One hour in the life of a superhuman

My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I am a superhuman.

Telepathy, teleportation, petrification, precognition, clairvoyance, invisibility, superimposing all known superpowers, it is probably an omnipotent god.

Unfortunately, with so many superpowers, I am the saddest person in the world. If I have to boil it down, because I am omnipotent, I have lost the interest that ordinary people can feel.

Isn't that sad enough?

Think about it, even if you conquered the whole world, you just moved your fingers. This is not an exaggeration, but a fact. If you use all your strength, it will only take three days to destroy the earth. Those who work hard in JUMP The villains will probably cry.

Is there any fun after the struggle?

Not to mention all the time, as long as you walk on the street, the most popular games, the hottest movies, and the best novels will turn the whole world into spoilers.

No fun.

This is the punishment of the world.

To be honest, I don't believe that there are gods in the world, but every New Year's visit will symbolically make a wish.

【Hope to be an ordinary person】

One morning in the spring when I was 16 years old, when I opened my eyes, what I saw was not my room, but the vast plain.

If it is an ordinary person, I am afraid that I will be frightened and at a loss by this unexpected situation. For me, it is impossible for me to feel panicked.

At first, I thought it was a leakage of superpower. Although it felt like a bed-wetting existence, it was actually just because the superpower was too strong, so sometimes it would be uncontrollable, usually after falling into a deep sleep at night.

It's really great to just teleport and change the location. Even if you turn over and collapse the entire block, you can use time and space to go back and fix things perfectly with just a wave of your sleeves, but in terms of trouble, the former is obvious. Simpler.

Just need to teleport back again.

……Failed.

I subconsciously reached out and touched my suppressor. There were two pink tentacles that looked like arcade game sticks. The aesthetics belonged to the producer Sorasuke Saiki.

This suppressor is used to suppress my increasingly powerful superpowers. Although Saiki Kongsuke is a nuisance and has a strange aesthetic, I have to say that his brain is still very useful.

Nothing was touched.

It's impossible for me to remove the suppressor without some accident such as the end of the world and the need to protect the earth.

If someone sneaked into my room and unplugged my suppressor, it would be even more impossible. Before that, I'm afraid they would be humanely destroyed first.

But the suppressor is literally gone.

With the suppressor removed, I can be said to be omnipotent, even destroying the earth, if I take it seriously, it only takes three days.

But nothing happened, neither stepped down to create a ten-meter-long pit that was big enough to bury an elephant, nor punched a tornado.

The teleportation had already failed before, and after trying other superpowers one by one, there was only one result, failure.

I seem to have completely become an ordinary person.

I should be delighted that my long-cherished wish has come true for many years. I have thought many times about how ordinary and joyful my life would be if I didn’t have superpowers.

However, the premise is that in ordinary human society.

It's not a deserted plain, and I don't know which corner of the map is in the plain. I even found out when I checked my body just now.

I, Saiki Kusuo, have become Saiki Kusuo.

Not the name change, but the gender.

Gender doesn’t mean much to me. If women can get a [-]% discount on the coffee jelly in the coffee shop, it doesn’t matter if I live as a girl for the rest of my life.

It's just that I'm dressed up and down like a primitive person, with only a piece of broken grass around the key parts, and nothing else. This is not the clothes and equipment of modern people.

The plain here is also very strange. The weeds only grow to the ankles, as if they were brushed out with a brush in PS. They are neat and tidy. When you look around, you can occasionally see a few trees and a few clusters with red fruits. dwarf trees.

However, what is even more strange is that there is an ice field not far away, and I even saw a few Antarctic seals gliding around on the ice.

Because I have lost my telepathy at present, I can't get some news from the Antarctic seals for the time being.

But like this complicated situation, presumably they will not understand.

Even though I am so close to the ice sheet, if it is normal, I should fall into a coma due to the cold within 10 minutes if I wear so little .

There are eighteen black frames on top of my head. When I stood in a daze, half of the colors in the black frames disappeared. This reminded me of the blood volume in the game I played.

If all zeros are cleared, I don’t know what will happen like this.

Now that the situation is unclear, I have temporarily given up on this dangerous idea.

But in fact, I don't know how to stop the black frame from getting less.

If it's a game, it's probably another garbage game. It doesn't even have a guide for beginners, and it will only make players stand up like idiots.

This is what I'm talking about from years of experience playing garbage games in order to prevent spoilers.

As if to prove my words wrong, I suddenly had a very strange urge to name myself.

Hey, hey, subconsciously said the mantra.

"My name is Ai Liai Ai Lie."

It seemed a bit silly to say this to the empty plain, but there was no one around, so there was nothing to worry about.

At this time, a few more words suddenly appeared on my head, [Ai Lie Ai Lie].

Is this the naming session?

Before I could figure it out, I first felt that I had exchanged all my superpowers for a superpower called "Crow's Mouth".

Because at this moment, there was a loud cry of a baby behind me for no reason.

I knew it was a newborn baby without turning my head or needing any superpowers.

No one sneaked past me, dropped a baby quietly, or dropped a baby from a helicopter, and while I didn't see the whole birth, I had a feeling that this was the day I had just been born. next child.

An adult woman, in the absence of a man, without a pregnancy in October, without a delivery process, just stood there and gave birth to a baby without feeling anything.

Is having a baby so easy?

Hey, hey, if that's the case, what else do you need a man for?

Is this some new black technology?

Even if you are a god, please conform to your physiology.

There are too many slots, I urgently need a supporter.

Yet no one was sent over for me, and I had to stare at the baby.

When I was just born, I was still crying like I could cry forever, but now there are no tears at all, and a pair of black eyes are staring at me, frowning tightly.

Unlike the newborn baby, he was obviously bigger, and his skin was not wrinkled, but it was too dark, like black charcoal.

Fortunately, he still has the whites of his eyes, otherwise he wouldn't even know where his eyes are.

However, I can feel the killing intent in those eyes, like a shark smelling blood is preparing to kill its prey.

These are not the eyes of a child.

Maybe, like me, the unlucky guy who was thrown here by some unknown force, and then accidentally turned into a defenseless baby.

I guess I still think it's my fault.

But think about it.

It is even more pitiful for me who has become a woman and has to be forced to have a child.

If the other party and I switch roles, I don't know if I will die of grief and anger first.

This baby made a very strange expression, like my dad Qi Muguochun, who only licked his boss's shoes and asked me to clean up his aftermath, was constipated in the toilet.

Just to be clear, I'm not at all interested in watching other people go to the bathroom, it's just that when I look directly at something for more than a second, I naturally see the inner structure.

Although I don't have super powers, as a human being, my observation skills are also top-notch. I know that he doesn't want to do messy things, but just wants to talk.

But judging by his current expression, he might open his mouth and want to spit out something that should be mosaiced and harmonized.

Although he was born not long ago, he can already run and jump, and even tried to jump up, but he is too short, and he can only hit my knee when he jumps up.

Very lively.

I don't want to care about this baby, although he looks weak and helpless, but he can't stand him, he is a charcoal that wants to bite me to death, plus, my body is white now, I still have blond hair, there is no river, and I can't see clearly The face, but it is also estimated to be matching blue eyes.

Even if I used to look at people for a long time, I was a skeleton, but the aesthetics are normal, and this body is not a beauty.

It doesn't look like a good match for this kid.

Obviously this was born by the old Wang next door.

But it's just me and this baby here, I like to be quiet, and grouping together is not my favorite way, but I don't mind being patient for a while.

I picked up the child who was still trying to hit my knee with one hand, and he started to bark his teeth and claws like a newborn cat.

I originally just wanted to carry him like this, but when I touched him, some unknown force made me hug him.

This kind of face-to-face method is really too physical, like a fleshy face squeezed on top of the glass.

We were united, turned our faces away from left to right, and I could still hear the other party "hum".

This sound surprised him.

After a while, he popped out a word, "You..."

I ignored him, and I noticed that the four black frames above his head were half missing, but when I picked him up, those black frames were filled again.

Also, some indescribable new growth on my part, and a feeling of being sucked.

...Does this still have the magical operation of breastfeeding through clothes?

Obviously didn't come across it at all.

This feeling was very slight, but the child seemed to feel it too. He vomited several times, and he looked even more angry, and there seemed to be flames hidden in those red phoenix eyes.

Hey, hey, at this time, I should be the one who dislikes you.

I despise a ghost.

I just wanted to complain, but what I said was different, "Your name is Dislike."

On the top of the child's head, there were four words, [Ai Lie despises a ghost].

The child also obviously knew his new name, with a dumbfounded look, but it soon turned into gnashing of teeth, and finally popped out two words, "Bite and kill...".

It seems that after a long time, as his body grows up, he can say more words.

This is more in line with common sense than having children before.

As I thought about it, I wanted to throw this child aside casually.

And at this moment, I noticed that the black frame above my head was cleared to zero. There were still two spaces left, one space was dropped when I was holding a child, and another space was dropped when I complained.

Although it was completely cleared, I was not panicked at all.

will something happen?

A white light flashed in front of my eyes.

When the scene in front of me recovered, there was a place of snow around me, but there was a black font number five on the ground, which was a family tree.

The first generation is written on the top, hey hey hey.

This is the name I gave myself.

age 16,

Cause of death: died of breastfeeding.

Last words: You are a ghost who hates you.

……

God feeds and dies.