Beauty comes first

Book Title: Beauty is the Best

Author: Bi Lege Ling

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Seeing that the roommate and best friend, the school girl, easily picked up the girl, Liu Zixiao decided to follow suit, so he smiled and said, "Beauty, your aunt is gone."

However, what greeted Liu Zixiao was the fist of a beauty, so this is really a sad story...

Mild Mary's disease and deep facial control by vs comics big touch violent beauty seduction

PS: "Not Married?Why are you flirting with me?" is an extended article, but you can read it independently. Due to Liu Zixiao's deep facial control, the beauty has been abstinent for many years, so this is a story about driving a car without a word. It's so sweet that you lose your teeth, so be careful ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Content tags: urban love, special liking, happy friends, sweet articles

Search keywords: Protagonist: Liu Zixiao; Congratulations┃Supporting role: Yang Haochen┃Others: Lure

☆, there are beauties

"Haochen, why did you just come back, didn't ask for leave, and didn't get through to your buddy's number? Do you know that I'm so worried!" Opening the door, seeing Yang Haochen, Liu Zixiao was full of surprise, and then he laid heavily on Yang Haochen. Hammered, "Where have you been these few days? You don't even know that the school teachers can't hide it, and your milk tea shop is about to explode!"

"It's a temporary emergency, I will go and explain it to the teacher." Yang Haochen suddenly stretched out his hand and gave Liu Zixiao a big hug, "Thank you."

Liu Zixiao was stunned immediately - damn, why did he become so enthusiastic?

That's right, Yang Haochen gave everyone in the dormitory a big hug, even Yixiang who had always disliked him, and Yixiang ran away blushing in fright.

"I don't think you're normal." Liu Zixiao stared at Yang Haochen for a long time, but couldn't see why, "I lost a little weight, but I don't seem to be unhappy. Tell me, what are you doing these days?" ?”

"It's time to solve the major issues in life!" Yang Haochen lay on his bed leisurely, then looked at the ceiling quietly, and suddenly said, "The ceiling of our school is quite white, isn't it?"

Liu Zixiao: "..." It's over, is this a crazy rhythm?

Then Yang Haochen muttered something again, and then fell asleep with his head down in a short while. Liu Zixiao didn't dare to disturb him, but silently stuck the thermometer for measuring body temperature on Yang Haochen's forehead for a while, and felt relieved when he found that he didn't have a fever.

After sleeping in the dark, Yang Haochen didn't wake up until the next morning. He was in good condition, his complexion was ruddy and shiny, and even his hairstyle seemed to look much better. Frequent sideways glances.

"You didn't break up with your girlfriend, are you going to find another one now?" Liu Zixiao patted Yang Haochen, "Why do I feel that you are releasing hormones on purpose today?"

"Really?" Yang Haochen tilted his head and showed a big smile, "Maybe it's spring."

Liu Zixiao shrunk his clothes, the weather is still a bit cold, shouldn't it be said that winter is coming soon?It's almost December.Spring, what rhythm is this?However, why do you suddenly feel that a man's smile can be so blinding?It's a scary feeling.

"Wait." Yang Haochen suddenly said to the girl in front of him.

Liu Zixiao was already stunned. Why did Mr. Xiicao, who never looked sideways at girls, start flirting with girls?Still so simple and rude, and more importantly, why does this girl look a bit like that sinister roommate Yixiang?

"It's you." Eulji turned around, and when he saw Yang Haochen, the joy on his face should not be too obvious.

Yang Haochen smiled at her: "Shall we chat?"

"Of course that's good." Eunji nodded.

Then the two really left the stunned Liu Zixiao and left - what a simple and rude way to pick up girls!really useful?

Then, Liu Zixiao did the stupidest thing ever. He stopped the tall girl with fluttering long hair in front of him: "Wait a minute."

The girl didn't turn around, but stopped. Liu Zixiao's heartbeat suddenly accelerated a little. When did he become so open?Wait, this is a great breakthrough in my girlfriend career!Wait, what do you say when the beauty turns around?

After hesitating for a second, Liu Zixiao looked at something by the wall and had an idea: "Beauty, your aunt is gone!"

Sure enough, the beauty immediately turned around and walked towards Liu Zixiao. She really is a beauty with white skin and big eyes. Well, she seems a little tall, no, why is she taller than herself?

When Liu Zixiao was still immersed in the tragedy of the girl who seemed to be taller than him without wearing high heels, the "girl" said, "Shall we chat?"

Really useful!Liu Zixiao took advantage of Yiji's words and continued: "That's naturally good."

What greeted him was the fist of "beauty".

"You just lost your aunt! Your whole family lost their aunt!" The voice came out, still a very rough male voice.

"Help!" Liu Zixiao almost cried, this treatment is too different, right?I'm not a grass, I'm a handsome guy with delicate features, okay?

However, he completely ignored the other party's gender.

When Yang Haochen came back, poor Liu Zixiao had a bruised nose and a swollen face, which was in stark contrast to Yang Haochen's happy mood.

Liu Zixiao covered his face with an ice cube, and said in a resentful tone: "It seems that the date is not bad, Haochen, why don't you think I'm not as lucky as you, I can catch a girl casually..."

Yang Haochen gave him a blank look: "The main thing is to look at the face."

Liu Zixiao is very innocent: "I just look at the face, that girl is really very beautiful, of course, except for being a little taller."

Yang Haochen: "..." Deserves to be beaten!

Liu Zixiao firmly believed that he was hooking up with a girl with a rough voice, not a violent guy who might have a transvestite fetish.

After all, when a beauty is angry, her eyebrows and eyes are simply touching.

The author has something to say: I have eaten too many steamed buns recently, and I miss meat buns and Xiao Liao, so I can’t help but make trouble. Although the two of them only know how to make soy sauce, the familiar name is so touching that I cry T^T

In this article cp Liu Zixiao vs congratulatory speech, Yan control is attacked by beauties, a very "harmonious and loving" couple, see the copy for details.

Note:

1. This article is not long. If you don't apply for the list, you won't be included in V. It's written for cuteness, not for popularity and for cuteness.

2. Due to multiple openings, the update of this article is very uncertain!Very uncertain!Very uncertain!Enter the pit carefully!

3. The writing style is limited, but I still refuse to attack the protagonist personally!If you don't like to read some x, don't come to the author, because true love will make you sad, especially the messy passers-by like the last article, please hold back!Because I'm afraid I can't help but pinch it back!

4. Thank you in advance, little angels, readers, happy reading.

☆, really poignant love

Although he was beaten up, Liu Zixiao didn't hold any grudges. On the contrary, he always remembered the beautiful angry eyes when the beauty beat someone up. They were bright, unique and very tasteful.

Liu Zixiao thought, is he really an M?Otherwise, how can you never forget it?Regarding this, Yang Haochen just gave him a meaningful look.

The next time I saw the beauty was in a large-scale opera performance at the college. The beauty was dressed in white, and his infatuated and affectionate appearance simply astonished the audience. It was then that Liu Zixiao knew the beauty's name for the first time.

"Congratulations, it's such a nice and special name." Liu Zixiao babbled like a nymphomaniac, and the following program was completely uninteresting——as expected, he found the goddess in his life!Chase chase chase!I have to chase after the bloody head!

Of course, because of distraction, Liu Zixiao didn't pay attention to the fact that there were more girls in the audience who were infatuated with sex. As long as you thought about it a little bit, you would guess that it was a cross-dressing!It's a pity that that overly beautiful face has attracted someone's full attention, so where is the brain left to think about it?

Therefore, Liu Zixiao, who felt that he had ushered in the spring of his life, was bolder for the first time, and with the illusion of being in love, he really rushed to the backstage.

"Hey, classmate, this is where the staff stay. What are you doing here?" Someone stopped Liu Zixiao.

Liu Zixiao was thick-skinned, and he was very righteous: "The congratulations asked me to come and find her."

I didn't come to look for congratulations, but congratulations called him.Liu Zixiao was finally smarter this time.

The expressions of the two cadres who maintained discipline changed, and then they didn't know what they discussed, but they actually let Liu Zixiao in.

In fact, the two of them have known He Ci for a long time, and they are aware of his strange temper, especially it is said that every time he performs He Ci, his mood is always like taking gunpowder. If you dare to touch your brows, let people go in. If you really don't have eyes, then at least you can use it as a doormat for He Meiren.

Of course, Liu Zixiao didn't know anything about this, and he was delighted to think how to "strike up a conversation" with the beauty, or should he confess?Is it really okay to say you like it the second time you meet?What a tangled issue.

"Looking for a congratulatory message?" A beautiful woman looked at Liu Zixiao, quite surprised. The person looking for a congratulatory message at this time is either true love or death!

"Yes, isn't she here?" Liu Zixiao tried his best to look calm - he was so excited to see the beauty!Must let her forget the last big aunt incident, at least, at least leave a call or WeChat?

"That's not true. He was taking off his makeup in the dressing room just after the performance." The beauty glanced at the dressing room, a little hesitant, "Why don't you wait..." After all, no one dares to enter the dressing room now, so don't take risks okay?

Makeup remover!That face doesn't need makeup at all, okay?

Liu Zixiao thought for a while, then decisively pushed the door open and entered.

The dressing room is not big. There is a wardrobe and a table full of cosmetics. There is a big mirror on the table. The beauty in white is not washing her face or anything, but is so quietly looking at the mirror without knowing what she is thinking.

No one else in the room!No one else in the room!No one else in the room!Don't miss this opportunity, never miss it, Liu Zixiao!

So, with a "bang", Liu Zixiao closed the door.

This time, Congratulations came back to his senses, he frowned beautifully, looked at Liu Zixiao who was cautious and nervous, and his eyes were full of anger: "What are you doing here! I said that the 10 minutes No one is allowed inside!"

The voice of the congratulatory message returned to a male voice. Although it was not the rough male voice, it was also very different from the gentle and delicate voice of the beauty in white clothes on the stage. When it was so loud, Liu Zixiao was startled, as if he had been beaten. His face was aching again.

"I, I, I, I..." Liu Zixiao subconsciously covered his face, then moved a little closer, his face flushed slightly, "I'm here to apologize, I wonder if you still remember me?"

Congratulations glanced at him casually. Congratulations is actually a person with very strict aesthetics, so that if there is really a kind of person or thing with no characteristics, he can't remember clearly, he is too lazy to remember, and he is not qualified to let himself remember.Liu Zixiao covered his face, so he didn't remember much.

Apologize?What did you do to be sorry for yourself?But I didn't return it back then?The congratulatory speech was already in a bad mood, but seeing Liu Zixiao's shrinking look made him even more irritable, so he stood up and approached Liu Zixiao.

As it got closer, Liu Zixiao thought sadly: The beauty is really tall!I don't know how much taller than me.Is it still too late for me and milk?

However, the closer you got, the more shocking that beautiful and dazzling face brought, and it was so overwhelmingly beautiful that people dared not look directly at it.

Arriving in front of Liu Zixiao, He Ci leaned down* slightly, that beautiful and dazzling face almost touched Liu Zixiao.

Liu Zixiao could even smell a faint refreshing smell from the beauty, not a powdery smell, she was so clean that she didn't seem to have any makeup on.

When Congratulatory's hand touched Liu Zixiao's face, his heart beat like thunder for an instant, and Liu Zixiao couldn't describe that feeling.

"You have a nosebleed." Congratulations said softly, and then wiped Liu Zixiao's nose, blood was stained between the white and slender fingers, there were faint traces, and there was even an illusion of blasphemy.

Liu Zixiao watched Congratulations put his blood-stained finger on his nose and smelled it, then his expression became strange, and he even smiled slightly: "As expected, I still like the smell of blood."

The congratulatory smile gave Liu Zixiao a feeling of flowers blooming and fading. It was so beautiful that it diluted the embarrassment of Liu Zixiao's nosebleed. But, why is it so weird and dangerous for a beauty to say this?

That sense of danger finally made Liu Zixiao couldn't help taking a few steps back, and then bumped into the door behind him. His head hurt, and Liu Zixiao touched it—a big bag!

Congratulations chuckled, and then continued to approach Liu Zixiao: "Are you afraid of me? But I really don't eat people."

Looking at the congratulations, he didn't mind touching the blood on his finger on the snow-white costume. The blood color was extremely bright, and he looked strange. The illusion was even more weird.

The congratulatory bun was removed, but he still had long black hair, which was casually tied behind his head. His slightly long black bangs made his skin whiter than snow, and his lips were seductive.

It's a pity that a smile flashed across the beauty's face, but her eyes were still indifferent, making that face more refined and ruthless, like a vampire in western legends.

The neck is inexplicably a little cold!You don't eat people but drink blood!

For a moment, Liu Zixiao thought about all kinds of messy sadomasochism, and then even felt that it is beautiful for a beauty to grow sharp and cold fangs.

Serve your body with my blood, the flowing liquid warms the corners of your ruthless lips, eternal and eternal cold love!

What a poignant conjecture.

Liu Zixiao swallowed, closed his eyes, and pretended to be offering sacrifices in vain.

The nosebleed stopped, and it was not as serious as imagined, but Tick still dropped a drop, which was clearly on the clean ground, like a flower of blood blooming.

The eyes of the congratulatory speech were deep, and violent emotions surged in the depths.

The author has something to say: a super emotional couple!Also, it is definitely not a supernatural text.

☆、Cruel "first love"

When Liu Zixiao went back that day, he was in a daze, as if he had lost his soul, his nose was bruised and his face was very swollen, and his nose almost didn't look like a disguise.

Ge Leng was taken aback: "Damn it! Glasses, have you been beaten up by gangs and society?"

Liu Zixiao glanced at his masculine muscles unrequitedly, shivered, and then rushed into the bathroom.

Ge Leng patted his majestic chest muscles casually, and was a little proud of Yang Haochen: "Now I think of envying my figure. If I were so strong, I wouldn't be beaten like this. It's really pitiful. Do you want to help him?" call back?"

"Oh, you go." Yang Haochen didn't even give him a look, he couldn't agree with Ge Leng's bear-like figure.He was lazily looking at a book, obviously not paying much attention to his roommate's affairs.Fighting, he felt that a gentle scum like Liu Zixiao would not do it, so there must be something inside.

Yang Haochen's guess was right, Liu Zixiao would not fight with others, not to mention being beaten by his "goddess", he had already been shattered in his imagination before he recovered his senses. I saw blood.

He remembered the strength in that man's hand, which made it impossible to resist, his brows and eyes became more heroic, even his Adam's apple was so sharp, and when he felt sorry for his blindness, Congratulations roughly tore off the white robe, revealing a white, flat but But with a strong chest and even fine muscles, he will always remember that sentence, the last sentence that the congratulatory message said to him——

"Go away! Never look at me like that when you look at a woman again!"

Thus, his pursuit of his first love became a joke!What a complete joke!Send it up like an idiot and get beaten up!

Maybe it's because my eyes have more than a thousand degrees.Liu Zixiao took off his eyes and threw them on the floor of the bathroom, and even stomped on them.

The water splashed down, soaked his whole body, hit him from his head, and ran down his face.

Then, classmate Liu Zixiao, whose eyes were blurred and couldn't see clearly, stepped on the soap so tragically, and fell to the ground so hard that his butt was almost split in two.

"Damn it! If you are unlucky, soap will kill you! Do you remind me to pick up soap!" Liu Zixiao scolded himself mockingly, and was about to get up, but the pain almost made him fall apart.

The loud voice was naturally heard by several roommates. Yang Haochen put down the book and frowned slightly: "Ge Leng, go and have a look, don't fall to your death in the bathroom."

Naturally, Ge Leng didn't care. Enthusiastically, he rushed in and shouted, "Oh my god! Why did you fall and your whole body is blue! Hao Chen, 120 call the doctor!"

"Shut up! Help me up!" Liu Zixiao finally got angry.

That night, classmate Liu Zixiao, who was limping and couldn't see clearly, invited guests to dinner for a rare occasion.

Yes, I brought Yang Haochen and Ge Leng to the special home-cooked restaurant outside the school, and flicked the menu: "Order whatever you want! I'm treating you!"

The corner of Yang Haochen's mouth twitched, and he could see that Liu Zixiao was stimulated, so he didn't bother to stimulate him anymore, and threw the menu back: "I'm free, you order."

Ge Leng is a foodie, his eyes lit up, and the first thing he said was: "Spicy chicken with braised pork, steamed sweet and sour pork ribs with sea bass..."

Liu Zixiao squinted his eyes: "That's it, it's quite a big plate."

After a while, a large pot of extra spicy beef offal mix and match hot pot was served, and the fiery red slice was simply eye-catching.

Liu Zixiao casually picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth: "Braised fish? It's quite a big pot, you can eat it too, don't save me by eating more!"

In the next second, Liu Zixiao immediately jumped up from the stool: "Ahhhhhh! Why are they all chili peppers! I need glasses!"

Ge Leng happily took out a few packs of instant noodles from his schoolbag, unpacked them and threw them into the hot pot: "I like it spicier."

Yang Haochen: "..."

Yes, everyone has their own way of venting when they are broken in love. Liu Zixiao felt that he was going to spend money to eliminate the disaster, so he treated guests "generously" and made himself drunk.Seeing an optical shop next to him and wanting to get glasses, he slapped his wallet on the front desk: "Test me and see if I'm blind!"

At this moment, Liu Zixiao's face was bruised and his eyes were narrowed viciously, while Ge Leng opened his mouth wide and stuck out his tongue to relieve the heat.The poor little girl in front of the optical shop almost didn't call the police. Fortunately, Yang Haochen, who came with him, took advantage of the handsome guy and explained it, so that Ge Leng would take that embarrassing guy back.

Liu Zixiao clung to the table and refused to leave, muttering in his mouth: "I want to test! I'm blind! I'm also broken in love! There's no distinction between men and women..."

Yes, the drunk Liu Zixiao was much more bold and unrestrained, and he was completely different from his usual gentle and gentle appearance.

Yang Haochen didn't intend to take care of a drunk at all. After thinking about it, he pulled Liu Zixiao over and put him on Ge Leng's body: "Come on, open a room nearby and throw him away!"

Yang Haochen said so, and he did so. He opened a room and threw it on the bed, closed the door and left.

Ge Leng only showed affection for a second, and then kindly helped Liu Zixiao take off a shoe and wrap it up in a blanket, and then left all at once—"I'm out of instant noodles, go back to the supermarket to buy them, and you can sleep well."

Liu Zixiao woke up in the middle of the night, looked at the empty hotel room in a daze for a while, subconsciously adjusted his glasses, only to realize that he had dropped them, and then he remembered one thing - he finally lost his love for the first time in his life !Still such an absurd lovelorn!

Thinking of that delicate face, and then thinking of that person's merciless fists, and then his white and flat chest... Liu Zixiao covered his face—why does a man have to be so good-looking!

Liu Zixiao, who was sober for a while, left the room just like that, and felt that he might need to wander for a while to express those feelings of broken love that he had never felt before.

That's right, Liu Zixiao is a literary artist! —Wrong love, wrong gender!

So, fate is so ingeniously bloody again.

Liu Zixiao was limping like someone who had been beaten in a sack in the middle of the night, wandering the road like a ghost, and those who were off the night shift were so frightened that they almost didn't call the police.

At 21:[-] in the morning, according to Liu Zixiao's later calculations, on the sidewalk of the overpass, far away, myopic Liu Zixiao saw a snow-white long-haired girl about to jump off the building.

"Wait a minute!" Liu Zixiao felt that the rest of his drunkenness was gone, and he ran away at a gallop despite his limp. The speed was so extraordinary that he almost ran away with his ass.

Then, he hugged the man's legs tightly: "There is always hope in life! Don't be overthinking it!"

Congratulations: "..."

Yes, this person was in a bad mood to watch the night scene. He didn't know why the stupid man who was beaten up by him knew that he was here, let alone why he suddenly ran out to hug him. My own thigh, can't you think about it?Looking at that person like that, he should be the one who can't think about it, right?

Thinking about it this way, He Ci subconsciously wanted to kick him away: "Let go!"

But what I didn't expect was that Liu Zixiao was so strong that he seemed to have used all the strength he had when he was a child, and hugged him even harder: "Don't let go! I know you will jump off as soon as I let you go! The world is so beautiful, why bother So? Think about your relatives and friends, think about how many good-looking people there are in this world, and think about how sad they will be..."

The veins on Congratulations' forehead finally popped.

"Look at me, I'm blind and broken in love. I eat a spicy hot pot and I'm still working hard. Are you as miserable as I am? The first time I fell in love with someone, he turned out to be a man! I was slipped by soap after taking a bath I drank too much and was abandoned by my roommates, took a walk and saw someone committing suicide, and more importantly... my butt hurts now!" Liu Zixiao must have been stunned, thinking that he and the person who attempted suicide were the same people who had fallen into the world, Unexpectedly, he poured bitter water, "Do you know why my butt hurts? It's all because of that man! If he doesn't look so good-looking and I don't have long hair, I wouldn't like him, I wouldn't confess to him, I wouldn't You won't get spanked, you won't go to the bathroom, you won't drop your glasses, you won't slip on the soap, you won't break your ass in two..."

"Stop!" The congratulatory speech was finally unbearable, and he bent down and covered Liu Zixiao's mouth, "I think you deserve it!"

Liu Zixiao struggled with his eyes wide open—at least let me finish!

The eyes are rather large.Congratulations didn't know why such thoughts came to his mind, and then he went down hard with an elbow and knocked people out.

Pulling off the person who was hugging his legs tightly, He Ci walked away without sympathy.My mood was completely disturbed by this drunk.

However, before he took a few steps, that person suddenly ran over again: "Wait! I said that you are not allowed to jump into the river to seek death again! If you jump, I will jump with you!"

Liu Zixiao's wide-eyed eyes were out of focus, but they were shining brightly, with a resolute expression on his face. Coupled with his bruised nose and swollen face, he was really an unbeatable Xiaoqiang.

Taking a deep breath, the corner of He Ci's mouth raised the first smile of the night, and then brought Liu Zixiao over: "You want to stop me from seeking death?"

Feeling the danger, Liu Zixiao shrank subconsciously, but his tone was still firm: "Yes..."

He said no, but his body was very honest.Another nonsensical sentence popped up in Congratulations' mind.

However, in the next second, Liu Zixiao suddenly shook his body, and then spat out his congratulatory speech.

His body smelled bad, and the congratulatory speech suddenly became furious, should he continue beating him or give him a beating!Still have a beating!

The author has something to say: Actually, I wanted to hit the home run in the third chapter. I thought about classmate Liu Zixiao's poor butt, so let it go once.

In essence, this article should be a pet article, haha, but now the author of the bad taste said that the ancestors and beauties were violent for a few chapters, and they will return it later. Thinking of the future congratulations, the beauties are reluctant to fight and can only roll on the bed The appearance, tsk tsk, is really cute!

The plot develops quickly and the relationship will not be too entangled. Healing is a dog food article, except that the update is a bit uncertain.Hard working little angel waiting ╭(╯ε╰)╮

☆, take it home

However, before the congratulatory message could be made, two hands suddenly stretched out from his chest, and Liu Zixiao's confused voice came: "I'm sorry, I stained your clothes, I'll help you change them."

At this moment, the fire in Congratulations' heart finally reached a critical point—whether he is a drunk or a virgin!Hit me up!

So, without hesitation, he raised Liu Zixiao's collar in his congratulatory speech, raised his fist, and there was even wind.

然而，刘子骁却猛然放开抓住贺辞衣服的手，然后一脸崩溃：“啊啊啊啊啊啊！为什么连女孩子胸也是平的！”

Immediately, he thought of the flat and white chest of the congratulatory speech during the day, so Liu Zixiao, who was too excited, passed out.

This time, he was completely dizzy, because the fellow He Ci pinched Liu Zixiao's face several times until his face was blue, but he still didn't respond.

However, surprisingly, Congratulations felt that Liu Zixiao's face was quite smooth, even though he had a few small pimple marks.

It must be because I haven't touched a living person for too long to feel this way!Congratulations gave him a few chills, threw the person on the ground and was about to run away.

However, at this moment, there was a sudden siren, and two police cars suddenly surrounded the congratulatory speech.

"Don't move!" The two police officers stopped the congratulatory message when they got out of the car. "Someone reported that there was a violent fight with the police!"

Another person went to see Liu Zixiao, and was immediately frightened by the scary bruises on Liu Zixiao's face: "Call 120 quickly! The victim has passed out and is suspected to be seriously injured!"

Congratulations: "..."

……

Recalling what happened that day, the congratulatory speech couldn't help but swear - it's so fucking absurd!

It was the first time that He Ci was invited to the police station for tea. Facing the torture of dedicated uncles, He Ci really felt that his speech was slurred or that his description became darker. They were all played by themselves.

Later, He Ci simply admitted that the so-called "fighting" was a dispute between students and lied about it, and he produced his student ID card to prove it, thus avoiding further torture.However, that night was the first time He Ci slept in the police station.

When Liu Zixiao woke up in the hospital the next day and looked at the two policewomen and policemen with sympathetic eyes, he still didn't understand what the so-called understanding of the situation was - why was he beaten up in the middle of the night?Nothing?It's not a classmate dispute at all, is it?He remembered that he bravely saved a woman who couldn't think about it at Tianqiao, and comforted her, and then he threw up on her and wanted to help her take off her coat... Wait!flat chest? !

Liu Zixiao couldn't calm down anymore, and finally went back to the police station, and saw a man with blurred facial features—a congratulatory message.

Even if he couldn't see the expression of the congratulatory message clearly, the strong anger that could be felt after more than ten meters made one almost want to run away.In this way, he understood what happened last night - he was so stupid that he took the congratulatory message as a woman who couldn't think about it!And spit him all over!It also caused him to enter the police and bureau!

Liu Zixiao felt that God was really fucking trying to kill him.Then, Liu Zixiao's legs softened, and he immediately stated firmly that the congratulatory message was a misunderstanding with him!The wound and so on were also dropped by myself!The police and uncles were so scared that he thought he was being threatened.

But in the end, I finally understood the situation, and the high-achieving students of Xincheng University didn't feel embarrassed. After all, Liu Zixiao seemed to be a little nervous. Well, maybe art students are different. Some people believed that Liu Zixiao did it himself. Because——Liu Zixiao, a disgraceful guy, because he didn't dare to face the congratulatory message and walked with him, hugged a policeman's leg, so he burst into tears and expressed that he wanted to stay!Simply very sick!

Later, Liu Zixiao was thrown out by two police officers, because it really affected the style of the police and the bureau.

The sun was very good that day, Liu Zixiao got up and squinted his eyes against the light, and saw the beauty who almost didn't grow wings under the sun... Well, no, it should be a beautiful man.

The handsome man was waiting for him, and seemed to be smiling.

Only one word flashed through Liu Zixiao's mind - God is going to kill me!

"Okay...what a coincidence!" Liu Zixiao greeted tremblingly, not daring to hide.

"Well, it's a coincidence. I thought you would confess some serious crime and you wouldn't come out." Congratulations raised his mouth and smiled dangerously.

In an instant, Liu Zixiao ran away, and within a few seconds of the congratulatory speech, he had already caught him.

"Beautiful... no, handsome guy, hero! Spare me!" Liu Zixiao blinked and screamed.

The police, a small police officer in the station, saw this scene and quickly asked: "The long-haired young man caught the injured boy again, do you want to save him?"

The other boss smiled coldly: "We don't care if the young couple is having fun."

Little policeman: "..." Love... fun?What a downfall!

……

"Brother He, brother, brother!" Liu Zixiao yelled miserably, "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I only recognized you as a woman because my glasses were off and I couldn't see clearly! I'm sorry, don't...ah! "

"Shut up!" He Ci's raised hand hung in the air and twirled to cover Liu Zixiao's mouth abruptly, "Screaming so loudly, people think I want to do something to you!"

Liu Zixiao: "..." Brother, big brother, others just think you want to do something to me!Where the hell am I going!Won't destroy corpses and wipe out traces!

Well, what to do in Liu Zixiao's mouth and what to do in his congratulatory speech are completely two concepts. In the future, Liu Zixiao will find out that he is afraid of the word "do".

As for the idea of ​​the congratulatory message, it's very simple, come back for revenge, beat him hard, but never outside!

So, Congratulations didn't know why he was so excited that he brought that idiot back to his rented house.

By the time the congratulatory message came to him, he had already taken the person back and closed the door fiercely, looking at the person who was about to shrink into the corner with a ferocious expression.

With a bruised and timid face, the more he looks at it, the more he needs to be beaten!

However, Miss He was suddenly embarrassed by Liu Zixiao's pig-headed face, which seemed to be swollen, where should I start?

The author has something to say: the second update, the second update, the second update!Compliment me a few words, if you don't change it, it will be even more scary 233

The main reason is that the writing is cool, He Meiren really fits my heart.

and took it home, close the small black room, wow... let's go!The chrysanthemum and flowers are not swollen! 【Evil face】

——The above author said that the system is self-generated, and it must not be written by the author!The scumbag author is just a pure little freshman!

☆, eating people and eating noodles

Liu Zixiao had never felt so useless before. Facing the congratulations, he actually felt that there was no one more terrifying in the world than the congratulations. Although he was beautiful, he felt like he could eat people!

The later facts proved that Liu Zixiao's feeling was quite accurate, the congratulatory speech could indeed eat people, but that kind of eating.

……

The congratulatory speech is indeed grumpy and ruthless, but in principle, it would not be a deadly attack, such as breaking a bone with a knife.

So, maybe Liu Zixiao was so pitiful that he couldn't do anything with the congratulations, or maybe it was because of the traces of vomiting on his body last night that he suddenly became obsessed with cleanliness.In short, He Meiren raised her fist for a long time and finally did not make a move. Instead, she casually took off the coat on her body and threw it at Liu Zixiao: "Wash it clean for me!"

After saying the congratulatory message, Liu Zixiao went to the bathroom regardless of the shocked expression on his flat chest.

After the congratulatory message was finished, as expected, Liu Zixiao didn't dare to leave, and quietly squatted in a corner to plant mushrooms.

After taking a bath, the mood of the congratulatory speech will indeed be better, and the mood calms down, and then he starts to speak poisonously: "Why, don't look dead, let's talk about how I should settle accounts with you? "

Liu Zixiao glanced at the congratulatory message, then almost lowered his head into his arms——ahhhhhhh!What the hell do I think a man's chest is also beautiful!It must be because I didn't wear my glasses and went blind again!Why does a man have to be so white!The white ones are dazzling!

"Why, don't you talk?" Congratulations lazily picked up a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and drank it, admiring Liu Zixiao's embarrassment with a funny face.

Then, Liu Zixiao stood up suddenly: "Didn't you not eat breakfast? How can you