[Football] Midfielder

096 Who is the poorest baby~

At this moment, the emoji package is not yet online, and Malaga's ace is still passing the ball there steadily, watching a certain stupid striker get in and miss again and again.

Evil Murris, after a training match in Malaga, almost all fans like to describe Muris like this.

Ramos and Ronaldo, who were deeply poisoned by Murris, were almost moved to tears after the fans finally learned the true face of Murris.

Now you all know, what kind of life did they live in the past!

Murris, who is full of bad water, is the most terrifying existence in the world!

Murris did not expect that for the first time in his life, he did not deceive others, but deceived himself.

Such a stupid thing, he originally thought that it would never happen to him in his life.

Moreover, the opponent is still that stupid striker with arrears of IQ. No, there is no such thing as IQ.When the clip presented everything on the big screen, everyone understood it, except for the stupid forward who was in a daze.

After one hour of training, the white team won by a big score.The losing blue team is responsible for washing the underwear and socks of the white team.

At this moment, a female staff member asked weakly: Is the underpants and socks of the server Murris also washed by the blue team?

Luke jumped over, put it on Murris' shoulder, and said with a smile: "No, even if he wants to wash Murris, he won't say it~"

"..."

Jeremy, Arnau and the others discussed how many staff members would also like to participate in the event just now, and Arnau readily agreed.The activity just now was extended by 10 minutes. Running on the court is still very exhausting. If you can last for 10 minutes, these people are not bad.

Arnau patted Mouris on the arm before going on the court and asked him to take care of the four. If he didn't release the water as an amateur, they might not even be able to get the ball.

Murris nodded. He first sent a center-forward ball, not far from the staff Jack. When the ball arrived, he was in a daze, and was preempted by the riveting Luke.

Luke jumped forward and dunked the ball very easily.And as soon as he turned around, cheering and sprinting, he hit the door directly.

Arnau raised the flag and sent Luke off the pitch,

A stupid striker who got the ball and scored a goal, froze on the spot.Then he looked back pitifully and looked at those teammates who knew he was going to foul and didn't stop him.

They were all scheming dogs, fearing that he would steal their limelight, so they hoped that he would leave the court. Woohoo~ Luke is gone, and the court is finally quiet.But off the field, there was another croaking guy.

"Oh, Murris's ball is really good, it's too obvious, he's trying to give that chubby staff... Can he run, my God, look at his quick steps, he's about to catch up with the ball! Alas! The captain asked Murris to take care of his new friend before going on the field, and he was reluctant to throw away the fat in his mouth..."

The corners of the staff's eyes twitched when they heard it, and they gave Luke a sideways glance from time to time, wanting to gag the stupid striker's mouth, what should I do?

"Good opportunity!" Luke clapped his hands! "This ball was sent directly to the long bamboo pole, and he could touch the ball as soon as he stretched out his feet! The movement is too slow, too slow, be careful, the captain came out again... I really doubt it now, the captain is on the field What I said before was not for those four new friends, but for himself... It turns out that the captain of Malaga is the biggest scheming dog..."

Luke muttered there alone, if the old captain heard these words, he must not beat this kid to death!The people from the column group are right next to him, so don't let this kid's reputation be ruined by his fame.

Murris sent out the fifth ball, which fell directly into the arms of the staff member Perry.But Perry trembled, the ball missed from his arms, and was picked up by veteran Fernando.

After he took the ball, he flicked his toes, and the ball was given to the beast, who made another oblique hook, and sent the ball to Camacho's feet.Camacho directly sent the ball to Williton, who was closest to the goal, and Williton hit the goal!

"What a sharp best pass!" exclaimed a staff member.

"But Murris' pass behind the back is the most amazing!" Another staff member continued.

He passed the ball behind his back and was blindfolded, but he could accurately send the ball to the staff time and time again.Fearing that they would not be able to catch it, he sent the ball directly to their arms.

"I can't believe it, how did he do it?"

"Did he really have the eyes of God—"

They can imagine how excited the fans were when they saw this scene.On the court, every time the Eye of God is mentioned, everyone has more or less doubts.Just think that Murris's dynamic vision and field of vision are stronger than those of good athletes.But now, people are blindfolded, how did he do it?

For this point, the most common opinion among fans is that Murris not only has sharp eyes, but also sensitive ears.He could tell who was behind by the sound of footsteps and shouts.But such a statement is still too outrageous, the stadium is so big, some voices can't reach his ears at all.

Even if he remembered everyone's positions before, but every player can move, how could he be so accurate?

To everyone's questions, Murris just replied lightly: "Good luck."

Under the host's questioning, an answer was added, "Training."

A player who possesses such a stunt is too late to show off, and only he is so "not serious".

Genius is really enviable.

The directors and staff outside the arena can't stand it any longer. It's the four of you who are clamoring to go on the stage, so give it a little more effort.This kind of scumbag performance will lose the column team!Mouris has already made the ball for you. If you want to catch the ball from Malaga's ace, cheer me up, these stupid boys!

These staff also feel that their performance is too poor.

The somewhat shy staff member named Brami has been waiting for Murris's pass.

He really wants to receive... a pass from Murris, even once!

Just thinking about it, the ball under Murris' feet drew a beautiful arc in the air and flew straight towards Bramy.Blamy opened his mouth wide, looking silly.It wasn't until the ball fell vertically that I tensed my body, jumped hard, and with a "boom", my head hit the ball...

And this ball was caught by Jesús Gamez. When he caught the ball, he gave Blamyby a thumbs up and praised him for his good work.

"Muris...Jesus Gamez..." Two of his favorite players, "...I got a pass from Muris...Jesus Gamez complimented me... ok Happy……"

"Hey——" Everyone who was kicking the ball saw that Blamy's body was tilted, and he was about to fall to the ground, so he stopped training immediately.Jesús Gamez stepped up and caught Blamy.

When Blamy saw that it was Gamez, he was on the verge of falling, but this time he was completely dizzy.

"Games, that's great, you are so popular."

Gamez blushed and waved his hands, "No, it's because he received a pass from Murris..."

Blamy passed out, and the shoot was pretty much over.During their midday meal, they visited the canteen in Malaga.The meals prepared for the athletes in the cafeteria are very rich, with both nutrition and appetite. What caught the camera crew most was Malaga's preference for bananas.

According to Malaga teammates broke the news, Murris can calmly deal with three bunches of bananas in 5 minutes.Usually before you know it, the orangutan has finished his predation.Every time after a certain amount of training, and between games, he will prepare bananas.Not only for the fastest replenishment of physical strength, but also because among so many fruits, bananas are the most preferred by this genius ace.

This point was known by the fans, and interesting things came.In the flavor store of Old Murris, many fans' gifts are received every day.Sometimes, several tables were piled up with bananas, and old Murris couldn't bear to waste or sell the hearts of the fans.I shared these bananas with the neighbors and the fans who stayed in the flavor store, and asked them to take some back when they couldn't finish eating, which was very considerate.

Some fans are afraid that the banana will be broken, and Murris will not be able to eat it or use it.I also specially bought a lot of cute banana toys, as well as cute banana pillows, banana cushions, and a banana boat the size of Murris.

This strange and kawaii painting style is undoubtedly a thunderbolt to Mulis.And the old Murris said to his precious son, this is all the fans' wishes, and it must be laughed at.

As a result, the residents of the small town of Malaga often saw their genius walking towards his small apartment with a series of banana products in his arms.

Knowing what was going on, he smiled and teased their favorite in Malaga: "Chener, you like bananas so much, go to Uncle's to get some back to eat. These can only be seen, not eaten, shouldn't it be Chener is still sleeping with them?"

Some people said, "Chener has a childlike innocence, and he still plays with banana toys when he is old. When my son was eight years old, he said goodbye to the little duck banana boat~"

Murris stayed where he was every time, looking at the smiling uncles, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk back.

When his small apartment was filled with these banana products, Murris' entire style of painting was completely distorted in front of the fans.

Especially when Ramos, who was bored, posted photos of his apartment on Facebook, many fans were even more convinced that Mulis had a child side in him.

A man who is strong and calm but loves everything related to bananas, so cute!

And those bigwigs in Real Madrid, watching Murris' games in the future, always remember to bring a few bunches of bananas, which are the freshest and sweetest.

People like Real Madrid are not surprising to everyone, they are good and friendly buddies.But when Messi, in a friendly match, handed two bunches of bananas to the Malaga ace, countless people were embarrassed.

After the pre-shooting ended, they did not immediately participate in the recording.

In terms of schedule, the program team postponed the program in Malaga for one week.In order to meet the requirements put forward by Malaga Club, many projects and links need to be adjusted.

The reality show "The Big Guys Are Coming" is different from many domestic reality shows. Instead of recording first and then broadcasting, it adopts the mode of direct recording and live broadcast, presenting the most authentic side of sports big names in an all-round way.

After the player introductions, for the next nine or 10 minutes, you will be fully present in front of the camera.Play games and be crazy with the hosts.

This kind of live reality show without any water and adulteration has created a precedent for many variety shows, and it is a test of the skills of the host and guests.

There are big-name athletes who accidentally swear on the show, or when they are in close contact with young models, they almost shoot out, and the fake show is real.It's a bit embarrassing, but it earns enough gimmicks.

This is also the reason why this column, after the first episode was broadcast, quickly became popular and was sought after by countless viewers.

Since then, many TV stations have followed this reality show one after another. Although it is not as popular as "The Big Guy is Coming", the response has been enthusiastic and it has earned people's attention.

Murris, who is instinctively afraid of the camera, has also become a hidden danger that the column team is most worried about.After the director returned, he urgently mobilized the film crew and screenwriters to change the script and withdraw the plan.In any case, the audience cannot see a Malaga ace who has been frozen for 10 minutes in front of the camera.

During this period, La Liga's No.20 match between Malaga and Osasuna in the seventh round started at the Rose Garden Stadium.

In the eighth round of the league, Malaga and Osasuna have played against each other at the El Sardar Stadium.In the first half, Osasuna's strikers blossomed collectively and beat Malaga 3-0.In the second half, Murris played. At the end of the game, not only recovered the score, but also made a lore in the last minute of the game.

At that time, even though Mulis broke into everyone's sight with his absolute strength, he was still very young.It was not until that game that Mulis began to be recognized by the Malaga players.

Because Murris not only helped them reverse the game, but after that game ended, he also said something that touched them the most: "Do you need a reason to believe in your teammates?"

That scene seems to have passed for a long time, and it seems to have happened yesterday.Unknowingly, Malaga has come here. From the bottom team in La Liga, it has unstoppably become the biggest dark horse in La Liga.

Against Osasuna again, it seems to have gone through a cycle.

In this game, Malaga won without any suspense, taking three points at home.

Because of Murris' rise in La Liga, he has become the number one target for opponents.In this game, Osasuna carried out their plan to keep an eye on Murris from beginning to end.

Murris didn't mean to make frequent shots. The only two constructive actions were No. 206 minutes in the first half. Osasuna created an excellent opportunity. The tight Murris, miraculously got rid of Osasuna's defense.

A beautiful steal, let the ball change hands, followed by his best locator long pass, transporting the shells to Osasuna's midfield.

Another time, in the No. 16 minute of the second half, the team attacked a bit aggressively.After Mouris took the ball, he handed it to Enzo Maresca, who is known for his cautious style of play and steady footwork.

Although Malaga did not score this goal in the end, Ace's ability to control the team's offensive rhythm became more effective.

In previous games, if Murris wanted to calm down the hot-headed forwards on the front line, he had to pass back backwards.Now, two crosses within five yards can make those guys who are running happy converge.

The deterrent power of the trump card can be seen.

On the other side of the TV station, in order to appease the fans' anticipation and urgency, they specially came to the special show to warm up the show in advance.

This tidbit is also considered by many people to be more popular than the official program, because it is only a 5-minute tidbit, which has created the Murris emoticon package that is popular all over the world.

Murris was still asleep, and the phone and mobile phone kept ringing.

Answer the phone with one hand and the phone with the other.The call was from Chris and the phone was from Luke.

Mr. 9000 million chattered excitedly for more than 20 minutes, but Murris still didn't understand what he was talking about.

He first complained about how no one picked up Murris' cell phone.Fortunately, he was smart enough to remember to call his apartment.

Only a few of them know this number. The last time he dialed was the apartment number.Because Maurice's cell phone is always on silent, the existence of the cell phone is mostly for display, unless the Malaga ace thinks that the call must be answered.

Generally speaking, Kaka's call must be answered.Ramos can answer it or not, while Ronaldo can hang up directly when he sees the caller ID, or it is better to turn off the phone.

It turned out once again that he should have dropped the phone in the first place.

Ronaldo was so silly and happy that he was waiting for Murris to be embarrassed on the show, but he didn't expect it to come so soon.After all, it is Murris, everything is one step faster than others. A 5-minute tidbit can make such a big mess, and the preheating of the variety show's first show can make such a lethal emoji.It is worthy of being called the first genius in La Liga, who has ghostly speed such as the devil's jump.

Ha ha!It was this step that was taken too hard and too fast, and accidentally slipped the fox's waist.

Tell you to play tricks!Call you cunning!Confused now!

Mouris never knew before that this stupid and powerful Cristiano Ronaldo with low IQ had such a good eloquence, and he said ironically, the best and most useless vocabulary in his life, all complaining about him up.

Every time he is in a hurry, he will only emphasize "I am the best Cristiano Ronaldo in today's football". It is conceivable that his verbal skills are not very good.

Seeing that there were another 10 minutes, it was impossible for him to hear what happened from his mouth. Murris put the phone aside, and returned to the room with the phone.

On the other end of the phone, Ronaldo was still talking vigorously.Athletes not only have plenty of physical strength, but also amazing lung capacity.The voice is not small, and the laughter continues.Completely ignoring Murris, he smiled and said how quickly Murris's emoticons became popular in this short night.

Why would he know?

Of course, it was those enthusiastic fans, Amway showed them. Ronaldo didn't understand what was going on at first, and when he saw his Facebook and Twitter, there were all those little smirks of Murris.If you have a little understanding of today's nightly news, you will know what's going on.

Looking back at Murris' emoji, Ronaldo gave the same smirk as Murris, but much larger.

He opened his big hand and grabbed it hard: "Finally caught, you cunning fox!"

He remembered that every time he met Murris in the past, the deputy team always asked them wonderingly: Chris, Ricardo, do you think little Murris is smiling?

At that time, Ronaldo's answer was always: How can a poker face smile, you think too much, deputy team.

Ricardo just smiled, and shook his head when the deputy team looked over.

The deputy team was puzzled and insisted that Murris laughed.

And let Ronaldo start to think that Malaga's ace is funny, and he also benefited from the hundreds of football live-action novels he read.

In these novels, without exception, Murris is portrayed as the strongest brain, synonymous with black belly, cunning and affectionate.And he and the deputy team turned into idiots, jumping up and down at every turn.

The most common description is the cunning Murris, watching them play cute and stupid, curling the corners of his mouth where others can't see.

These novels are so brainwashing that every time Ronaldo thinks about the past contact with Murris, he feels a cunning old fox laughing behind his back.

Thinking deeply, it was a little creepy.

Later, he started to catch Murris' laugh.That old fox concealed it better than anyone else, and he often forgot about it during the chat, so that until now, he hadn't managed to catch it.

It wasn't until the photographer completely recorded a set of shots of his smirk that this elusive but real smile drifting in the wind was completely held in their hands!

After seeing this group of smirk emoticons, the deputy team jumped several times. "That's it, that's it! The smile I feel, that's it!"

Ricardo smiled brightly. This familiar expression made Mr. 9000 million realize that Ricardo knew that Murris was smiling.

Ricardo was sure that the deputy team firmly believed in his intuition, and he was the only one who foolishly decided that Murris was a poker face.

Ricardo, he is more careless than he is.But the deputy team, if the proud and narcissistic 9000 million, admit that he is stupid than the deputy team, who is so stupid that countless fans clamored to reverse CP and lose all masculinity, he is obviously not happy.

I heard that the silliest people have a super sixth sense. From this point of view, it is not surprising that the deputy team can feel it.

In the same way, the deputy team is stupider than him.

Ronaldo once again regained his confidence with his magical brain circuit.

And Murris, who answered Luke's call, quickly turned on the computer, and after seeing the emoticon he sent to him, the mobile phone in his hand slammed to the ground.

Murris stood stiffly in the room, becoming an ice sculpture that would shatter when touched...

In the living room, Ronaldo on the other end of the phone is still spitting and saying that Muris's strongest brain is no better than a camera, and the old fox who is good at planning can't hide the eyes of the squirrel behind the camera.

Finally, I started to ask Murris, did he often laugh at them like this when he was with them before?It's so bad, if he dares to laugh next time, he will close the door and post an emoji!

After talking for more than half an hour, Mr. 9000 million was also tired.

Tell Murris that he hung up, just finished his workout, took a shower and was going to bed.But suddenly remembered that it had been 10 minutes on the other end of the phone, and Murris' voice hadn't been heard...

Ramos on the other side stared at his phone angrily.Which bastard is it? When the phone couldn't get through, he dialed for 10 minutes in a row, trying to make fun of little Morris, but the line was busy for 10 minutes!

Real Madrid vice-captain is not so free every day!

Mr. 9000 million finally hung up the phone, and Kaka dialed in immediately.He was lucky, just got out of the shower, tried twice, and got through immediately.

Make a phone call to greet the children before going to bed.

And Ramos, after getting angry, joked that Mouris still had the upper hand.But in such a short time, Kaka took the lead.

No one answered the phone for a long time, but Kaka didn't hang up.

For a person like Mulis who keeps all his secrets and calculations in his heart, it is unacceptable for someone to show his inner world in front of everyone's eyes.

And, it feels scary.

He can imagine that the child will change from camera phobia to camera cancer in the future.

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(Quack, who is the poorest kid in this article?)