One hour in the life of a superhuman

I had a bad feeling when I left the house in the morning.

It's not just because last night I and Osamu Dazai and others drove away the Yokohama Hyakki Night Walk, slept for less than four hours, and woke up early on purpose to watch the replay of the finale of "It's Your Turn" on the computer , it turned out that the murderer was really Kuroshima.

Hei Dao is a popular candidate for the behind-the-scenes BOSS, and it's not out of the ordinary, but it's fine if the screenwriter is a little bit more thoughtful, but no matter how you look at it, it's unfinished.

A girl who eats three bowls of rice with great strength, and a man who likes her can be brainwashed into an accomplice to murder, and the reason for killing is anti-social personality?Hit set ah.

Is she the Shinmi Teruhashi who can make everyone say "oh hoo"?

Are you still a superhuman like me?

With this kind of plot, if Kudo Shinichi is on the scene, there will be no two seasons, at most three episodes, leaving room for the murderer to commit crimes.

But what is even worse is that "It's Your Turn" is a highly discussed suspenseful reasoning drama. Now it can be said that it is no longer suspenseful, but has become a frightening love drama, so there are many people discussing along the way. Don't listen to everyone's grievances stacking up. At this time, I hope very much that I can make Dazai Osamu a lucky thing.

However, my bad premonition is not due to precognitive dreams or other things, but it has nothing to do with pure mood. Strictly speaking, it should belong to the sixth sense?But not to the point of triggering a precognitive dream.

This was confirmed when a dude wrapped himself in a hood and stretched out his hand suspiciously towards me while I was walking at the crossroads.

She covered herself so that no trace of her skin was exposed, and she was wearing the uniform of PK Middle School. Before she walked in, she could smell the strong fragrance of roses that made her want to vomit three meters away. She looked like a suspicious person planning to kidnap others .

I thought about it, and pretended I didn't see it, so let's go to school on another road.

But the man rushed out, like a whirlwind, and stopped in front of me.

"Qimu, you are so cruel, you actually pretend you didn't see me? QAQ"

Of course I know who the other party is, Reita Torisushi, a superpower who can see ghosts, who discovered me through ghosts, first found me because he wanted to be a teacher with me, and captured the hearts of girls by using superpowers. This kind of wretched behavior, I have only one answer, refuse.

Dressing up so weirdly, he should be wanted by the whole school for peeking at girls changing clothes again.

"Ah, do you think I'm going to peek at girls changing clothes again?"

Toritsu Zerota rushed over, and said with a face of accusation, "Don't try to deny it, it's obvious on your face."

Yeah, my expression hasn't moved a single bit, it's still perfectly deadpan.

Because I was blocked by him, I had to stop. I regretted that I didn't just use teleportation to go to school in the morning. Now it is impossible to use teleportation. Now is the peak time for going to school, and the flow of people is too dense. .

Toritsu Lingta dragged me into a small alley, the strong aroma of roses on his body made me feel a little uncomfortable, if I sneezed, what would happen, do you know?If the control is not good, the city will be divided into two.

"Why do you wear so much perfume?"

I asked the question telepathically, with no expression on my face.

"Ah, of course it's to hide from monsters," Torisuka Reita said, "Don't monsters recognize people by smell?"

"I only have my mother's perfume in my house, and the smell is a little too strong." As soon as the words fell, Reita Toritsu sneezed several times by herself.

So you know it too?

But aren't you a psychic who can only see ghosts?

Hey, hey, speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that yesterday this world has merged with the world of [Youkai] and [Collecting] Shigeo Kageyama, and last night, I saw Hyakki Yako with my own eyes, and I shot a monster on the moon with my own hands.

I looked up at the sky, and at the place where the moon should be, I saw that monster still gnawing on the soil.

...The vitality is really tenacious, I don't know if it will mutate after being exposed to too much radiation.

Toritsu Reita followed my line of sight and saw nothing, "What are you looking at?"

I looked away, "No, so?"

"I don't even have any memories myself, but I seem to have offended a snow girl."

Reita Torisuke rubbed her hair exaggeratedly, "It happened when you sneaked after a girl? Or on the street, using the wind made by the ghost to peek under the skirt, eh, when exactly?"

"Anyway, now that Snow Maiden says she wants to marry me."

At three o'clock in the morning, when Niao Shuling, who was almost frozen into an ice cube, was sober, there was a girl in white in front of him.

The other party lowered his head, revealing a beautiful white neck, and when he raised his head slightly, he also had an extremely beautiful face.

If one ignores the cold ice that keeps spreading out under her feet, this kind of bridge section similar to the harem romance, I am afraid that Reita Toritsu can wake up laughing from a dream.

Hey, isn't this a good thing?

Probably girls all over Japan will thank this Yuki who has taken Reita Toritsu.

"Snow girl, the guy who turns the person he likes into an ice figurine, I will be killed by her."

Reita Torisuke clutched his body and shivered, then shook off the guards all over the floor.

"Qimu, you have to help me."

I don't really want to take care of this, but if I don't, there is a high probability that Toritsu Reita will hug my thigh and become my pendant.

Torisu Reita is not Osamu Dazai, and he can help counteract my superpowers, and he, apart from letting a group of ghosts dance samba around me, I still despise him.

However, this matter is also a little troublesome. If Reita Toritsu is frozen and dies, it will become a murder case. If the police are watching, he will face endless investigations, and the incident is too bizarre. It will attract reporters.

Thanks to the fact that I'm from another class, but from time to time they will come to ask me about the door. There is a high probability that all the students will say that I am the one who has the best relationship with Toritsu Reita.

Then my peaceful daily life will be GG, which is something I cannot tolerate.

But this matter can't be agreed so easily, otherwise this guy will definitely push his feet, and then seek excitement to peek at the skirt of the beautiful female monster.

If this is the case, it is better to let him die, and I will find a way to reduce the impact of this matter.

"I make coffee jelly for a month."

"make a deal."

In fact, this is not just because of the coffee jelly for a month, this is not the point.

I found out that the world has started to have its own story logic. It stands to reason that this world merged with the world of [Monster] at twelve o'clock last night.

And how did Reita Torisuke mess with Yukio?

If a new story begins purely from the perspective of character, this step in the evolution of the world is really a big step.

Originally, when Vongola's world merged with the writer's world, there were still a large group of spies who didn't know what they were doing.

And now...

"Can you see monsters?"

"Qimu, what are you talking about? Didn't I tell you?"

According to Toritsu Reita, it is no different from before.

There is an old man in the temple. When he was a child, Totsuka Reita asked him how to distinguish between ghosts and humans.

The other party replied that it was enough to just hug him, but it turned out that the old man was a ghost.

Replace the old man with a monster, and tell the history of the discovery of monsters by Reita Toritsu.

"But in my memory, when I was in the same school as me in junior high school, there was a guy who was a grade lower than me, and there was a person who was bullied by monsters very badly."

It's like the result of memory being forced, and Reita Torisuke can't remember the other party's name at all.

But Reita Torisuke didn't think it was a big deal, because I agreed to help him deal with Yukino, so he breathed a sigh of relief, "Ah, with Saiki's help, I feel confident all at once."

"Although I specially prepared the soul of an onmyoji, and I will let him go to my body when I meet a snow girl, but he can only summon Shikigami to help with hygiene. Although there is no problem with the guarantee, other than the mouth escape, I feel Is it useful for the one who is not natural?"

As Reita Torisuke said, he took out several brochures from his backpack about firms dealing with "spiritual abilities" that deal with this issue, "I also researched several firms."

"But the prices are very expensive, only this one is called 'Psychic Consultation Institute', I can still accept the ordinary price, but the reviews on the Internet are mixed, and some people say that they were tricked into a high-priced horse killing chicken."

"If you have Qi Mu now, you can save a lot of money."

Listening to Toritsu Reita's words, a month's worth of coffee jelly is too bad.

In this case, I glanced at those promotional posters. I still don't understand things like monsters and spiritual powers. I originally planned to go and see them after class, but now...

I picked up a brochure, which happened to belong to that "Psychic Consultation Institute", "Let's go together after school."

"Eh?" Torisuzu said exaggeratedly, "Yuki Onna, Saiki can handle it with one punch. There is no need to spend money to kill chickens. Could it be that you like this?"

He winked at me, I ignored him, turned and left.

Reita Torisuke stopped me immediately, "Okay, the money I planned to buy for the photo..." He gritted his teeth and agreed.

Rei Torisuka and I spent a lot of time. When we arrived at the school, Mr. Yamazaki was already blocking the door. Looking at the watch in his hand, he was about to close the door. The two of us barely made it to safety.

However, at the moment Mr. Yamazaki closed the door, a person suddenly rushed from a distance. He was dressed in black, and the style of the school uniform was not from our school.

The man had flowing black hair and wore black-rimmed glasses. When he was about half a meter away from the school gate, he handsomely entered the school gate with a sliding shovel.

"COOL!"

Reita Torisuke who was standing next to me couldn't help but shouted.

When I hear this word, I always have a feeling of deja vu.

For example, the patriarch of the Sakamoto family can ask him to give him a thumbs up and shout "COOL" whenever and wherever he raises his hands.

The female version of Teruhashi Shinmi simply refers to the commonality between "Oh hoo" and "COOL".

Toritsu Rei lowered his head and lowered his voice, even with the jealousy in his tone, he couldn't hide the jealousy and asked me, "Who is this guy? The school uniform doesn't look like our school's."

I ignored him and looked at the man up and down. He was tall. Even though he had just experienced a slide, his clothes were still neat. There were no signs of wear and tear on the clothes, as if they had been coated with fabric softener. Stick it on your body.

Mr. Yamazaki stopped him, thought for a moment, and then asked, "Ah, you are the new transfer student? Why are you here in this suit?"

"The school uniform of PK Middle School can only be picked up today, so I wore the school uniform of my previous school." The man replied calmly.

"That's it, then I will wear our school's uniform tomorrow." Mr. Yamazaki nodded. He had a very good attitude towards freshmen who did not cause trouble, and pointed him in the direction of the dean's office. "Let's report to the dean's office first."

When I turned my head, I saw that Reita Tosusuke and I were still standing in the same place, and yelled at us like a different person, "Why don't you guys go to class? Didn't you hear the bell for class?"

Mr. Yamazaki is a good teacher who loves school and students, but this does not prevent him from roaring like a monster when he gets angry. Those like Reita Torisushi who often have a history of harassing female students are a little afraid of Mr. Yamazaki.

Hearing this, Reita Torisusu shuddered, shouted, "Hi!", and ran towards the classroom.

In order not to go too far, I followed Reita Tosusuke, but when I turned my head, I pretended to glance at the freshman inadvertently, but I didn't expect the other party's eyes to bump into him. Although he was a little surprised, he He was not too embarrassed, and looked at me very frankly.

This process only lasted a second or two.

It was the meeting ceremony between the head of the Sakamoto family and the Dazai family in the real world.

However, it is impossible to determine a person only by pretending to be aggressive, and only two points can determine the front line.

But on this point, it was confirmed afterwards.

In the middle of the class, the door of the classroom was opened, and the transfer student from the morning walked out.

The teacher got the news before us, and she wasn't surprised by the sudden interruption. She welcomed the transfer student in with a smile, and there was a lot of noise in the classroom. What happened in the morning has been publicized, so everyone is now Discuss transfer students.

If you use the bubble form of the barrage, you can see the bubbles all over the screen, all of which are "said to be a very cool person".

After seeing real people, they all become "so handsome", both men and women. I feel that those people in the tennis team can't keep the backup team.

At least half of them will defect to the new transfer student if he does a few more cool things.

But when the transfer student introduced himself, everyone fell silent after being swept away by his gaze. It was as if they had their own magic power, and there was obviously no sense of oppression.

"My name is Sakamoto."

Without the following name, it seems to be [Sakamoto].

Hey, hey, he used his real name directly, which is really bold.

The author has something to say: It's your turn, I've been chasing you for so long, I'm really upset QAQ