One hour in the life of a superhuman

As expected of the reckless [Dazai Osamu] family.

After having the eldest daughter as an educator who took the lead, [Dazai Hum], who inherited her genes, was not to be outdone. He yelled, "Are you an idiot for being hurt like this by a bear?"

"Let me show you how to cut a bear into sashimi!" As he spoke, he rushed up with a short wooden stick.

In the case of bears, no matter how hard they are, they can’t be cut into sashimi.

Maybe it should be called Bear Chips?

When I was making complaints, those sticks that were wielded vigorously should cause a lot of damage in real life, but here it is more like some kind of ostentation, the youngest but still reckless [Dazai heck] ] was crossed by this wild bear. Since then, the wild bear has completed a double kill of mother and child.

Both the mother and the son had a large pool of blood on their chests, and both of them had unified incredible shock on their faces.

There was a sound of slapping in the BGM, and when he turned his head, he saw the eldest son applauding and being stared at by others, he was not in a hurry, "Shouldn't there be a sound of slapping the face at this time? Because it hurts, So clap instead."

He looks so considerate of others that even the bear thinks it is shameless.

No need for everyone to shout, "Bear, come here, there is a pile of black mud!", the wild bear rushed towards the eldest son.

As the only eldest son of Xiong who is not too reckless, he took advantage of his long legs, not wanting to use his previous flexibility to give Xiong a head-kicking attack, but ran away directly.

When the son attracted Xiong's attention, the fourth son, who had been silent for a while, asked, "What's going on?"

The second daughter, who had already slowed down, showed an indescribable expression.

Originally, they were just going to the banana grove to get a basket, but unexpectedly, they came across a flat cave on the road.

The second daughter had encountered it before when she bumped into it, but he didn't dare to touch such a suspicious thing standing here, but the eldest son was obviously different, he just stuck his head in, and looked inside like Tarzan wow Roared a few words.

A wild bear jumped out of the hole.

Everyone knew what happened afterwards. The eldest son took the attitude of "being chased by a bear alone, so it's better for everyone to have fun together", and took the second daughter to run towards the house.

It turns out that the bear boy who digs out the bear hole is you!

When the eldest son stuck his head in, why didn't he just give the bear the head gate?You see, his head is big and round, and the Mediterranean Sea is shiny, isn't it very suitable for playing?

When the eldest son and Xiong played the game of "chasing me", the two were obviously only injured on their chests. This kind of injury looked very serious. In the world I have transformed, it only takes a while for the scab to heal , but even so, it suddenly turned into two piles of bones in front of us.

"Is this the fabled bear's paw that turns into bones?" the second daughter shouted.

……

Let’s not say that it’s just that the meat is gone, the skeleton is still in this situation, just don’t read some martial arts novels from flower growers that have been translated in a mess, there are only bones and cotton palms, not bones and bear palms.

This turn of events surprised [Dazai Eldest Son], so much so that he didn't avoid the paw of the big bear that suddenly appeared.

The eldest son looked at his chest, "Being killed by a bear is not the way I expected to commit suicide."

This has nothing to do with suicide, it's purely your trouble digging out the bear hole.

Me: "...in the next life, be a good boy who doesn't dig a bear hole."

The eldest son looked at me, realized something, and his tone began to fluctuate again, as if humming a ditty, "Isn't it interesting to dig out a bear hole?"

As soon as the words fell, the eldest son also turned into a skeleton.

Xiong, who had completed the three consecutive kills, still felt that it was not enough, and rushed towards the fourth son who was closer.

The three sets of skeletons did not frighten the four sons into a daze. On the contrary, his speed was very fast, his agility was adjusted very high, and with his special steps, phantoms began to appear on the ground.

However, this is an unscientific bear pulled out by the eldest son of Heini. The injury was avoided, but there seems to be no distinction between the size of the wound here, as long as it bleeds, it is a word of death.

Another skeleton.

Surprisingly, the second daughter, who looked weaker, also resisted for a while, and was not killed in seconds, but she didn't last long.

……

I'm back in that space that was supposed to be post-game settlement.

On the white ground, there is still something like a family tree written on it, but there is an extra line because of the addition of the third generation [Dazai hum].

The cause of death was [starved to death], and everyone else was [killed by dry bear].

Yes, I starved to death because I didn't eat before the bear pounced.

Rounding it up, it can also be said that the downfall of [Dazai]’s family stemmed from the bear’s child digging out the bear’s hole.

So, it's not that bears have supernatural powers, but the setting here is like this. I remember seeing snakes on the road. If I was bitten, the effect is probably the same.

I don't know if it's because everyone died at a similar time, so this time it's not just me, but a whole family of ghosts gathered together, noisy, really neat and tidy.

Not even settlement after death.

Huh?

In this space, I found that my super powers have returned, and I cannot communicate here, so the chirping sounds like those in the vegetable market are all from my heart.

It boils down to pretty much the same thing.

[As a mafia/killer, I was actually killed by a bear?Do you want to lose face?Can you still hang out on the road? 】

The mental activity of the fourth son has to be added, [This bear is a monster, if the elder brother finds out, he will die. ] and other broken thoughts.

What is Warcraft?

I thought about it for a moment, then gave up, knowing that the people here may come from different worlds, and they will never be able to meet each other, it doesn't make much sense, but I still don't know that I was too early to reassure.

But, hey, what the hell are the family members of the [Dazai] family?What kind of chaotic and evil evil family is this.

At this time, I suddenly thought of the second daughter who can purify the blood of the family.

I heard the only little angel in the [Dazai] family, [...that's why I don't want to be the boss of the Mafia! 】

... Are you holding a script that looks like a little white rabbit mixed in with the protagonist group, but is actually the biggest boss behind the scenes?

I lost my sight, and for a moment I seemed to hear the sound of my eldest son applauding.

So, the [Dazai] family is definitely cursed.

Fortunately, this round is over, and we can say goodbye to this group of chaotic villains.