One hour in the life of a superhuman

I shook off his hand and took a few steps back.

I always thought [Dazai's eldest son] was a relatively easy-going guy, but I, who lost my super powers, finally lost my sight.

I don't hate this feeling.

It's just, this guy, it's okay, he's a pervert.

"You like to be forced to dress up?" I said, "Your hobby is really unique."

Although I look like a woman, I have never concealed my masculine characteristics. I say that the way of walking is all masculine. There is a big difference between the words used by men and women in various countries, except for the "she, he, it" of flower growers in spoken language. It will not be able to distinguish when it is translated, but this is not the case in Japanese.

Even though [Dazai's eldest son] should have been a male originally, and did not change his gender like [Dazai's eldest daughter], I don't know this, but the other party's observation ability is not so weak, it is impossible not to notice this.

After thinking this through, the other party was either a pervert or did it on purpose.

[Dazai's eldest son] quickly withdrew his hand, and didn't answer my previous sentence, "I'm not interested in dying with a man, of course, neither is a big guy in women's clothing."

So, why are you looking for me?

Sure enough, it's just a pervert.

Although I think it's so simple, it's obviously not. If I insist on saying it, the other party is testing me just like [Dazai's eldest daughter].

That's the trouble with dealing with smart people, eating gooseberries happily together, and then figuring out how to leave this place forever, going back to each other, never seeing each other again, isn't it all right?

Instead of just dumping the culprit on me.

"Beforehand." In order to save some trouble, I decided to explain the current situation, "I have nothing to do with this matter at all, just a passerby who was involved."

However, as soon as I finished speaking, I heard the roar of the eldest daughter who could no longer hold back after suppressing it.

"Are you kidding me on purpose?"

He rushed towards the eldest son like a cannonball, just a flying kick, and he still didn't forget to pull his little pants that were easy to fall off at any time.

On target.

【The eldest son of Dazai】Draw a curve in the air, and fell into a small pond. The wild duck next to him flapped its wings twice in shock.

The six-year-old, who obviously only eats gooseberries, but is also very stocky [Dazai's eldest daughter] clapped her hands, like a sumo wrestler, not that he walked like a sumo wrestler, but brought With a sense of oppression of gigantism, he walked in front of [Dazai's eldest son] step by step.

【Eldest Dazai Son】emerged from the pond as if he was only half-breathed, with a duck egg on top of his head that was curled up into a mess. He was covered in the shadow of 【Eldest Dazai Daughter】and raised his head, As silly and sweet as he stretched out his right hand like beckoning a puppy, "Hi~"

Unexpectedly, [Dazai's eldest daughter] stepped on his shoulder and crushed it twice. He raised his head, and the wreath above his head seemed to be shining, which was exactly like a coronation crown.

After waiting for a while, he lowered his body again, "How do you want to die?"

As soon as the words fell, the queen turned into a female version of King Kong, and picked up his neck.

The two-year age difference is not reflected in the height, and even [Dazai's eldest daughter] looks a little shorter, so the whole picture looks very funny.

A shrunken version of the Hulk fighting Iron Man?

I glanced at it and ignored it.

Looking up at the sky, if you flicker the sounds of fists and fists in your ears, it is really quiet time.

However, at this moment, there was another cry of a baby screaming from behind.

I turned around and looked at a baby in no surprise. Generally speaking, this burst of crying will last for a few seconds, and then it will automatically stop. Wearing baby skin is basically an adult, no matter how If I panic, I won't continue to cry shamelessly, but I will calm down immediately and start thinking about how to hijack me as an adult with my baby's body.

Hey, I've only given birth three times, so I'm pretty experienced in dealing with these brats.

But this baby was different, the panic on his face didn't look fake, it looked like he could vomit his soul in the next second.

"Eh?"

"Eh??"

"Eh???"

Since he could only say one word at a time, he said three "eh" in a hurry to express his shock.

Looks like an ordinary person.

I picked him up as usual, and the hunger bar above his head was filled.

I don't know how it feels to be a breastfed person, but his whole body suddenly turns red and red, but when he sees [Dazai's eldest daughter] beating [Dazai's eldest son] who needs to be covered in mosaics After the scene, the whole person became pale and motionless, as if the biological instinct began to play dead.

"It's okay, it's just domestic violence." I was very calm.

[Dazai's eldest daughter] and [Dazai's eldest son] should know each other in reality.

This kind of probability is just two unlucky eggs.

But after I finished saying this, the baby looked even more frightened, shivering helplessly.

Hey, hey, from his point of view, if I were a mother, the first two would be brother and sister?So is misunderstood domestic violence a tradition?

I don't want to explain anything, and it's okay to let him misunderstand. If I can always be a timid and good baby, it will save a lot of trouble.

"Your name is Dazai's second daughter."

"Eh?"

It looks like another boy in real life.

"You're already a big kid, so you need to know that gender is just a cloud." He looked like a poor boy among monsters. In order to prevent him from becoming the first member of the [Dazai] family to be scared to death, I casually comforted him. road.

He looked more like crying.

[Dazai's eldest son] Seeing another child in my arms, his face was swollen like a pig's head on an altar, and he walked over.

This place is very magical, even if it is placed in this way, it can be beaten by Harmony anywhere, but there is no blood at all, and the other party looks very lively.

At this point, [Dazai's eldest daughter] was very upset, her fingers were clenched into fists, making a bang bang.

I can still understand him on this point. After all, beating people also requires strength, and it is very annoying if there is no result. I just hope that he will not starve himself to death after beating him.

【Eldest Son of Dazai】stared at 【Second Son of Dazai】with some curiosity, only thinking that the latter wanted to shrink himself into a shrimp.

"You're going to scare him to death." [Dazai's Eldest Daughter] frowned and pulled [Dazai's Eldest Son] away one meter away.

"Ah, she is really a trustworthy 'big sister'." [Dazai Eldest Son] said in a drawn-out tone, and then got a fist the size of a steamed stuffed bun stamped on his eyes.

"It hurts." [Dazai's eldest son] screamed in pain, but clapped his hands without sincerity, "At this time, shouldn't we celebrate the addition of a new member to [Dazai's] big family?"

I didn't bother to talk to him, and left the work of taking care of my second daughter to my eldest daughter, who was very irritable but so far very reliable, and continued to study this place.

After all, I'm the only one doing things other than eating.

But what I didn't expect was that [Dazai's eldest son] was the first to discover something.

I haven't seen him for a while, he hummed a little tune and walked over with a basket in his hand.