[Football] Midfielder

Chapter 73 073 Morris-style cold humor

What happened to the scene that Caroline saw?

It was an unspeakable joke. When Ronaldo saw that Ramos and Kaka seemed to be having a good chat with Murris there, he ran over wearing his floral underwear and bare feet.

I just heard Ramos ask Murris why he didn't dare to go into the water. Could it be that he didn't dare to take off his clothes in front of the girls? Could it be that Murris, who is so majestic on the court, has his legs weak in front of women?

The childlike Kaka was unwilling to be lonely, and said with a smile that he once heard the news from fans that Murris was wearing a black pantyhose, and asked Murris if it was?

Cristiano Ronaldo started to play a prank, remembering the time he was poked by his ball on the court, he patted Murris' ass with his big hand, and directly did it himself to see if Murris was what they guessed.

Murris' ass was suddenly attacked, which was indeed unpredictable.It's not that he didn't notice Ronaldo's actions, but it's hard for him to believe that the 9000 million Mr. Saobao actually did such... degrading things!

The butt slap was captured, but the next move did not succeed, because as soon as Murris gave way, Mr. Luo, who had lost his center of gravity, fell to the ground in all directions.

Seeing that there was an opportunity, Ramos also rushed forward. Murris gave way again, and with his strength, he directly pulled Ramos onto Mr. Luo who was just about to get up.The two of them fell together, and they didn't get up after thumping for a long time.

Murris shrugged, looked at Kaka, and asked him if he wanted to try it too?

Kaka quickly waved his hand, making a joke, two men rolling together would be ugly, adding another one, can't it be messed up?

He'd better be a quiet, handsome man.

Murris used powerful force to guard against death and maintain his chastity.

Ramos kept casting his small eyes, as if he was very aggrieved.All day today, he feels that little Murris is evil. He is a big man, and he is like a chick being picked up again and again. He can be thrown wherever he wants, which is really embarrassing.

He is still the eldest brother of little Morris!

Once, several superstars of Real Madrid saw a kung fu movie.ese, who was wearing a black coat, lightly tapped the big man's arm with his fingers, and then with a pull, he threw a two-hundred-pound big man out of the window.

Only then did it gradually become clear that little Morris might have practiced some kind of mysterious Chinese Kung Fu!

Ronaldo took Mouris into the house, saying that he was taking him to see some good things before the party started.

Ramos and Kaka obviously knew about it and followed suit.

It's better to accompany my brother to visit Chris's house than to socialize with beauties.

Behind the main house, there is a large area, which is Chris' private territory.From the outside, it looks like a huge parking garage, but when you go inside, you will find something different.

This is Ronaldo's private training ground, which is paved with sports-specific turf, and imitating Murris' training room, with countless footballs hanging on it.

The real use of this training ground can be described, at least two or three times larger than that of Murris.

And the utensils and equipment are much better than his.Leaving football aside, the cost of every flirtatious eye is frighteningly expensive.

Murris couldn't help but cast a glance at the idiot. Is this training, or showing off his wealth?

With so many banknotes, it shouldn't be too much to cheat a little home, right?

After all, he's citing his patents and ideas.

"How about it, isn't it spectacular?" Boss Luo was anxious to get the compliment from Murris.He has been tinkering with this training ground since his last return from Murris.

It was only built a few days ago, and the training has not yet started. He can't wait to know the results after the training.

As for this training ground, he invited several designers to describe everything he knew about Murris' training room, and asked them to do it for him.In addition, an additional industry hush fee was attached.

Murris came to a football, put his finger under the ball, and flicked it, the football flew out, but it didn't fly far, and it circled back soon.

This ball was not as naughty as his balls, nor did it stop at his fingertips. It spun several times on the spot before slowly coming to a stop.

"Defective product." Murris said mercilessly.

The mechanics of the Baili family cannot be imitated by others if they want to.It's not a matter of cost. Putting these modern things on top of them is useless.

Ronaldo's face was stiff, Ramos laughed until he got angry, and Kaka patted Ronaldo's shoulder sympathetically.

"Chris, as I said earlier, your training ground is just a show, and it doesn't work at all." Thinking about how pitiful Chris is, he was more persistent than anyone else in building this training ground.With a flick of a pen, he signed the check.After the completion, they proudly invited them over. At the beginning, they said that this training ground was not reliable.

But they also know that Murris is a genius, and it is too difficult for him to ask others for the things he knows.

It can be used even if it is improvised, but who knows that the original owner has come, and the three words will bring this back to its original shape.

Murris is still a little unwilling to see Ronaldo, let them stand aside, and he will tell them why he said it is a defective product.

Holding the suspended footballs with one hand to stop them, Mouris took two steps back and turned his ankle.With a gravity kick, he flew towards the ball.

The ball flew out at a gallop under the force of Murris.The other footballs also spun along, but the elastic cords were all mixed together in the end, not to mention the heavenly girl scattered the balls, the footballs were fighting inside by themselves, how to train.

Ronaldo was completely speechless this time.

"Don't be discouraged, Chris." Murris patted him on the shoulder with rare kindness, "Give me this number, your training ground, and I will help you find a way."

Morris held out a hand.

"5 euros?" Cristiano Ronaldo asked Mouris immediately.

Murris shook his head, "50 Euros, this is a friendly price."

Kaka and Ramos choked for a moment, it's just this price, and it's a friendly price.

However, Murris doesn't do this. With Chris' personality, he might spend 50 or 100 million on this training ground.

And 50 euros is really a drop in the bucket for Ronaldo.Even if he didn't endorse, with the high weekly salary, he earned it back in two weeks.

"I will give you 60, and you will make my training ground the same as yours."

"This……"

"70 million, no more!"

"Okay." Mouris reluctantly agreed, and Kaka and Ramos were amused by such a stupid friend.

That's okay, this big fool has so much money that he has nowhere to spend it, so it's good to put a little in the purse of little Murris' kid.

The four walked out of the training ground, and Murris was in a good mood.

It is indeed a good deal to earn more than half a year's annual salary by traveling like this.

As for the training ground, if we get a set of equipment another day, it should be able to be remodeled in half a day.

Said he was too bad?

Such technology, not to mention 50 euros, not even 500 million euros.

At noon, he had dinner at Chris's mansion. He specially invited a local chef to cook Mediterranean-style food, which won the praise of the guests.

At the dinner table, when everyone was about to eat, Mulis became a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. The Real Madrid superstars, Elena and her girlfriends all focused their firepower on Mulis, and had a many-to-one battle with him. conversation.

Everyone here is very familiar with everyone, except Murris, who is a little sheep who just ran from the sheepfold to the wolves.

Although it turns out that a wolf in sheep's clothing ran into the sheepfold.

"Murris, Chris and Messi, which one do you like?" In front of Ronaldo, she dared to ask this kind of question, this is Elena.

The women are very concerned about this issue. Murris has a good friendship with a group of Real Madrid bosses, and he has nothing to say with Chris Ramoska.

But before that, Messi broke out on Twitter that he changed jerseys with Mouris after the game.

You know, this is the first time Murris has exchanged jerseys with someone. Many fans speculate that the two geniuses cherish each other and forged a deep friendship during the game.

If the media asks this question, it must be a trap.Elena asked, but she couldn't guess her intention.

Murris glanced at Ronaldo and thought about Messi again.

Real Madrid and Barcelona are mortal enemies. Here he said that he likes Messi, so he probably won't be able to go back alive.

Just say that you like Ronaldo, let alone whether you are suspected of flattering, and Murris really can't see Ronaldo's silly face that is ready to smile at any time.

Even though 70 was just taken from him just now.

"I like him—" Mulis gestured with his chin, and everyone followed his gaze to look at Ozil who was eating.

The fork in Ozil's hand fell to the ground with a snap, and he looked back to find Ronaldo staring at him.The other Real Madrid big brothers are also looking at what is outstanding about Ozil, and let Murris call him by name and say that he likes him, and even surpassed Messi and Ronaldo.

Ozil was about to cry, he didn't want to have this honor...

Murris touched his nose, smiled and said: "I like to eat fish, the fat old man cooks fish for me every day—"

All drunk.

Ozil stared at his pair of piercing goldfish eyes, but he didn't realize what he meant for a long time.

After he realized what Murris was talking about, he blushed uncommonly and lowered his head in embarrassment.

Others couldn't help laughing, and some said that Malaga's midfield brain is indeed worthy of comparing IQ with him, so don't be too stupid.

Others said, whoever said that Murris was serious, he played with a cold humor.

The most pitiful thing is Ozil. In front of all the Real Madrid superstars and a group of beautiful girls, he was molested by Murris in such a dumbfounding way.

And this stalk, I don’t know how it got to the media, and it has become a topic of conversation for many Spaniards after dinner, and it is passed on with relish.Even the entire football world knows about this famous "goldfish stem".

Murris-style cold humor slowly spread like this.

What kind of soul lies behind the calm appearance, and what kind of person is Malaga's trump card?Attracting countless people wanting to explore——

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