[US Entertainment] Actor

Three o'clock in the morning.

"Hoo hoo hoo..." Heavy panting came from the darkness, coupled with the occasional soft sound of tables and chairs colliding, woke Ebert up without any surprise.He suppressed the urge to close his eyelids and opened his eyes, but retracted the moment he came into contact with the bright light, and closed them again.A moment later, his fingers slowly slipped out of the quilt, and he fumbled for the mobile phone by the bedside. When he turned on the time, it was only [-]:[-].

What's wrong with this?

Putting the phone back, looking at the guy standing on the bed in a daze, Ebert felt annoyance rushing from his forehead to the soles of his feet. He rubbed the broken hair on his forehead, his eyes still didn't want to contact the strong outside world. The light source just spoke to Leonardo with a nose-suppressed tone: "Leo, it's just an intimacy scene, do you have to be entangled in looking like an innocent virgin?"

What's more, he didn't sleep in the middle of the night - there were still nearly 5 hours before the crew started work, what was this guy going crazy about?

"Oh." There was another heavy sigh. Ebert waited for a long while, but the person opposite still didn't speak. Just when he was struggling and wanted to turn off the damn light himself, there was a sound like a mosquito. The voice slowly sounded: "Ebert, I found a very terrible problem."

"what?"

Ebert looked angrily at this 38-year-old man who was as wronged as if he was 18 years old.I have to say that time is still very partial to Leonardo. Even though he is nearly 40 years old, his face still looks very young, and his figure is not out of shape. Compared with 10 years ago, he has not changed much.After being with Ebert, after losing weight, exercising, and eating a reasonable diet, plus self-cultivation, staying away from smoking, drinking, clubbing, and staying up late, he looks even more energetic than when he was 28 years old.

"A very, very, very scary question." Leonardo said slowly, "Tomorrow there will be an intimate scene, you should know, for the real effect of the movie, I agree to do it myself, and you agree. "

While listening to him, Ebert nodded slightly: "Yes, that's right."

"That's the problem. I found... I found... I don't seem to have feelings for women anymore. If I was in real life tomorrow and other people found that I couldn't get hard on women's naked bodies, they would definitely laugh at me desperately. Saying I can't...God, I can't even imagine that, you know?"

"So—that's the real reason you're up most of the night?"

"Yes, you don't know how scary it is. Since last night, I have browsed more than 30 AVs. I have watched all kinds of AVs, but I don't even have the desire to masturbate. This is really terrible. !"

The lover who was half leaning on the pillow on the bed seemed to be thinking about some serious question and didn't give him an answer.After a while, Leonardo finally heard a cold answer from his mouth: "I thought it would take a while for you to find out, dear Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio. You are almost 40 years old , face up to this answer, yes, you can’t do it, that’s right.”

With a "click", the lights in the room suddenly went out, and Leonardo's heart also turned cold. He felt that he was not suitable to stay here now. He should find a place to cry and cry for his poor body. .

"Ah!" The head was hit suddenly, he grabbed the weapon that attacked him, it was soft, it was a pillow.

The voice of the person on the bed sounded in the darkness: "You are limited to climb into bed within 1 minute, otherwise, you will bear the consequences."

Leonardo, who had made up a lot of things in his brain, was stunned for a few seconds. After a while, he quickly climbed onto the bed with his hands and feet: "Oh."

Maybe it was because he woke up suddenly in the middle of the night. When he got up in the morning, he was indeed in a bad state of mind. There were two huge dark circles under his eyes. Because he didn't sleep well, he exuded a gloomy aura, which gave him a feeling of depression. People's feelings can be roughly described in one sentence, see gods kill gods see Buddhas kill Buddhas.

Naturally, Ebert, the culprit who woke him up, would not have a good face.When Leonardo greeted him when he got up early, he cast a chilly look in his eyes, and Leonardo immediately stood there motionless.

It wasn't until Ebert finished washing and covered up the dark spots under his eyes with foundation that Leonardo had the courage to continue to greet him: "Morning, Ebert."

Ebert looked at him condescendingly: "Morning, Leonardo who suspects that he can't do it."

Leonardo was discouraged again: "I'm just worried, why can't you understand me? If I had known, I wouldn't have made promises to Martin, this fucking world."

"Hehe." Ebert smiled softly, "When it snows on a Christmas day and I strip you who is sleeping soundly in bed and throw you into the snow, you will understand how I felt last night. Dear Leo, I don't know why you struggle with this problem, I'm gay, and now you are too, anyway, I can't get hard on women. But one thing why can't you think about it, if you get hard, You will be photographed by photographers, don't you like your private parts to be made public?"

"No." Leonardo pouted, "I just feel sorry for myself."

"No." Ebert put on his socks, bent down to tie his shoelaces, "I think the most important reason you think this way is that you are too free, I will tell Martin right away, let him give you a plus burden."

Leonardo suddenly realized something was wrong.He stood where he was, racking his brains for a long time without any idea. After a long, long time, he looked at Ebert who was fully dressed and was about to go out. His eyes lit up, and he looked up at him with wide eyes: "Ebert, yes It's not that I'm going to make an intimate scene, are you unhappy?"

"What do you think, should I be happy?" Ebert rolled his eyes at him and pointed to his tie, "Help me tie it. It's already annoying enough that you have to do an intimate scene, I know, this is the actor's Duty, this is work, as long as there is a substitute, there may be mistakes. For better results, you can only fight in person. Although I am a little upset, I still try my best to understand. But now, you have been struggling with some boring The question is, do you want me to give you some advice on your intimate scenes? Or are you not willing to let me do it for you?"

"No!" Leonardo lowered his head, "It's my fault for disturbing your sleep, I'm sorry."

"Because you are going to shoot an intimate scene today—" Ebert looked at the mirror again and again, "In order to always maintain a positive and positive mood, I decided not to go to the set today, I will go out for a walk Go shopping and enjoy life."

Leonardo's eyes immediately scanned him inside and out like X-rays.

Blue striped shirt, light-colored tie, meticulously groomed, soft and smooth hair, plump abdominal muscles, flawless figure... If it is normal, Leonardo will immediately associate To those media praises for Ebert.

A natural hanger.

The perfect spokesperson.

God's greatest gift to mankind.

The kind of person who can immediately attract everyone's attention as soon as they appear.

But not today.

He thought sourly, usually when Ebert and he went to the set, they would wear very casual clothes, a simple white T-shirt and blue jeans, and if they were more serious, they would just wear a loose shirt. , Exquisitely groomed from head to toe, Leonardo swore that if Ebert really planned to go out like this, the hormones he exudes would definitely attract more than a block of ladies...even men.

This feeling made him extremely uncomfortable.

Although as an actor, it is almost a dream for Ebert to keep a low profile, but Leonardo is absolutely not happy that his lover is chased, coveted or even accosted by a group of people.

Everyone has beauty and ugliness in appearance, but for thousands of years, there is one thing in human aesthetics that is eternal.

That is, good-looking people can always get more preferential treatment. When Leonardo was young, he almost swept the world with his handsome appearance, but now, Ebert's looks are more attractive than him. There seems to be a certain unique temperament in him, which can attract a large number of followers without knowing it.

He didn't speak, but chose to do it instead.

Hugging Ebert without saying a word, and starting from the tie, he first untied the tie he helped to tie, and then the shirt, which was ironed and hung neatly in the closet in less than a second The clock became wrinkled, Ebert let him do what he did helplessly, and asked after a while: "Leo, what are you doing, how do you let me go out like this?"

Leonardo remained silent, rubbing Ebert's whole body like a hardworking bee.

"Like just now, there will be a bunch of people chasing you when you walk on the road, it's good like this." Looking at his masterpiece with satisfaction, Leonardo clapped his hands, "Don't forget to wear a hat , sunglasses, let me think about what else..."

Ebert sighed: "Leo, I lied to you."

"what?"

Ebert is about to be defeated by his lover.He looked at his current appearance in the mirror, and sighed: "I lied to you, I have an appointment with Alessandro Gonzalez today, and he has a movie plan to talk to me about."

"That guy?" Leonardo thought for a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Ebert, are you planning to take on a new movie?"

Ebert nodded: "I'm very interested in the script by Alessandro Gonzalez, but I'm not sure if I can perform it well. If I don't think it's suitable, I will recommend the script to you, maybe You will fit."

Alessandro Gonzalez Inarrito, the director of "Babel", the script that Ebert talked to him this time is "Birdman", but that script is not in terms of character design. It is very suitable for Ebert, after all, the protagonist is relatively old.On the contrary, Ebert was very interested in another unfilmed script in his hand-"The Revenant", the movie that Leonardo won the Oscar winner in his previous life.

Although Ebert is very confident in Leonardo's performance in "The Wolf of Wall Street", this is definitely the most explosive, most realistic, and best acting movie by Leonardo since his filming, but he After all, it wasn't those high-ranking Oscar judges. He didn't know what those old guys were thinking, so he pre-booked the role in "The Revenant" for his family Leo in advance, and Ebert felt safe.

In fact, "The Wolf of Wall Street" and "The Revenant" are only three years apart, but Ebert feels that the meaning is still different.

If "The Wolf of Wall Street" can really make Leonardo win the best actor at next year's Oscar, he was only 39 years old at that time, still very young, but Leonardo was already 42 years old when "The Revenant" won the Oscar Now, this is not to say that he is old, but because both Ebert and Leonardo decided to announce their coming out after Leonardo won the best actor.

If you wait until then, it seems a bit late.

They are also getting old.

In fact, they both have an obsession with announcing their mutual affection to the public.

It's better to be early.

Earlier they could hold hands and stand in front of everyone openly, and even if there was more wind and rain outside, they would be able to come out to resist as soon as possible.

When Ebert thought of this, he felt full of excitement in his chest.

Leonardo stared at Ebert's wrinkled body with a distressed expression: "Then don't you want to change your clothes again? Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I said earlier that I didn't know that my dear Leo was so worried about my beauty being coveted!" Ebert smiled, taking advantage of his height and rubbing his head, "I'm serious, Alexandre What Luo Gonzalez filmed is still a bit interesting, if I don’t fit the script, I’ll bring it back and show you.”

"Tch, Ebert, you liar, a guy who doesn't even look up to you will fall in love with me?" Leonardo gave him a blank look, "Hurry up and change your clothes!"

"Yeah. I also wish you a great performance today. Intimacy scene, Leo, you don't want to NG over and over again, do you?"

"Don't doubt my professionalism." Leonardo said, "I'm going to the crew first, so hurry up and change your clothes, don't delay."

"I know, I know."

After changing his clothes, Ebert immediately went out to meet Alejandro Gonzalez. Unsurprisingly, although he was very interested in the script of "Birdman", the character design of the protagonist was too different from him. In addition, the budget of the crew is limited, and the actors invited for the main supporting role include Emma Stone, Edward Norton, Naomi Watts and a bunch of big names. Their talks still did not achieve a satisfactory result.

Alejandro Gonzalez is actually a director who is quite good at ensemble plays. He can put each star in the right position, and through the connection between the characters, each co-actor can create a harmonious relationship. Good chemistry.

Alejandro Gonzalez also mentioned to Ebert his plan to shoot "The Revenant". This script is adapted from a best-selling book and has many fans in North America. Basically, it is the protagonist alone. A one-man show, if you take this script, it will be very beneficial to show Ebert's acting skills and launch an impact on the third statuette.

Of course, Ebert would not take away the script that belonged to Leonardo. He smiled and thanked the director for his kindness, and recommended Leonardo to the director.

After returning home, Leonardo also successfully finished filming an intimate scene amid struggling and tangled emotions. So far, more than half of the filming of the film has been completed, and only some finishing work remains to be done.

Ebert also finished his role, a scene with Leonardo.

It didn't take long, Martin Scorsese only arranged for half a day, and the rivalry between Ebert and Leonardo was over.

The scene itself is not difficult, and its time is relatively early in the movie. It tells the scene where Mark Hanna, played by Ebert, teaches Jordan Belfort his experience.

Only the makeup time is a little longer. In the setting of the plot, Mark is an older and more experienced stock brokerage company owner than Jordan.Ebert didn't mind being made older at all. You know, when he was filming "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button", he wasted hours a day on makeup. Later, he simply mastered a technique. He can even fall asleep directly when the master is applying makeup to him, and he can use this trick to take a good rest when he is sleepy.

Compared with Mark, Jordan is just a newcomer who couldn't be more pure.

During the performance, Ebert's movements were more exaggerated than Leonardo's. When he saw that Jordan, who had just joined the company, did not work well, he pointed his middle finger at him.

During lunch time, Ebert made a rhythmless, pig-snorting tone while beating his chest desperately. At this time, Leonardo, who was sitting opposite him, had a youthful expression, revealing A little curiosity.

In simply ordering drinks, Mark taught Jordan the real drive of work.

With only marijuana and whores.

"It's a pleasure to join the company, your customers are really..." Leonardo looked at Ebert with a sincere smile, complimenting and flattering his boss.

Ebert waved his hands, his expression full of disdain: "Fuck the clients, your only duty is to lure them into the bait."

By now, Ebert has mastered these simple performances: "All you have to do is take the customer's money and put it in your pocket."

"But at the same time, it can help customers make money, isn't it mutually beneficial?"

"No." Ebert leaned forward, staring at Leonardo, "No one, no matter whether you are Warren Buffett or Jimmy Buffett, no one knows whether the stock is going up or down, and the stockbroker even I don’t know, they’re all covered up, do you know what a cover up is, the fake ones are fake, they’re all fucking fake, you can’t find them on the periodic table, right?”

He danced: "We don't create anything, so suppose you have a customer who bought a share for $8, and now it's up to 16, and he's happy, wants to cash out, take his wallet and leave, that's not okay."

"You've got to keep giving him golden ideas, create another situation, let him take the proceeds and put it in another stock, put it well, and they'll all say yes, 'cause they're all fucking drug addicts..."

In this performance, it was almost all Ebert's one-man show. At this time, Jordan Belfort had not yet taken the lead, half camouflaged and half serious. He had been obedient to Mark Hana and acted according to his instructions.

In fact, judging from Mark Hana's lines, this is also a pretty ridiculous guy, and his worldview and values ​​​​are also distorted.

But there is no doubt that this is Wall Street, and he knows how to survive on Wall Street.

After filming this scene, Ebert said to Martin with a wry smile: "This is really the most ridiculous line I have ever seen in a movie."

"Enough is enough!"

"Exciting." Ebert nodded. "It's completely beyond imagination. I think this character will be more interesting to explore than Jordan Belfort."

"So I think it's really important to be free of drugs for the rest of my life," Leonardo added. You must think they are crazy."

"You did a great job just now, Leo."

"You too, Ebert, if I didn't know that your life is no different from that of a hermit monk, I would really think you are a qualified drug addict, neurotic, dilated pupils, whites of the eyes, completely immersed in yourself in the world."

Ebert smiled. With "The Departed Walker" as the premise, there is no obstacle for the two of them to cooperate now, and everything is going smoothly.

It still feels quite cool.