[Football] Midfielder

149 Meng Meng da group of four ~ "Brother Muris, this fat man with two eyes is so cute, can you let me take him home?" The little flea rubbed his eyes and the fat man refused to let go, and looked at Muris with big eyes expectantly .Under such a pair of eyes, no one can refuse.

Alan Cha was so frightened that he didn't dare to vent his anger. There was an absolute taboo in Xiao Mumu's place: If you dare to touch his doll, even your best friend will die!

The calm and calm little Mumu will become very scary when facing these cute little guys ~ Messi sees that the situation is not right, so he steps forward to take down the fat boy with eyes in the little flea's arms, "Ku Ta, if you like, I can buy it for you when you go back." But Messi didn't take it away as he wished, because the little flea not only didn't let go, but hugged it even tighter.

"No, I just like Brother Murris, the things here are much cuter than those in the store!"

"Be good, Kuta."

"No, no, I want this." The little flea dodged Messi's big hand, and finally just lay on Maurice's bed, pressing bob with his body, and didn't give anything...

Alan Tea almost smoked because of the fright. Little Mumu, who is obsessed with cleanliness, usually can't be sat on his bed by others, but that little golden retriever is actually leaning on it? !

Alan Cha turned his head and stared at Murris, fearing that he would have an attack, so he went up and killed the little golden retriever.

What surprised Alan Cha was that Mulis was not angry, but his face softened by two points.

Looking back on the bed, the little flea was itching like an earthworm on the bed because of Messi's tickle, but no matter how much he screamed, little Bob was scratched to death by him.

Messi had no other choice, straightened up, and shrugged apologetically at Murris.

"I'm so sorry, Murris, Kuta always turns into a child when he robs people. He is the same at home. No one can rob him unless Celia personally." But his mother Celia , It would be nice not to give other children's toys to Kuta, how could it be possible to help them ask for things from Kuta?

"Bob has been squashed, just give it to him." If he read correctly just now, the little flea deliberately dripped two drops of saliva on Bob's yellow body.No matter how reluctant Murris was to part with the little doll, he couldn't help feeling disgusted with this minion that was stained with flea saliva.

"Thank you, Brother Murris!" The little flea was happy, and hugged the little yellow man into his arms, and ruthlessly trampled on it.

Messi rubbed the flea's little yellow fur helplessly. When he was a guest at someone else's house, he didn't know how to pay attention to his image.He was obviously afraid of Murris, why was he so relaxed at this moment?

Before the little flea could stare at the other dolls, Alancha led him out of the room very discerningly this time.But the little flea had sharp eyes. When he was coaxed out of the room, he saw a few green panties fluttering in the wind outside Murris's balcony.

Just when Murris felt that something was wrong and was annoyed why he didn't take back his clothes, the little flea's eyes were as bright as two small light bulbs, and it jumped to Murris' balcony.

"Wow, Brother Murris, are these your panties, look so good~"

"No, it belongs to the fat old man." Murris decided to let his fat old man take the blame for him, because he really couldn't bear Messi's confused face for a moment, and the curious baby like little flea.

Messi was really confused, and when he realized it, he was laughing like crazy.

He once saw a post-match news about Malaga's match against Real Sociedad. Real Sociedad's talented teenager gave Mouris a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants underwear, which was regarded as a joke by many people in the football circle.

Now it seems that Griezmann Amway has succeeded. Malaga Ace loves SpongeBob SquarePants very much. There are so many SpongeBob SquarePants panties outside, but it is very spectacular.

Seeing this scene, Messi really wanted to take a picture of it and put it on Twitter.I don't know how Murris' fans felt when they saw this scene.

Wow, he's a very serious guy, only Kuta would do this kind of thing, he can't be childish like Kuta.

"Oh~ so my uncle is such a modern and fashionable person! I really admire them! These SpongeBob SquarePants are so cute~" The little flea walked over, brushed the two SpongeBob SquarePants with his small hands, and then turned his head brightly, revealing the same clothes as before. The same expectant big eyes.

"Brother Murris, can I get two of these panties? They're so cute, I'll wear SpongeBob SquarePants too—"

Everyone knew that these panties belonged to Murris, but the little flea didn't seem to care.Well, according to Messi's judgment, Coulthard is pretending to be confused again.

But, well, what does Coulthard want Mouris's panties, and want to bring them... Is it?Shouldn't it? !

Messi's head exploded, looking at that heaven-defying little flea, he just felt a headache.

Alan tea shook her head, constantly shaking her head.

Little Mumu, even if you are facing that little golden retriever, you can't lose your IQ at this time!The seemingly innocent little golden retriever is actually a little fox.He has the underpants of many big-name players in the circle, but he sells them for a lot of money.If you don't want your panties to be snapped up by countless people, don't refuse him carelessly!

"No, you can't." Murris' words came over.

Alan Cha breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, in front of the cute thing, little Mumu still retains a little sanity.Little dolls are easy to talk about, just give it to the little golden retriever.The panties are different, they will explode!

Although Alan tea also wanted to watch the show, she felt that she had an obligation to maintain Murris' image.Well, even Xiao Mumu's panties have been collected so quickly, then the next thing will hardly be impactful.

"Isn't it possible? Didn't Brother Murris say that Uncle is very generous, and it shouldn't be a problem if you have a pair of panties."

"Those are worn."

"I'm too embarrassed to say anything about the new one, but I can just wear the old one."

"..."

"I can get you two new ones if you like. There's plenty more in the fat old man's room."

"Kutta, don't be too willful." Messi thought of what the little flea would do next, and felt that he must stop him now.

"...Okay, okay, I want a new one. Although the new one is not as valuable as the worn one, it is said that Brother Murris held it in both hands. There must be many people who are willing to pay a lot of money." The voice of the little flea As the conversation got lower and lower, a person muttered there.

"What did you say?" Morris asked.

"It's nothing, thank you Brother Murris! I'm very happy, it really is the best place to come to Brother Murris! There are chickens, Bob with eyes, and SpongeBob's panties, it's really awesome!"

When leaving the balcony, the little flea glanced back at the SpongeBob SquarePants panties fluttering in the wind, thinking that if there are so many of them, I will take one when I go back, Brother Murris will not find it, huh?

It was still early, and the little flea sitting in the room was yelling about being bored.Not long after, he carried two footballs and stood in front of Messi, Murris and Alan Tea.

"Leo, Brother Murris, Sister Alancha, let's play a game!"

"What do you want to play?" Morris asked.

"Sister Alancha and I are in a team, and Brother Murris is in a team with Leo. Let's play a game of grabbing the ball, shall we?"

"Are you in a team with Alan tea?" Alan tea doesn't know how to play football.

"Hmm! I'm going to be in a team with Sister Alancha. If our team scores a goal, Brother Murris will give me a pair of panties, okay?"

It turns out that the purpose of this little golden retriever is to bring her, who can't play football, to make little Mumu and Messi's team take it lightly, and it happens to negotiate terms with them.

Their group doesn't need to win, they only need to score a goal to get a small gift.

Who said that this little flea is a combination of an idiot and a naughty idiot, with such an IQ, it will lose a group of idiots in seconds.

And Alan Cha also discovered that this little golden retriever was the only one who could take advantage of Murris so far and made Murris reluctant to fight cruelly.

"Okay." Morris readily agreed.Unworn SpongeBob SquarePants, he will give him as many as he wants.

Anyway, his SpongeBob SquarePants panties had been promised by some 9000 million Mr.

In other words, if they lose, Dai Hua pays the bill.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let's have a big fight!" Before the game started, the blood of the little flea was already on fire!

Every goal is exchanged for vain euros, no wonder this little flea is so excited!

"...Ah." Alan Cha felt like an idiot for himself.

"Sister Alancha, be more motivated! Although Brother Mouris and Leo are very powerful together, I am very strong!" The little flea habitually squatted down and made a coaxing posture of Popeye, making Alancha feel good about it. Their group was even less hopeful.

She felt that if she and this little flea were to have a team name, they could be called a combination of fools.

And Messi and Xiao Mumu are a typical elite combination.

From a fool to an elite, the only thing she can expect is that "fools are blessed with fools".

On a small court in the backyard, the little flea was wearing a small green jersey, jumping around like chicken blood.

Alan Cha also changed into a set of sports clothes, because she is a football agent, and she usually loves sports.Although he can't play football, he still knows the rules and some ostentation.

Messi and Mouris were there to warm up gracefully and discuss tactics there.

They didn't have to do this to deal with two fools.But neither of them is an arrogant person, not to mention that although Alan Cha is a layman, the strength of the little flea cannot be underestimated.

And the little flea has always been known for being cunning and deceitful, and he keeps making tricks on the field, which is very troublesome for his opponents.Even Murris and Messi dare not underestimate that pair of fools.

"I'll be serious." Murris said, looking at the little fleas scurrying across him.

"Don't worry, I won't release the water." Messi smiled and looked at the little flea that had already started to agitate. "You still have to be careful. Kuta offered to play this game. There must be a trick."

"Ah."

"Sister Alancha, did you notice that those two were discussing tactics."

"It always feels a little redundant."

"Sister Alancha, don't underestimate me. Those two masters know to focus on guarding against me, and you should also face up to my strength."

"Okay, okay, our little Jin is a well-known cunning little devil star, how dare I underestimate you."

"Xiao Jin?" The little flea tilted his head, this nickname is so strange.

"You are Xiao Jin, how about it, do you like it very much?" You can't call him Xiao Jin, can you?

"Sister Alancha really doesn't know how to call me, just call me Beibei, I like this name."

"Xiao Jin is also very cute."

"I'm a man, so you can't just describe me as cute." The little flea pouted, like a big frog.

Alan Cha felt that the little ghost in front of him was so cute, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed it vigorously.

"It's not allowed to pat your head either. It's okay to be patted by a man. For sister Alancha, you should be responsible for patting your head."

"How do you think I'm responsible?" Alan Cha asked jokingly, would this brat let her marry him?

"It's nothing, just go to the set every day and bring me something delicious."

"So simple?" Then she still doesn't touch casually?

"Sister Alancha said that she is a person capable of great things. The first time I saw Sister Alancha, I believed so firmly."

"Why are you praising me all of a sudden?"

"It's the same this time. Teaming up with Sister Alancha is because of her unfathomable potential."

"Why is my back a bit chilly when you praise me?"

"Leo will be handed over to me. Sister Alancha will help me hold Brother Muris back?"

"You value me too much, I can't do it."

"Sister, you have to have confidence in yourself. Brother Morris won't be cruel to women."

"No, you're wrong, your brother Murris won't be cruel to you, but maybe to me..." Alan Cha struggled and shook his head, feeling that the future was really bleak.

Alancha found that not only Murris would automatically lose his IQ when facing this little monkey, but even her IQ didn't know where it was lost.

This little monkey is too spooky!From this point of view, Xiao Mumu's old fox traits are more likable.At least little Mumu doesn't want to harm her, this brat is merciless!

"Well, I'll hold Messi back, and you'll deal with your brother Murris." Messi's character looks good and humble, and when facing him, she might leave a whole body behind.

"I am sure that Leo will let me go, but I am not sure that Brother Mouris will show mercy to me." The little flea rarely told the truth.

"Messi will put water on you?" Alan tea shook his head, "Murris will remind him, he must work harder than usual."

"..."

"what happened?"

"I think what my sister said makes sense."

Then the little flea and Alan tea changed positions, and the two sides crossed the attack. The first to score ten goals was the winner.If the little flea still misses one goal after scoring ten goals with the combination of Messi and Murris, then the little flea will have to accept the punishment of the two.As long as one goal is scored, the little flea will be rewarded.

The game started, and the little flea got the ball first.

With the ball by the little flea, Messi was the first to block him.

"Kutta, hand over the ball obediently, I don't want to touch you."

"Crazy tone, Leo, even if it's you, I'll make you a fool!" The little flea smirked like a little devil, and then accelerated towards Messi.

Messi kept backing away. He didn't take the initiative to base on the little flea, but he also stood in front of him tightly, so that the little flea couldn't find a chance to break through.

Murris stood not far behind Messi. Even if the little flea broke through Messi, there was still one person standing in front of him.

The little flea didn't seem to be in a hurry, he tried his best to break through, and at the same time, his eyes were abstracted from the opponent's door.

Alan tea had already sneaked to the opponent's goal, and the little flea saw that the time was right, so he happily passed the ball.

"Hey! Leo, you've been tricked." The little flea was very proud, and the ball reached Alancha's feet smoothly.

Seeing the goal approaching, Alancha was about to hit it happily.There was a sudden blur in front of his eyes, and the ball under his feet was taken away.

"What's going on?" When Alan Cha turned his head, Murris had already rushed to the opposite court with the ball.The little flea wanted to go up to defend, but was blocked by Messi, and watched as Murris hit the ball into the goal.

"Kutta, I let you pass the ball on purpose."

"Huh?" The little flea scratched his head.

"The ball is at your feet, even if it is me, it is very difficult to steal it. As long as you hand the ball over, then your combination will not be a threat. The one in front of the goal is the fast-footed Murris, Miss Alan Tea can't break through him."

In other words, Alan Tea has completely lost its effect in this combination. As long as they continue to use the same tactics, the little fleas will not even be able to score the opponent's goal.

"I still have a way!" The little flea put his hands on his hips, "Don't be complacent, Leo, it was just a small test, I still have at least a hundred ways to break through your gate. Let Brother Mouris get ready Pants, I'll laugh them all off."

Messi smiled and patted the little flea's head, "Kuta, let's get this right first, even if you lose, you can't be really angry."

"Got it!" Little Flea turned around, he was very upset now.

"The one who is angry is the puppy." Messi stretched out a finger, and the little flea bit when he saw it, and Messi pressed it against the head familiarly.

"Well, if you promise me not to steal Murris's panties, I will release water moderately during the game."

"I just……"

"Think about it before answering. I'll only ask you once. If you say no, I'll be serious about it."

The little flea was angry and stared at Messi, but finally he was discouraged first.

"Okay, I can promise you, but you must remember to help me at the critical moment. It would be great if I could score an own goal."

Messi clicked on the greedy little flea, "You treat me as you, kicking own goals at every turn?"

"No way, I'm obviously much better this year!"

"That's Garro, Kuta."

Messi smiled and returned to his own half, receiving the scrutiny of Mouris.

"Kurta asked me to release the water, and I promised him. But I will see what happens, and those words are just to comfort Kuta."

Murris didn't believe it, Messi would lie to him, but he wouldn't lie to the little flea.

He was wrong, he thought Messi would be a very principled person.Well, Messi often forgets about principles in the presence of that little flea.

All he had to do was keep the flea happy.

What's more, it was a game, no one took it seriously, how could he let that little flea be beaten up by them?If he is unhappy, it will be Messi who will have a headache.

He knew this all too well to know what he was about to do.

But then, Murris was a little surprised. Whether it was offense or defense, Messi did everything impeccably.

The little flea lay on the ground dejectedly, screaming because of being passed and robbed.

Leo, that guy is not only not waterproof, but also stronger than before.

The little flea winked at Messi, it was already the eighth ball, let the water go quickly, or it would be too late.

Unexpectedly, Messi pretended to be stupid with him, making the little flea want to bite him to death.

"I fell for it, Leo is bad."

"How do you say that?"

"Hmph! Leo must have told me on purpose that he was going to release water, so that I would trust him and not use all my strength when defending him."

"Did he really tell you that he wanted to release the water?"

"Having not played with him for a year, Leo has become tricky."

"Then what to do now, we lost with only two goals."

"I'm not so easy to deal with. If you dare to fool me, I'll stare at him to death!"

"What about Morris?"

"Sister Alancha, you will be the goalkeeper for the next two goals and stand in front of the goal..." The little flea leaned forward and whispered a few words in Alancha's ear.

Alan Cha was startled, then shook her head. "No, I can't do it."

"Sister Alancha saw that I was deceived so badly by them, don't you think this is a great shame for our group?"

"...That's right, but wouldn't it be too exaggerated?"

"They can use tricks, so can we. Huh, and it's the strongest beauty trick, Sister Alancha, I have to believe in your charm!"

"I never doubted my charm, but I doubt you."

"what?"

"Whether you three are considered men, when you face a beauty like me, you don't even look at me, and you still bully me like this. Look at me lying on the ground, and you don't even come to help me..."

It wasn't just the little flea who was wronged, Alan Cha, the powerful sister, was actually very annoyed!

Messi dribbled the ball very well, although he did not collide with her when facing her with open hands to block.But he dribbled the ball so fast that he even brought her down.

Little Mumu completely forgot how many cute dolls she got for him. When he shot, the ball whizzed past her ear.She was so frightened that she fell to the ground and dared not get up for a long time.

"Sister Alancha, you can blame Leo and Murris, but for me who is also lying on the ground and grazing, you can forgive me a lot."

"Yes, you yourself are worse than me."

"Do as I say, and they will be the ones to suffer."

"Are you really sure?"

"Hmph! That goes without saying."

On the other side, old Murris returned to the place where he lived with some fresh fish and chickens. He opened the door and found that there was no one in the living room.

Faintly hearing human voices from the backyard, Old Murris walked over enthusiastically, and saw a scene that made him click his tongue.

The little flea was lying on the ground, hugging Murris' leg, and biting with its mouth——

In front of the goal, Messi was about to shoot, when he saw Alan Tea who was dancing and blowing kisses to him, his feet were unsteady.

This is Messi's first shot missed today, and the Fools are also the first time to intercept the attack of the successful elite group.

"Sister Alancha, counterattack!" At this moment, old Murris heard a little golden retriever shouting.And at this time, he finally let go of the mouth that was biting Murris' thigh.

This kind of bad move has been used, and if he stops Kuta again, it will never end with him.

So Messi spread his hands and watched Alan Cha walk past him with the ball.Murris wanted to stop it, but the power of a certain "mangy dog" should not be underestimated.

"Yes, that's it! Sister Alancha, break through their gate in one fell swoop!"

Little Flea was so excited, Alan Cha was so happy that her legs were limp, she was about to shoot!

However, her shooting skills were not good at all, and because of her joy, she flicked her feet, and the ball slipped away from the goal post——

"Ah!—" The little flea was completely powerless, lying on the ground like a salted fish. "Let me die, why are you so cruel to me?"

"..."