[Football] Midfielder

204 If you are a girl, you should be married~

Maurice returned to Malaga that day, and it was getting cold, so he bought a gray scarf for the fat old man.He disliked him quite a bit, and Murris knew the fat old man's hobby. The older he got, the more he liked bright colors.But he will not fulfill him. A fat old man who is a bit neurotic, and wearing a rhubarb or red and green scarf, is simply a replica of an idiot.

Even so, the fat old man still displayed all the way home from his own flavor shop.

Chubby body, surrounded by a large scarf.When you see someone you know, you go to meet them from afar.When others said that his scarf was "special", he proudly said that it was brought back by his Chener when he was playing outside.

Then I saw those old friends winking their eyes, and it was difficult to hold back a sentence, "This is really good, Wilson, I really envy you, you have a son who is willing to buy a scarf for dad."

"Thank you, my Chena is so good, even though everyone says he is a boring gourd." Old Murris shrugged, smiling so much that one could not wait to step on his wrinkled face.

As Mulis became more and more famous, there were many fans of him in Malaga almost every day.

The flavor shop of Old Murris is also a gathering place for fans.When the fat old man presented the scarf like a treasure, these fans were more excited than the old Murris. They squeezed up one by one and patted the long gray scarf on the old Murris.

Then upload it online.

Regardless of the small incident of buying a scarf, Murris, who made a big splash in the last 15 minutes of the Spanish national team, has earned enough attention.

Even the Spanish media reported on it.

For example, after a pass and a shot in the qualifiers, Malaga's talented midfielder was proud and bought a scarf for his father.

What is the development of this matter?

Even Murris, a military adviser, did not expect that buying a scarf would bring about the following series of developments.

That was as miraculous as it could be.

First around Murris himself.

When the scarf that Murris gave to the fat old man went viral on the Internet, it attracted a large number of fans to discuss it.Murris, who was originally popular in La Liga for a season with his handsome and outstanding image, and is likely to sweep Europe this year, has caused countless fans to joke again after the Murris emoticon package.

——Although Mouris is handsome, the scarf he chose is really ugly!The eyes of my male god, alas!It's hard to say.

——233333, Murris is quite cute~ I imagine him choosing a scarf for his fat old man, 5555, if I am the one who is given the scarf, I will wear it every day when the galaxy is ugly.

——Am I the only one who thinks he chose such an ugly scarf on purpose~——hahahaha!Murris has a dark belly, and the possibility of this is very high.

——His old background and his teammates have exploded, don't look serious on the outside, but in fact they have a bad stomach 23333333~——Know!Everyone in Malaga is afraid of him, hapless little Luke~ Such remarks are still normal, but slowly they are going in a direction that cannot be controlled.

It began to spread on the Internet that Murris is actually a black-bellied and coquettish man, with a calm mind, gorgeous golf skills, and a domineering president's line, but he has a face of abstinence.

It can be attacked and accepted, if you are a woman, you should be married!

It was the last sentence, which became popular among netizens almost overnight.

How ferocious is the enthusiasm of the fans?

All the stars and stars who have had a relationship with Murris are @.Of course, these are mainly their own fans, joining in the fun.

It's not a big deal for fans to make jokes, they are all gay friends anyway, and they can't eat me if they make jokes.

Let me start with a sentence: Have you received the scarf that Murris gave you?

At the beginning, the stars who had just finished practice on the net didn't know what was going on.Turning on the search engine, I realized that Murris, who doesn't like topics but is a typical topic maker, a scarf helped him to be on the hot search list again.

These stars have a good relationship with Murris, and in the face of fans' @, they also commented enthusiastically.

After the appraisal, in the usual Mulis style, your skills are much more gorgeous than your taste.Come to my brother another day, and I will teach you how to choose a scarf with a range. - Cristiano Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo glanced at the ugly scarf on the Internet again, not flattering the taste of a certain Malaga ace, just like his habit of drinking tea and going to bed on time at nine o'clock every night.

However, after Ronaldo uploaded this news, many scarf-related companies began to contact him to speak for him.

Businessmen are not only shrewd, but also have a keen sense of smell.

This is a lot of information, but netizens did not let him go.

Their point is that they can be attacked or accepted, and they should be married!

But before he asked a question, there was a commotion over there.

——Chris, it seems that your taste in flamboyant underpants is not suitable for this role, so let me do it.You two, follow me.

Aww, Ka Zonggong's domineering side leaked!

An hour later, the vice-captain of Real Madrid also updated Twitter.

——When I left the national team training base, Little Murris asked me what kind of gift would be more suitable for his fat old man.I thought about it, and said to buy a scarf, warm.Little Murris nodded and walked into the next shop.He chose a total of ten pieces back and forth, and asked me which one looked the best, and I said the bright red one.He asked me which one was the ugliest, and I said the gray one.So, little Murris decisively chose the gray one.

Just when other people were "arguing endlessly", Real Madrid's vice-captain abused dogs with an intriguing tweet.

Plain words and simple narration reproduce the vivid side of choosing a scarf.

Ahem, some netizens also said that the vice-captain of Real Madrid turned out to be a scheming dog with capital letters.

It also happened to stop at the most suitable position, leaving enough suspense.

Obviously it was Malaga's ace who looked down on a certain Real Madrid vice-captain, but he could hear a sense of love.

What is wrong with this world~

Just when others thought that the vice-captain of Real Madrid killed the others in seconds this time, and that the Ramulah party was slapped with dog food again, a person who hadn't had much contact with Murris before exploded the La Liga group of friends. scorched earth.

——Scarves are fine, I already have Brother Murris' underwear, do you have any?Smirk~smirk~dog head~smug face~The little flea from Serie A Inter Milan is really lively, even this flea has come out to join in the fun!

Moreover, this information is indeed sensational.The fans of the two were immediately drunk, what's going on, the first item in the label is Messi's little flea, and there are other men's underwear, and it's Murris's! !terrible!

When did the two of them become so familiar?

And fans who have seen the top commercials of the 7th generation of Nike Assassins said that the two of them have co-produced commercials!For each other's first advertisement, the picture should not be too beautiful!

At that time, people's attention was only focused on Murris' cool new look and proud face, and he was so handsome that his face was bleeding.And the little flea is dressed as a monkey from front to back, almost forgetting this important scene!

The greatest love is actually here!

Moreover, the way Mulis looked at the monkey was so spoiled!

No one else has such an honor!

Now, the little flea has exposed his underwear again. Sure enough, he is the most special.

Fail, fail, the wolves and wolves are too weak to act this time, and there is no news about such a big deal.

The others were fine, and they all died down when they saw the news, but Ronaldo's nose was crooked.

panties?As soon as this matter was mentioned, he thought of the black history that he least wanted to look back.

However, he mentioned Murris's.

Could it be that the guy Murris was also recruited?Hahaha!It would be so much fun!

"You have underwear in that flea's hand at Inter Milan?" Ronaldo sent a text message to Murris without thinking.

If he said yes, he laughed at him to his heart's content.

With Murris accompanying him, he wouldn't have to spit out a mouthful of old blood every time he rang the sound.

Murris was practicing in the training room, and he didn't come out until his body was sweating.While wiping his sweat with a towel, he saw that the phone was on, turned it on, and a message popped up.

Chris suddenly mentioned what do little fleas do?

Underpants, oh, that happened the last time he came to play.

So Murris sent an um word.

After waiting for half an hour, I waited for the word "um", but Ronaldo had no objection, but was trembling with joy.Just as he was about to laugh at him, Murris sent a second message.

"Give it to him."

"..."

Ronaldo froze with a wrinkled smile on his face, looking at the series of dog heads and smug faces of the little flea, rubbing his teeth.

"Why did you give him this?" Ronaldo reacted, and clicked another line.

"He likes..." Murris was about to say that he liked SpongeBob SquarePants, but felt that it would be embarrassing to type the latter words, so he omitted them.

Ronaldo was kicked in a row again.

Is Murris the kind of person who will be fulfilled if others like him?

Why in his consciousness, the more others like him, the more Murris wants to secretly tease him?

That flea was indeed something special.

The words of the little flea caused a stir, although many other fans said that the Inter Milan flea had a way to get the panties of many stars. He opened an online specialty store for panties, which is also an open secret.Please understand his words in a normal way, don't think wrongly.

But for this group of passionate fans, such words obviously did not satisfy their passionate hearts, so they just ignored them.Let's start to discuss the incident between Murris and the little flea. Unfortunately, these two people have never met before.

But the more you can't dig it, the more interested everyone is.

Photos of the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona a year ago, and photos of the two sitting on the bench were all posted on the Internet.Neither of them played in that game, and there were very few shots of them, but it was the photo of the little flea looking sleepily at the Real Madrid bench, which made them have a series of associations...

The little flea dominated me for two hours.

But this pride was beaten back to its original shape before he climbed onto the bed.

Because Mei Tianwang couldn't see it.

Messi, who doesn't have many tweets, this time directly @ his own bamboo horse.

——It's very late, Kuta, you have to practice tomorrow, don't make trouble, go to bed and sleep.

The Xibei party was moved to tears, and knew that Xixi and Beibei were true love, and they were really scared to death before!

On 233333, Tianwang Mei didn't send a text message, but tweeted it instead. This is to demonstrate~ And the news that broke out before the little flea also subtly responded because of Messi's calm word "trick".

It turns out that the underwear thing is just a poor flea. Everyone knows that this flea likes to join in the fun.Well, even if it's just an oolong, it's still fun.

What made them happy was the little flea's reply to Messi's tweet.

--Oh.

After this word, there was no news of the little flea on the Internet.

Listening to Xixi's words like this, I love you so much~

Mouris didn't know what had happened the day before until the next day.

But just as he knew it, the wind direction changed.

Because overnight, old Morris became completely popular!

What's going on here?Many netizens posted photos of old Murris showing the scarf his son gave him.

In that photo, the fat old man is old and handsome, with a little Su, a little arrogant, and a little smug look, which was made into a meme by many people.

And this emoticon pack is very useful.

When some elderly people want to show off to their old friends how obedient and filial their son is, it is just right to sacrifice this emoticon pack.

Of course, it's not usually used in this place.It is a complaint from netizens. There are often some news about children showing off their wealth and all kinds of pride and pride on the Internet. Whether it is praise or criticism, the fat old man's emoticon pack is simply a wonderful place to adjust the atmosphere!

Even those who post their own photos don’t forget to hang a fat old man’s proud “dog head” behind a child or a famous bag or mansion.

Not only will they not be scolded by netizens, but it will make people think they are very humorous.

The Spanish media also reported this incident jokingly, saying that Murris had an amazing season in La Liga, but was robbed of the limelight by an emoji from his old man.

Ask Murris' psychological shadow area at this time!

After the old Murris became popular in this strange way, there were a lot of followers on the Internet. Although a large number of people fell in front of the battle, some new Internet celebrities were also born.Among them, there are quite a few older people.

And the cause and effect of everything is just because Murris bought a scarf that is not considered good-looking.

As a result, after the massacre caused by a steamed bun, the major topics began to have a new era of Internet celebrities born from a scarf.

This is also due to the facial nerves of old Mulis that are already more developed than others.

Others may not be able to be as happy as him if they follow his expression.

As for Murris' take on the matter?

Well, after Alan Cha showed the fat old man's expression pack to Murris, Murris was slightly taken aback.

It's not that the old Mulis's expression is so funny, but Mulis is thinking in his heart: So when he received his gift, the fat old man who kept his mouth disgusting, turned out to be like this in his heart.

If it can make him happy, why not do it with little effort?

Therefore, Murris, who doesn't like giving gifts very much, always brings back some ugly gifts for his fat old man every time he goes abroad for competitions.