @…”

All those in the team who paid attention to each other, Ronaldo @ again.

And as soon as this latest news came out, Ronaldo's Facebook page became lively.Of course, for the other few, their own fans rushed to them, advised them, and asked them to act quickly, so as not to be preempted by others.

As if this is a very challenging and sacred thing, the ultimate winner will be the hero among heroes and the king among kings.

Many people don't understand, isn't it just inviting a friend to watch the game, is it worth their excitement?

Many fans said with a smile, because the person who was invited was Murris, don't they think it's super challenging?But this kind of straight male cancer guy, how can they understand their fun. Not everyone can understand the charm of yy.

What made them so excited was that it wasn't just fans like them who were getting excited, but the bosses of Real Madrid responded!

I don't know what kind of expressions they will show when they see netizens leaving messages and clamoring for him to be with Malaga Ace?

I'm so excited that I can't sleep just thinking about it~

Regarding Ronaldo's proposal, everyone who was @'d replied.

Kaka: This proposal is good. Speaking of it, Murris hasn't watched our game yet.But Chris, do you think you really have a chance? @cristiano-ronaldo.

Kaka's last words came to light, and when Ronaldo made this proposal, countless Romi also expressed the same concern.

Master Shui and Dai Hua are just two poor children. Facing the cunning Murris, they can only be bullied.Moreover, according to Kaka's inadvertent disclosure, Murris instinctively refused their calls because he felt that Master Shui and Dai Hua were too wordy.

Murris will still answer his calls.Master Shui's, you can accept it or not.As for Dai Hua's, it's fine not to pick it up, and turn off the phone for safety's sake.

When Luo Mi heard about this, she imitated their family's Dai Hua one by one. She was a stupid little model with an unbelievable little silly look on her face.

Dai Hua, Dai Hua, what have you done, why are you treated like this by Murris?

But Ronaldo is full of confidence in this, and his facebook is full of proud farts, as if he is sure of winning.

Originally among these people, Kaka was the most likely to succeed.But Luo Daihua didn't pay attention to Kaka at all, and Kaka felt that there was a big problem with such a confident look.

Is it possible that Chris is sure to be able to persuade Murris, or has he grasped Murris' weakness?

Although with Chris's IQ, it is really difficult to convince him of this.

Master Shui's reply also came:

ah?Little Morris, he'd better not come, I'm nervous when he comes. @cristiano-ronaldo.

Nervous? @Sergio-Ramos.

Countless fans asked the same question.

I don’t know, I panicked ~@午斯基亚娜-纳尔多.

Ramos didn't say that he was killed, but the fans were confused.They all thought about how Mulis usually bullied their family Shuishui, seeing how frightened Shuishui was.

Only Ronaldo and Kaka are slowly recovering.

Could it be that the vice team hasn't crawled out of the fan's brain hole yet? This self-healing ability is too weak.That's right, if they are also run with the ball by fans who are pregnant and have children, I am afraid they will not dare to look directly at Murris' face.

Casillas and Mesut Ozil also responded in time.

Casillas: As for Murris, since I was his former captain, I should save face.He respects his current captain very much. @cristiano-ronaldo.

What Casillas said is actually quite reasonable. In the reality show "The Big Guys Are Coming", the only one who can control Malaga's ace is their old captain Arnau.

Many people say that Malaga Ace looks aloof, but he is actually a good boy who respects his teachers.They respect teachers and seniors a lot.

As a result, Casillas got the support of many people.

Mesut Ozil: I don't know his phone number, do I need to call it? @cristiano-ronaldo.

NO————

As the only little goldfish that Chena Mouris has ever admitted to liking, how could he not even know his phone number!

Muer's party was heartbroken, but the fans always gave the best ideas to mend their broken hearts, and they even automatically imagined a sadomasochistic love story.

The little goldfish, who was loved by Mouris from the bottom of his heart, was provoked and attacked by several big shots in the Real Madrid locker room.On the one hand, Xinjika, Xinjiluo and Xinjishui told Muris Mesut that he knew his phone number, but on the other hand, they kept a close eye on the little goldfish's every move.

Murris was waiting for the call from Xiao Jinyu, and Xiao Jinyu was suffering and crying~~ With Dai Hua's personality, killing an opponent is an opponent, and he is at a great disadvantage case.

But this time, countless fans were stunned. He generously gave Murris' mobile phone number... the first few numbers, and reminded Mesut to check the mobile phone text messages for the last four numbers.

The fans screamed excitedly at first, that silly Daihua, wouldn't he inadvertently make Murris' phone number known to everyone?

But who knew that this stupid and powerful person would actually make such a joke with them.

So, on this day, countless Luo Mi threw kitchen knives at their idols.

And Luo Daihua looked at the rows of blood-dripping kitchen knives on Facebook, and smiled brightly, exhilarated!

Kaka watched the whole thing, and couldn't bear it anymore.

How old is Chris, still doing such pranks like kids?

But none of them expected that the last four vacant numbers still aroused the enthusiasm of countless fans.Many fans' support clubs have assigned tasks to each of them, knocking one by one, trying one by one, maybe they can really get Murris' mobile phone number.

After getting the number, let's make a confession.If you don't like them, it's okay to accept their family's Daihua cardboard, Shuishui, Xiaojinyu and Xiaojia... to accept it.

Please call them brain-dead fans, thank you!

Murris, who was still training at the training base, didn't know that his mobile phone kept ringing.

Seeing that it was getting dark, Murris packed his backpack and returned home.

After taking a bath, Murris walked around the house uncomfortably in his bathrobe.He always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know why.

Until he saw that SpongeBob SquarePants fluttering in the wind on the balcony, he finally knew where he was uncomfortable.

"Hello—" Murris picked up the phone casually without taking his eyes off the fat phone.

"Murris, finally answered the phone, I know I called... stop! Don't hang up the phone, I'm really angry if you hang up again, Cristiano Ronaldo's phone, you must be careful when hanging up!" Murris didn't even look at it On the phone, reach out and press the hang up button.

Cristiano Ronaldo on the other end of the phone noticed his movement and hurriedly shouted: "Come and watch our game tomorrow——"

"Contest?"

"Well, Real Madrid played against Valencia, we won, you will be fourth, it is very important to you, come and see?"

In the same round of the league, some are compared on the same day, and some will be separated by one day.In this round of the league, Real Madrid and Malaga were not scheduled to be on the same day. Murris, who had just won the game, was able to relax in a good mood.

"want to rest."

"Without Murris like this, you played against Deportivo in the last game, and we all went to cheer for you."

"Then wish you win?"

"It's too dishonest, come here on time tomorrow."

Seeing a certain Mr. 9000 million, Murris began to be unreasonable, and wanted to hang up the phone directly.

Who knows that Ronaldo on the other end smiled sullenly.

"Murris, don't you want me to send you SpongeBob SquarePants so that you are willing to come here?"

"..."

"Okay, as long as you come over and say that you are invited by me, I will provide your fat times from now on. SpongeBob SquarePants, huh?"

"I didn't..."

"Don't tell me you don't like it? In the hundreds of yy novels about you that I've read recently, SpongeBob SquarePants is the main character. These authors think that you, with a deadpan face, have no resistance to such cute creatures. Power. Well, it’s the so-called cute contrast. I think it makes sense, and you also accepted the little fat times that the future star of the Royal Society gave you. Looking at that little fat times every day, you will definitely endure Can't wait to give it a try..."

The corners of Murris' eyes twitched, it was too bad to be so stupid that he could see through his mind!

However, "Chris, do you still have a hobby of reading novels?"

"A... ah."

"What novel are you reading, can you let me read it?"

"Shao Shao is here, so you won't like to watch it!" Luo Daihua, who was triumphant, was so frightened that his forehead sweated.

It's a joke, if Murris knows that they have been reading his YY novels, he will not be despised to death by him.

Moreover, when Murris said that sentence, countless classic bridges between him and Murris appeared in Ronaldo's mind.It looked pretty cool before, even Lei Dulei was cute.But at this moment, under the question of Murris, the thunderous plot these days is no different from the scariest horror movie.

"Maybe I can ask Sergio."

"Don't do it!!!" The fate of the deputy team is the most tragic, so don't torment him.No, it's none of his business that the deputy team died from the cold.Whether it's Murris the cunning fox or the vice-captain with a bad personality, he doesn't need sympathy. "Okay, you can ask, as long as the deputy team is willing to tell you."

Morris calmly returned to the original topic.

"Chris, does fat times count?"

"Huh?...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Don't tell me, Mulis, you really like... ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Ronaldo rolled directly on the ground, unable to get up with laughter.

"..."

The next day, Valencia faced Real Madrid at the Mestalla Stadium at home, and a reporter photographed Malaga ace Chena Mouris appearing at the match.

The Real Madrid boss looked at Chena Mouris who appeared in the away locker room before the game and sent them blessings, and couldn't help asking who invited him?

Ronaldo is majestic and heroic, with his head held high, accepting everyone's admiration.

"Murris, you are not really invited by Chris, are you?" Casillas asked in astonishment.

Although it was just a joking proposal, these Real Madrid bosses really called Murris.Long time no see, just treat it as a casual chat.

And when they invited Murris to watch the game, Murris said he would go.

Chris was also very calm this time, and it was difficult for him. He didn't happily go up until he saw Murris coming, and said that he thanked Murris for coming to watch the game for him.

Murris didn't even deny it, this is really not like Murris' style.

Until in the locker room, Cassie took the lead in expressing his doubts.

"Ah! Because Chris said that if I wanted to go, he would post a selfie on Facebook wearing SpongeBob SquarePants, so I came."

"Pfft—hahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahaha-"

The gangsters in the Real Madrid locker room have all laughed together, and Ronaldo, who was still complacent a moment ago, just stared blankly.

At this time, Casillas bumped into him with a smile, "Chris, you worked too hard to invite Mulis! Your fans know that they will scream and faint." Saying that, Casillas and Other teammates, quickly log on to Facebook and tell the fans this amazing news.

And after the game, Ronaldo will wear SpongeBob SquarePants and post a selfie. Within a few minutes, everyone knows it.

Careful Kaka, when everyone laughed at Ronaldo, he didn't miss the smirk that flashed across Murris' face.

Seeing Chris, who is protesting but has nothing to do with the children, Kaka sincerely sympathizes with her friend~