[Three Kingdoms] After offending Wei Guoquan, I went to the peak of my life

Under the power of the Three Kingdoms version of the "Needle Throwing Dance", Guo Jia finally obeyed the reality, made three chapters with Zheng Ping, and started a six-month alcohol abstinence plan.

After Cao Cao defeated Gao Gan, Yuan Shao's nephew, and captured Bingzhou, he personally led an army to expedition to Wuhuan.

This time, Guo Jia, who is the general practitioner of military sacrificial wine, did not make dogs hate him because of his "primitive poems".When distributing the camp, Pu She pointed out the direction for him and told him: the roommate is already in place, please get along well with him.

Guo Jia didn't take Pu She's words to heart.Although he does things casually, he is quite casual in the trivial matters of life such as eating, drinking, housing and transportation. Except for drinking, he is not particularly particular about other things.

Therefore, he didn't care who was living with him, and calmly took his luggage from the luggage and found his own tent.

He opened the curtain casually, and the moment he saw the person inside, he quickly lowered the curtain, stepped back outside the tent, and checked whether he had gone to the wrong place.

How similar this scene is.

After Guo Jia finished all this reflexively, he realized that the plot just now was extremely familiar.

He took a deep breath, picked up his smile and reopened the tent, and smiled at the people inside:

"I never thought Zhengping would be here...so why are you here again?"

When he was attacking Yuan Shao, he also used the same opening method to meet Zheng Ping, the "tenant friend" who lived with him. He was shocked and reacted in the same way, so much so that he almost used the same opening remarks to ask Zheng Ping why he appeared. In the camp with the army, and once again assigned to a place with him.

Zheng Ping's official position under Cao Cao's tent was Secretary Cheng, who was in charge of literary affairs. He should have stayed at the Jizhou headquarters like Xun Yu, and there should be no reason for him to appear in the military tent.

What's more, Zheng Ping is a maverick and lacks interest in military aircraft. Even if Cao Cao arranged for him to participate in the march, he would not be willing to take part in the march. Last time, in order to handle private affairs, Zheng Ping took a "ride" in the army, and by the way helped him during the crusade. I did a few big favors, but this was just an accident in Guo Jia's view.Zheng Ping's presence in the barracks—especially in his camp—was a shock to him.

"Why do you have to show the look of being trampled by a horse's hoof?" Zheng Ping sat in his old position in the tent, with a bamboo box in front of him, and pulled his right hand to one side, "Sit."

Jindu came in, and it would be difficult to perform another act of pulling the curtain and retreating. Guo Jia sat down opposite Zheng Ping, remembering that he still had a jug of wine for comfort last time, but this time there was nothing, so he couldn't help feeling "sad".

As soon as Zheng Ping saw him unconsciously licking his lips, he knew that he was addicted to alcohol.Zheng Ping motioned Guo Jia to take a look at the bamboo box in front of him, and there was a surprise when he opened the lid.

Guo Jia has not only fully understood Zheng Ping's temper over the years, but at least he has also grasped it.Of course, he would not think that the bamboo box contained wine. It was just like what Zheng Pingfan said, he was thinking of eating peaches. According to his long-term experience in facing crises, the contents inside were by no means a "surprise" to him. But "scared".

Thinking of the recuperation plan before leaving the army, his face was dislocated for a moment:

"Acupuncture?"

"Feng Xiao is extremely intelligent, I am very happy."

...but he didn't like it at all.

Guo Jia immediately pretended that he still had something to discuss with Cao Cao, and wanted to leave with oil on his feet.

Zheng Ping did not stop Guo Jia, but said lightly before he left the tent: "If you can hide from the first day of the first day, you can't hide from the fifteenth day. Today you will receive five less injections, and tomorrow you will receive ten more injections."

Feng Xiao heard that his feet slipped, he left in a hurry without stopping.

Instead of going to Cao Cao to discuss the so-called important matter, he found Pu She, who arranged the residence, and asked sadly, "Why is the Secretary Cheng in the army? Why didn't you tell me that it is the Secretary Cheng who lives with me?"

How can it be justified to put him together with someone at a dangerous level like You Zhengping without reminding him?

When he was assigned to the same place last time, Pu She at least reminded him a little bit, why didn't he even show his eyes this time?

But I saw that Pu She was even more surprised than Guo Jia: "I heard that Jijiu and Secretary Cheng have a very close friendship, they can talk very well, and they have lived together, so I specially arranged for you Shucheng and Jijiu to be together. ... originally wanted to give Jijiu a surprise, why did Jijiu react like this?"

Guo Jia, who heard the word "surprise", was silent for a moment, calmly thought about the big thick needles waiting in the tent, and couldn't calm down again.

"Did you say last time: You Zhengping 'has a bad temper and has done evil deeds'?"

The smile on Pu She's face was tinged with embarrassment: "Who is young and not frivolous? You Shucheng...that's called 'a man of temperament'."

However, Guo Jia doesn't want to live in the same tent with a "gentleman" recently, and suffer a needle-throwing dance every day.With great difficulty, he managed to avoid the daily pistol in the name of an expedition, but before he had time to celebrate, this happiness was shattered.

"Tell me honestly, is it because no one wants to live with you that you just arranged him and me together without saying a word, let's cut it first and then play it?"

Pu She's already vain expression became very unnatural, he coughed awkwardly, expressing his emotions and reasoning: "The last time when Guo Jijiu couldn't get all the tents, it was You Shucheng who helped... The kindness of living together, the sacrificial wine must be repaid..."

These words, coupled with the strong buying and selling of Pushe, seem a bit rascal.But Guo Jia put away all the expressions of grief, and said slowly: "You do have some truth."

Pu She was overjoyed: "Then..."

"But I have a request." Guo Jia approached Pu She and whispered.Pu She first showed embarrassment and resistance, and when Guo Jia finished speaking, his expression changed slightly, and he hurriedly said to Guo Jia.

"It's a word."

Guo Jia then wandered around Cao Cao's place to prove that what he said to Zheng Ping was not false.

When Cao Cao saw Guo Jia, he immediately congratulated him with his eyes.

In the past, when Cao Cao was stunned by Zheng Ping's anger, Guo Jia, who was half a confidant and half a friend, always gloated by the side, but now this obsessive person has finally found a new target, and it is Guo Jia who often gloats , why doesn't this make him celebrate happily, singing "Feng Shui turns around, don't be complacent, don't be complacent..."

Guo Jia calmly accepted Cao Cao's congratulations, and said to Cao Cao in a friendly way: "Zhengping made great contributions when he conquered Yuan Shao last time. This time he must also have a coup. When I come to discuss military affairs with my lord later, I can use Zhengping to fight against Yuan Shao." And bring it, and hear his opinion."

To bear the hurt alone or share the pain with the protagonist, this is a question that can be answered without hesitation.

The smile on Cao Cao's face was cut off by half, and he said in a low voice, "Zhengping is busy with business affairs, and this half month is a time for rest, why should he bother with these matters? Fengxiao has no plans to spare, and Gongda is determined to Thousands of miles away, let Zhengping rest and recuperate, and hide in peace."

The matter of letting Zheng Ping come to participate in the military aircraft was just a casual mention, but after Cao Cao said this, Guo Jia remembered that Zheng Ping had many more "holidays" than other officials and staff. While eating a sour jujube, he also protested to Cao Cao: "In the past, the lord used this holiday to lure Zhengping to write a letter for you and to harass Yuan Jun? Jia also did his best to make suggestions for the lord. Can the lord treat him the same?" Of?"

Cao Cao didn't answer Guo Jia's question, but told Guo Jia with clear eyes that he was thinking of farting.

You Zhengping was able to get a longer holiday, not only because his talent and special position allowed him to take a period of rest, but also because Cao Cao encouraged him to go home and wander, and don't come here to pollute his mood.

Of course, Cao Cao would not allow his subordinates to eat an extra bite of rice. The extension of the holiday means a discount on the salary. The deducted salary is not worth mentioning to Zheng Ping, who has a deep family background, but it is a big fortune to others. money.

As for Guo Jia and other staff... Although Cao Cao is not a black-hearted lord, he insists on crushing his own counselors, but as a think tank, counselors are naturally on call to make suggestions at any time. How can they take a rest from time to time like Zheng Ping?

After receiving the accusation from his counselor, Cao Cao finally remembered that the other party was still a hidden patient. After all, his hard-hearted lord's heart softened a little, and he promised Guo Jia: "If Feng Xiao wants to go out to play, it's okay. This battle is victorious, and I promise you a half-month rest..."

Guo Jia immediately put away the accusation in his eyes: "Thank you, my lord."

As soon as the words came out of Cao Cao's mouth, he regretted a little - he, the master, has no privileges, so what's the matter with the subordinates going on vacation one by one?

However, Guo Jia promised too quickly, as if he was specially waiting for him to let go, so that he could not go back on his word, so he had to hold his nose and accept the promise just now.

Guo Jia went back and was subjected to the needle-throwing dance of "five needles less before going out, and ten more needles after returning", and fell into the tent humming.

Due to the inconvenience of marching, he didn't even have a comfortable couch after the injection. Guo Jia only felt that it was more difficult to get the injection this time than when he was in Jizhou.

In order to divert his attention, he spent a lot of time on military planes, and discussed with Cao Cao the strategy of "abandoning the heavy supplies and traveling quickly, and the soldiers are expensive and fast."

Cao Cao hesitated for a long time, but finally ignored the opposition of other counselors and followed Guo Jia's strategy to move forward at top speed.

The road to Wuhuan was rough and difficult, and it happened to be drought, and there was no food or water along the way. Fortunately, Cao Jun followed Zheng Ping's suggestion before he left, and improved the soldiers' armor and pockets, and twisted ropes to string the dry food together. Wrapped around the saddle tail and long weapons of the war horse, I used the extra food to support it for many days, and finally found a stream that had not yet dried up, caught some thin fish, and fed the two war horses that died of hunger and thirst. Successfully arrived in Liucheng.

Probably because of the exhaustion of the march, or the unacceptable climate, hunger and thirst, even though Guo Jia quit drinking and Zheng Ping received acupuncture for several months, he still suffered from dysentery, unbearable diarrhea, and lay pale in the tent. .

When Zheng Ping arrived after hearing the news, Guo Jia lay face down peacefully, folded his hands on his stomach, and stared intently at the ceiling.

Zheng Ping's pupils shrank slightly because of his appearance, and when he realized that he was still alive, he took a needle stone and poked Guo Jia's cheek:

"...Can you change your position? It looks creepy."

Guo Jia turned it over like frying fish, and continued to lie on his stomach with his hands on his belly.

"Okay, lie down on your front, I'll give you a few needles first, stop the diarrhea and then go find the medicine."

Guo Jia said quietly: "Can I have a glass of wine..."

"Used to break the soul?"

Guo Jia was choked up for a moment, then quietly added, "...I mean after the illness is recovered."