[Football] If I love you

Ronaldo's figure has always been a problem for Neymar. Men talk about women's figures when they get together, so he has every reason to believe that women will also talk about men's figures when they get together.He thinks he is in good shape, but who is Cristiano!There are few in the world who can match his figure.Neymar thought about the scene where Lin Muqing and Gu Siru were chatting together countless times, Gu Siru, a brat, would definitely laugh at him arrogantly.For this reason, Neymar has been brooding all the time, and is determined to exercise well, so that he will no longer be ridiculed by Gu Siru.

But after this beach soccer game, he finally let go.What's the use of having a good figure?What's the use of playing the ball well?He has to thank Ronaldo well, otherwise he would be the one being chased.Being chased and touched by a bunch of little kids in a public place, is it embarrassing, okay?Moreover, will he tell Ronaldo that he has just seen a few tourists aiming at his ass with a single pair?

The morning's football plan failed because of Ronaldo Q's tight buttocks, but apart from Ronaldo and Beckham, others said that the morning time was very pleasant.Beckham hugged Xiao Qi who was about to move, very sad!Since his daughter was born, she has only touched the butts of herself and her three sons. Her delicate little hands were stained by another man's stinky butt. What a serious matter!Therefore, Beckham made up his mind that he would never let his little princess leave his arms in the future.

Ronaldo patted his butt, he also knew that his butt was very flexible, but being chased by little kids like this, this kind of enthusiasm is still unbearable, okay?And his ass is left for Grace to touch, okay?His little pervert didn't touch much, what kind of trouble are these little brats going to make?

Dos Santos proudly said to his friends: "My dad's butt is very comfortable, right? My mom said that every part of my dad's body is very comfortable. If you don't believe me, you can go and feel it, and I'm sure it's very comfortable." Apparently, the kid Mini Luo has already regarded his father as a tourist attraction, warmly welcomes his friends to visit, and left a memory of "visiting here".

Ronaldo has always felt that his son and Gu Siru, a brat, are of the same breed, and now he is very sure of this idea.Therefore, the resemblance between children and parents is not due to the influence of innate genes, but the later cultivation!Gu Siru raised Dos Santos to be just like himself, lustful and enthusiastic, and he can also encourage others to tease and take advantage of his father. Is this what a son should do?

It is not only Ronaldo who feels that he is "unable to teach his children", but also Mr. Neymar.He had always been worried that his figure would pale in comparison to Ronaldo, be rejected by his wife, or embarrass his wife.Finally, because of the accident that happened in the game this morning, this worry was dispelled.Now, being choked by his son's words, he almost vomited blood.

The kid David Luca was sitting next to his father, eating French fries with his hands, and muttering, "Dad, do you have any place that is fun? Why is the father of Dos Santos so healthy? You can do it a little." Don’t you have anything for me to show off to the kids?” Speaking of this, Neymar was only a little upset, not to the point of being pissed off.But Luka took a sip of Coke, took a breath, and continued to say like an adult: "Hey, but forget it, you are my father, and I can't dislike you." Filial piety.Then, he smacked his lips and said with a smile: "I want Mommy to find a boyfriend with a figure like Uncle Cris, so that I can have a dad with a good figure like Dos Santos! "

The son was thinking about finding his stepfather to show off to the children. Neymar said that this matter cannot be tolerated!He snatched the Coke Cup from David Luca and said seriously: "Luka, it's wrong for you to do this!" Luca also asked seriously: "Why?" Neymar replied: "Because Dad It's your father, and you should always think that your father is the best in the world and the best in everything."

Luca shook his head and said: "But mom and Auntie both educated Luca, everyone has shortcomings, everyone is not perfect, even mom and dad, there will be bad things. For example, dad's figure is Not as good as UncleCris!" Little Luca has always listened to his mother and Auntie, and now what his father said is different from what his mother and Auntie taught him, it must be his father's fault.It seems that the father's imperfection is not only the figure, but also the fact that he understands the truth. He is not as good as his mother and Auntie!

Neymar was taken aback, oops, how could his son understand so many philosophies of life?His mind turned rapidly, thinking about how to get the words back.I can't let my image in my son's heart plummet from now on, and become an ignorant and bad-looking dad, right?

"Even if Dad's body is not as good as UncleCris', you still have to think Dad is the best, because you are Dad's child, and without Dad, you wouldn't exist, understand?" Life!He actually wants to use such vulgar words as "There would be no father without you" to impress and educate his son. The world is evolving too fast, and he can no longer keep up with the pace!

Luca continued to retort: ​​"Dad, because you are my father, I love you very much. But Auntie said that love is not blind, just like she loves you very much, but she also knows that you have many shortcomings. I am the same Ah! I love Dad very much, but there is something about Dad that is not as good as others, and I have to admit it!"

Now it's not just Neymar, even the uncles on the side are bowing down under the shorts of "Brother Philosophy" Luca.Such a small kid has received such a high education!Several fathers looked at their children who were still playing silly, and felt that their education was really unqualified.Look at other people's children, the first thing they say is the truth, but their own children only eat snacks when they start talking, what a failure!

Therefore, when Luca complained about his father and Neymar lamented the failure of his education, other people's fathers disliked their own children.Through this dialogue, several parents have learned the importance of education to varying degrees, and realized their own educational deficiencies, and decided to rehabilitate, start a new life, and educate their children well.

Neymar said that when your son knows more than you, you will know what "Alexander" means!