One hour in the life of a superhuman

I wasn't too curious, especially since they were acting so strangely.

But [Sakamoto Beating a Bear] didn't give me room to refuse. I took two steps forward, picked up a basket from the ground where supplies were piled up, and picked three gooseberries in the field.

"Are you going out?" asked [Sakamoto Taneda] who was working in the field watching his movements.

His tone was like "ah, look, the tiger is coming out of the cage".

[Sakamoto Beats a Bear] nodded, showing a smile, "Get a pair of shoes for our new kid, so that he looks like a member of our Sakamoto Hope family."

[Sakamoto Soda] took a small step back calmly, "Really?" After a pause, he said, "That's a hard work for you."

I noticed that [Sakamoto Taneda] adjusted his body slightly when he stepped back, and said the last sentence facing me.

... [Sakamoto Beats a Bear] Can fishing catch Godzilla?

I really don't understand the thinking of these rich families.

[Sakamoto Beating a Bear] handed me the basket containing gooseberries, and took the fishing rod by himself, but when he was about to go out, [Sakamoto] stopped him.

[Sakamoto] looked up and down the luggage of our group, focusing on the fishing rod of [Sakamoto Beating a Bear]. He looks like a smiling lip. go together."

"Huh?" [Sakamoto Beating a Bear] tilted his head, "Don't you believe that I will take good care of our little brother?"

The tone of his speech has always been very loose, and it seems that there is a kind of gentleness that is easy to speak, but I have never used this as a criterion for judging a person. At least for now, it seems that X Kuma Sakamoto's children are all problem children.

I'm Kuma Sakamoto, no x.

[Sakamoto] Before replying, he shook his hand first, "Forget it, let's go together."

In this way, the number of our fishermen reached three, and [Sakamoto] was not empty-handed. He was holding a bowl and planned to take it back to water the fields after filling it with water.

When we went out, [Sakamoto Shooting Bear] leaned against a tree to see us off, but my hearing is very good, and I could hear him asking [Sakamoto Killing Bear] Nakahara Chuya, "Do you think my brother can come back?"

"According to seniority, this is your second uncle." But after a pause, he said in a low voice, "Maybe."

The gathering place is specially selected, and the distance from each resource point is not very far, and it will arrive soon.

[Sakamoto Beats a Bear] He began to straighten the fishing rod. There was a small pond in front of him, but he swung it back vigorously as if he was facing the sea.

Strangely, logically speaking, the fishing line that was supposed to slide backward first, turned out to be like an arrow off the string and came straight towards us obliquely behind. Move your body and zoom in a little bit.

I was about to dodge, when suddenly the whole angle of view changed, I was picked up by [Sakamoto], he quickly dodged to the right, and the fishing line fell into the air.

I thought it was over, but I didn't expect that the panicked [Sakamoto Collecting] yelled "There is a snake!", and suddenly rushed over from the nearby bushes with a basket in his arms. Target.

[Sakamoto] who was holding me let out a sigh, as if guiding Murphy's Law, what happened next took me by surprise.

[Sakamoto Beat the Bear], who turned his back to us and threw the fishing rod, turned his head to [Sakamoto Collecting] and apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect this to happen. Hey, I'm really unlucky." After a pause, he said , "It's okay, I'll help you right away."

【Collection by Sakamoto】Hearing this, his eyes widened and he waved his hands again and again, "No, no need, I can do it myself."

However it was too late.

[Sakamoto Beating a Bear] seemed to want to take off the hook hooked on [Sakamoto Gathering], and pulled the fishing rod vigorously, and the five-year-old [Sakamoto Gathering] flew directly into the sky and spun in the sky After 180 degrees, the fishing line tied him tightly, revealing only two flustered hands.

In the posture of a novice athlete diving for the first time, he fell head down, shouting "help" and fell into the pond where [Sakamoto beat the bear] wanted to fish before, splashing a lot of water and a bunch of fish.

……

Before we stepped forward to rescue him, [Sakamoto Collection] floated up in a dazed state, with his feet on his back, his body was covered with fishing line, like a broken fish thrown into the water after being kidnapped. .Ragdoll.

It can be rated as the first misfortune I entered this world.

[Sakamoto Gathering] has a shoe hanging on top of his head, holds another one in his right hand, and a fat fish in his left hand with a red koi in his mouth.

We hurried forward to fish out [Sakamoto Collection], and when we walked in, we found that there were five or six small fish dancing happily on his stomach.

And the basket that slowly floated up was also full of harvest.

At this time, the fish in his left hand flicked its tail and broke free, but because of too much force, it jumped over its head. Instead of falling into the pond, it directly knocked unconscious the big fat duck watching the excitement.

……

[Sakamoto Shooting Bear] got two pairs of shoes from [Sakamoto Collection], looked at the fish all over the place and the big fat duck that was knocked unconscious by the fish, and sighed, "I'm still lucky."

When he said this to [Sakamoto Collection], wouldn't his conscience ache?

Fortunately, it is simply inhuman, and it is miserable.

[Sakamoto Shooting Bear] The only thing he knows about himself is that he needs three people to catch a fish.

After being greatly stimulated, [Sakamoto Gathering]'s hands and feet were weak like yellow fever after being bitten by a mosquito, and he walked limply like noodles, so he could only be carried by [Sakamoto].

We have divided the gooseberries in the basket. At this time, there are three fish in it, and the rest can only run a few more times later.

And [Sakamoto Shooting Bear] is still holding his precious fishing rod, which is not a fishing rod, but a mysterious killer rod.

I think with just this fishing rod, they X Bear Sakamoto can achieve their mission of beating and shooting bears.

But please remember, look carefully, although I am called [Sakamoto Kuma], but I am not that bear, I don't want to fly around in the sky, and then fall into the pool as a human bait.

After witnessing the previous scene, I feel that although our Dazai family is poor, they are also very poor and have a lot of backbone. They can’t wear shoes obtained by feeding fish with the flesh and blood of family members, eh, probably not.

I completely ignored the fact that our Dazai family is a poor family that doesn't even have a fishing rod.

I just remember that under each pair of shoes are bloody [Sakamoto Collection] with their feet upturned.

Miserable, so miserable.

But when [Sakamoto Shooting Bear] put the shoes on for me, well, the guilt made me have to say, I'm sorry.

... really fragrant.