[Football] Midfielder

"Sergio, can a girlfriend named Mumu also play in La Liga?"

"...Did you write this?" Ramos, who was helpless, could only pretend to be confused.

"Did the author write about letting Chris and that little Mumu fall in love and kill each other on the court? It is said in the author's words. One represents Real Madrid, and the other represents horses... Ma, what, I haven't finished reading yet , the phone was taken back by you."

"Horse, Mallorca!" Master Shui was quick to wit.

"The team led by Coach Laudrup?"

"That's right!" Ramos read the thousands of yy brain-hole novels in his head, and started to make up a big show with Mulis, "You might not know it if you haven't read it before, it's called Little Mumu The girlfriend is actually a woman disguised as a man in order to play football with her favorite Chris. Because Chris only has football in his heart without her, she thinks that if she can really beat Chris on the court one day, she may be able to win him. heart of."

Ramos was almost moved to tears by his own IQ. Over the past 20 years, he was not as smart as he is today.

This is not ancient times, where filial daughters join the army instead of their fathers.

Professional football players, wearing jerseys every day, have to undergo physical examinations by the team doctor, collide on the court, and after playing a game, their bodies are soaked and sweaty!For women, thanks to these bastards, they can figure it out.

However, the blame for all this can be thrown to the stupid author.

"Women can also mix into men's teams?" Murris asked suspiciously.

"Hey, what's wrong with it, this is a novel, used by women for sex, you know they are always curious about the world of pure men. It's like in a boys' school, a beauty pretending to be a male student appeared, And everyone can't see it, it's often done like this in movies, haven't you seen it?"

Morris nodded, then shook his head again.

"No, it is also written in this article that Chris is struggling in his heart, thinking that he who has always liked women, how can he like a man?"

"Have you? Really, how much have you seen!"

Ramos muttered, flipping through the novel quickly, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time.Murris didn't urge him either, as if he really couldn't figure it out.

Master Shui threw off the phone domineeringly, went to Murris' bedside, and tried to explain to him.

"Actually, besides being a cross-dressing article, it's also a sex-transformation text. Transgender, OK, understand? It's a man before, and then a woman. For some reason, I have to pretend to be a man again. "

"..."

"By the way, there is rebirth, I forgot about that! Tell you this, and you will understand." Master Shui clapped his hands, thinking that he could become a screenwriter after retiring, and maybe even win an Oscar statuette. "This is a rebirth article first. The story happened five or six years ago. The heroine is called Mu Mu, little Mu Mu. The hero is the annoying Chris. He was still called Xiao Luo at that time. Little Mu Mu and Xiao Mu Mu Ronaldinho is a pair of homosexuals who are not favored by the outside world. They secretly dated for three years in pain and sweetness. As Chris became famous and became Mr. Football, he dumped Xiao Mumu and got together with a group of supermodel singers ..."

Morris was listening, still listening intently.

"Xiao Mumu is very sad, but he knows that he can't save Chris's heart. He left Spain and went to the Premier League to chase his dream. The Premier League style of play is not suitable for Xiao Mumu. Compared with Ronaldinho's Proud of the spring breeze, he played very hard. In a fierce confrontation, little Mumu was injured and was told by the doctor that he would never be able to play football again in his life." Ramos was about to burst into tears. Don't be so miserable, that stupid author treats you like this!

"Losing Chris, even football, Xiao Mumu is really hopeless. In the dead of night, he ended his life and left this world." How is it possible?That little Murris guy will commit suicide, a sow can climb a tree.But to Master Shui's embarrassment, he was tortured and cried by this passage.Thinking of how pitiful little Murris was, Lord Shui wanted to beat up a certain showbag for 9000 million.

This is the heartfelt voice of a certain Er Que who is too deeply involved in the drama~

"But he didn't really die, he found that he came back to life and became a beautiful woman. Then he saw TV, and he was in Spain a few years later, and Chris had become He became one of the most famous figures in football and has countless fans all over the world. The beauties around him came and went, and Xiao Mumu found that when he saw Ronaldinho again, he still liked him..."

"Oh." Mulis snorted, giving Shui Shui great confidence in piecing together stories from various novels.

"It's abusive, isn't it? The most annoying thing is that the underwear queen Yi Lianna appeared next to Xiao Luo, who made him be honest for several years. He met the right person. He thought it was time to let go, but not long after, news came that Chris was visiting nightclubs, dating young models, and parting ways with Elena."

What a scumbag, Shui Shui sighed!

In the countless novels he has read, although Chris is very likable and loved by the author as the male protagonist, they all like to take the trouble to write that he is a scumbag.

Look at Chris' character, it's much worse than his.

Those who wrote about him were also exaggerating, saying that he likes sibling relationships, and that he only associates with women who are at least ten years older than him.Ramos nodded. Although this is the case most of the time, he just knows how to take care of him because he is more at ease with older people.

"and after?"

"Seeing such a little Luo, little Muli...Little Mumu seems to have seen the lonely and rebellious Chris in the past. Although he blames him in his heart, he loves him from the bottom of his heart. If you meet the right one Man, it's possible to get Chris out of that shitty world, so let him be. He's reborn, he's a woman now, he's fair and entitled to Chris, he doesn't have to be afraid of anything He will not feel inferior when interacting with Chris, fearing that one day he will fear or even dislike this relationship."

Shui Shui was taken aback, and almost slipped his mouth, but luckily little Murris was so absorbed in the story that he didn't notice.

Murris glanced at Ramos unexpectedly, and there seemed to be appreciation in his eyes.It's just that Ramos was so engrossed in his invincible imagination that he didn't notice Murris' gaze.

"After that, little Mumu cut off his long hair, tied his chest, and resolutely entered Mallorca. Because of the foundation of his previous life and the fact that little Mumu was very talented, he quickly gained The trust of Mallorca coach Laudrup has been listed in the starting lineup."

"He has been waiting for the day to play against Chris, waiting and waiting until the seventh round of La Liga, when Real Madrid played against Mara at home... Lorca, little Mumu made a stunning debut and played the world-famous goal of the century Ball... The author of the name of the goal said that she will borrow many stunts and names in football, such as Flying Immortals, Free Kick Full Moon Scimitar, and Carlos's heavy bombardment. In short, the reborn Xiaomu Mu is omnipotent! Little Mulis’s is also among them. It’s not surprising if you see little Mumu’s God’s goal or God’s eye. Because the author said, your stunt is very cool, just use it Set it up."

Hello, why don't you just say that this person is Murris?Stupid Shuishui!

And the shrewd fox Mulis was once again "fooled" by Master Shui, and nodded his head to express his understanding.

"Xiao Mumu once again appeared in Chris's sight and successfully attracted his attention. And Chris didn't know what was going on. Ever since he played against Xiao Mumu on the court, he always felt that he was fighting against Xiao Mumu. There is an inexplicable sense of familiarity. And he found that little Mumu looked at him strangely, as if very sad..."

What a pot of dog blood!

But Ramos is a bit complacent. He must have a clear understanding of the bloody thunder anytime and anywhere.With his current cultivation, he can already be regarded as a hardcore football novel reader.

Don't even think about it, these days, he has read at least [-] novels about little Murris and Real Madrid's fallen angels.

Ramos couldn't help looking at Murris again, why are so many people willing to find Sippy for little Murris?Little Murris is not as promiscuous as Chris, nor is he like Ricardo who smiles and smiles all day long, with a poker face all day long.

Most of the author's explanation is the abstinent Murris, which always makes people want to fall down and see him differently.

In addition to many related BL novels, there are more romance novels.All kinds of women make little Muris want to die for them. Little Muris's gentle smile, indulgent touch, and superficial and beautiful kiss make Ramos seem to be entangled.

Instead of letting little Murris be abducted by a group of strange women, let's watch him form Sippy with men.At least Chris Ricardo has played football, and Maurice Jr. will not give up football for the woman he loves at every turn, and regard her as the most important existence in his life.

But it seems that in this novel, Chris regards little Mumu as the most important existence.Master Shui is conflicted, but now he is the one who makes up the story, so he can say whatever he wants!

"and after?"

"Hey! Little Murris, do you like to listen to it very much!" Ramos smiled. It is rare that Little Murris likes to hear him talk so much. "Who thought I was talking too much before?"

Murris raised the corner of his mouth and flicked Ramos's earrings.Ramos felt the pain and covered his ears, "Okay, okay, you are amazing, so I don't care about you."

"Little Mumu became famous in the first battle, and then he became more and more out of control, leading the horse... Loca defeated many opponents all the way, and he was cooler than you in Malaga. In 38 rounds of the league, Mallorca won 25 rounds in a row. , Seeing that I think playing football is really an easy thing.”

Ramos couldn't help but spit out.

"Little Mumu completely attracted Chris' attention, and because of one incident, Chris knew the little-known secret of Little Mumu? Hehe, guess what it is?"

"Know that he is...a woman?"

"NO, I guessed that you would say that. Chris once went to a nightclub and met a drunk horse...Lorca Ace, he was very interested and sat down to talk to him." Ramos successfully cut into the drunk plot here Luo Daihua has also read the yy novel by Murris and Cassie, and it is a hit.

"Little Mumu was so drunk that he finally fell into Chris's arms." Ramos was a little embarrassed. It seemed that this was how he picked up girls. Many men hoped that such a good fortune would come to their door.Even the inner thoughts of Chris described by the author are thinking that it would be great if this football upstart was a woman.

But it was too blatant, and Ramos refused to tell Murris.

"As a powerful opponent on the court, Chris couldn't leave him there. Besides, Chris found that there was always a strange feeling watching him, and couldn't help but want to get close to him. He brought little Mumu back to himself When helping him to the bed, he heard little Mumu call his name..."

No matter how thick-skinned Luo Daihua is, hearing a man's confession is still horrifying.

"The two of them kept a secret in their hearts. Little Mumu forgot what he said after waking up, and Chris didn't mention it anymore. Then things began to develop in an uncontrollable direction. Chris found that he was obsessed with that little Mumu He cared so much that he couldn't understand it himself. He even found a lot of fan movies to watch. These people didn't have a good end, so Chris retreated and told him that he was just hot-headed and would soon die. never mind."

Ramos scratched his head, entangled in this fucking plot, he really wanted to post the ending here, but when he saw the look in the eyes of little Murris gesturing him to continue, he could only keep talking.

"Xiao Mumu went back full of thoughts, Chris made him lose his usual calmness, and although he didn't say anything, it's not that he didn't have the slightest impression of what happened last night. He seemed to say something he shouldn't have said in his memory Chris looked at him differently than before. It made him feel complicated, because he was injured in training, and he probably won't be able to play again."

"It scares him, because that's how his career was ruined in his previous life. It also means that he can no longer accompany Chris, and he is not even qualified to fight him. He is very depressed, I don’t know why I insist on it for so many years, but nothing has changed. He doesn’t want to insist anymore, he also imitated Chris and began to linger in the flowers, and even broke the scandal that he was with a man.”

"Chris found that he was more worried about him than he thought, and he didn't want him to give up on himself like this. From Chris' point of view, he was also partly responsible for this. Chris wanted to pull him back, but he laughed at Chris for being sentimental. Fool, he actually doesn't know anything."

"Chris was so frustrated that he let himself leave him alone. After three months like this, he found that little Mumu appeared on the court again and led Mallorca to win the Champions League that year. No Everyone knows what little Mumu has experienced in the past three months, but only knows that when he returns to the court, he is more ruthless than ever, like the sharpest and coldest scabbard, making his opponents tremble!" Ramos Switched freely to a Sippy novel by Neymar and Mouris.

He is very surprised that these two people who have no intersection will be grouped by fans. It can only be said that YY has no distinction between national boundaries, distances, skin colors, and genders.As long as there are people, there is yy.

"When playing against Real Madrid, little Mumu was more ruthless than ever. He didn't show any mercy to Chris, and humiliated Chris with people and goals on the field. The little Mumu who played off, we queens of Real Madrid The defensive line was completely ignored by him, and we poured eight eggs into our Real Madrid in one game! What a fuck! When our Real Madrid is a bad dish, dare to say eight!" Although it is a novel, Master Shui still can't help but get angry .

In fact, the author wrote eleven eggs in the original text. Master Shui felt that it was too cheating, so he deliberately omitted three eggs, but he still felt that this score made people want to beat that stupid author to death every minute!

"Real Madrid regards that game as the biggest shame. The two teams became deadly rivals, and the enemy has a narrow road. Chris never likes to lose. He was also suppressed by Xiao Mumu in the whole game, which made him very ashamed. His self-esteem was shattered. He felt that Xiao Mumu was deliberately humiliating him, and he would be so ruthless when we met again after three months of absence. He asked him to explain why he offended him, so he wanted to target him like this. "

"Chris, who was in a rage, flew away in the car. During the process of questioning and pushing, one hand accidentally pressed down on Xiao Mumu's..."

"Ok?"

"Chest." Ramos scratched his head, he is not such a person who dare not speak, even if it is a dirty joke, he and his teammates will talk non-stop without pressure.

But because this person is little Murris, he is very scrupulous about speaking.

Even Ramos himself didn't know what was going on.

Perhaps it was because of the seriousness of the young Murris, and it is very likely that he would be "despised" by saying these things to him.

"Know that he is... a woman?"

"what!"

"anything else?"

"No, I, I... I just saw this, and I haven't had time to look at it later."

"Why is it different from what I saw?"

"Then what do you see?" With only ten thousand words, how can you still say flowers?

"I saw your name."

"...Ah, there is me, Real Madrid's number one striker, and no one can do without me." Ramos immediately accepted other people's jokes.

He picked up the water on the bedside table and took a sip.I have just told such a long story, but now I am really dry.

"I saw you forcefully kiss little Mumu."

"Pfft——" Ramos spewed out a sip of water like this. Murris quickly picked up his small pillow and blocked it in front of his face to avoid being sprayed by Ramos.

"Sergio, this is terrible, how can you rob Chris's girlfriend?"

"A novel, this is a novel!" Ramos waved his hand, "And which one are you reading!"

"As for the book in your hand, didn't you say you haven't finished reading it yet?"

"Ah." Apart from ah, there seemed to be nothing else to say.

Master Shui, who was brave enough to tell stories before, was once again confused by Murris.

Is he going to step in between Chris and little Morris in this book again?It's really miserable for him to be cannon fodder!

"And Sergio, are you familiar with Torres?"

"Fernando, of course I'm familiar, what does it have to do with him?"

"Oh, I saw the author said that he is a water trustee, and he also yelled that Master Shui belongs to Tonyu!"

"Uh--"

After a long time, I heard Master Shui jumping.

"Little Murris, how much and where have you looked!" He didn't find it!

"Didn't you say that you haven't finished reading the rest, and you can see it when you turn back."

"I don't believe it! It's impossible to see so much in just a few minutes."

"I see things very quickly."

"..."

"I don't think you're in the mood to read novels anymore. Would you like to lend me a read? I think it's pretty good. Well, little Mumu, and... Tuobao?"

"No." Ramos hugged his mobile phone tightly. He has thousands of novels on it. If little Murris knows that he has such bad tastes, he will be ashamed to see him in the future.

It doesn’t matter if it’s Chris and Ricardo or the five fallen angels. If Murris wants to withstand the experience of the sky thunder, he won’t stop him, but there are countless reverse cp novels about him and little Murris.Although his original intention of reading these novels against the thunder was rolling, he just wanted to see if the author had the insight to reverse Xipi again.

But in the end, he was very disappointed.

He was already planning to delete these novels, and he specifically looked for Ricardo and Chris Ni CP's articles to read.He had to balance his heart, otherwise he couldn't let go of this breath.

Morris didn't give up.

"You tell me your name, and I'll search for it myself." As he spoke, Murris took out his cell phone.

Master Shui became nervous now, wouldn't his search open a door to a terrifying new world?

He absolutely must not let Murris see how stupid he looks in these articles!

"Little Murris, little Murris, don't do it." Ramos rushed over and held Murris' hand. "Looking at these is the most time-consuming thing. I usually turn off my phone." As he said, Ramos threw his phone back and persuaded Murris sincerely: "I'm from here. The novel wasted a lot of training, little Murris, don’t follow my old path. Listen to me, forget this episode, don’t think about it again, you don’t need to read these, you just need to concentrate on training.”

"I'm not addicted."

"That's not okay, reading those e-books hurts the eyes."

"...I'm curious about what was written in the book that made you move so much."

That being the case, Ramos shook his head, "In this way, from now on, little Murris can listen to whoever he wants. I have read all these novels, and I will tell you specifically in the future. Is this all right? You don't need eyes, You don’t need your hands, you can hear all the stories with just two ears, how wonderful!”

Murris nodded, that's really good.

"I still want to watch quietly..."

Ramos stomped his feet, "Little Murris! You have never heard of my big brother before. Seeing that I have covered you so many times, just let those novels go, don't touch them."

Ramos was as anxious as a monkey, and Mouris nodded unexpectedly this time.

"Okay, tell me."

"Yeah!" Master Shui jumped up happily, "My little Murris is finally willing to listen to me once—"

Ramos rolled onto the bed intoxicated, hugged the quilt, and rolled himself into a cocoon.

Mulis looked at Ramos rolling around on the bed, and suddenly smiled.