[Three Kingdoms] After offending Wei Guoquan, I went to the peak of my life

It is the first time to encounter this kind of thing as a guest at someone's house. It stands to reason that both the host and the guest will feel embarrassed.

Even though Xie Zhusu has always been known for his eccentric temper, he is not completely ignorant of human feelings and lacks social common sense.Seeing that something happened at Zheng Ping's house, Xie Zhu was about to find a reason to escape and come back another day, but Zheng Ping didn't show any embarrassment or anger, and said calmly: "Xie Lang wait a moment, I'll go back when I go."

Xie Zhu didn't want to stay and get involved in other people's family affairs, so he quickly stopped Zheng Ping: "How long is this 'wait'? How about..."

He was about to say, "Why don't I go first, and come back after you finish handling the family affairs", but before he could speak, he heard Zheng Ping's reply.

"It's just scolding a person's kung fu."

Xie Zhu was startled, and before he could react, Zheng Ping had disappeared before his eyes.

Focusing on the hustle and bustle again, I only heard a rough voice and said without resentment: "I know that Guo Ji's family background is good, she is talented and beautiful, and she must have a high spirit. But after all, you have passed the age of Huaxin, no matter how much arrogance you have. , I should let it go. Although my son is a bit stubborn, his heart for Guo Ji is true, why are you so obsessed..."

At this point, the man suddenly ouched, picked up a shoe angrily, and turned around angrily, clutching his forehead.

"Who is crazy here, dare to beat the imperial court official?"

"I don't have anything at hand, so I have to use shoes to entertain Dong Yushu. I know Dong Yuzhu has a thick skin, but after all, you have passed the age of forty. No matter how thick-skinned you are, you should grind it a little bit, but Don't let the juniors see the joke."

Seeing the return of the master of the Hou Mansion, Dong Yu's servant immediately froze in his cursing posture.He just felt a little uncomfortable, when he heard Zheng Ping's words, he couldn't help but blushed and his beard trembled wildly.

Except for the first sentence that makes blood pressure soar, the rest of the sentences are very familiar, and they are very similar to what Dong Yushu said just now.

Even if his sentence didn't contain a single dirty word, it didn't look aggressive, but this parody of tit for tat sarcasm, every sentence seemed to slap Dong Yushu's face directly, making him feel burning pain.

Only then did Xie Zhu understand what it meant to "come back when you scold someone".I thought Zheng Ping was just talking nonsense and making fun of himself, but he actually went to "swear" people.

"Your book order, the last official came here only for the good of Qin and Jin. If it wasn't for your sister's arrogance, and said some unpleasant things, the last official would not slip up for a while. Everyone knows that your book makes people speak quickly, but it is the most wrong. It's clear, but why did you do this rude thing to the suitor when you met each other without asking why?"

Dong Yu's subordinates tried to occupy the moral high ground and pulled Zheng Ping into a verbal trap.

But Zheng Ping didn't pick up on him at all, even if he lost a shoe, he didn't feel cramped like being dusty and out of shape. Instead, he seemed to be wearing formal clothes, dignified and calm with Dong Yu's subordinates.

"The imperial subordinate is probably blind-eyed and blind-minded. No matter how you look at your debt-collecting posture, you are sternly threatening a weak woman."

"No such intention..."

Seeing the other party's dark face as if he wanted to explain, Zheng Ping suddenly clapped his hands: "It's true that I was wrong, how could the imperial family come to collect debts? If you look at it horizontally and vertically, Dong Yu's subordinates are all here to ask for beatings."

Dong Yu, who had already eaten a shoe, said sadly: "Marriage is a matter of parents' orders. Although your official position is high, how can you dictate your sister's marriage?"

Zheng Ping sneered: "Parents' order? My sister's parents are both dead. Why don't Dong Yu's subordinates go underground to discuss with them?"

Dong Yu's subordinates have heard of Mi Heng's vicious reputation for a long time. Although he has restrained himself in the past few years, no one can guarantee what he will do when he becomes crazy.Therefore, after hearing this sentence, Dong Yu's subordinate dared to be angry but did not dare to speak out. After holding back his anger for a long time, he restrained himself and said:

"The last official has no malicious intentions. If we can form an alliance between Qin and Jin, it will be good for both of them..."

Dong Yufu still wanted to say some bitter words, but Zheng Ping ignored him at all, just lowered his head, as if looking for something on the ground.

If Zheng Ping didn't listen, his one-man show would be for nothing.Dong Yu was helpless, so he could only ask with restraint,

"What are you looking for?"

"Looking for the big tooth that laughed off." Zheng Ping suddenly raised his eyes, staring at him coldly,

"The Qin-Jin alliance? If Qin and Jin were not both overlords, how could the Qin-Jin alliance come about, and the imperial subordinate would be ashamed to say 'good for both of them'? The imperial subordinate would say something, sister She finds you so shameless, only A family who can turn black and white—what good is it for her?"

Dong Yu was extremely angry and wanted to speak back, but Zheng Ping didn't give him a chance to speak nonsense.

"Emperor Hengmeng and the prime minister love each other deeply, eat the tribute of a county, and enjoy the salary of a thousand stones. This is the benefit of the ancestors, and you can live in the marquis. My sister is just the daughter of an official family, and she can't compare with the imperial family—— With the convenience of choosing to take charge of a state, seeing Zhang Changshi (Zhang Rang) and calling Aye, even the late emperor dared to marry him."

Purchasing elections means spending huge sums of money to buy officials.During the period of Emperor Ling, the imperial court was corrupt, and everyone from top to bottom sold off officials and nobles.Although there are occasional people with negative talents, most of them are lu beetles who don't know the tricks of officials and people.

Zheng Ping exposed the history of Dong Yu's fortune, which made him ashamed and annoyed at most, but the words mentioned later were really heart-breaking words, which made Dong Yu's back sweat and his legs were almost weak.

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Zheng Ping would not take it seriously when he scolded harshly.

"Heng does not dare to be compared with Qin Jin. For the only sister in the family, all he asks is 'May I live well forever, and don't trust anyone who is wrong'. Stretch that person's muscles and bones, let him know the taste of pain, and dare not stretch his hands too far."

"The limit of age? Don't say that my sister is only twenty-six this year. She is an old woman in the village who is seven or eighty years old. If she doesn't get married, what has it to do with you? If she drinks water and knows herself, she will live a life, and she will marry low and high. .But this will be done, it will be 'people' in the end, not including donkeys in human clothes."

After some threats and warnings, Zheng Ping changed the subject again and became calm and polite again:

"Dong Yu belongs to the family, I really can't afford to wait, please go back."

Dong Yu's subordinates were so angry and afraid of being squeezed out that they left angrily.

After the uninvited guest left, Guo Xuan put away the copper coin hidden in her sleeve, ready to give Dong Yufu any time, and turned to Zheng Ping happily:

"Brother, have you found the medicine?"

"Naturally. Not only have the medicine been found, but people have also been tricked."

Xie Zhu, who was tricked and forced to watch a good show:? ? ?