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Dare not to follow! "
In the golden light came the voice of Abbot Zhihua: "Yixiang can't get out! Who will fight for the front!"
Zhiqian turned pale with shock: "It turned out to be the Tuxiang Saber and Yixiang Sword of the Supreme Xianglin!"
Lu Da didn't take it seriously: "What kind of knife or sword, no matter what you come up with, today the name of Weihu Mountain and the throne of King Xiang will be taken by Sajia!" Go up: "Go loach beast!"
And in that golden light, there was a large area of swords, lights and swords in an instant!I saw Elder Zhizhen and Abbot Zhifa frantically looking at each other in the golden light!All I could hear was: "Frown, eye, knife!" The skill name Naxiang Niqian was crushed by the huge love between the two in an instant!
Lu Da was shocked and fell to the ground: "My loach beast!" Seeing that something was wrong, Na Zhiqian shook his hand and the flying dragon turned and circled to run away with him!Elder Zhizhen wrapped his arms around Abbot Zhifa's waist, lingering on each other, and turned into two beams of golden light, quickly entangled the soaring dragon for several laps!
"Lang Qing Concubine Yi Sword!" With the name of this skill blurted out, Elder Zhizhen put his arms around the waist of Abbot Zhihua and landed in a standard pose for the stills of the Titanic. There were countless cut marks, which turned into sections of sausage and fell from the sky like rain!
At this time, Lu Da saw the appearance of the Tuxiang Saber and Yixiang Sword, and saw that the golden light of the sword was extremely sharp, and the moment he saw them, Xiang seemed to be trembling with fear in his stomach!Elder Zhizhen and Abbot Zhizhen yelled: "Return to the sheath!" Then they stuffed the sword into their own chrysanthemums, and then sighed at Lu Da with the limbs of the flying dragon that fell behind them. Read: "Amitabha, good, good."
Na Zhiqian just fell from the sky at this time, and just happened to hit Lu Da's arms. Elder Zhizhen pointed to the two of them and said, "The old monk has said that this is a pure place of Buddhism that you two cannot compete with each other. You two dare to disdain King Xiang's throne with your little ability? Don't you young people know what it means to be low-key!? Shallow, mentally retarded, the two of you disturbed the pure rules and regulations of Buddhism, and you two will be fined for a month of confinement!"
After saying that, the false abbot turned around and twisted the chrysanthemum!The bodies of the countless Duanxiang dragons on the ground were instructed to assemble like building blocks into a cage and lock Lu Da and Zhiqian in!
"Good, good." Elder Zhizhen took Abbot Zhijia's arm, turned and left.
"It's too powerful...I never thought that there would be such an expert in this Wenshu Monastery." Lu Da looked at their backs and muttered to himself.
"Uh, how should I put it, after the two moves just now, I feel that they are indeed stronger than us, but our strength is not surpassed by them too much." Zhiqian rested her chin and thought.
"Huh? Isn't there a way to defeat them?" Lu Da looked at Zhiqian in surprise.
"That's right, the most powerful thing about the two of them is that there is me in you and you in me, that is, a pair of CPs. There is a limit to the strength of a single person, and the strength of two people not only doubles this strength, but also It's so powerful to have developed an infinite variety of combined nirvana!" Zhiqian patted Lu Da's thigh in admiration.
"Bah bah bah, Sajiawen can still beat them, didn't you say it was right? After that, I started to praise them." Lu Da patted Zhiqian on the back.
"Because monks are vegetarians, it is determined that the texture of their xiang is not hard enough and the texture is not fine enough. How food affects the texture of xiang is very profound."
"Sajia agrees." Lu Da nodded, "The Sajia couldn't make Xianglong before, and they made it after drinking wine."
"You are a loach! Don't you call it a loach yourself!"
"Ahaha." Lu Da scratched his head embarrassingly: "You mean, if you want to defeat them, you have to drink?"
"Not only do we need to drink." Zhiqian held his chin: "We also need to eat meat, crispy bones, and everything that can increase the hardness, whether we can eat it or not, so that we can surpass them in the quality of Xiang to make up for it." Part of the strength gap."
"Anything that can increase hardness, whether it can be eaten or not..." Lu Da held his chin: "Oh, there is a pavilion halfway up the mountain!"
"Reinforced concrete may not be hard enough. There is a small town at the foot of this mountain, and there is a really good blacksmith shop there." Zhiqian couldn't help nodding: "But even if we eat a lot of raw diamond bullets, I'm afraid Still can't beat them both."
"Then how can we regain the Sa family's title of outwitting Weihu Mountain and the throne of King Xiang!"
"The most powerful of the two of them is the combination of nirvana and CP! If you want to defeat them, you can only treat them in their own way!"
"... Sajia is a rough person, can you be more straightforward."
Zhiqian squeezed Luda's thigh tightly: "Let's make a team, and a CP."
"Scheler is so special!!!" Lu Da slapped Zhiqian in confusion: "The Sa family is a pure man! The Sa family knows a golden old man! You need to form a CP to find him!"
"Fa Le Geke!!!" Zhiqian slapped Lu Da away: "I'm also a pure man! It's just a combination of mysteries! Do you think you are so attractive? I will ask you! Your outsmarting Do you still want the name of Weihushan and the throne of King Xiang!"
Lu Da wavered in front of the Tiger Mountain, and he smacked his mouth a few times: "Okay, okay, but it was agreed in advance that you are not allowed to touch a single hair of the Sajia! When the Sajia was in Kansai, it took three punches in seconds." He! If you dare to use your hands and feet, believe it or not, Sajia will kill you in seconds!"
"I'll fuck who cares about you! Turn around! I want to shit!"
Lu Da turned around impatiently: "Who cares..." Although he said so, he was still curious about Zhiqian's craftsmanship in making such a beautiful shape. . .He secretly turned his head and peeked carefully, only to see that golden brick-like thing drooping on the ground, with fine lines and graceful shapes, it seemed that there were several big characters in regular script engraved on it!
He was taken aback and hurried over to take a look, only to see the inscription squarely on the top of the Xiang: ——Foretell what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!
The author has something to say: _(:зゝ∠)_ Should there be a fixed update time every day? . .
This thought is more and more, and even more, I feel that I am a little unreliable 2333
☆. Take back the throne of King Xiang
Looking at the foot of Wutai Mountain, there is an archway marked Wutai Fudi. At the foot of that building is a market built against the mountain, with about 700 households.
Two monks sneaked down from the Wenshu Monastery on the mountain and walked into the market to have a look. There are butcher sellers, vegetable sellers, alien sellers, blacksmiths, hotel owners, innkeepers, and guards. Everything from the earth is available, and the two monks rushed over to the blacksmith shop without delay.
"Two masters, what do you want to forge or buy?" The blacksmith saw the two entered the shop and hurried up to meet them. He saw the two monks, one was tall and slender with a gentle face, but he looked like a monk.And the other one is big and round, with a fierce face, especially the newly grown beard on his cheeks, which makes people five points scary at first sight.
The guy with a fierce face opened his mouth first: "Wu Na Blacksmith, do you have any good steel here?"
"Yes, yes." The blacksmith smiled and moved two stools: "What does the master want to forge?"
The guy with a gentle face opened his mouth: "First, two taels of forged steel. The higher the hardness, the better. It should be at room temperature and not burn your mouth."
The blacksmith was stunned: "What? Two taels? Normal temperature? Doesn't it burn your mouth?"
"A worthless thing!" Lu Da patted Zhiqian on the head: "Are you full with two taels!? Two catties! Two catties of forged steel! It doesn't matter if it's hot or not, just eat it, hurry up!"
"Two masters, I don't understand..." the blacksmith replied cautiously.
"Business or not! Just make noise!" Lu Da pushed the blacksmith aside in dissatisfaction, walked sideways to the forging stove, looked at the magma-like liquid iron inside, lay down and stuck out his tongue.
Zhiqian and the blacksmith leaned out their necks and looked at the back of Luda's butt and swallowed a mouthful of spit.
The furnace of molten iron that looked like lava was extremely hot, and when his face was close to it, he felt an uneasiness that almost scorched his skin. Ruda frowned and swallowed a mouthful of spit, retracted his tongue and turned around. : "It's up to you, it's better to come to room temperature and not burn your mouth."
"Cut." Zhiqian turned his head in contempt, and the blacksmith showed embarrassment: "If the temperature of the steel is not hot, it will be solid? How about this, the two masters use their tongues on the two weapons for nothing?" How about getting some nutrition?"
"That's a good idea," Lu Da clapped his hands, "Give the Sa family a one-hundred-jin Qinglong Yanyue knife!"
Zhiqian also nodded: "Give me a sharp cold steel dog leg!"
"That... two masters, are you really monks?"
"It's not a monk, what is Sajia?" Lu Da stretched out his hand and slapped the blacksmith on the back and patted him like a dog: "Then tell me, what is Sajia?"
The blacksmith slumped on the ground like a dog gnawing shit, and vomited blood happily: "Master, you are the reincarnation of the Great Vajra descending to the mortal world... The villain just beats you..."
"Hahahaha." Lu Da smiled and squatted down to slap the blacksmith on the back again!The head and feet of the blacksmith's body under the force turned up, and a stream of blood sprayed directly to Zhiqian's feet: "That's right! Hit hard! You won't be missing the family's money!"
"Sure enough, it's unrealistic to eat steel or something." After leaving the blacksmith's shop, Zhiqian rested her chin and thought, "Then I have to go drink and eat meat."
"Drinking and eating meat is not easy!" Lu Da walked forward and looked at the big hotel next door.
"It's not easy. This town was also funded by the temple. The elders have a rule that once the monks in Wenshu Monastery eat wine and meat, they will collect the house and principal and drive them out of the Wutai Mountains." Zhiqian looked at the flashing plaque of the big hotel and sighed. .
"Tch, you worthless guy, that's why you are not worthy of the title of outwitting Tiger Mountain!" Lu Da stepped into the revolving door of the hotel with a horoscope.
"That shabby title is so rare! I'll see what you do." Zhiqian followed Lu Da and walked in.
"Waiter! Waiter!" Lu Da started yelling as soon as he entered the hotel door, and Xiao Er greeted him with a playful smile: "Hey, what do you two masters want to eat?"
"Just sprinkle good wine and good meat on the house!"
Xiaoer's face showed embarrassment: "Master, don't embarrass me, you are a monk from Wenshu Monastery in Mount Wutai."
Lu Da's face was full of righteousness: "The Sa family is not!"
"Look, look, oh, master mentally handicapped." Xiaoer stretched out his finger and pointed to the waist of Lu Da's monk's robe, on which was written such a line: Wutai Mountain Wenshu Monastery, the Dharma name is mentally handicapped.
"Sajia trough!" Lu Da jumped up and covered his waist: "When the hell was it printed on it! Who else is mentally retarded! The Sajia's dharma name is to outwit Tiger Mountain!"
"Forget it, our elder is a local, he has a hundred ways to make us recognized." Zhiqian patted him on the shoulder.
"I don't agree with the family!" Lu Da tore off the waistband and stuffed it into his crotch, walking sideways to the next hotel!
The waiter at the next hotel pointed to his collar with a look of embarrassment: "Master mentally handicapped."
Ruda took off his shirt and walked into the next hotel shirtless!
The waiter at the next hotel took out his trouser pocket with a look of embarrassment and pointed to the inside of his trouser pocket: "Master mentally handicapped."
Ruda also took off his trousers and walked into the next hotel wearing only his shoes and fat times!
The waiter at the next hotel took off his shoes with a look of embarrassment on his face, pointed at the insoles and said, "Master mentally handicapped."
Ruda dragged off his shoes and panties and walked into the next hotel wrapped in mosaics!
The waiter at the next hotel turned on the photo restoration software with a look of embarrassment and put the mosaic back together: "Master with mental retardation."
Ruda even threw the mosaics aside and walked into the next hotel!
The waiter at the next hotel silently took out his phone: "Hello? Are you a demon?"
"What the hell..." Lu Da stepped out of the detention center and cursed at Zhiqian, "This elder dog is so insidious!"
"But I'm a little curious." Zhiqian held her chin and thought, "When you challenged me last time, where did you get your drink?"
"This... last time when I went to the pavilion halfway up the mountain, there was a man picking wine. He said he wanted to pick it up for the firework bearers in the temple, so the Sa family snatched a bucket from him." Lu Dawang Towards Mount Wutai, you can vaguely see the fingernail-sized pavilion from here.
"That's it!" Zhiqian snapped her fingers, "I named it the battle to snatch wine on the hillside to regain the throne of King Xiang!"
"But last time I was robbed by the Sa family, that guy didn't know if he would come or not..."
"Could it be that we have to run thirty li to go to Yanmen County to have wine? As long as there are fireworkers and bearers in the temple, the wine will not stop! If there is demand, there will be supply!" Zhiqian pulled Lu Da and climbed to the Halfway up the mountain, they lay in ambush in the bushes beside the pavilion.
After two hours in this way, snoring came from the bushes beside him, and Zhiqian heard someone coming up happily singing: "Big! Wind! Car! The inside is squeaking! The scenery here is beautiful." It's really beautiful!"
He opened a gap in the bushes and saw a man carrying a shoulder pole with two wooden barrels on both sides of the pole. He was carrying a cloth bag behind him, and there was a smell of meat from the cloth bag. . .He hastily shook Ruda.
Lu Da sniffed his nose in a daze: "Huh? It smells like meat?" Then he opened his mouth and bit Zhiqian's hand!
"Aw!!!!" Zhiqian jumped up from the bushes with a strange cry!The man was so startled by the wailing sound that his singing was interrupted. He looked at Zhiqian who jumped out of the way tremblingly: "This... this master? What are you doing? You scared me to death." It's..."
"Relieve, relieve, hehe..." Zhiqian smiled awkwardly and hid his bitten hand behind his back: "Relieve, I was accidentally bitten by a snake to my ass..."
"Oh, is it a poisonous snake? Is there any problem? It would be terrible if you encounter a South American pit viper or an Amazon anaconda!"
"Yi Ye, the two kinds of things you mentioned are simply not available in Asia..."
"Let the villain take a look." The man put down the pole and barrel and walked over. The smell of meat was getting closer and stronger and finally woke up the sleeping Luda!
The author has something to say: == Let’s forget it, just write and post whatever you want, yesterday I was confused for another day, the twisted bitter melon is not sweet.
☆, Mount Wutai Douxiang, go up
The man approached the bush step by step, and the smell of meat in the bag on his back was getting closer and stronger, and the man saw two golden lights burst out from the bush around Zhiqian suddenly!An overwhelming black shadow rushed forward!
The man was taken aback and squatted down holding his head!The overwhelming black shadow flew over his head and hit the pavilion. The man turned his head and saw that Lu Da was shocked: "It's you again!"
"That's right! This is the snake that just bit me!" Zhiqian covered her buttocks and yelled, "Oh, my mother has turned into a spirit and transformed into a human!"
"Who are you lying to..." The man turned his head and looked at Zhiqian contemptuously: "Which goblin is so useless to become a monk? Besides, isn't there a decree that forbids becoming a spirit?"
"That's right! This is a snake spirit with unique taste that breaks through the legal restrictions!" Zhiqian appeared behind the man's back, grabbed the meat-smelling cloth bag on his back with his right hand, and pressed his left hand on his buttocks!
The man was shocked!I heard Zhiqian put her mouth close to his ear, and while blowing into his ear, said grimly: "That's right... I'm also a snake spirit, what did you just say the name of the snake? That's right! I am the South American viper spirit and he is the Amazon anaconda spirit! The Amazon rainforest is disappearing year by year and our living environment has been severely damaged. In order to reproduce, we came to Asia and came to Mount Wutai! In order to integrate into the scene of Mount Wutai, we turned into monks! It's tiring and hungry to travel from South America to Asia...Little darling~! We like you very much!"
The man's face was covered with cold sweat and he could barely move. Zhiqian's left hand kneaded his indescribably, and a stream of saliva slowly drooped down his neck.
The man fell to the ground with a plop, pouted his buttocks and kept twisting: "It's up to you to kill, cut, eat, touch, or describe it!" Then he blushed: "After you can't describe it, after It’s okay if you can’t describe it in it...”
Zhiqian spat out a mouthful of old blood and turned white.
"What about your integrity!" Lu Da got up and pulled the man's neck!
The man twisted his whole body and blushed: "To recruit~"
Ruda tore off the pocket he was carrying, rolled him into a ball and threw him down the steps like a bowling ball on the mountain!
A series of sounds of the body colliding with the steps spread on the hillside of Wutai Mountain with the man's smooth cry: "Oh...! Ah! Baby~! Ah...! So exciting...! Ah. ...!"
With the accompaniment of the barking, Lu Da opened the bag, and saw a cooked dog leg inside, but he took a look and handed the dog leg to Zhiqian: "There are both wine and meat." Yes, that's..."
Zhiqian gradually recovered his original color, and he didn't pick up the dog's leg: "I just feel that the wine and meat are overflowing with filth... I can't swallow it..."
Lu Da patted Zhiqian on the shoulder: "The Sa family also thinks so, but how can we not want the throne of King Xiang and the dharma title of taking Weihu Mountain by strategy."
"Oh." Zhiqian took Lu Da's hand and sat in the pavilion, put the dog's leg to his mouth: "Speaking of which, I am an orphan who was abandoned at the gate of this temple, and I have been a monk since I can remember. It was the first time in my life that I ate meat."
"Sajiacao's first time eating meat! You've worked for nothing before!" Lu Da tore off a piece from the dog's leg and handed it to Zhiqian: "Open your mouth, ah—"
Zhiqian's face flushed slightly, he opened his mouth and looked away: "Ah——"
"That's right." Ruda stuffed the dog meat into his mouth, and Zhiqian began to chew slowly: "It's really...delicious, there are such delicious things in this world!"
"Hahaha, right!" Lu Da smiled and tore off the second piece of dog meat: "Open your mouth, ah—"
"what--"
Ruda looked at him chewing and smiling, scooped up a scoop of wine from the wooden barrel and poured it into his mouth, then scooped up another scoop and handed it to Zhiqian, who was blushing again at the place where he drank it After drinking it, he smacked his mouth tastefully a few times: "Is this wine... To be honest, it doesn't taste good, but there is a different feeling that makes it the best drink in the world."
"That's right! When you're drunk, you dare to say anything and do anything, and you can vent out all your pent-up knots. Alcohol is the best thing in the world!" Lu Da put his arms around him again. Gave him a scoop.
"Hey? Can you vent all your knots at once?" Zhiqian was taken aback and blushed even more: "Then, then I'd better stop drinking..."
"What? Coward, what are you afraid of? It's just Sajia and you, what else can you say to Sajia?" Lu Da didn't force himself after hearing this, and poured the wine from the ladle into his mouth.
In less than half an hour, the two wine barrels were empty, and the meat on the dog's legs was all eaten away. Lu Da took off his shirt, wrapped it around his waist, and stood up: "Happy!" He looked up. The gate of the monastery on the top of the mountain: "The Sa family is here now to regain the nickname of Weihu Mountain and the throne of King Xiang!"
Zhiqian also stood up, and looked around the small pavilion with nostalgia: "Let's go, let's defeat the elder and the abbot!"
"Oh!" Lu Da tilted his butt, a violent gas shot out from the chrysanthemum, shot up the mountain like a rocket, and smashed the temple gate!
The monks in the courtyard were shocked when they heard the landslide-like sound!Elder Zhizhen walked out of the main hall and saw Lu Da smashing the temple gate: "Good, good, mentally retarded, you have broken the precept again."
"It's taking Tiger Mountain by strategy!" Lu Da yelled and bumped his head into Elder Zhizhen's bald gourd!Elder Zhizhen brushed his hands over the chrysanthemums, and saw that the palms of those hands were filled with chrysanthemum-colored energy, supporting Lu Da's bald head!
Ruda suddenly dilated ass caliber!The propulsion force was magnified several times the moment his head touched Elder Zhizhen's hands!His head hit Elder Zhizhen and shattered the inner and outer walls of the hall with a bang!Elder Zhizhen was forced to leave a deep trench under his feet!
"This... the propulsion of this chrysanthemum!" Elder Zhizhen was shocked and was smashed through two buildings again!He poured the power of the chrysanthemum into his feet and took a horse stance to stand still, barely avoiding being pushed out of the temple!
"Wisdom!" He raised his head to the sky and yelled, only to see Zhijia's chrysanthemum flying over like a rocket propelled by jets of gas!Zhiqian put his hand towards the chrysanthemum, just like that, a golden light shone fiercely under the sky!Yixiang's sword is out of its sheath!
The sword pierced directly towards Lu Da's violently spurting chrysanthemum!Elder Zhizhen was overjoyed and said, "Yes! Let him go!"
At this moment, a large golden truck smashed into the courtyard wall behind Elder Zhizhen and charged towards Abbot Zhizhen!Zhiqian stood on the top of the big truck, and Zhiqian raised his hand to the sky and shouted: "Transform!" The big truck twisted violently and forced out a six-story Optimus Prime!
"Na... Nani!? You can already pull out a deformable Xiang!" Zhizhen and Zhifa were shocked, and Optimus Prime had already raised his ass along with Zhiqian on his head!A chrysanthemum-colored energy shock wave spurted out from the chrysanthemum and went straight to Zhijia: "Turtle! Pai! Qi! Gong!"
Zhijia was caught off guard and had to block the Yixiang sword in front of him. The shock wave exploded on the sword and pushed him out, turning him into a small star in the distant sky!Lu Da looked at Elder Zhizhen with a silvery smile on his face: "Hey! Now you can't use combined skills! Next is Sajia and Zhiqian 2V1!"
Elder Zhizhen also replied with a silvery smile: "Oh? Are you sure it's 2V1?" There was a golden light behind him, and the Tuxiang Sword flew over his head and went straight to Luda's crazy jetting chrysanthemum. Pierce down!Lu Da had no choice but to close the chrysanthemum and clamped the Tuxiang sword tightly with his sphincter!
At the moment when Lu Da's chrysanthemum's propulsion force disappeared, Elder Zhizhen suddenly pushed Lu Da out with force. He curled his waist and rolled the chrysanthemum and buttocks to the front of his body!A rocket shot out like a rocket and was about to hit the unsuspecting Luda on the head!
The huge wrist of Optimus Prime smashed between Luda and the elder with a whistling sound!The Xiang bomb exploded on the giant wrist with a bang, splashing a screen of Xiang Huang. . .
"Big man?" Zhiqian glanced at the huge wrist that was blown off and looked at Lu Da with concern. Lu Da held Tu Xiang's sword with difficulty with his sphincter and raised his head with a smile: "Cute big tits!"
"How do you think it's okay?" Elder Zhizhen asked from the temple wall, Zhiqian raised his head and saw that he jumped onto the temple wall as if trying to avoid something with the help of the recoil of the shot just now. There seemed to be a violent sound of air friction and burning overhead!He raised his head and saw that Abbot Zhihua was holding the Yixiang sword, dragging the flames and falling towards them from outside the universe!
The abbot Zhijia showed a triumphant smile at the corner of his mouth. He looked down at the terrified Zhijia and Luda and opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "Foretell what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
☆、Wutai Mountain Douxiang, go down
Seeing the fake abbot Zhi falling from outer space holding the Yixiang sword, Lu Da put his hand on Zhiqianla's Optimus Prime and said affectionately and wisely: "Brother, it's your turn."
Zhiqian looked up at the fake abbot Zhizhi and put on a posture: "Okay! Just let me... Hey? What should I do?"
Lu Da twisted his buttocks, and the camera gave a close-up of the Tuxiang Baodao clamped on his buttocks: "As long as you clamp this sword with the sphincter, they will be disarmed by us! If they lose their weapons, they will be disarmed!" It can only be slaughtered by us!"
"That's right, such an exquisite idea!" Zhiqian clapped her hands and raised her chrysanthemum on Optimus Prime's head to face the fallen Yixiang sword: "No, no, he fell from outer space. You didn't see the air friction. Burned his clothes clean! You asked me to catch a sword projected from outer space with a chrysanthemum!?"
Lu Da nodded and gave him a thumbs up: "The world's peace and the future of mankind rest on your chrysanthemum!"
"Sister Luo, do you think my chrysanthemum is a scabbard!?"
"The opportunity to disarm is imminent! Even if you are not optimistic about the Sa family's dharma name to outmaneuver Weihu Mountain, you still plan to take the throne of King Xiang!"
Zhiqian hesitated, did he really want the throne of King Xiang?Or do you want your own chrysanthemums?
"Well, allow the old monk to intervene." Abbot Zhihua couldn't help but said: "Have you made up your mind, because you have spoken to the old man and the elder has been fixed in the sky for several minutes! I'm going to complain!"
"Come on, come on, come on." Zhiqian made a helpless gesture, and the false abbot Zhiqian moved again, dragging the flames!
Zhiqian raised his hand high, and Optimus Prime under his feet slowly lay down on the ground, raising his chrysanthemum to the sky!
Both Lu Da and Elder Zhizhen were stunned, and even used their own chrysanthemum creations instead of chrysanthemums to receive the sword!
Elder Zhizhen looked at the Yixiang sword that was perfectly fixed to Optimus Prime's chrysanthemum and stomped his feet: "How can it be repaired! Blocking the other party's chrysanthemum and making the other party completely lose combat power has failed!"
"Nani! Did you intend to block Sajia's chrysanthemum on purpose? It's a trick!" Lu Da reached out and grabbed the Tu Xiang Baodao behind his buttocks, but the knife didn't move at all and couldn't get out of his chrysanthemum!
"Hahahaha, Zhiqian is indeed a high-level apprentice I have cultivated since I was a child! He even realized the intention of blocking Er and other chrysanthemums for my teacher!" Elder Zhizhen stood on the wall and took a horse step, posing with a white crane and bright chrysanthemum!
Zhiqian rubbed her nose in embarrassment: "Of course, I discovered your intention when the mentally handicapped brother clamped the sword with his sphincter!"
"Wait, the white crane is showing its wings! Brighten your sister's chrysanthemum! And this guy was just worried about his own chrysanthemum, so he didn't use the chrysanthemum to catch the sword!"
Elder Zhizhen kept moving on the wall and made a move of Jin Ju's independence: "But that's it for you! You can't resist the old monk and the abbot's male-male mixed double-chrysanthemum 2v1!"
Zhiqian raised her eyebrows: "Are you sure the abbot can still accompany you in 2v1?"
I saw that the false abbot disappeared deeply into Optimus Prime's body along with the leaning sword!The face of Optimus Prime blushed with happiness, raised his scissors hands towards the camera, and spat out a line: "To recruit~!"
"Unexpectedly!" Elder Zhizhen was shocked!
"From the very beginning, mental retardation has not been counted in my combat power. From the very beginning, I 1v you two!" Zhiqian straightened his waist, and then Optimus Prime stood up rumblingly!
Lu Da gritted his teeth with hatred and tried to pull the Tuxiang sword out of his chrysanthemum. At this moment, Zhiqian whispered in his ear: "Leave everything to me, just avoid it and don't get hurt. You outwit Tiger Mountain!" I'll help you get back your dharma name!"
"How can it be repaired!" Elder Zhizhen opened the chrysanthemums, and the wings of an airplane slowly came out from behind the chrysanthemums!
Is this guy trying to pull a Decepticon to rival me!That Optimus Prime took a step forward, raised his unbroken fist and threw it at Elder Zhizhen!
The moment before the giant fist hit Elder Zhizhen, the two wings moved from behind his chrysanthemum to his back!Elder Zhizhen opened his chrysanthemums and seemed to combine himself into a jet fighter!His bald dipper shone like a diamond and spun through Optimus Prime's belly!
it turns out!Zhiqian was taken aback, the master pretended to pull out a Decepticon and assembled himself into a fighter jet!He actually wanted to rescue the false abbot and force the situation back to 2V1!
But what was even more surprising was Elder Zhizhen!He broke through Optimus Prime's abdomen in surprise, and there was no sign of the false abbot in the part that was supposed to be the stomach!
Since there is no stomach part, where would he hide the abbot?He turned to look at the various parts of Optimus Prime's body and found no abnormal protrusions at all. . .
With his bald head as the apex, he spun violently again!Since it's so well hidden, I'll drill all the parts to pieces!
coming!Following Zhiqian's posture, Optimus Prime opened his giant hands as if to catch the elder's bald gourd, and the elder's chrysanthemum exploded instantly, and a circle of white weapons burst out around him!The elder relied on the chrysanthemum to speed up and break through the sound barrier!And the moment Zhiqian reacted, the elder had already penetrated Optimus Prime's chest at a speed of Mach 15!
No.
Elder Zhizhen struggled to leave a trail in the sky and turned around. Before Optimus Prime's body could react from being pierced through his chest, he was pierced through his crotch again!
Not even in the crotch!The elder turned around again and at the same time carefully swept Optimus Prime who had three big holes in his body.
The main part of the body is missing, and the only remaining parts are the head and limbs, and putting them in the limbs will affect the movement. . .Elder Zhizhen had a triumphant smile on his face!
The top of Optimus Prime's head seemed to be shaking and falling apart a little bit. . .Zhiqian jumped onto Optimus Prime's shoulder and pointed its head in the direction where Elder Zhizhen came again!
This is. . .Let me rescue Chi-Fake?Isn't this an action equivalent to admitting defeat! ? ?Elder Zhizhen was stunned for a moment, the head of Optimus Prime exploded automatically from the inside, and Elder Zhifalse, who was holding Yixiang's sword with both hands, came out from inside!The point of the sword pointed straight at Zhizhen's bald gourd and stabbed it up!
This posture runs through the entire body of Optimus Prime from the chrysanthemum! ?And at the moment when the body broke out from the bottom up and the sight was not good. . .Zhizhen looked at Yixiang's sword and the smiling Zhiqian who was close at hand. This guy never wanted to trap Zhijia from the beginning?
No, it's not so much that I didn't want to be trapped, it's better to say that I knew I couldn't be trapped, and I decided that I would save him, so I made a plan to let our mutual moves hit each other! ?
Terrible and promising child!However.Although Elder Zhizhen closed the chrysanthemum, he was still immersed in the rapid inertia caused by the speed of Mach 15, and he was about to poke the sword in the hands of the frightened Zhifa on the opposite side!He stretched out his hand facing the front like this: "Come back!" The Tuxiang sword clamped by Luda's sphincter trembled violently and suddenly dragged Luda and flew back to Zhizhen's hand!
"Oh oh oh oh!" Lu Da was taken aback and was dragged to the sky before he could react!Zhizhen held the knife in his hand and held Luda in front of him as if to use him as a human shield!
Zhiqian's smile froze, and his pants burst open with a bang!He rushed to Lu Da at a speed that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and forcibly pulled out his chrysanthemum from the tip of Tu Xiang Baodao and threw it aside!
"Zhiqian..." Lu Da slowly fell from mid-air, staring blankly at Zhiqian who was smiling at him; The Yixiang sword that came up from behind pierced Zhiqian's body from behind again; he watched in a daze that the sword seemed to touch in his body, and a violent tremor erupted, and suddenly followed Zhiqian's abdomen shattered into pieces. Countless fragments; staring blankly as Zhizhen and Zhijia collided with Zhiqian, the three of them floated down from mid-air like three dead leaves. . .
"Zhiqian!!!" As Lu Da fell to the ground with a bang, he seemed to be woken up, and his loud roar exploded and floated on the Wenshu Monastery. . .He flew over and hugged Zhiqian who was floating down from mid-air
In the golden light came the voice of Abbot Zhihua: "Yixiang can't get out! Who will fight for the front!"
Zhiqian turned pale with shock: "It turned out to be the Tuxiang Saber and Yixiang Sword of the Supreme Xianglin!"
Lu Da didn't take it seriously: "What kind of knife or sword, no matter what you come up with, today the name of Weihu Mountain and the throne of King Xiang will be taken by Sajia!" Go up: "Go loach beast!"
And in that golden light, there was a large area of swords, lights and swords in an instant!I saw Elder Zhizhen and Abbot Zhifa frantically looking at each other in the golden light!All I could hear was: "Frown, eye, knife!" The skill name Naxiang Niqian was crushed by the huge love between the two in an instant!
Lu Da was shocked and fell to the ground: "My loach beast!" Seeing that something was wrong, Na Zhiqian shook his hand and the flying dragon turned and circled to run away with him!Elder Zhizhen wrapped his arms around Abbot Zhifa's waist, lingering on each other, and turned into two beams of golden light, quickly entangled the soaring dragon for several laps!
"Lang Qing Concubine Yi Sword!" With the name of this skill blurted out, Elder Zhizhen put his arms around the waist of Abbot Zhihua and landed in a standard pose for the stills of the Titanic. There were countless cut marks, which turned into sections of sausage and fell from the sky like rain!
At this time, Lu Da saw the appearance of the Tuxiang Saber and Yixiang Sword, and saw that the golden light of the sword was extremely sharp, and the moment he saw them, Xiang seemed to be trembling with fear in his stomach!Elder Zhizhen and Abbot Zhizhen yelled: "Return to the sheath!" Then they stuffed the sword into their own chrysanthemums, and then sighed at Lu Da with the limbs of the flying dragon that fell behind them. Read: "Amitabha, good, good."
Na Zhiqian just fell from the sky at this time, and just happened to hit Lu Da's arms. Elder Zhizhen pointed to the two of them and said, "The old monk has said that this is a pure place of Buddhism that you two cannot compete with each other. You two dare to disdain King Xiang's throne with your little ability? Don't you young people know what it means to be low-key!? Shallow, mentally retarded, the two of you disturbed the pure rules and regulations of Buddhism, and you two will be fined for a month of confinement!"
After saying that, the false abbot turned around and twisted the chrysanthemum!The bodies of the countless Duanxiang dragons on the ground were instructed to assemble like building blocks into a cage and lock Lu Da and Zhiqian in!
"Good, good." Elder Zhizhen took Abbot Zhijia's arm, turned and left.
"It's too powerful...I never thought that there would be such an expert in this Wenshu Monastery." Lu Da looked at their backs and muttered to himself.
"Uh, how should I put it, after the two moves just now, I feel that they are indeed stronger than us, but our strength is not surpassed by them too much." Zhiqian rested her chin and thought.
"Huh? Isn't there a way to defeat them?" Lu Da looked at Zhiqian in surprise.
"That's right, the most powerful thing about the two of them is that there is me in you and you in me, that is, a pair of CPs. There is a limit to the strength of a single person, and the strength of two people not only doubles this strength, but also It's so powerful to have developed an infinite variety of combined nirvana!" Zhiqian patted Lu Da's thigh in admiration.
"Bah bah bah, Sajiawen can still beat them, didn't you say it was right? After that, I started to praise them." Lu Da patted Zhiqian on the back.
"Because monks are vegetarians, it is determined that the texture of their xiang is not hard enough and the texture is not fine enough. How food affects the texture of xiang is very profound."
"Sajia agrees." Lu Da nodded, "The Sajia couldn't make Xianglong before, and they made it after drinking wine."
"You are a loach! Don't you call it a loach yourself!"
"Ahaha." Lu Da scratched his head embarrassingly: "You mean, if you want to defeat them, you have to drink?"
"Not only do we need to drink." Zhiqian held his chin: "We also need to eat meat, crispy bones, and everything that can increase the hardness, whether we can eat it or not, so that we can surpass them in the quality of Xiang to make up for it." Part of the strength gap."
"Anything that can increase hardness, whether it can be eaten or not..." Lu Da held his chin: "Oh, there is a pavilion halfway up the mountain!"
"Reinforced concrete may not be hard enough. There is a small town at the foot of this mountain, and there is a really good blacksmith shop there." Zhiqian couldn't help nodding: "But even if we eat a lot of raw diamond bullets, I'm afraid Still can't beat them both."
"Then how can we regain the Sa family's title of outwitting Weihu Mountain and the throne of King Xiang!"
"The most powerful of the two of them is the combination of nirvana and CP! If you want to defeat them, you can only treat them in their own way!"
"... Sajia is a rough person, can you be more straightforward."
Zhiqian squeezed Luda's thigh tightly: "Let's make a team, and a CP."
"Scheler is so special!!!" Lu Da slapped Zhiqian in confusion: "The Sa family is a pure man! The Sa family knows a golden old man! You need to form a CP to find him!"
"Fa Le Geke!!!" Zhiqian slapped Lu Da away: "I'm also a pure man! It's just a combination of mysteries! Do you think you are so attractive? I will ask you! Your outsmarting Do you still want the name of Weihushan and the throne of King Xiang!"
Lu Da wavered in front of the Tiger Mountain, and he smacked his mouth a few times: "Okay, okay, but it was agreed in advance that you are not allowed to touch a single hair of the Sajia! When the Sajia was in Kansai, it took three punches in seconds." He! If you dare to use your hands and feet, believe it or not, Sajia will kill you in seconds!"
"I'll fuck who cares about you! Turn around! I want to shit!"
Lu Da turned around impatiently: "Who cares..." Although he said so, he was still curious about Zhiqian's craftsmanship in making such a beautiful shape. . .He secretly turned his head and peeked carefully, only to see that golden brick-like thing drooping on the ground, with fine lines and graceful shapes, it seemed that there were several big characters in regular script engraved on it!
He was taken aback and hurried over to take a look, only to see the inscription squarely on the top of the Xiang: ——Foretell what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!
The author has something to say: _(:зゝ∠)_ Should there be a fixed update time every day? . .
This thought is more and more, and even more, I feel that I am a little unreliable 2333
☆. Take back the throne of King Xiang
Looking at the foot of Wutai Mountain, there is an archway marked Wutai Fudi. At the foot of that building is a market built against the mountain, with about 700 households.
Two monks sneaked down from the Wenshu Monastery on the mountain and walked into the market to have a look. There are butcher sellers, vegetable sellers, alien sellers, blacksmiths, hotel owners, innkeepers, and guards. Everything from the earth is available, and the two monks rushed over to the blacksmith shop without delay.
"Two masters, what do you want to forge or buy?" The blacksmith saw the two entered the shop and hurried up to meet them. He saw the two monks, one was tall and slender with a gentle face, but he looked like a monk.And the other one is big and round, with a fierce face, especially the newly grown beard on his cheeks, which makes people five points scary at first sight.
The guy with a fierce face opened his mouth first: "Wu Na Blacksmith, do you have any good steel here?"
"Yes, yes." The blacksmith smiled and moved two stools: "What does the master want to forge?"
The guy with a gentle face opened his mouth: "First, two taels of forged steel. The higher the hardness, the better. It should be at room temperature and not burn your mouth."
The blacksmith was stunned: "What? Two taels? Normal temperature? Doesn't it burn your mouth?"
"A worthless thing!" Lu Da patted Zhiqian on the head: "Are you full with two taels!? Two catties! Two catties of forged steel! It doesn't matter if it's hot or not, just eat it, hurry up!"
"Two masters, I don't understand..." the blacksmith replied cautiously.
"Business or not! Just make noise!" Lu Da pushed the blacksmith aside in dissatisfaction, walked sideways to the forging stove, looked at the magma-like liquid iron inside, lay down and stuck out his tongue.
Zhiqian and the blacksmith leaned out their necks and looked at the back of Luda's butt and swallowed a mouthful of spit.
The furnace of molten iron that looked like lava was extremely hot, and when his face was close to it, he felt an uneasiness that almost scorched his skin. Ruda frowned and swallowed a mouthful of spit, retracted his tongue and turned around. : "It's up to you, it's better to come to room temperature and not burn your mouth."
"Cut." Zhiqian turned his head in contempt, and the blacksmith showed embarrassment: "If the temperature of the steel is not hot, it will be solid? How about this, the two masters use their tongues on the two weapons for nothing?" How about getting some nutrition?"
"That's a good idea," Lu Da clapped his hands, "Give the Sa family a one-hundred-jin Qinglong Yanyue knife!"
Zhiqian also nodded: "Give me a sharp cold steel dog leg!"
"That... two masters, are you really monks?"
"It's not a monk, what is Sajia?" Lu Da stretched out his hand and slapped the blacksmith on the back and patted him like a dog: "Then tell me, what is Sajia?"
The blacksmith slumped on the ground like a dog gnawing shit, and vomited blood happily: "Master, you are the reincarnation of the Great Vajra descending to the mortal world... The villain just beats you..."
"Hahahaha." Lu Da smiled and squatted down to slap the blacksmith on the back again!The head and feet of the blacksmith's body under the force turned up, and a stream of blood sprayed directly to Zhiqian's feet: "That's right! Hit hard! You won't be missing the family's money!"
"Sure enough, it's unrealistic to eat steel or something." After leaving the blacksmith's shop, Zhiqian rested her chin and thought, "Then I have to go drink and eat meat."
"Drinking and eating meat is not easy!" Lu Da walked forward and looked at the big hotel next door.
"It's not easy. This town was also funded by the temple. The elders have a rule that once the monks in Wenshu Monastery eat wine and meat, they will collect the house and principal and drive them out of the Wutai Mountains." Zhiqian looked at the flashing plaque of the big hotel and sighed. .
"Tch, you worthless guy, that's why you are not worthy of the title of outwitting Tiger Mountain!" Lu Da stepped into the revolving door of the hotel with a horoscope.
"That shabby title is so rare! I'll see what you do." Zhiqian followed Lu Da and walked in.
"Waiter! Waiter!" Lu Da started yelling as soon as he entered the hotel door, and Xiao Er greeted him with a playful smile: "Hey, what do you two masters want to eat?"
"Just sprinkle good wine and good meat on the house!"
Xiaoer's face showed embarrassment: "Master, don't embarrass me, you are a monk from Wenshu Monastery in Mount Wutai."
Lu Da's face was full of righteousness: "The Sa family is not!"
"Look, look, oh, master mentally handicapped." Xiaoer stretched out his finger and pointed to the waist of Lu Da's monk's robe, on which was written such a line: Wutai Mountain Wenshu Monastery, the Dharma name is mentally handicapped.
"Sajia trough!" Lu Da jumped up and covered his waist: "When the hell was it printed on it! Who else is mentally retarded! The Sajia's dharma name is to outwit Tiger Mountain!"
"Forget it, our elder is a local, he has a hundred ways to make us recognized." Zhiqian patted him on the shoulder.
"I don't agree with the family!" Lu Da tore off the waistband and stuffed it into his crotch, walking sideways to the next hotel!
The waiter at the next hotel pointed to his collar with a look of embarrassment: "Master mentally handicapped."
Ruda took off his shirt and walked into the next hotel shirtless!
The waiter at the next hotel took out his trouser pocket with a look of embarrassment and pointed to the inside of his trouser pocket: "Master mentally handicapped."
Ruda also took off his trousers and walked into the next hotel wearing only his shoes and fat times!
The waiter at the next hotel took off his shoes with a look of embarrassment on his face, pointed at the insoles and said, "Master mentally handicapped."
Ruda dragged off his shoes and panties and walked into the next hotel wrapped in mosaics!
The waiter at the next hotel turned on the photo restoration software with a look of embarrassment and put the mosaic back together: "Master with mental retardation."
Ruda even threw the mosaics aside and walked into the next hotel!
The waiter at the next hotel silently took out his phone: "Hello? Are you a demon?"
"What the hell..." Lu Da stepped out of the detention center and cursed at Zhiqian, "This elder dog is so insidious!"
"But I'm a little curious." Zhiqian held her chin and thought, "When you challenged me last time, where did you get your drink?"
"This... last time when I went to the pavilion halfway up the mountain, there was a man picking wine. He said he wanted to pick it up for the firework bearers in the temple, so the Sa family snatched a bucket from him." Lu Dawang Towards Mount Wutai, you can vaguely see the fingernail-sized pavilion from here.
"That's it!" Zhiqian snapped her fingers, "I named it the battle to snatch wine on the hillside to regain the throne of King Xiang!"
"But last time I was robbed by the Sa family, that guy didn't know if he would come or not..."
"Could it be that we have to run thirty li to go to Yanmen County to have wine? As long as there are fireworkers and bearers in the temple, the wine will not stop! If there is demand, there will be supply!" Zhiqian pulled Lu Da and climbed to the Halfway up the mountain, they lay in ambush in the bushes beside the pavilion.
After two hours in this way, snoring came from the bushes beside him, and Zhiqian heard someone coming up happily singing: "Big! Wind! Car! The inside is squeaking! The scenery here is beautiful." It's really beautiful!"
He opened a gap in the bushes and saw a man carrying a shoulder pole with two wooden barrels on both sides of the pole. He was carrying a cloth bag behind him, and there was a smell of meat from the cloth bag. . .He hastily shook Ruda.
Lu Da sniffed his nose in a daze: "Huh? It smells like meat?" Then he opened his mouth and bit Zhiqian's hand!
"Aw!!!!" Zhiqian jumped up from the bushes with a strange cry!The man was so startled by the wailing sound that his singing was interrupted. He looked at Zhiqian who jumped out of the way tremblingly: "This... this master? What are you doing? You scared me to death." It's..."
"Relieve, relieve, hehe..." Zhiqian smiled awkwardly and hid his bitten hand behind his back: "Relieve, I was accidentally bitten by a snake to my ass..."
"Oh, is it a poisonous snake? Is there any problem? It would be terrible if you encounter a South American pit viper or an Amazon anaconda!"
"Yi Ye, the two kinds of things you mentioned are simply not available in Asia..."
"Let the villain take a look." The man put down the pole and barrel and walked over. The smell of meat was getting closer and stronger and finally woke up the sleeping Luda!
The author has something to say: == Let’s forget it, just write and post whatever you want, yesterday I was confused for another day, the twisted bitter melon is not sweet.
☆, Mount Wutai Douxiang, go up
The man approached the bush step by step, and the smell of meat in the bag on his back was getting closer and stronger, and the man saw two golden lights burst out from the bush around Zhiqian suddenly!An overwhelming black shadow rushed forward!
The man was taken aback and squatted down holding his head!The overwhelming black shadow flew over his head and hit the pavilion. The man turned his head and saw that Lu Da was shocked: "It's you again!"
"That's right! This is the snake that just bit me!" Zhiqian covered her buttocks and yelled, "Oh, my mother has turned into a spirit and transformed into a human!"
"Who are you lying to..." The man turned his head and looked at Zhiqian contemptuously: "Which goblin is so useless to become a monk? Besides, isn't there a decree that forbids becoming a spirit?"
"That's right! This is a snake spirit with unique taste that breaks through the legal restrictions!" Zhiqian appeared behind the man's back, grabbed the meat-smelling cloth bag on his back with his right hand, and pressed his left hand on his buttocks!
The man was shocked!I heard Zhiqian put her mouth close to his ear, and while blowing into his ear, said grimly: "That's right... I'm also a snake spirit, what did you just say the name of the snake? That's right! I am the South American viper spirit and he is the Amazon anaconda spirit! The Amazon rainforest is disappearing year by year and our living environment has been severely damaged. In order to reproduce, we came to Asia and came to Mount Wutai! In order to integrate into the scene of Mount Wutai, we turned into monks! It's tiring and hungry to travel from South America to Asia...Little darling~! We like you very much!"
The man's face was covered with cold sweat and he could barely move. Zhiqian's left hand kneaded his indescribably, and a stream of saliva slowly drooped down his neck.
The man fell to the ground with a plop, pouted his buttocks and kept twisting: "It's up to you to kill, cut, eat, touch, or describe it!" Then he blushed: "After you can't describe it, after It’s okay if you can’t describe it in it...”
Zhiqian spat out a mouthful of old blood and turned white.
"What about your integrity!" Lu Da got up and pulled the man's neck!
The man twisted his whole body and blushed: "To recruit~"
Ruda tore off the pocket he was carrying, rolled him into a ball and threw him down the steps like a bowling ball on the mountain!
A series of sounds of the body colliding with the steps spread on the hillside of Wutai Mountain with the man's smooth cry: "Oh...! Ah! Baby~! Ah...! So exciting...! Ah. ...!"
With the accompaniment of the barking, Lu Da opened the bag, and saw a cooked dog leg inside, but he took a look and handed the dog leg to Zhiqian: "There are both wine and meat." Yes, that's..."
Zhiqian gradually recovered his original color, and he didn't pick up the dog's leg: "I just feel that the wine and meat are overflowing with filth... I can't swallow it..."
Lu Da patted Zhiqian on the shoulder: "The Sa family also thinks so, but how can we not want the throne of King Xiang and the dharma title of taking Weihu Mountain by strategy."
"Oh." Zhiqian took Lu Da's hand and sat in the pavilion, put the dog's leg to his mouth: "Speaking of which, I am an orphan who was abandoned at the gate of this temple, and I have been a monk since I can remember. It was the first time in my life that I ate meat."
"Sajiacao's first time eating meat! You've worked for nothing before!" Lu Da tore off a piece from the dog's leg and handed it to Zhiqian: "Open your mouth, ah—"
Zhiqian's face flushed slightly, he opened his mouth and looked away: "Ah——"
"That's right." Ruda stuffed the dog meat into his mouth, and Zhiqian began to chew slowly: "It's really...delicious, there are such delicious things in this world!"
"Hahaha, right!" Lu Da smiled and tore off the second piece of dog meat: "Open your mouth, ah—"
"what--"
Ruda looked at him chewing and smiling, scooped up a scoop of wine from the wooden barrel and poured it into his mouth, then scooped up another scoop and handed it to Zhiqian, who was blushing again at the place where he drank it After drinking it, he smacked his mouth tastefully a few times: "Is this wine... To be honest, it doesn't taste good, but there is a different feeling that makes it the best drink in the world."
"That's right! When you're drunk, you dare to say anything and do anything, and you can vent out all your pent-up knots. Alcohol is the best thing in the world!" Lu Da put his arms around him again. Gave him a scoop.
"Hey? Can you vent all your knots at once?" Zhiqian was taken aback and blushed even more: "Then, then I'd better stop drinking..."
"What? Coward, what are you afraid of? It's just Sajia and you, what else can you say to Sajia?" Lu Da didn't force himself after hearing this, and poured the wine from the ladle into his mouth.
In less than half an hour, the two wine barrels were empty, and the meat on the dog's legs was all eaten away. Lu Da took off his shirt, wrapped it around his waist, and stood up: "Happy!" He looked up. The gate of the monastery on the top of the mountain: "The Sa family is here now to regain the nickname of Weihu Mountain and the throne of King Xiang!"
Zhiqian also stood up, and looked around the small pavilion with nostalgia: "Let's go, let's defeat the elder and the abbot!"
"Oh!" Lu Da tilted his butt, a violent gas shot out from the chrysanthemum, shot up the mountain like a rocket, and smashed the temple gate!
The monks in the courtyard were shocked when they heard the landslide-like sound!Elder Zhizhen walked out of the main hall and saw Lu Da smashing the temple gate: "Good, good, mentally retarded, you have broken the precept again."
"It's taking Tiger Mountain by strategy!" Lu Da yelled and bumped his head into Elder Zhizhen's bald gourd!Elder Zhizhen brushed his hands over the chrysanthemums, and saw that the palms of those hands were filled with chrysanthemum-colored energy, supporting Lu Da's bald head!
Ruda suddenly dilated ass caliber!The propulsion force was magnified several times the moment his head touched Elder Zhizhen's hands!His head hit Elder Zhizhen and shattered the inner and outer walls of the hall with a bang!Elder Zhizhen was forced to leave a deep trench under his feet!
"This... the propulsion of this chrysanthemum!" Elder Zhizhen was shocked and was smashed through two buildings again!He poured the power of the chrysanthemum into his feet and took a horse stance to stand still, barely avoiding being pushed out of the temple!
"Wisdom!" He raised his head to the sky and yelled, only to see Zhijia's chrysanthemum flying over like a rocket propelled by jets of gas!Zhiqian put his hand towards the chrysanthemum, just like that, a golden light shone fiercely under the sky!Yixiang's sword is out of its sheath!
The sword pierced directly towards Lu Da's violently spurting chrysanthemum!Elder Zhizhen was overjoyed and said, "Yes! Let him go!"
At this moment, a large golden truck smashed into the courtyard wall behind Elder Zhizhen and charged towards Abbot Zhizhen!Zhiqian stood on the top of the big truck, and Zhiqian raised his hand to the sky and shouted: "Transform!" The big truck twisted violently and forced out a six-story Optimus Prime!
"Na... Nani!? You can already pull out a deformable Xiang!" Zhizhen and Zhifa were shocked, and Optimus Prime had already raised his ass along with Zhiqian on his head!A chrysanthemum-colored energy shock wave spurted out from the chrysanthemum and went straight to Zhijia: "Turtle! Pai! Qi! Gong!"
Zhijia was caught off guard and had to block the Yixiang sword in front of him. The shock wave exploded on the sword and pushed him out, turning him into a small star in the distant sky!Lu Da looked at Elder Zhizhen with a silvery smile on his face: "Hey! Now you can't use combined skills! Next is Sajia and Zhiqian 2V1!"
Elder Zhizhen also replied with a silvery smile: "Oh? Are you sure it's 2V1?" There was a golden light behind him, and the Tuxiang Sword flew over his head and went straight to Luda's crazy jetting chrysanthemum. Pierce down!Lu Da had no choice but to close the chrysanthemum and clamped the Tuxiang sword tightly with his sphincter!
At the moment when Lu Da's chrysanthemum's propulsion force disappeared, Elder Zhizhen suddenly pushed Lu Da out with force. He curled his waist and rolled the chrysanthemum and buttocks to the front of his body!A rocket shot out like a rocket and was about to hit the unsuspecting Luda on the head!
The huge wrist of Optimus Prime smashed between Luda and the elder with a whistling sound!The Xiang bomb exploded on the giant wrist with a bang, splashing a screen of Xiang Huang. . .
"Big man?" Zhiqian glanced at the huge wrist that was blown off and looked at Lu Da with concern. Lu Da held Tu Xiang's sword with difficulty with his sphincter and raised his head with a smile: "Cute big tits!"
"How do you think it's okay?" Elder Zhizhen asked from the temple wall, Zhiqian raised his head and saw that he jumped onto the temple wall as if trying to avoid something with the help of the recoil of the shot just now. There seemed to be a violent sound of air friction and burning overhead!He raised his head and saw that Abbot Zhihua was holding the Yixiang sword, dragging the flames and falling towards them from outside the universe!
The abbot Zhijia showed a triumphant smile at the corner of his mouth. He looked down at the terrified Zhijia and Luda and opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "Foretell what will happen next, and listen to the next chapter to break it down!"
☆、Wutai Mountain Douxiang, go down
Seeing the fake abbot Zhi falling from outer space holding the Yixiang sword, Lu Da put his hand on Zhiqianla's Optimus Prime and said affectionately and wisely: "Brother, it's your turn."
Zhiqian looked up at the fake abbot Zhizhi and put on a posture: "Okay! Just let me... Hey? What should I do?"
Lu Da twisted his buttocks, and the camera gave a close-up of the Tuxiang Baodao clamped on his buttocks: "As long as you clamp this sword with the sphincter, they will be disarmed by us! If they lose their weapons, they will be disarmed!" It can only be slaughtered by us!"
"That's right, such an exquisite idea!" Zhiqian clapped her hands and raised her chrysanthemum on Optimus Prime's head to face the fallen Yixiang sword: "No, no, he fell from outer space. You didn't see the air friction. Burned his clothes clean! You asked me to catch a sword projected from outer space with a chrysanthemum!?"
Lu Da nodded and gave him a thumbs up: "The world's peace and the future of mankind rest on your chrysanthemum!"
"Sister Luo, do you think my chrysanthemum is a scabbard!?"
"The opportunity to disarm is imminent! Even if you are not optimistic about the Sa family's dharma name to outmaneuver Weihu Mountain, you still plan to take the throne of King Xiang!"
Zhiqian hesitated, did he really want the throne of King Xiang?Or do you want your own chrysanthemums?
"Well, allow the old monk to intervene." Abbot Zhihua couldn't help but said: "Have you made up your mind, because you have spoken to the old man and the elder has been fixed in the sky for several minutes! I'm going to complain!"
"Come on, come on, come on." Zhiqian made a helpless gesture, and the false abbot Zhiqian moved again, dragging the flames!
Zhiqian raised his hand high, and Optimus Prime under his feet slowly lay down on the ground, raising his chrysanthemum to the sky!
Both Lu Da and Elder Zhizhen were stunned, and even used their own chrysanthemum creations instead of chrysanthemums to receive the sword!
Elder Zhizhen looked at the Yixiang sword that was perfectly fixed to Optimus Prime's chrysanthemum and stomped his feet: "How can it be repaired! Blocking the other party's chrysanthemum and making the other party completely lose combat power has failed!"
"Nani! Did you intend to block Sajia's chrysanthemum on purpose? It's a trick!" Lu Da reached out and grabbed the Tu Xiang Baodao behind his buttocks, but the knife didn't move at all and couldn't get out of his chrysanthemum!
"Hahahaha, Zhiqian is indeed a high-level apprentice I have cultivated since I was a child! He even realized the intention of blocking Er and other chrysanthemums for my teacher!" Elder Zhizhen stood on the wall and took a horse step, posing with a white crane and bright chrysanthemum!
Zhiqian rubbed her nose in embarrassment: "Of course, I discovered your intention when the mentally handicapped brother clamped the sword with his sphincter!"
"Wait, the white crane is showing its wings! Brighten your sister's chrysanthemum! And this guy was just worried about his own chrysanthemum, so he didn't use the chrysanthemum to catch the sword!"
Elder Zhizhen kept moving on the wall and made a move of Jin Ju's independence: "But that's it for you! You can't resist the old monk and the abbot's male-male mixed double-chrysanthemum 2v1!"
Zhiqian raised her eyebrows: "Are you sure the abbot can still accompany you in 2v1?"
I saw that the false abbot disappeared deeply into Optimus Prime's body along with the leaning sword!The face of Optimus Prime blushed with happiness, raised his scissors hands towards the camera, and spat out a line: "To recruit~!"
"Unexpectedly!" Elder Zhizhen was shocked!
"From the very beginning, mental retardation has not been counted in my combat power. From the very beginning, I 1v you two!" Zhiqian straightened his waist, and then Optimus Prime stood up rumblingly!
Lu Da gritted his teeth with hatred and tried to pull the Tuxiang sword out of his chrysanthemum. At this moment, Zhiqian whispered in his ear: "Leave everything to me, just avoid it and don't get hurt. You outwit Tiger Mountain!" I'll help you get back your dharma name!"
"How can it be repaired!" Elder Zhizhen opened the chrysanthemums, and the wings of an airplane slowly came out from behind the chrysanthemums!
Is this guy trying to pull a Decepticon to rival me!That Optimus Prime took a step forward, raised his unbroken fist and threw it at Elder Zhizhen!
The moment before the giant fist hit Elder Zhizhen, the two wings moved from behind his chrysanthemum to his back!Elder Zhizhen opened his chrysanthemums and seemed to combine himself into a jet fighter!His bald dipper shone like a diamond and spun through Optimus Prime's belly!
it turns out!Zhiqian was taken aback, the master pretended to pull out a Decepticon and assembled himself into a fighter jet!He actually wanted to rescue the false abbot and force the situation back to 2V1!
But what was even more surprising was Elder Zhizhen!He broke through Optimus Prime's abdomen in surprise, and there was no sign of the false abbot in the part that was supposed to be the stomach!
Since there is no stomach part, where would he hide the abbot?He turned to look at the various parts of Optimus Prime's body and found no abnormal protrusions at all. . .
With his bald head as the apex, he spun violently again!Since it's so well hidden, I'll drill all the parts to pieces!
coming!Following Zhiqian's posture, Optimus Prime opened his giant hands as if to catch the elder's bald gourd, and the elder's chrysanthemum exploded instantly, and a circle of white weapons burst out around him!The elder relied on the chrysanthemum to speed up and break through the sound barrier!And the moment Zhiqian reacted, the elder had already penetrated Optimus Prime's chest at a speed of Mach 15!
No.
Elder Zhizhen struggled to leave a trail in the sky and turned around. Before Optimus Prime's body could react from being pierced through his chest, he was pierced through his crotch again!
Not even in the crotch!The elder turned around again and at the same time carefully swept Optimus Prime who had three big holes in his body.
The main part of the body is missing, and the only remaining parts are the head and limbs, and putting them in the limbs will affect the movement. . .Elder Zhizhen had a triumphant smile on his face!
The top of Optimus Prime's head seemed to be shaking and falling apart a little bit. . .Zhiqian jumped onto Optimus Prime's shoulder and pointed its head in the direction where Elder Zhizhen came again!
This is. . .Let me rescue Chi-Fake?Isn't this an action equivalent to admitting defeat! ? ?Elder Zhizhen was stunned for a moment, the head of Optimus Prime exploded automatically from the inside, and Elder Zhifalse, who was holding Yixiang's sword with both hands, came out from inside!The point of the sword pointed straight at Zhizhen's bald gourd and stabbed it up!
This posture runs through the entire body of Optimus Prime from the chrysanthemum! ?And at the moment when the body broke out from the bottom up and the sight was not good. . .Zhizhen looked at Yixiang's sword and the smiling Zhiqian who was close at hand. This guy never wanted to trap Zhijia from the beginning?
No, it's not so much that I didn't want to be trapped, it's better to say that I knew I couldn't be trapped, and I decided that I would save him, so I made a plan to let our mutual moves hit each other! ?
Terrible and promising child!However.Although Elder Zhizhen closed the chrysanthemum, he was still immersed in the rapid inertia caused by the speed of Mach 15, and he was about to poke the sword in the hands of the frightened Zhifa on the opposite side!He stretched out his hand facing the front like this: "Come back!" The Tuxiang sword clamped by Luda's sphincter trembled violently and suddenly dragged Luda and flew back to Zhizhen's hand!
"Oh oh oh oh!" Lu Da was taken aback and was dragged to the sky before he could react!Zhizhen held the knife in his hand and held Luda in front of him as if to use him as a human shield!
Zhiqian's smile froze, and his pants burst open with a bang!He rushed to Lu Da at a speed that was almost invisible to the naked eye, and forcibly pulled out his chrysanthemum from the tip of Tu Xiang Baodao and threw it aside!
"Zhiqian..." Lu Da slowly fell from mid-air, staring blankly at Zhiqian who was smiling at him; The Yixiang sword that came up from behind pierced Zhiqian's body from behind again; he watched in a daze that the sword seemed to touch in his body, and a violent tremor erupted, and suddenly followed Zhiqian's abdomen shattered into pieces. Countless fragments; staring blankly as Zhizhen and Zhijia collided with Zhiqian, the three of them floated down from mid-air like three dead leaves. . .
"Zhiqian!!!" As Lu Da fell to the ground with a bang, he seemed to be woken up, and his loud roar exploded and floated on the Wenshu Monastery. . .He flew over and hugged Zhiqian who was floating down from mid-air
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