One hour in the life of a superhuman

Osamu Dazai, who was jointly sold by me and Nakahara Chuya, can we not drop by to join in the fun?

There is such a good opportunity, of course, it can only be denied.

The effect of this opportunity for Osamu Dazai to dance in the pond is comparable to Chuya Chuya's Nei Bazi Xinjiang dance, how could he miss it.

I was just looking for an opportunity, just to find a just right excuse to observe it, but Nakahara Nakaya also thought the same as me at this time, and asked me before I did. He pretended to say, "What does the pond have to do with shoes?" ?"

Didn't he feel flustered when he asked this?

Everyone came from the Sakamoto family, and they were the third generation before [Beating Bear] died. We have personally seen how [Beating Bear] waved a fishing rod to perform a unique baptism of the Sakamoto family.

But I have to say, this reason is beautiful.

[Slick Ghost III] It’s easy to talk, and it can almost be said to answer every question, “If you are fishing in the pond, there is a chance that you will catch shoes, but the probability is very low. If you have this time, it’s better to catch snakes with a bow and arrow. Skin the snakes to make snakeskin shoes."

But then he added, "But [Slick Ghost Lucky] was an accident, and he can reap a lot every time."

"But," [Slick Ghost III] paused at this moment, and remained silent for a long time, "Under that situation, [Slick Ghost Despair] can still stand up and walk on its own, which is really amazing."

[Slick ghost desperate]?

"Isn't there still [Slick Ghost Hope]?" [Grassing Fruit] Zhong Yuanzhong also asked curiously.

[Slick Ghost III] nodded, "They are two children of [Slick Ghost Lucky], a boy and a girl, the girl is called [Hope], and [Despair] is the younger brother."

If my guess is right, [Slide Ghost Luck] should be [Sakamoto Bear], and it is also the branches of the peak college who entered the private hopes with super colleges and universities.

It really has his naming style.

The luck that I could not forget when I was in Sakamoto's house finally became his daughter.

Mother of Hope?The four provinces and five incomes also fulfilled their wishes.

"It looks tragic," [Guo Nong Hisoka] was not interested in these, and grabbed the key words with great interest, "It sounds very interesting, can I go and watch it?"

"I don't care, but it is very likely to be affected." [Slick Ghost III] said, "I still have to breastfeed [Slick Ghost Hei Changzhi]. If you are interested, you can go and see for yourself."

[Slick Tougui III] pointed to a direction, which is exactly in the swamp of the Sakamoto family. There are ponds all over the place, but the last one was made into a well by us.

Even though I knew the route completely, I still followed Nakahara Chuya, pretending not to be very familiar with it. The swamp is not far away, and we arrived after a short walk.

But the one who arrived first was Osamu Dazai with a heroic scream, "Ahhhhhhhh~"

It directly transformed from "ah" to "ow", always feeling like being hit by [Slick Ghost Lucky] Komaeda Futo who was wielding a fishing rod after being hit by the centrifugal force of the fishing rod swung by luck and misfortune Back to the original shape.

Hearing the sound, we hurried forward a few more steps.

However, at this moment, a black object skipped in front of our eyes, and we could only see the completely deformed facial features that were almost blurred into one piece, but we could still see the face of [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai.

After such a long period of six days, four of the original five ponds were sealed, only one remained as a pond, and the remaining four became wells.

However, after becoming [Sakamoto Bear] became [Sliding Ghost Lucky], the power of the branches seemed to become the "[Hope] mother of [Hope], and he even went to the same level.

Because he was fishing for Dazai Osamu's calf, the hard-pressed Dazai Osamu was hanging upside down, face down, almost thrown by him on the surrounding trees, rubbing his face against nature, and scrubbing the trees.

Pure natural Osamu Dazai-like tree special scrub towel, you deserve it.

If you want to match the advertising words, I think this is perfect.

This is not over yet, [Slick Ghost Lucky] Komaeda Nagito's balance of luck and misfortune will never end at this stage of the tree.

After Osamu Dazai enjoyed the facial massage (?) treatment, he began to be forced to take a bath again, and entered the four wells one by one to enjoy the water well SPA.

Amidst the screams that could no longer come out, Osamu Dazai plunged into the last pond, splashing huge waves, like a humanoid electric fish, smashing out countless fish, And five pairs of shoes.

If it's that kind of slot machine, it's the jackpot.

Thanks to Osamu Dazai for his dedication, there are exactly five of us here, and if there is one pair missing, we have to do it again.

However, if you come again, in terms of weight, the only three-year-old [grass head fruit] Zhong Yuanzhong is definitely the best choice, so please aim a little bit.

Dazai Osamu's resistance is very strong. He probably committed suicide for a long time. After floating out of the pond with a grunt, he can use his mouth to command Nakahara Chuya.

"Brother, pull me up."

However, the younger brother [Grassing Head Fruit] Zhong Yuanzhong didn't intend to pay attention to him, and even gave him a contemptuous smile.

[Little Love Fruit] When Osamu Dazai cast his eyes on me, I quickly pretended to be checking the fishing rod.

He had to hold his old waist and support himself.

Osamu Dazai should be happy, at least he looked much better when he fainted than [collection] Shigeo Kageyama at that time.

"You guys are too much." The wet [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai was not happy, his whole body was full of low air pressure, because the air pressure was too low, his height was lowered, and he became a Q version of three-headed body. I'll sell the replacement shoes."

No, would I be such a person?

Would sell a family member for a pair of shoes?

That's right, that's it, but the correct statement should be that shoes are second, and wanting to sell Osamu Dazai is the priority.

"But it's strange, it's okay for the slug to know the unique secrets of this [Slick Ghost Lucky]," [Little Love Fruit] Osamu Dazai asked, "Why does my brother also know about this?"

Osamu Dazai wore the skin of a six-year-old girl, and shouted "Oni-chan" to me. If she was really a six-year-old girl in body and mind, she would probably be able to call it cute, but it can be converted to Dazai Osamu. , he screamed while pinching his throat, which only gave me the urge to shudder, and throw him on the moon to eat dirt with the monster.

Regarding this point, I thought there would be a loophole before, but I ignored it in order to sell Dazai Osamu, but I am not such a loose person, so I naturally found a reason to make it through before I acted like this.

"Of course there is a way to know," I said, "Don't look at me like this uncle, I also know S-class heroes."

I deliberately said that my age was more than [-] years old. If I changed from a high school student to a middle-aged uncle, the degree of safety would be much higher, and if I revealed that I knew an S-class hero, it would only be Genos.

The only trouble is that Genos is the third generation of the Sakamoto family, or was born by [Bald] Skuvalo after [Beat the Bear] went out with us to kill bears, that is to say, Genos did not see him at all. Go through the pond baptism event of [Beat the Bear].

But it doesn't matter, just let the remaining people tell him, no one can say that it is impossible.

If it's too perfect, it will arouse suspicion.Now that's the case, it should feel just right.

In the worst case, just gamble on luck and see if you can meet them and get a result.

Sure enough, [Little Love Fruit] Dazai Osamu and [Grassing Head Fruit] Nakahara Chuya did not interrogate this point.

Everyone put on the shoes that Osamu Dazai worked hard for.

At this moment, [Konong Hisoka] was looking up and down at [Slick Ghost Lucky], but Komaeda Nagito is not known for force, and his whole body movements can show that he has not received any training in fighting, but it seems that In order to be able to bring shoes to everyone better, I have practiced arm strength.

Nagito Komaeda was unable to swing so many circles with a fishing rod before.

If you think about it this way, Osamu Dazai met the evolved Komaeda Nagito, well, it would be considered unfortunate.

But if it's just this attribute, [Fruit Nong Hisoka] soon became uninterested, and yawned boredly.

[Slick Ghost Lucky] Komaeda Nagito stared at [Catch the Head Fruit] Nakahara Nakaya.

[Grassing head fruit] Zhong Yuan Zhong also asked, "What's the matter?"

"Ah, no," [Slick Ghost Lucky] said subconsciously, but then waved his hand and said, "I feel like someone from the Sakamoto family I know, [Kill Bear]?"

[Catch the head fruit] Zhong Yuanzhong was also surprised, but he was not too surprised. When he was in the Sakamoto family, because of the X Bear small group, he was very familiar with the people in the X Bear small group, especially [Beat the Bear] 】【Shooting the Bear】【Killing the Bear】This trio combined.

I am not included in this point. I am the youngest child born to [Sakamoto], and I am two-digit ages away from the oldest [Beating Bear]. When the bears were massacred, they didn't pick me up, but they couldn't recognize me like a member of the X-Bears small group at a glance.

[Grassing head fruit] Zhongyuan Zhong didn't deny it, "I didn't expect to see you again in the territory of the Sakamoto family."

"It's just the [Slicker Ghost] family for the time being," [Slicker Ghost Lucky] said, "[Sakamoto] will be back."

I was a little surprised and didn't quite understand what was going on and why he was able to be so sure of this.

But the other party didn't continue talking, but let us go to the cemetery.

With such doubts in mind, we first returned to Sakamoto, no, it is now the family settlement of the slippery ghost.

There is a little boy standing at the door, the name on the top of his head is [Slick Ghost Despair], the previous victim of [Slick Ghost Lucky], he seemed relieved to see our group come back safely, But he didn't say anything, just stood calmly and watched us enter the family settlement.

He is holding a basket in his hand and needs to work because he is three years old.

As I thought, after we walked in,【Slick Ghost Despair】went out with a basket.

When I looked back, I caught a glimpse of [Little Love Fruit]'s eyes flickering, as if I had discovered something.

Walking into the family settlement of the slippery ghost, from the inside, it is bigger than what we saw outside before, everything looks very orderly, like a small tribe.

But in terms of numbers, it is still too small.

The person who is busy making iron by the stove is [Sakamoto Nozomi], who is now four years old and the only underage girl. She should not enter many times. It is a very common random appearance, but in terms of proficiency , looks like a veteran.

[Grassing head fruit] Zhongyuan Zhong also wandered around, and suddenly made a collision sound.

I turned my head and looked over, and found that Zhong Yuanzhong had bumped into another girl, and he called out, "Why don't you have any sense of existence?"

The girl on the top of her head whose name is [Slick Tougui Dizi] has an ordinary passer-by face with fair skin, which seems to be just a random skin, and she probably hasn't experienced too many infrastructure construction activities.

He apologized to Nakahara Chuya, "Sorry, I didn't mean to."

【Third generation of slippery ghost】helped him out, "This guy has the same sense of existence as slippery ghost, so he is often forgotten by people." After a pause, he said, "Compared to human beings, he is more suitable for slippery ghosts. "

I don't know if I am comforting the other party.

However, in terms of this sense of presence, I have only seen one person who has it, Kuroko Tetsuya who is known as the "Phantom Sixth Man" in the Teiko Basketball Club.

He is a guy with a weak sense of presence. If he doesn't take the initiative to speak out, he will be easily forgotten, but if he has a heartfelt voice, I will not miss him no matter what.

Obviously, his athletic ability is not very good, but he can be an excellent passer by using this characteristic.

In the Teiguang basketball club, he is a guy who is pleasing to the eye that I rarely see.

With this ability and this personality, he should be Tetsuya Kuroko.

Unexpectedly, the guy who has been neglected all this time has become the son of [Slick Ghost] here.

He has been given high hopes, and this is the beginning of Kuroko Tetsuya's rise history.

I still really mind what Komaeda Nagito said before, "[Sakamoto] will come back".

[Grassing head fruit] Nakahara Chuya seemed very concerned, after returning from [Slick head ghost son] Kuroko Tetsuya, he went to the cemetery with [Little love fruit] Osamu Dazai, and I followed as if I was going to join in the fun .

There are a lot of tombs in the cemetery, densely arranged in one piece. When we saw it before, there were almost 40, but in fact there should be more.

I even saw [Sakamoto Kuma]'s grave inside.

To be honest, looking at my own grave by myself is a bit strange.

After looking at the above names one by one, I finally found something wrong.

The author has something to say: Well, because there are still people who haven't come out, the genealogy of [Slick Ghost] is put in the back, and now it is the genealogy of [Fruit Farmer].

First Generation: Hisoka

The second generation: two dead rotten apples; Green Apple No. [-], not shown; Green Apple No. [-], male, Saiki: Little Love Fruit, female, Osamu Dazai; Grasping Head Fruit, male, Nakahara Chuya;

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In order to rescue Osamu Dazai who was tied to the fishing rod, Musa smashed a grenade. Komaeda Nagito played a lucky offensive to avoid it perfectly, and at the same time Nakahara Chuya was hit =3=

Red and Yixiao secretly planted a mine under Komaeda Nagito's feet, which was perfectly avoided by Komaeda Nagito =3=

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For Osamu Dazai's face, the one who put the nutrient solution on the tree has Qishen +2, sex +2, =3=