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Chapter 181
After eating the vegetarian meal, Chen Mo asked Abbot Xin to meet the master who made vegetarian food.Abbot Liaoxin said with a smile, "Ming Jing finished his vegetarian meal, so he should take a nap in the meditation room now. If Master Chen wants to see you, I hope you can wait for a while."
Before Chen Mo could speak, Mrs. Mu said, "It's not a hindrance. Anyway, we have finished our vegetarian food and we still have to go to the back mountain of Qianfo Temple. When will Master Mingjing wake up? Let's bother you again." .”
Having said that, when Ming Jing woke up from his afternoon nap and learned from the little monk that Chen Mo was going to see him, he didn't need Chen Mo to bother him, so he searched and found the back mountain and went up.
Chen Mo was standing in front of an ancient tree, taking pictures of the members of the Mu family and Chen's father and mother.Seeing this, Ming Jing smiled and said, "Amitabha, since the whole family went to the Thousand Buddhas Temple together, it is also a fate. Why don't you benefactors take this opportunity to take a family portrait?"
When Chen Mo turned his head, he saw a smooth and round big bald head "sparkling" under the winter sun.Chen Mo squinted his eyes subconsciously. The monk had already pointed at everyone, and said with a smile: "The poor monk is a mirror, and I have seen a few benefactors."
"So it's Master Mingjing." Chen Mo hurriedly returned the courtesy, "I'm Chen Mo, I've been admired for a long time."
"The poor monk has also admired the name of Chen benefactor for a long time." Master Mingjing returned the salute and said: "The poor monk likes Chen benefactor's "Food and Sex" very much."
Speaking of this, Master Mingjing still didn't forget to offer a friendly suggestion: "Why don't I take pictures for the benefactor, how about taking a family portrait? It's not that the poor monk is boasting, and the poor monk's photography skills are still trustworthy."
A great monk who likes to read online articles, create food and take pictures!
Chen Mo became more and more interested in Master Mingjing's lifestyle.
I handed over the camera in my hand to Master Mingjing, and under the advice of Master Mingjing, I chose several good angles in the back mountain to take a family portrait.But seeing the beautiful mountains and rivers in the sunny scenery, the Mu and Chen families are standing or sitting together happily, and one can see the happiness overflowing beyond the photos at a glance.
Master Ding Jing really did not lie, and his photography skills are really good.
Everyone liked and thanked Master Ming Jing, and Chen Mo also took advantage of the opportunity to mention to Master Ming Jing that he wanted to add vegetarian food in the Thousand Buddha Temple in "Food and Color".
Master Mingjing heard the words, but pondered for a moment, and then said: "The poor monk studies vegetarian food just because of a love in his heart. If it is filmed by the benefactor and made known to everyone, I am afraid that the poor monk will There is no such peace.”
Chen Mo also knew Master Mingjing's concerns. What a monk or nun wants to do by sitting in meditation and cultivating his mind is a tranquility.If there is a lot of noise and traffic, it will violate the original intention of Master Mingjing to practice meditation.
but……
Chen Mo still did not give up and persuaded: "The master cooks superbly, and this vegetarian dish is the best in the world. It's fine if I haven't seen it or eaten it, but since I have seen it and tasted it, how can I treat it as if it was never before?" See? I hope Master can understand that I am happy to see Lie Xin."
Chen Mo's words were very honest, without those high-sounding persuasive words at all.Master Ming Jing heard it in his ears, but felt comfortable.
Since he created Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian, there are many tall and powerful people who have their own goals, but keep lobbying him in the name of "for his own good" to disclose or resell the secret recipe of Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Cuisine.Master Mingjing scoffed at this.Originally, he planned to turn around and leave immediately if Chen Mo was as duplicity as those people.But I didn't expect that although Chen Mo was young, he was a sensible person.
Although Master Mingjing has been in Buddhism for a long time, he has a talent and self-willed habit in his bones.Hearing Chen Mo's answer, he thought for a while, and then said, "It's not impossible for Master Chen to include the poor monk's vegetarian diet in "Food and Sex". However, Master Chen is not good at bringing out the poor monk. Just shoot the dishes and ignore the personnel."
"But if this is the case..." Chen Mo still wanted to promote the Thousand Buddha Temple.
Master Mingjing curled the corners of his mouth indifferently, waved his hand and said, "The incense in Qianfo Temple is already very prosperous. Burning incense and praying for blessings is the spirit of sincerity, and those who have no heart don't need to join in the fun."
What he said made sense. Anyway, Chen Mo was speechless.
But no matter what, Master Ding Jing agreed to his request to shoot, which is always a good thing.Chen Mo happily thanked Master Ming Jing.Seeing that it was not too early, everyone immediately bid farewell to Qianfo Temple and went to Shichahai for skating.
When it comes to skating, Chen Mo really doesn't know it.After finally coming out to play for a day, Chen Mo didn't want to soak in the system to learn skills, so he took Mu Yu to sit on the sledge to watch the ice sculptures, and by the way, be a role model for Mu's uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins, cousins, and cousins who were playing in the ice at that time. referee.They played until after five o'clock in the afternoon, when it was getting dark, everyone drove to Taotielou for dinner, and then went to the cinema to watch a movie.
Because it was the Christmas schedule and the weekend, and with the fame of Chen Mo and director Zhang Zongming, the attendance rate of the movie theater was very good.The members of the Mu family and Chen's father and Chen's mother sat in the VIP box and looked down, only to see that more than [-]% of the seats in the screening hall were full of people.
Chen Ma said with great satisfaction: "It looks like this movie was made well."
"Even if the filming is mediocre, as long as there is Xiaomo's female costume as a gimmick, the box office will not be bad." Aunt Erfang smiled happily: "Our Xiaomo has this ability and the audience."
The tone of the speech was full of the complacency of Wang Po selling melons, and everyone couldn't help laughing.
The old lady Mu smiled and said, "That's right. Come on, I'll reward you with a bottle of mineral water to moisten your throat!"
Aunt Erfang smiled and reached out to take the mineral water.Turning around, she asked Chen Mo with a smile, "Xiao Mo, when are you coming out?"
Chen Mo knew that Aunt Erfang was asking when he would come out in the movie, so after thinking about it, he said, "It should be in the second half of the movie."
After finishing speaking, Chen Mo drank a little uncomfortably.
Let the whole family sit in a row in the movie theater to watch his "heroic appearance" in women's clothes and sissy, even Chen Mo, who has a big face and thick skin, feels so embarrassed.
He rubbed Mu Yu's shoulder lightly, and said with a strange thought: "If you laugh when watching a movie later, you can show me in women's clothing when you get home!"
Mu Yu looked at Chen Mo with a paralyzed face.Seeing this, Chen Mo's hair straightened.
After a while, Mu Yu said solemnly: "Don't worry!"
What's the meaning?Chen Mo stared blankly at Mu Yu, and just about to ask, the movie started.
Although it is a comedy with an exaggerated plot to make people laugh, and basically no logic, but at the beginning of the film, it still reveals a strong Zhang Zongming style.It's just a transformation from a horror movie to a hilarious one. The original normal scenes always give people a refreshing feeling under Zhang Zongming's unique corner editing.
Especially when Chen Mo, who played the role of "Bride", appeared, his exaggerated appearance and coquettish coquettishness caused all the audience in the screening hall to burst into laughter.
Sitting in the VIP box, Mr. Mu, who was drinking water without any precautions, almost choked on water in his throat. There was a sound of water spraying in the whole VIP box, and Chen Mo turned his head in embarrassment, staring at Mu Yu who was beside him.Boss Mu... looked back at Chen Mo very calmly, and raised his eyebrows as a signal.
Chen Mo asked embarrassingly, "Why don't you smile?"
Mu Yu didn't speak, turned his head away, turned back after two seconds, and said, "It's okay!"
What's okay?Chen Mo looked at Mu Yu blankly, and realized that he didn't seem to understand what he said today.
The screening hall was still full of laughter, until the end of the movie, everyone in the Mu family and Chen's father and mother almost collapsed in the VIP box with laughter, only Mu Yu still had a face of indifference.
Chen Mo squinted his eyes to look at Mu Yu, and said in a very considerate tone: "If you want to laugh, you can laugh. Don't hold back!"
Mu Yu looked at him quietly, without any reaction.
Chen Mo thought for a while, and then said: "You can smile at ease, I won't let you show me in women's clothing."
As soon as the words were finished, Mu Yu's mouth curled up just right.
Chen Mo looked at Mu Yu with black lines all over his face, feeling so tired!I think I would not love anymore.
"Did you really want to laugh or did you laugh after I told you?"
Mu Yu didn't answer, but after returning home that night, he didn't go to bed until very late.
The next day, he had to go back to the crew of "Greedy Wolf" to shoot some additional shots. Zhang Qingzhong looked at the amulet hanging around Chen Mo's neck with envy, and couldn't help but touch it with his hands.
"Rub your luck, rub your luck."
Chen Mo looked at Zhang Qingzhong's worried appearance and was especially afraid that there would be another accident on the crew, so he smiled and comforted him: "Isn't it almost finished, tell everyone to be careful, nothing will happen."
"That's the only way I can think!" Zhang Qingzhong looked at Chen Mo with a sad face, wishing he could sigh to the Pacific Ocean: "I can only do my best and obey the destiny."
Having said that, Zhang Qingzhong suddenly jumped up nervously, and asked loudly: "The props team, the props team will check the wire again. Don't make any mistakes! Don't make any mistakes! Check it again! Check it again!"
Chen Mo looked at Zhang Qingzhong with sympathy, and felt that Director Zhang Da was almost psychologically disturbed by these things.
However, until the official filming, Chen Mo couldn't help counting the mines and nutrient solution stocks in the system seeing all the actors ten times more nervous than Zhang Qingzhong.
Sure enough, nervousness is also contagious!
During the filming where Zhang Qingzhong and the entire crew were taken aback, Chen Mo successfully completed the filming.
Although it was a guest actor invited by director Zhang temporarily, Chen Mo's identity is there, and he has a good friendship with Zhang Qingzhong, so on the night of the finale, Zhang Qingzhong still booked a finale banquet, and everyone ate and drank ——If there were not too many disasters during this period, I originally wanted to sing K together to get together.But now... life is the most important thing!
That night, Chen Mo, who had been drinking, was sent back to Mu's house by Xiao Ding.
Seeing that the new year is coming, members of the Mu family all have the tradition of going back to their hometown for the new year.
Early in the morning, Chen Mo was woken up by the sound of tinkling downstairs.Turning around and looking at the side, Mu Yu's place was empty, and the quilt was a little cold when he touched it.Chen Mo lay lazy on the bed for a while before washing up and going downstairs.
All the servants were sweeping and dusting under the supervision of Mrs. Mu and Aunt Erfang. The men were all caught by Mrs. Mu to write couplets. The female relatives were all sitting in front of the sofa in the living room and cutting paper. Looking at the bustling group of people downstairs.
Aunt Erfang, who was looking for a servant to clean the lamp, turned around and saw Chen Mo standing on the stairs, she immediately smiled and said loudly: "Breakfast is hot for you in the kitchen, I told the girl to pass on the meal, eat it quickly I will go to the study room to accompany Big Brother and the others to write couplets."
Chen Mo nodded, but seeing that the whole first floor was in a hurry, Chen Mo thought about it and asked the maid to bring the breakfast upstairs.
It is an egg pancake spread with eggs and ham, and a bowl of brightly colored shrimp and vegetable porridge. The eggs are eggs laid by little stupid chickens raised in free-range grain on the Zhuangzi outside Mujiacheng, and the ham is Jinhua ham purchased in the kitchen. There is a sweet taste in the tenderness of the noodles, and the sauce flows out after one bite. The mellow and full feeling makes people feel particularly satisfied.The taste of the shrimp and vegetable porridge is also very fresh, the grains of rice are like pearls, the red shrimps the size of the palm, the glutinous green vegetables stewed slowly on a low fire, the combination of Chen Mo's egg pancake and porridge, and sometimes two The eight-treasure dish in red oil served with the chopsticks kitchen is crunchy when bitten down.
After breakfast satisfied, Chen Mo washed his hands and went to the study room. All the men in the room were in the study room in the outer courtyard—it was said to be the study room, but it was actually the place where the members of the Mu family started studying at home when they were three or six years old. .
The tables, chairs and benches in the room are especially suitable for children's height, carved solid wood, small and exquisite, and very cute.
However, when a group of Mu family men with a height of more than 1.8 meters were sitting in a row in front of a small table and small chairs, they dipped their pens and ink seriously, swiping continuously.Chen Mo still couldn't help but want to laugh.
He looked at Mu Yu who was sitting in the middle of the classroom, and approached him with a smile.
Mu Yu was assigned the task of writing blessings with a big brush on red paper sprinkled with gold leaf.
The ancients always believed that writing is like a person. Chen Mo looked at Mu Yu's writing, the strokes are elegant, smooth and flowing, and the horizontal folds and hooks seem to be smooth and hide the sharpness.
Mu Yu looked at Chen Mo sitting beside him quietly, just staring blankly at the way he was writing, handed over the pen, and said with a warm smile, "How many do you want to write too?"
"Let me sharpen the ink for you." Chen Mo said, rolled up his sleeves and moved the inkstone, adding water to grind the ink.
The winter sun poured into the study room through the window lattice. There were many people in the room, but there was no noisy sound. Everyone was grinding their ink and writing with their heads down.
Mu Yu looked softly at Chen Mo, whose legs were curled up in front of the table and was seriously helping him sharpen the ink. Suddenly, his heart moved, and he stretched out the tip of his pen to point at Chen Mo.
Chen Mo only felt a chill on the tip of his nose, and looked at Mu Yu in confusion.
Seeing this, Mu Yu couldn't help but smile.
Mu You, who was on the side, saw Chen Mo's face and laughed out loud.So everyone looked over.Chen Mo reached out and hit Mu Yu violently, and subconsciously wiped his nose with the back of his hand.The result is that it gets darker and darker.The whole person is like a little cat, and the people in the room are laughing harder and harder.Even Mr. Mu, who was sitting on the podium, couldn't hold back.
With a dark face, Chen Mo wiped the ink on Mu Yu's face with one hand. Feeling that it was not enough, he dipped his hand into the ink in the inkstone and slapped Mu Yu's clothes.
Seeing this, the men from the Mu family, who were back and forth, laughed even more gloatingly.
Mu Yu remained calm, but while Mu You, who was also laughing the loudest sitting next to him, was not paying attention, he stretched out a brush and drew a half circle on Mu You's cheek.
Mu You was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and immediately picked up his pen and pointed at Mu Yu.In the middle of tapping, he turned his wrist, but while the third uncle of the Mu family who was sitting in front of Mu Yu was not paying attention, he tapped on the lapel of the third uncle's shirt.
So a pen and ink war was triggered.
In the end, the dirty Mu family had to go back to the backyard to change.The female relatives who were tidying up the house and cutting paper were all shocked when they saw their uncles and brothers covered in ink all over their faces.
After learning the truth, the women in the whole family were dumbfounded and said: "How old are everyone, and they still play tricks that little nephews and grandchildren don't play... How can I say you are good?"
"You guys have made such a fuss, can you keep those couplets with lucky characters?"
The men of the Mu family looked at each other, or looked at the sky or the ground, but no one spoke.
In the end, it was Mu You who pointed at Mu Yu in a very disrespectful manner and said, "Brother made the trouble first. Mom, if you want to punish him, punish him. He is the culprit."
"Yes, yes," as soon as Mu You finished his sentence, the uncles and cousins immediately agreed: "If you want to punish, punish the elder nephew (brother). We are all innocent, and we were all implicated by him."
The female family members of the whole family didn't know what to say when they saw a group of men who were making trouble in the school and wanted to deny it.We had to let everyone go upstairs to take a shower first.
A group of big men with black ink on their heads went up to the second floor with their heads held high.As a result, I was stunned when I took off my clothes and took a shower-because the ink couldn't be washed off at all!
"What should I do?" Chen Mo lay down in front of the mirror, and wiped the ink on the tip of his nose with a towel. His nose was completely red, but a little blackness could still be seen on the tip of his nose.Not to mention the dark circles on both sides of the cheeks.
Mu Yu, who was standing next to Chen Mo, was even more exaggerated than him. There was a slap on each cheek, and Chen Mo wrote a majestic king character on his forehead, which couldn't be washed off at all.
But even so, Boss Mu, who is in charge of the affairs of the Mu Group, still looks in the mirror very calmly, and has no intention of being afraid to meet people at all.
"Why don't you ask the old lady, aunt, and cousins! They are all women, so they should know something about cosmetics. I'll borrow a bottle of makeup remover, and maybe it can be washed off."
The more Chen Mo talked, the more he felt that he had a good idea, so he hurriedly opened the door and went downstairs to borrow makeup remover water all over the room.He was also afraid that a brand would not work, so he went back to the room with all his arms full of beautiful eyes, and the men of the Mu family who were hiding in the door to spy on the movement all followed him.
So a large group of men wiped all kinds of makeup remover in front of the mirror, wishing to scratch the skin, leaving a slight or deep mark on the face.
"Forget it, let's do it like this!" Mu You, who felt his face was burning and hurting, was the first to give up, and said in a broken jar, "Anyway, there were no outsiders at home a few years ago. After the second day of the new year, the look on this face The traces should be gone!"
"That's right." The others agreed with Mu You's words after hearing the words.Of course, there are still some people who do not give up and still wipe the makeup remover in the mirror.
"Hey, why don't we touch the concealer again?"
Because of his own profession, Chen Mo, who is still a good eye for makeup, said on a whim.
"Concealer powder?" All the men in the Mu family looked at each other.
"Yes!" Chen Mo nodded, and said, "Wait for me."
He ran downstairs again, picked up makeup tools from his aunts, cousins, and cousins, and went back to his room to apply them.
So on this day, Chen Mo led everyone to open the door to the new world.
I don't know how long it took, but Chen Mo, who managed to whitewash the peace, proudly led the Mu family men down the second floor.The female relatives who were sitting on the sofa in the living room waiting to pick up jokes carefully looked at everyone's faces, and saw that all the men from the Mu family were more handsome than before, not only younger, but also more tender, and couldn't bear it. He couldn't help but praised: "I didn't expect that Xiaomo's makeup skills are also very good!"
"It's more than good, it's really good. I always feel that it's much more refined than our own makeup."
"Little Mo, have you studied makeup techniques?"
Chen Mo nodded triumphantly, and accepted everyone's praise without humility—you must know that in order to learn this skill, he specially soaked in the system for a long time, and even spent two landmines and a bottle of nutrient solution Lie!
"But my face still hurts a little bit." Mu You couldn't help but concluded: "It feels like my face is covered with something, sticky and greasy. I can't even breathe."
"Where is it? Our lotion and lotion, and those essences and milks are all very refreshing, okay?"
One sentence successfully angered all the women in the Mu family.Everyone criticized Mu You one after another, until Mu You was willing to bow his head and admit his mistake before giving up.
Chen Mo, who has deep experience in this matter, bowed his head and remained silent when the women's relatives were attacking Mu You. When everyone "dispelled", Chen Mo talked about the brand quality of cosmetics with his elders and sisters, and even offered to give them to everyone. make up.The extravagant act immediately won the joy of all the female relatives.
Therefore, except for Chen Mo, the men of the Mu family, who had been tossing for a long time but failed to do anything, were once again driven by the female family members to the study room of foreign aid. I wrote it at night, and as for Chen Mo, who can accompany the female relatives to discuss cosmetics, he can stay in the fragrant and warm living room, watching everyone cut paper, and eating dried fruits with tea.
It can be seen from this that it is really important to master one more skill! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
Before Chen Mo could speak, Mrs. Mu said, "It's not a hindrance. Anyway, we have finished our vegetarian food and we still have to go to the back mountain of Qianfo Temple. When will Master Mingjing wake up? Let's bother you again." .”
Having said that, when Ming Jing woke up from his afternoon nap and learned from the little monk that Chen Mo was going to see him, he didn't need Chen Mo to bother him, so he searched and found the back mountain and went up.
Chen Mo was standing in front of an ancient tree, taking pictures of the members of the Mu family and Chen's father and mother.Seeing this, Ming Jing smiled and said, "Amitabha, since the whole family went to the Thousand Buddhas Temple together, it is also a fate. Why don't you benefactors take this opportunity to take a family portrait?"
When Chen Mo turned his head, he saw a smooth and round big bald head "sparkling" under the winter sun.Chen Mo squinted his eyes subconsciously. The monk had already pointed at everyone, and said with a smile: "The poor monk is a mirror, and I have seen a few benefactors."
"So it's Master Mingjing." Chen Mo hurriedly returned the courtesy, "I'm Chen Mo, I've been admired for a long time."
"The poor monk has also admired the name of Chen benefactor for a long time." Master Mingjing returned the salute and said: "The poor monk likes Chen benefactor's "Food and Sex" very much."
Speaking of this, Master Mingjing still didn't forget to offer a friendly suggestion: "Why don't I take pictures for the benefactor, how about taking a family portrait? It's not that the poor monk is boasting, and the poor monk's photography skills are still trustworthy."
A great monk who likes to read online articles, create food and take pictures!
Chen Mo became more and more interested in Master Mingjing's lifestyle.
I handed over the camera in my hand to Master Mingjing, and under the advice of Master Mingjing, I chose several good angles in the back mountain to take a family portrait.But seeing the beautiful mountains and rivers in the sunny scenery, the Mu and Chen families are standing or sitting together happily, and one can see the happiness overflowing beyond the photos at a glance.
Master Ding Jing really did not lie, and his photography skills are really good.
Everyone liked and thanked Master Ming Jing, and Chen Mo also took advantage of the opportunity to mention to Master Ming Jing that he wanted to add vegetarian food in the Thousand Buddha Temple in "Food and Color".
Master Mingjing heard the words, but pondered for a moment, and then said: "The poor monk studies vegetarian food just because of a love in his heart. If it is filmed by the benefactor and made known to everyone, I am afraid that the poor monk will There is no such peace.”
Chen Mo also knew Master Mingjing's concerns. What a monk or nun wants to do by sitting in meditation and cultivating his mind is a tranquility.If there is a lot of noise and traffic, it will violate the original intention of Master Mingjing to practice meditation.
but……
Chen Mo still did not give up and persuaded: "The master cooks superbly, and this vegetarian dish is the best in the world. It's fine if I haven't seen it or eaten it, but since I have seen it and tasted it, how can I treat it as if it was never before?" See? I hope Master can understand that I am happy to see Lie Xin."
Chen Mo's words were very honest, without those high-sounding persuasive words at all.Master Ming Jing heard it in his ears, but felt comfortable.
Since he created Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian, there are many tall and powerful people who have their own goals, but keep lobbying him in the name of "for his own good" to disclose or resell the secret recipe of Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Vegetarian Cuisine.Master Mingjing scoffed at this.Originally, he planned to turn around and leave immediately if Chen Mo was as duplicity as those people.But I didn't expect that although Chen Mo was young, he was a sensible person.
Although Master Mingjing has been in Buddhism for a long time, he has a talent and self-willed habit in his bones.Hearing Chen Mo's answer, he thought for a while, and then said, "It's not impossible for Master Chen to include the poor monk's vegetarian diet in "Food and Sex". However, Master Chen is not good at bringing out the poor monk. Just shoot the dishes and ignore the personnel."
"But if this is the case..." Chen Mo still wanted to promote the Thousand Buddha Temple.
Master Mingjing curled the corners of his mouth indifferently, waved his hand and said, "The incense in Qianfo Temple is already very prosperous. Burning incense and praying for blessings is the spirit of sincerity, and those who have no heart don't need to join in the fun."
What he said made sense. Anyway, Chen Mo was speechless.
But no matter what, Master Ding Jing agreed to his request to shoot, which is always a good thing.Chen Mo happily thanked Master Ming Jing.Seeing that it was not too early, everyone immediately bid farewell to Qianfo Temple and went to Shichahai for skating.
When it comes to skating, Chen Mo really doesn't know it.After finally coming out to play for a day, Chen Mo didn't want to soak in the system to learn skills, so he took Mu Yu to sit on the sledge to watch the ice sculptures, and by the way, be a role model for Mu's uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins, cousins, and cousins who were playing in the ice at that time. referee.They played until after five o'clock in the afternoon, when it was getting dark, everyone drove to Taotielou for dinner, and then went to the cinema to watch a movie.
Because it was the Christmas schedule and the weekend, and with the fame of Chen Mo and director Zhang Zongming, the attendance rate of the movie theater was very good.The members of the Mu family and Chen's father and Chen's mother sat in the VIP box and looked down, only to see that more than [-]% of the seats in the screening hall were full of people.
Chen Ma said with great satisfaction: "It looks like this movie was made well."
"Even if the filming is mediocre, as long as there is Xiaomo's female costume as a gimmick, the box office will not be bad." Aunt Erfang smiled happily: "Our Xiaomo has this ability and the audience."
The tone of the speech was full of the complacency of Wang Po selling melons, and everyone couldn't help laughing.
The old lady Mu smiled and said, "That's right. Come on, I'll reward you with a bottle of mineral water to moisten your throat!"
Aunt Erfang smiled and reached out to take the mineral water.Turning around, she asked Chen Mo with a smile, "Xiao Mo, when are you coming out?"
Chen Mo knew that Aunt Erfang was asking when he would come out in the movie, so after thinking about it, he said, "It should be in the second half of the movie."
After finishing speaking, Chen Mo drank a little uncomfortably.
Let the whole family sit in a row in the movie theater to watch his "heroic appearance" in women's clothes and sissy, even Chen Mo, who has a big face and thick skin, feels so embarrassed.
He rubbed Mu Yu's shoulder lightly, and said with a strange thought: "If you laugh when watching a movie later, you can show me in women's clothing when you get home!"
Mu Yu looked at Chen Mo with a paralyzed face.Seeing this, Chen Mo's hair straightened.
After a while, Mu Yu said solemnly: "Don't worry!"
What's the meaning?Chen Mo stared blankly at Mu Yu, and just about to ask, the movie started.
Although it is a comedy with an exaggerated plot to make people laugh, and basically no logic, but at the beginning of the film, it still reveals a strong Zhang Zongming style.It's just a transformation from a horror movie to a hilarious one. The original normal scenes always give people a refreshing feeling under Zhang Zongming's unique corner editing.
Especially when Chen Mo, who played the role of "Bride", appeared, his exaggerated appearance and coquettish coquettishness caused all the audience in the screening hall to burst into laughter.
Sitting in the VIP box, Mr. Mu, who was drinking water without any precautions, almost choked on water in his throat. There was a sound of water spraying in the whole VIP box, and Chen Mo turned his head in embarrassment, staring at Mu Yu who was beside him.Boss Mu... looked back at Chen Mo very calmly, and raised his eyebrows as a signal.
Chen Mo asked embarrassingly, "Why don't you smile?"
Mu Yu didn't speak, turned his head away, turned back after two seconds, and said, "It's okay!"
What's okay?Chen Mo looked at Mu Yu blankly, and realized that he didn't seem to understand what he said today.
The screening hall was still full of laughter, until the end of the movie, everyone in the Mu family and Chen's father and mother almost collapsed in the VIP box with laughter, only Mu Yu still had a face of indifference.
Chen Mo squinted his eyes to look at Mu Yu, and said in a very considerate tone: "If you want to laugh, you can laugh. Don't hold back!"
Mu Yu looked at him quietly, without any reaction.
Chen Mo thought for a while, and then said: "You can smile at ease, I won't let you show me in women's clothing."
As soon as the words were finished, Mu Yu's mouth curled up just right.
Chen Mo looked at Mu Yu with black lines all over his face, feeling so tired!I think I would not love anymore.
"Did you really want to laugh or did you laugh after I told you?"
Mu Yu didn't answer, but after returning home that night, he didn't go to bed until very late.
The next day, he had to go back to the crew of "Greedy Wolf" to shoot some additional shots. Zhang Qingzhong looked at the amulet hanging around Chen Mo's neck with envy, and couldn't help but touch it with his hands.
"Rub your luck, rub your luck."
Chen Mo looked at Zhang Qingzhong's worried appearance and was especially afraid that there would be another accident on the crew, so he smiled and comforted him: "Isn't it almost finished, tell everyone to be careful, nothing will happen."
"That's the only way I can think!" Zhang Qingzhong looked at Chen Mo with a sad face, wishing he could sigh to the Pacific Ocean: "I can only do my best and obey the destiny."
Having said that, Zhang Qingzhong suddenly jumped up nervously, and asked loudly: "The props team, the props team will check the wire again. Don't make any mistakes! Don't make any mistakes! Check it again! Check it again!"
Chen Mo looked at Zhang Qingzhong with sympathy, and felt that Director Zhang Da was almost psychologically disturbed by these things.
However, until the official filming, Chen Mo couldn't help counting the mines and nutrient solution stocks in the system seeing all the actors ten times more nervous than Zhang Qingzhong.
Sure enough, nervousness is also contagious!
During the filming where Zhang Qingzhong and the entire crew were taken aback, Chen Mo successfully completed the filming.
Although it was a guest actor invited by director Zhang temporarily, Chen Mo's identity is there, and he has a good friendship with Zhang Qingzhong, so on the night of the finale, Zhang Qingzhong still booked a finale banquet, and everyone ate and drank ——If there were not too many disasters during this period, I originally wanted to sing K together to get together.But now... life is the most important thing!
That night, Chen Mo, who had been drinking, was sent back to Mu's house by Xiao Ding.
Seeing that the new year is coming, members of the Mu family all have the tradition of going back to their hometown for the new year.
Early in the morning, Chen Mo was woken up by the sound of tinkling downstairs.Turning around and looking at the side, Mu Yu's place was empty, and the quilt was a little cold when he touched it.Chen Mo lay lazy on the bed for a while before washing up and going downstairs.
All the servants were sweeping and dusting under the supervision of Mrs. Mu and Aunt Erfang. The men were all caught by Mrs. Mu to write couplets. The female relatives were all sitting in front of the sofa in the living room and cutting paper. Looking at the bustling group of people downstairs.
Aunt Erfang, who was looking for a servant to clean the lamp, turned around and saw Chen Mo standing on the stairs, she immediately smiled and said loudly: "Breakfast is hot for you in the kitchen, I told the girl to pass on the meal, eat it quickly I will go to the study room to accompany Big Brother and the others to write couplets."
Chen Mo nodded, but seeing that the whole first floor was in a hurry, Chen Mo thought about it and asked the maid to bring the breakfast upstairs.
It is an egg pancake spread with eggs and ham, and a bowl of brightly colored shrimp and vegetable porridge. The eggs are eggs laid by little stupid chickens raised in free-range grain on the Zhuangzi outside Mujiacheng, and the ham is Jinhua ham purchased in the kitchen. There is a sweet taste in the tenderness of the noodles, and the sauce flows out after one bite. The mellow and full feeling makes people feel particularly satisfied.The taste of the shrimp and vegetable porridge is also very fresh, the grains of rice are like pearls, the red shrimps the size of the palm, the glutinous green vegetables stewed slowly on a low fire, the combination of Chen Mo's egg pancake and porridge, and sometimes two The eight-treasure dish in red oil served with the chopsticks kitchen is crunchy when bitten down.
After breakfast satisfied, Chen Mo washed his hands and went to the study room. All the men in the room were in the study room in the outer courtyard—it was said to be the study room, but it was actually the place where the members of the Mu family started studying at home when they were three or six years old. .
The tables, chairs and benches in the room are especially suitable for children's height, carved solid wood, small and exquisite, and very cute.
However, when a group of Mu family men with a height of more than 1.8 meters were sitting in a row in front of a small table and small chairs, they dipped their pens and ink seriously, swiping continuously.Chen Mo still couldn't help but want to laugh.
He looked at Mu Yu who was sitting in the middle of the classroom, and approached him with a smile.
Mu Yu was assigned the task of writing blessings with a big brush on red paper sprinkled with gold leaf.
The ancients always believed that writing is like a person. Chen Mo looked at Mu Yu's writing, the strokes are elegant, smooth and flowing, and the horizontal folds and hooks seem to be smooth and hide the sharpness.
Mu Yu looked at Chen Mo sitting beside him quietly, just staring blankly at the way he was writing, handed over the pen, and said with a warm smile, "How many do you want to write too?"
"Let me sharpen the ink for you." Chen Mo said, rolled up his sleeves and moved the inkstone, adding water to grind the ink.
The winter sun poured into the study room through the window lattice. There were many people in the room, but there was no noisy sound. Everyone was grinding their ink and writing with their heads down.
Mu Yu looked softly at Chen Mo, whose legs were curled up in front of the table and was seriously helping him sharpen the ink. Suddenly, his heart moved, and he stretched out the tip of his pen to point at Chen Mo.
Chen Mo only felt a chill on the tip of his nose, and looked at Mu Yu in confusion.
Seeing this, Mu Yu couldn't help but smile.
Mu You, who was on the side, saw Chen Mo's face and laughed out loud.So everyone looked over.Chen Mo reached out and hit Mu Yu violently, and subconsciously wiped his nose with the back of his hand.The result is that it gets darker and darker.The whole person is like a little cat, and the people in the room are laughing harder and harder.Even Mr. Mu, who was sitting on the podium, couldn't hold back.
With a dark face, Chen Mo wiped the ink on Mu Yu's face with one hand. Feeling that it was not enough, he dipped his hand into the ink in the inkstone and slapped Mu Yu's clothes.
Seeing this, the men from the Mu family, who were back and forth, laughed even more gloatingly.
Mu Yu remained calm, but while Mu You, who was also laughing the loudest sitting next to him, was not paying attention, he stretched out a brush and drew a half circle on Mu You's cheek.
Mu You was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and immediately picked up his pen and pointed at Mu Yu.In the middle of tapping, he turned his wrist, but while the third uncle of the Mu family who was sitting in front of Mu Yu was not paying attention, he tapped on the lapel of the third uncle's shirt.
So a pen and ink war was triggered.
In the end, the dirty Mu family had to go back to the backyard to change.The female relatives who were tidying up the house and cutting paper were all shocked when they saw their uncles and brothers covered in ink all over their faces.
After learning the truth, the women in the whole family were dumbfounded and said: "How old are everyone, and they still play tricks that little nephews and grandchildren don't play... How can I say you are good?"
"You guys have made such a fuss, can you keep those couplets with lucky characters?"
The men of the Mu family looked at each other, or looked at the sky or the ground, but no one spoke.
In the end, it was Mu You who pointed at Mu Yu in a very disrespectful manner and said, "Brother made the trouble first. Mom, if you want to punish him, punish him. He is the culprit."
"Yes, yes," as soon as Mu You finished his sentence, the uncles and cousins immediately agreed: "If you want to punish, punish the elder nephew (brother). We are all innocent, and we were all implicated by him."
The female family members of the whole family didn't know what to say when they saw a group of men who were making trouble in the school and wanted to deny it.We had to let everyone go upstairs to take a shower first.
A group of big men with black ink on their heads went up to the second floor with their heads held high.As a result, I was stunned when I took off my clothes and took a shower-because the ink couldn't be washed off at all!
"What should I do?" Chen Mo lay down in front of the mirror, and wiped the ink on the tip of his nose with a towel. His nose was completely red, but a little blackness could still be seen on the tip of his nose.Not to mention the dark circles on both sides of the cheeks.
Mu Yu, who was standing next to Chen Mo, was even more exaggerated than him. There was a slap on each cheek, and Chen Mo wrote a majestic king character on his forehead, which couldn't be washed off at all.
But even so, Boss Mu, who is in charge of the affairs of the Mu Group, still looks in the mirror very calmly, and has no intention of being afraid to meet people at all.
"Why don't you ask the old lady, aunt, and cousins! They are all women, so they should know something about cosmetics. I'll borrow a bottle of makeup remover, and maybe it can be washed off."
The more Chen Mo talked, the more he felt that he had a good idea, so he hurriedly opened the door and went downstairs to borrow makeup remover water all over the room.He was also afraid that a brand would not work, so he went back to the room with all his arms full of beautiful eyes, and the men of the Mu family who were hiding in the door to spy on the movement all followed him.
So a large group of men wiped all kinds of makeup remover in front of the mirror, wishing to scratch the skin, leaving a slight or deep mark on the face.
"Forget it, let's do it like this!" Mu You, who felt his face was burning and hurting, was the first to give up, and said in a broken jar, "Anyway, there were no outsiders at home a few years ago. After the second day of the new year, the look on this face The traces should be gone!"
"That's right." The others agreed with Mu You's words after hearing the words.Of course, there are still some people who do not give up and still wipe the makeup remover in the mirror.
"Hey, why don't we touch the concealer again?"
Because of his own profession, Chen Mo, who is still a good eye for makeup, said on a whim.
"Concealer powder?" All the men in the Mu family looked at each other.
"Yes!" Chen Mo nodded, and said, "Wait for me."
He ran downstairs again, picked up makeup tools from his aunts, cousins, and cousins, and went back to his room to apply them.
So on this day, Chen Mo led everyone to open the door to the new world.
I don't know how long it took, but Chen Mo, who managed to whitewash the peace, proudly led the Mu family men down the second floor.The female relatives who were sitting on the sofa in the living room waiting to pick up jokes carefully looked at everyone's faces, and saw that all the men from the Mu family were more handsome than before, not only younger, but also more tender, and couldn't bear it. He couldn't help but praised: "I didn't expect that Xiaomo's makeup skills are also very good!"
"It's more than good, it's really good. I always feel that it's much more refined than our own makeup."
"Little Mo, have you studied makeup techniques?"
Chen Mo nodded triumphantly, and accepted everyone's praise without humility—you must know that in order to learn this skill, he specially soaked in the system for a long time, and even spent two landmines and a bottle of nutrient solution Lie!
"But my face still hurts a little bit." Mu You couldn't help but concluded: "It feels like my face is covered with something, sticky and greasy. I can't even breathe."
"Where is it? Our lotion and lotion, and those essences and milks are all very refreshing, okay?"
One sentence successfully angered all the women in the Mu family.Everyone criticized Mu You one after another, until Mu You was willing to bow his head and admit his mistake before giving up.
Chen Mo, who has deep experience in this matter, bowed his head and remained silent when the women's relatives were attacking Mu You. When everyone "dispelled", Chen Mo talked about the brand quality of cosmetics with his elders and sisters, and even offered to give them to everyone. make up.The extravagant act immediately won the joy of all the female relatives.
Therefore, except for Chen Mo, the men of the Mu family, who had been tossing for a long time but failed to do anything, were once again driven by the female family members to the study room of foreign aid. I wrote it at night, and as for Chen Mo, who can accompany the female relatives to discuss cosmetics, he can stay in the fragrant and warm living room, watching everyone cut paper, and eating dried fruits with tea.
It can be seen from this that it is really important to master one more skill! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
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