[Football] Midfielder

With the popularity of the bust of Murris, it has led a new wave of trends in football.

During that time, many players, including big stars, showed off their lower bodies.Some specialize in showing off their waists, eight-pack abs and perfect mermaid lines; others show off their buttocks and long legs, all angles and directions are really dazzling.

Lots of entertainment and quiz shows, like citing hot spots.The half-length photos of Murris are often used as picture captions on various occasions.

Putting the bust of Murris together with the busts of other people, can the respondent correctly point out which bust of Murris is?

It seems that things about Murris can always become popular.In addition to his gorgeous skills, like the previous Mulis expression pack, and this time, his half-length photo!

In a short period of time, it has changed from a hot spot in football to a hot spot in the world. Even if you haven't seen the half-length photo of Murris, it doesn't matter, because although the color tone of the picture is the same after being processed by software, everyone's lower body is different.

His profile is called the most handsome profile! !

Moreover, Mulis is running away at high speed, and his whole body is as dynamic as flying, as if escaping from the camera at the speed of light, leaving a blurry silhouette~ the little leftover clothes corner in the photo perfectly interprets the at this point.

In the past, many people said that Murris was a "skinny monkey". Although he was handsome, he didn't look good at all when he looked closely.In the end, the whole photo was taken, who knew that people were so fascinated.

It is said that women are not the only ones who are fantasizing about his bust, but men with unknown sexual orientation are the most fanatical.

Of course, if Murris knew about such a thing, the poker face might turn into an iceberg face.

Some fans also said with a smile: There are too many redundant clothes. If you don’t wear anything, it will be beautiful.

Aestheticians don't see it that way. These clothes are just right, and the bones can still be so strong in the clothes, which shows Muris' unique temperament and superior training.Moreover, the lines of his bones are very perfect and smooth, looming under the clothes, which can further show the aura and mystery emanating from him.

This photo was originally a fancy selfie, but the beauty it brings has gone beyond this category, and it is called a "work".

The bust photo of Murris was ridiculed in such a way. As soon as he arrived at the club, almost everyone was talking about it and showed his photo to himself. How could he not know?

"Alan tea—" Murris clenched his hands into fists and snorted coldly.And the Malaga players had all hid behind them tremblingly, and some even sneezed.

Has winter come so early?

And Murris's big hand, why do they feel that he seems to be trying to screw off his beautiful manager's head?

The most interesting thing is that during that period of time, as long as a player who had played half-length shows, the host always gave multiple half-length shows when he was interviewed and on the show, asking him to find his own.

The result is that many players are unable to figure out their own.

But ask them to point to Murris, and they're usually right.

There are also some players who were ridiculed by the host for playing half-length shows.

Just like Neymar in South America, he also played a half-length show.When the stars of Real Madrid put on a half-length show for the fans to comment on, Neymar, who is far away in South America, also took the time to let someone take a handsome half-length photo of himself.

In an interview two days later, the host asked him how many of them he recognized.

Nei Xiaotian was embarrassed, because not only did he not recognize his own side, but he also did not recognize the original owner Mulis.He guessed a total of thirteen cards from front to back, but when he came to Kaka, he said his name very confidently.

This is really...

Immediately the host said that Neymar is true love for Kaka!Let Nei Xiao Tianwang just stand there stupidly, and after a while, he laughed uncontrollably and explained that because he is from the same national team, he knows him better.

It is understanding, understanding that with a half-length photo, one can accurately tell that the person is Kaka.Knowing that he couldn't recognize his own, but recognized his.

This is not what is true love?

Many Kaka fans gave the video of this program to Kaka, and Kaka also watched it.He wittily replied to the fans: Their buttocks are higher than mine.

He originally wanted to say that he had a thick waist or legs, but after thinking about it, he gave up.

Many fans have already said that he is about to lose his waist, but he is not self-deprecating.His waist is obviously very good, don't believe me, Bibi?

This is the cardboard brother who is somewhat inexplicably obsessed with his waist.

And Messi, Messi wanted to play a half-length show, but was persuaded to come back by his bamboo horse, the little flea.

"Leo, I can guarantee that your half-length show will be the first to be recognized."

"Why?" Messi couldn't help asking.

"Because the legs are short—"

Just because of this sentence, Messi was so frightened that he deleted the half-length photo on the phone.The media ridiculed his height more than once or twice, and he didn't take the initiative to put it into their mouths.

In fact, Neymar is considered lucky, he is not tall, and he is still very thin.He was also very small in front of the camera, but he used a Kaka to divert everyone's attention.

Of these, Cristiano Ronaldo has the most confidence in his body.

He is eager to hear such compliments from others, and he also thinks that even if there are a hundred half-length photos, others will be able to recognize him at a glance.

Expectations are beautiful, but reality is skinny.

He found that other people were more or less recognized, but his was not recognized every time.

The most hateful thing is that the hosts, when analyzing the relevant pictures with the guests, said that Cristiano Ronaldo, ahem, before revealing the name of the owner of the picture, said that this half-length photo is very ordinary and has no characteristics, yes The hardest to pick.Just like that kind of public face, it is easy to be forgotten in the crowd.

Ronaldo vomited blood when he heard such words.

How did he know?Because Cristiano Ronaldo's name means that when the owner of the picture is revealed, how much sensation will such a statement cause and how much his fans will be overjoyed.

Ronaldo looked for a reason for a long time, and felt that it was still a matter of angle.

If you shoot at a 45-degree angle from the side, your legs will look more toned. Everyone else must be doing this, which is why he is inferior to him. 5, a group of scheming dogs!

This incident became a joke in the Real Madrid dressing room. With Ronaldo at the bottom, they showed off their figures with confidence.

At most, he would be the same as him, ordinary!

You know, ordinary evaluations are crueler than any evaluations for Cristiano Ronaldo, who claims to be the best.

Ronaldo is not reconciled, obviously he has more material than Mulis, why is his half-length photo praised by everyone, but his is degraded and damaged in a fancy way?

He wants to know what is the problem?

Or is he too unpopular and everyone likes to make fun of him?

In the end, Kaka and Ramos told him the reason.

"Chris, do you know where you lost?" This is Kaka.

"Where?" Ronaldo tore off his sportswear as he spoke, shaking his shoulders, revealing bronzed skin and a fit and masculine figure.Punched his chest twice with two fists, and stretched twice, and the eight-pack abs and mermaid line were exposed. With such a figure, how could he still lose?

"That's where you lose. Your body advantage is reflected in the front. There's nothing to say about the upper body, but the underwear you endorsed for the lower body is the most popular. But sideways, it's really nothing special~" Ramos admired Cristiano -Ronaldo's stature road.

"What the hell kind of argument is this?"

"That's the truth, you are suitable for taking off, and little Morris is suitable for wearing clothes."

"No, what do you mean I am suitable... Am I an exhibitionist?"

"Hmm~" Kaka and Ramos nodded together.

have to!Instead of finding comfort, he got a bloody nose.

"Chris, you don't need to be depressed. You can take this as a compliment in disguise. You must know that even if many people take it off, no one wants to see it." Kaka comforted her friend.

"..."

"Yeah, Chris, you are the sexiest when you represent the underwear commercial, next time you can compare this with little Muris, he is definitely not as good as you."

"Have you seen it?" Ronaldo asked quickly.

Kaka also looked over.

Ramos was stunned for a moment, realizing that everyone's focus seemed to have shifted.

"Haha! It's great. If you lose to him sideways, you will lose to him. In terms of men, he is far behind me! This Mulis must have been unaware of the front, and he is talented and sideways~" Ronaldo cheered up immediately, People seem to be a little sun, triumphant and smiling brightly.

"Chris, you're thinking too much, I haven't seen that one." Ramos explained somewhat unnaturally.

"Come on, the vice-captain is in the same room as him in the national team. You are young. There is no need to hide it from him. I won't laugh at him in front of him."

Ramos covered his face, angry, "You think everyone is like you!!"

Kaka turned around, shaking her shoulders with a smile.

He knew why the vice captain reacted so strongly, because Chris was indeed overconfident in some aspects, and he also liked to show his good figure to others.

In private, Chris also asked to compare his size with everyone. Both he and the deputy team thought that someone was too stinky and shameless, so they ignored him.

Then Mouris just stood there and showed them, so that they would feel ashamed.

Childish and stupid~

If Murris has Chris's character, then the vice-captain can really make a judgment.

It's a pity that the Murris he knows is the kind of person who doesn't want to show his chest in front of others.

It is said that in Malaga, he did not take a shower with his teammates, which he very much avoids.

The deputy captain probably didn't know about it either, that's why he was so surprised just now.

However, if Murris knew that Chris laughed at him like this, would he be angry...

Kaka shook his head, it was all infected by Chris, let's see what he was thinking.

But he could understand that Mulis was a more abstinent and traditional man than them. Everything about him made people curious, and he never let others satisfy his curiosity. It's getting out of hand.

So much so that every time he bursts out something, it can attract extra attention.

It is precisely because he seldom accepts interviews that every statement he makes may cause a sensation.

As Murris's reputation gets higher and higher, this effect will become more obvious, right?

"Really didn't see it?"

"Is it still fake?"

"Sideways, you must have seen his sideways photos without clothes~"

"How can I see that they are all wearing bathrobes!" Thinking that Little Murris is him, he takes off his bathrobes every now and then!

abnormal!

"What are you doing, vice-captain, I'm in the same room as him, yet I didn't see anything!"

"Why do I want to see a man doing this and that?" Ramos was almost incoherent when asked by Ronaldo.

"..."