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It is said to be making snow sculptures, but seriously, the hands-on ability of the guests at the scene is a little bit better than that of elementary school students, and some guests are still playing with their childlike innocence—for example, seeing the snow sculptures of their own group They did not do as well as others did, so they tried every means to destroy the snow sculptures made by others. The other group started to defend passively, but couldn’t help but fight back later, so the snow sculptures, which were originally fun to play, turned into snowball fights in the end. .

The heavy snow in Hemo is particularly sticky, and people walking in the snow make creaking noises. The whole land is white, and the surrounding mountains and trees are also covered in white. A dozen cotton-padded jackets are rolling around on the pale ground. When I went to fight guerrilla warfare, the lumps of snow were thrown on people, and they stuck to the cotton-padded jacket and trousers, and I had to beat them hard to get rid of them.The whole scene is very beautiful.

"I think the reason why this brightly colored and flowery padded jacket scarf is popular here is because the winter here is too white, and if you stay for a long time, your eyes will get snow blindness, right?" Dai Xiaorou sat in the snow and rubbed her eyes. , as long as the line of sight touches the surrounding scenery, there will be a dazzling sense of tears in a white sheet.

"I'm a bit hungry." I had to catch the plane in the morning, so I didn't eat well. After getting off the plane, I immediately entered the program recording, and played such a snowball fight exhaustingly. Li Nian's stomach was already growling.

Not only Li Nian, but other guests also felt more or less weak and weak, and it was time for lunch.

The host led all the guests back to the small hotel.However, according to the urine nature of the "Ultimate Challenge" program group, even if you have a lunch, you can make a lot of tricks.For example, for lunch, all guests need to cook by themselves.

"This is... the stove, right?" Two groups of guests circled around a huge pot.

According to the requirements of the program group, if they want to have this lunch, they first have to chop firewood and carry water. After getting the firewood that can be used for the stove, they then go to the fellow's house to "beg for food" and do whatever they want.As for the picked water, it is used to wash rice and vegetables.

"If you don't get the ingredients, then you will have to go hungry." The host concluded gloatingly.

All the guests looked at each other, and Chen Mo said wittily: "I think, we big men can do some physical work, such as chopping firewood, and let the two ladies go to the hometown!"

When Chen Mo said a word, he immediately aroused the unanimous approval of the male guests present.The only two female guests looked at Chen Mo with disdain.Chen Mo looked back innocently.Considering that their own strength is really not up to the job of chopping firewood and carrying water, the two female guests had no choice but to hold their noses and agreed to Chen Mo's suggestion.

The matter was settled like this, and the two female guests held hands and went to the fellow's house to ask for ingredients.

The male guests here were sharpening their knives and preparing to go to the woodshed to find wood for chopping, when the host announced in a bolt from the blue: "You can't use the firewood that has been cut into pieces in the firewood house in my hometown. I have to go to the wood factory at the east end of the village and bring back a log for fire. Chop the firewood little by little."

"Isn't it?" All the guests wailed.

As for the water-carrying guests, they also took their buckets to dig ice in the small river ditch outside the village to fetch water.

To sum it up in one sentence, it really is not tossing people uncomfortable.

In the end, all the guests discussed and decided that Chen Mo, Huang Lixin and the two tall brothers among the resident guests went to the wood factory to pull firewood, and Zhang Zongming and the other two resident guests went to fetch water.When Chen Mo and his group arrived at the wood factory in the east of the village, they were told by the factory manager, "Choosing firewood is also a science. But we can't tell you what kind of wood is suitable for fire. You have to choose it yourself." .”

Of course, in order to avoid the embarrassing incident of Chen Mo and others splitting precious wood as firewood, the factory manager only took people to the most ordinary factory building.

"You can't choose one that is too humid, or it will smoke when you start a fire." Chen Mo recalled some common sense and said.

The other guests also talked in a hurry.Everyone brainstormed, especially Shidi, who had acted in many costume dramas, who had quite a lot of practical experience and said everything.In the end, everyone went around the factory several times before picking out a few pieces of wood.

The factory manager asked the employees to move the wood selected by several guests outside.Huang Lixin and the others looked anxiously at the lonely log outside, "How do you move it back?"

Chen Mo stretched his shoulders, and said, "Since I finished "Pioneer Soldier", I haven't done physical work for a long time."

After finishing speaking, Chen Moyou carefully warmed up, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, he lifted two pieces of wood and placed them on both shoulders.

Everyone watched (⊙o⊙) Chen Mo running forward, and the camera also rushed forward, watching Chen Mo carrying the logs and running farther and farther with a relaxed mind and body, and the cameraman behind him couldn't keep up. superior.

Huang Lixin and other guests watched Chen Mo's heroic and vigorous back with God's eyes on their faces, and couldn't help adoring them like they were looking up from a high mountain: "This physical fitness is really awesome."

"He's handsome, he's good at acting, he's good at kung fu, he is indeed my idol!" Huang Lixin stood on the ground pinching his waist, expressing his emotions, and then said: "The remaining wood..."

So when Chen Mo put down the log and rushed back, he saw Huang Lixin and another resident guest, Shidi Heli, slowly rubbing over a log carrying a log.From a distance, it looks like two gaudy buckets hanging on the front and back of a pole.That scene was really... hard to describe in words.

Chen Mo ran forward hahaha all the way, so the three cotton-padded jackets made a pile, and three bright and eye-catching small flowers bloomed on the snow-white vast land. Chen Mo asked with a smile: "Is it heavy, is it heavy?"

Huang Lixin and Shi Disheng looked at Chen Mo unrequitedly, holding a breath in their chests and dared not speak.I was afraid that after opening my mouth, I would lose strength and couldn't move.

Seeing this, Chen Mo had no choice but to wave his hands at Huang Lixin and Shidi, and continued to run towards the wood factory.

Another resident guest squatted at the gate of the wood factory and looked at the remaining two logs. The squatting posture was also very joyful.It was a posture of putting hands into the sleeves of the cotton-padded jacket and squatting against the wall.

Chen Mo couldn't straighten up laughing before he got close.The big cameraman following behind was also laughing, and the camera flickered for a while.

Seeing Chen Mo laughing like crazy, the resident guest said helplessly, "I twisted my waist when I recorded the show last time, and I can't eat much."

So it can only be used in this way to reflect the sense of variety.

Chen Mo nodded grinningly, especially understanding the behavior of the resident guests.He stepped forward, bent down, and picked up the two logs on the ground.The resident guests followed behind, and said embarrassingly: "When I go back, I will be in charge of washing and cooking, so you can rest assured and leave it to me."

Chen Mo walked forward briskly while talking to the resident guests.The resident guests trotted along, but their speed was still not as fast as Chen Mo's.

During the post-production, the crew thoughtfully put a paragraph of subtitles, to the effect that "a light resident guest can't outrun Chen Mo, who is carrying a heavy load on his shoulders", and gave the resident guest a crying emoji.

When Chen Mo's group of guests carried firewood back to the small hotel, another group of guests also brought water from the glacier.Li Nian and Dai Xiaorou, who went to beg for food from a fellow villager, brought back two pieces of sauerkraut, two pieces of frozen tofu, a few stick bones, a small basket of eggs, a handful of vermicelli, a plastic bag of rice and a piece of pork.

The guests laughed and said, "This is the rhythm of making sauerkraut stewed vermicelli!"

"It's good to have something warm in such a cold day."

"The key is that there is no seasoning!" In the end, Chen Mo, who is a foodie, understood what he said. "If you are stewing sauerkraut, among other things, at least the most basic seasonings such as salt, aniseed, and Sichuan pepper should be available, right?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and the two female guests also thought of this question under Chen Mo's reminder.Hua Rong turned pale and said: "No way. The program team won't be so cruel, right?"

"We really will." The host standing aside smiled and nodded, and suggested friendlyly: "Why don't you go there again. Anyway, the male guests have to chop firewood, cook water and wash vegetables. There is still time."

Li Nian and Dai Xiaorou had no choice but to return to the village to ask the villagers for various seasonings.

Chen Mo and other guests were chopping firewood and boiling water in the yard - the resident guest who had a flash in the last recording program squatted aside to cook the fire and wash vegetables, and for some reason smeared his face black and white.

Chen Mo, who was tired from chopping firewood, sat on the wooden stake and said, "It's a good thing we don't have any idol burden here, otherwise the show will be ruined once it airs."

"Actually, I have the burden of being an idol!" Huang Lixin looked at Chen Mo worriedly, and sighed, "I'm especially worried that I will lose my followers after this episode airs. What will I do then!"

"It doesn't matter, when the time comes, you can comfort yourself that you can finally join the powerful faction." Li Nian answered the sentence hahaha.It wasn't until I said it that I suddenly realized that what I said was wrong, and quickly added: "No, it should be said that I can try to be a force. I won't make those online idol dramas."

As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Li Nian felt that something was wrong again, but no matter what he said at the moment, it seemed to be superfluous.Li Niansi thought about it, but could only shut up embarrassingly.

Dai Xiaorou glanced at Li Nian, and changed the subject thoughtfully: "Let's go chop the vegetables. Finish cooking early and eat early, everyone is hungry."

Li Nian quickly agreed, and followed Dai Xiaorou into the kitchen to chop vegetables.

Although there is a chef dad who has written an online article about food and history, Chen Mo, who can't cook a big dish, walked into the kitchen to watch other people busy after chopping firewood.

Shidi also deliberately said: "I really like to read the novel "Food and Color". Especially the description of food and politics in it is absolutely amazing. I can't imagine how you can write such a wonderful article. Every night in the middle of the night When I was watching the update, I saw your description of the food and wanted to drool. Today just happens to be such an opportunity, Xiaomo, you can also show us your hand."

Zhang Zongming said with a smile: "Brother Guofeng, you can just give up. Chen Mo is just as good at writing, and he can't even cook a serious dish if he is really asked to go to the kitchen."

"What do you mean you can't cook even a decent dish?" Chen Mo raised his eyebrows and asked, "Couldn't the dishes I cook together be not serious?"

"Then tell me how you can see that my cooking is not serious?"

Li Nian, who was squatting on the side mixing eggs, immediately made up his knife and said: "There is nothing to say about this. The prostitute sees the prostitute and the wise sees wisdom."

Amidst the sudden roar of laughter from the kitchen, Zhang Zongming looked at his golden partner helplessly - the co-author was used to tear down the stage.

"I think the two of us are very suitable for a cross talk! And I'm still the one who hugs each other!" Zhang Zongming concluded.

"I still want to form a duet with you, but it's a pity that your singing is out of tune!" Li Nian quickly handed it over.So everyone was surprised to find that the gold-medal screenwriter's knife-throwing skills are innate, and when he uses his big moves, he doesn't distinguish between the enemy and himself.

Everyone was instantly relieved.

Li Nian had no intention of cutting willows, but he didn't expect this level.Washing rice and washing vegetables without complaining, and rolled up his arms and sleeves to spread an egg pancake.Dai Xiaorou looked at the large stove with a diameter of one and a half meters with great anxiety, not knowing how to cook at all.

"Should I just put the rice in and add water? Just like using a rice cooker at home?" She turned her head and looked at everyone begging for help.

Chen Moda, who has written a food essay, is especially good at talking on paper.Standing by the stove and recited the steps of how to cook fragrant rice in a large iron pot several times, the two of them just staggered and put the rice into the pot.

The flashy resident guests who volunteered to undertake most of the cooking work also sharpened their knives and cut the sauerkraut pork, and then threw all the sauerkraut pork vermicelli and big stick bones into the pot for cooking.After about twenty minutes, the sour aroma of sauerkraut stew began to permeate the kitchen.The rice is ready at this time too.

Everyone smelled the aroma of the food and felt more and more hungry.

By the time the meal was eaten, it was already after 02:30 in the afternoon.

When everyone was very hungry, even the lady had to refill the meal twice before she was full.Dai Xiaorou, who had never eaten so much food, was taken aback and couldn't help but said, "Oh my god, Brother Dong will kill me after I go back? Will eating so much make me fat?"

"I think it's better for you to worry about your own image." Zhang Zongming said hahaha: "I've never seen a goddess who can eat three bowls of rice. You said you behaved like this. After this episode aired , Do any fans watch our movies again?"

"Didn't I play a female man in the movie?" Dai Xiaorou said, "I have to carry the gas tank and repair the water pipes, and I can't even eat three bowls of rice for a meal. How can I beat the scumbag to his knees and beg for mercy."

It's quite reasonable to say that it is really speechless!

Because a certain guest's workmanship was not very good, Chen Mo, who put down his chopsticks after only eating a bowl of rice, felt his knees jump, and silently pushed the rice bowl forward.

The camera immediately noticed Chen Mo's reaction, and the camera deliberately moved forward to take a close-up of Chen Mo.After the later show was broadcast and the movie was released, the audience who saw this scene all laughed uncontrollably.

After lunch, everyone was led back to the place where the snow sculptures were made by the local villagers.Because the snow sculpture performance in the afternoon was related to the problem of accommodation in the evening, the two groups of guests all became serious.

Relying on the golden finger of the system, Chen Mo studied in the system space for a long time, especially treacherously, and finally succeeded in carving a cylindrical snow sculpture totem with auspicious dragon and phoenix.

Everyone asked Chen Mo how he did it with admiration.

Chen Mo said with a smile: "My teacher, Mr. Meng Jinru, is a master of gold and stone. I have been influenced by Mr., and it is a little bit the same."

With the existence of such a hacker, the result of the game competition is obvious. The guests of Chen Mo's group got the right to stay in the hotel.The other group of guests could only live in the local snow house.

Because there was a girl named Li Nian in another group of guests, everyone decided after discussion that Chen Mo and Li Nian would switch.Let Li Nian go back to the hotel, while Chen Mo keeps Xue's house.

"I also received some training when I was filming "Pioneer Unit". And I have good physical fitness, so I don't have to worry about getting sick."

Chen Mo's remarks were especially aimed at Zhang Zongming, a weakling, and another resident guest who twisted his waist.

Hearing what Chen Mo said, the other guests who were still embarrassing did not insist.

At night in Hemo City, everything is so quiet that you can hear the rustling of snowflakes falling on the ground and on the branches.The sky is like a cover, and there are so many stars, the stars are twinkling in the deep night sky, and the star curtain hangs down as if it is within reach.

People sat in front of the crackling fire and looked up at the starry sky, feeling as if their whole beings had been washed.

"Such a beautiful starry sky cannot be seen in big cities." Huang Lixin sighed.People who always act in idol dramas are used to thinking more emotionally.

He looked at the low sky, and said with great interest: "If there is a guitar at this time, playing a cappella for the beloved one under the snowy night and stars, the two of them mean sitting by the fire, it must be very romantic. "

"Your fingers won't be able to freeze you." Chen Mo added a pile of firewood with a chuckle.

"Why are you so unromantic!" Huang Lixin looked at Chen Mo helplessly, "One word ruins the atmosphere series."

"I'm seeking truth from facts, okay?" Chen Mo took out two sweet potatoes from the duffel bag on the side and threw them into the fire. "I'm not full tonight, get something to eat."

"Hey, where did you get the sweet potatoes from?" Huang Lixin also joined in.

"It was exchanged with fellow villagers during the afternoon when I was making snow sculptures." Chen Mo said with a smile, "Not only sweet potatoes, but also a few ears of corn! If you like to eat, go get it yourself."

Without saying a word, Huang Lixin got up and went back to the snow house, found a few ears of corn and returned to the fire happily.

The other guests didn't fall asleep either. It seemed interesting to see Chen Mo and Huang Lixin having fun, so they all followed.

Seeing this, Chen Mo simply threw all the corn and sweet potatoes into the fire and roasted them, and also used an aluminum lunch box to pick up a lunch box of snow to heat up.

Huang Lixin suddenly asked: "There will be no pollution, right? Like acid rain or something?"

"Shouldn't this kind of place be possible?" Chen Mo looked around.The night was getting darker and the air was getting colder.There was a faint howling of wolves in the distance.Chen Mo whispered, "There are really wolves?"

"Will it run along the fire?"

"Don't worry, the program team won't let us be eaten by wolves." Chen Mo patted Huang Lixin on the shoulder, got up and said, "How about we go back to sleep in the igloo?"

The inside of the igloo was pitch black. This igloo, built with the technology of the Eskimos, played the most basic role of keeping warm in the winter night of the river desert at minus 30 degrees.

All the guests filed into their igloos, blocked the wind and cold at the door with thick snow bricks, closed their eyes and tried to sleep.

That night, Chen Mo, who had no mobile phone to play with, obediently entered the system space and had nothing to say all night.

Early the next morning, when many guests woke up, they found that the heavy snow that fell in the middle of the night had piled up another layer of the snow house.

With the help of the staff in the show, the "door" of the igloo was opened, and all the guests took a deep breath with an expression of surviving. The cold air entered the lungs, making people cough and choke.

The heavily dressed host pointed out the address for everyone to get breakfast.But after a night of heavy snowfall, the ground was covered in white snow up to the knees.Except for the vacant space that the program staff cleared, all the roads had to be cleared by Chen Mo and other guests.

"There are no roads in this world. When there are many people walking, it becomes a road." Chen Mo thought of a famous saying of a famous person in his previous life, especially at the right time.

One of the resident guests, Shidi, who also has relatively high literary attainments, his eyes lit up when he heard this sentence, couldn't help but praised: "It makes sense, a very meaningful sentence. As expected of a student who graduated from the Faculty of Arts !"

"I didn't say that." Chen Mo quickly explained, "I just took it and used it."

"That's very appropriate!" Shidi sighed, and said, "No wonder everyone said that the world's articles are the first to promote the Academy of Arts! It's a pity that those people don't pay much attention to the entertainment industry. Otherwise, these works that are famous for Confucianism Adapting it into a film or TV series must have more connotations than those bubble dramas."

"Having connotations does not necessarily mean having ratings. Ratings are still king these days!" Chen Mo said briefly without further mention.

The other guests also took the big brooms sent by the program group, and prepared to sweep the snow and open the way for breakfast.

A group of cotton-padded jackets were struggling to move forward in the snow, watching male gods dressed up as village girls being molested by the program crew, originally it was a matter of variety.But an accident broke the relaxed atmosphere after getting up early.

Just hearing the howling of wolves from far to near, a dozen or so gray wolves with grey-white coats, ferocious expressions, and a bloody aura suddenly sprang out from the originally vast and boundless surroundings.

Everyone was so frightened that their hands and feet went limp and screamed, and a dozen or so gray wolves slowly surrounded Chen Mo and several guests.

Huang Lixin rubbed against Chen Mo tremblingly, and asked tremblingly, "Is this a wolf or a husky?"