One hour in the life of a superhuman

Unsurprisingly, the so-called court trial turned into a public brawl, and ended with the collapse of the Yan Mo Hall.

What a joy.

At least that's the case for the year-round Yan Mo Dawang, who happily swung the judge's hammer and planned to take a long vacation for himself, if he hadn't been pulled back by the ghost lamp.

In the end, it became a place on the open space in hell as temporary office supplies. In order to prevent the dead from seeing the remains of Yan Mo Hall, it was moved to the field of snapdragon grass.

King Yan Mo heard the decision and said, "You don't want a workplace surrounded by snapdragons, do you?"

Hearing that Ghost Lantern looked at him, King Yan Mo himself changed his tone, "How could you have such selfishness?"

But the ghost lamp is very straightforward, "It is very important to have a pleasant workplace, and," he said after a pause, "there is no other open space in hell to use."

"Normally speaking, the latter should be put first." King Yan Mo complained.

"Really?" Ghost Lantern said.

King Yan Mo looked around, "But this is too bad."

Ghost Lantern nodded, "I will seek compensation from the Port Mafia Entertainment Group, the Armed Detective Agency, and Pengo Lie."

Being too sensitive to the word "compensation", Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his head, "I did not participate in the fight."

Ghost Lantern pointed to Skuvalo, who was still wrestling with Central Plains, "I remember he is one of you."

Tsunayoshi Sawada looked like he wanted to divide Balian, and finally sighed like a child playing a game with a paying parent behind him, and said nothing.

It was clearly an incident, but at this time he escaped perfectly, Dazai Osamu patted Sawada Tsunayoshi on the shoulder, "Just treat it as a payment to your eldest sister and niece, if they are all relatives, it will probably feel much better. "

The voice was no different from the previous talk about compensation, but this sentence was keenly captured by Nakahara Chuya and Skuvalo, and the two sides rushed to Dazai Osamu again, and began to level the ruins.

And Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't feel comforted in any way, "Mr. Dazai, as the eldest brother, should take care of him, but if it is Mr. Dazai, he will probably hack Nakahara-kun's bank account."

At this time, Nakahara, who was still besieging Osamu Dazai, also laughed, "There is no ATM system in hell, and they are all money houses in period dramas."

This is probably the only thing that can give Nakahara Nakaya, who is an idol, a little comfort.

If things go on like this, it will probably end only when the place really becomes flat, and the ghost lamp seems to have planned to treat them as free labor and do nothing, or in order to ask for more compensation to make up for the financial gap. I even think this is a very possible thing. Komaeda Nagito was very playful when he came in with a bulldozer, but I’m not a character who exposes the dark side of hell, I just don’t want to be like an emotionless wood The stakes are fixed here.

"Will I be sentenced to be with Osamu Dazai for 5000 years?"

"Screaming Hell is the hell where executives lie," Ghost Lantern turned to me and said, "Except for white lies, it's generally like this."

"However, our hell is not a devil compared to the western hell," Ghost Lantern said, "Because there is a saying of 'discounting crimes', so if you follow Qi Mu-kun's situation, you don't have to be punished in hell."

I was slightly relieved to hear this.

Anyway, as long as you don't partner with Osamu Dazai.

However, the statement of the ghost lamp also explains why members of the Zhongye Port Mafia in the Central Plains can still carry out activities in order to restore the Port Mafia to the shell of an entertainment company in hell.

Although the port mafia is notorious, it did protect the people of Yokohama in some places. In addition, it is a credit to close that world. If it is not closed, there is a high probability that the next world should be weird people and people like In the world of professional heroes like Saitama, if Genos said that there is a strange person in a few steps, the death toll will rise in a straight line.

"Ah, although I did do some good things," Ghost Lantern said, "but it's not for this reason, some crimes still need to be punished, but if you put them together, there are also many protesters on the ghost police side, and even for this reason. There are people who resign."

"The manpower in hell is already very tight. If I resign, I will also have a headache."

So because this group of port mafia guys are so difficult to deal with, even the criminal law system has been changed, and it has become a type with a schedule, instead of going to the next hell after completing the sentence in one hell. It's to give ghosts time to rest.

"However, there is no need for punishment in the Central Plains." Ghost Lantern said, "Because the Central Plains Lord is not a human being."

This is the first time I know this statement. In my opinion, the bones of Zhongya in the Central Plains are no different from normal human beings, and the internal organs are the same as human beings.

In comparison, the inside of the monster is very wonderful, like I have seen seven or eight kidneys, very amazing.

Among the monsters, the most human-like is Nura Rikusheng, who is of one-quarter bloodline. Except for the body structure inside the head after transformation, it is basically human-like, but the functions of the organs are much more active than humans, which is also true. As a result, he drank a lot of alcohol every day without getting fatty liver, a basic human disease.

This is what I saw after my super power was doubled back. Although I don't want this power at all, but now the guys playing tennis are getting more and more magical. For example, Keigo Atobe got it The eyes have a skill similar to X-rays when playing tennis.

Normally speaking, these are the types that can be judged as superpowers, but even Munakata Reiji only thinks that this is a skill for playing tennis.

See, that's the sport that's favored by the gods.

"However, Mr. Zhongyuan's words should be said to be human and not human, and it is difficult to define his existence." Ghost Lantern said, "The specifics are the secrets of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

"Like Lord Zhongyuan or monsters are not actually part of the trial," Ghost Lantern said, "It's like the food chain. No one will say that the wolf ate the sheep, and the sheep are guilty."

"Although there is a hell about waste in hell, there is no hell built for eating."

All in all, it is because Zhongyuan Zhongya's identity is not completely human, so he became the only dead person of the port mafia who did not need any punishment.

No wonder the port mafia would force a tone-deaf Zhongyuan into a rock icon.

Obviously no matter from which point of view, Ozaki Koyo and even Mori Ogai himself are quite suitable, and the type of Akutagawa Ryunosuke is not very pleasing, but if you are an idol, there will probably be a kind of contrast. Bar.

Although I speak clearly and logically, I really haven't studied it at all.

"Mr. Zhongyuan is very talented in singing," Gui Deng sincerely praised, "It is similar to the singing of snapdragon grass."

I am also a knowledgeable human being who listened to Zhongyuan Zhongya singing rock and roll last night. I suspect that ghost lights will lie to me again, but I soon realized the fact that ghost lights can’t lie to people, and in comparison In other words, Chuya Nakahara's singing voice is more moving, and I learned that at least those who like creatures like snapdragons in hell have mystical filters in their ears.

But since the ghost lamp said so, I don't need to be punished at all.

"Because the process needs to be gone through again," Gui Deng said, "and I am also very interested in the reforms proposed by Mr. Dazai."

At present, it seems that it is completely for the purpose of scaring me.

"Then Qi Mu-jun, what is your decision?" Gui Deng asked suddenly.

I looked at him with some doubts.

Ghost Lantern took out a scroll from his sleeve, he opened the scroll, and the scroll scattered all over the ground, "This is the report of the Kushengshen."

"There's the part about you saving the world." I watched a part of the scroll stretch out, and it stopped at about five meters.

"This is just a part," Ghost Lantern said after thinking for a while, "There are [-] such scrolls in total. Of course, they are not only for saving the world, but also for other good things."

"Things like picking up a pebble and avoiding a gas station explosion will be recorded."

"We are different from the God of Reaper in Western Hell. We don't have any performance indicators. We must know when humans will die. After all, we still have Sai Heyuan, who has children who died young and who need to be punished."

"If you follow the past practice, you should be able to become a god by virtue of merit."

The ghost lamp threw a shocking bomb at me.

"If you become a god through merit, it can be regarded as a recorded method of becoming a god."

Although most of the gods in Japan rely on faith, there is a chance of hundreds of millions to become gods, and they do not rely on any belief.

"If you become a god, Qi Mu-kun will probably always exist."

...My dream is to become an ordinary person. If I can't get rid of superpowers by reincarnation, I might as well die.

Hey hey hey, by the way, am I dead now?

It is impossible to become a god, and it will never be possible to become a god.

"If you give up the chance to become a god, Mr. Qi Mu will have to wait for reincarnation in hell." Ghost Lantern said.

Before the ghost lamp finished speaking, I chose the latter without hesitation. For me, it is better to be a real ordinary person than to be a god for a lifetime.

Ghost Lantern said: "That's really great, then you are welcome to join us."

Wait a minute, I thought for a few seconds and didn't know what the ghost lamp meant. How did I become a glorious ghost messenger?

"The reincarnation process for people with too much merit is very troublesome," Gui Deng said. "Becoming a ghost messenger is the easiest process. If you have a chance after working for decades, I will let you reincarnate. If you use other methods, wait a few days." You may not be able to succeed in a hundred years, and because of the golden light of merit and virtue, many gods, such as Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, will persuade you to become a god or a Buddha."

...If you think about it this way, it seems that becoming a ghost messenger is not so uncomfortable, at least there is still a hope of reincarnation.

"By the way, your new partner is Osamu Dazai."

Ghost Lantern left without saying a word, only Dazai Osamu who was still being hunted down took the time to smile at me.

Hey, Gao Tianyuan, I was jumped by a fairy.

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