Because there was no Monkey King in the Peach Banquet, the monkey obviously felt slighted, but he made a big fuss at the Peach Banquet on the spot, which made the whole banquet go crazy, and it was like comparing the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. The face was thrown on the ground and stepped on.How could the Jade Emperor tolerate such a thing?Even the Zhunti sage definitely has no reason to behave like this!Is it true that he is omnipotent in heaven?
In a hurry, the Jade Emperor appointed several generals and led many heavenly soldiers to capture the monkey.However, what is unexpected is that all these heavenly soldiers and generals were defeated after a few rounds. On the contrary, this kind of behavior annoyed the monkey abruptly, and it turned out that many little demons had assembled and threatened to kill him. Attack the heaven!
An army assembled by a group of goblins is not scary, but is there a tacit acquiescence of the mighty sage behind it?
The Jade Emperor was really heartbroken at this moment. He didn't really realize until now that after the Conferment of Gods, his Heavenly Court seemed to have sufficient manpower and extraordinary strength, but all of these were actually a mirror image of water and moon. Those with low cultivation bases really had to obey his orders, but those with extraordinary strength were obviously holding their breath in their hearts. If they didn't get the acquiescence of several saints, they would not be able to order them to move at all. .
The Jade Emperor had no choice but to think in his heart, could it have caused His Highness the Eastern Emperor's dissatisfaction without knowing it?I had no choice but to personally go to the place where Qinghua Emperor Bai Ze was, and tell the story about the hozen.
Bai Ze naturally had a look of surprise, but at the same time he seemed to be extremely resentful, "What a Poor Monkey, he is so bold, and the little demons from the Lower Realm are so disrespectful to the Heavenly Court, you really don't know how to do it! Bah, only those two guys in the West can do it!" You can teach such a character!"
Although the Jade Emperor was helpless at Bai Ze's pretending to be ignorant, at least he understood from Bai Ze's tone that this was not the order of the Demon Emperor, but just the rebellion of the little demon from the lower realm.Thinking about it, Bai Ze dared to insult the two saints in the west like this. It can be seen that the entire demon clan hates Buddhism extremely. As a prospective disciple, this monkey must not be recognized by the demon clan!
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed, but he wanted to ask Bai Ze if he could subdue the monkey, when he heard the little boy at the door rushing in, but it was the one who had passed the future. "Your Majesty, that monstrous monkey, that monstrous monkey stole all the elixirs of the Supreme Lord!"
What!This is not bad! ?Who is the Taishang Laojun, that is the good corpse of the sage Laozi!
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he didn't bother to scold the boy for not knowing the rules, and now he didn't even want the holy driver, and drove to Laojun's alchemy room by himself on a cloud, with Qinghua Emperor behind him.
Once all the elixirs that have been painstakingly refined for thousands of years were ruined by a monkey, the Taishang Laojun was really so angry that he was about to pass out this time, he grabbed the Jade Emperor's hand tremblingly, With a resentful tone, "What about Pohou? Where's Pohou! See how I deal with him today!"
The Jade Emperor was immediately happy, okay, now the old gentleman who has always been indifferent has become angry, although the pills have lost a lot, but since the old gentleman is so angry that he wants to do it himself, at least the problem of the monster monkey It is solved.
Laojun saw the expression on his face clearly, and sneered in his heart, but he didn't show it after all, he still looked extremely angry, and even cursed "inadvertently" under the full of anger , "What a quasi-prompt, the poor Taoist gave you a face, is this how you repay the poor Taoist! You are not a son of man!"
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he still didn't understand, and secretly scolded the two saints in the west. It turned out that they had already greeted each other!Simply because the hozen overdid it and attracted the Taishang Laojun to make a move, otherwise Tianting, the dumb man, would have to swallow it like this? !Seeing Laojun asking about the whereabouts of the monkey at this moment, he naturally told Laojun that the monkey head was fighting with his nephew at the moment.
Laojun snorted heavily, and rode his mount Qingniu to the battlefield.
Although the old gentleman is not good at fighting, he is a saint and good corpse, with boundless magic power and countless magic weapons, but he took off the vajra cut and threw it at the monkey Tianling.
There was a strong enemy in front, and a hidden weapon in the back, no matter how unwilling the monkey was, he was hit on the head by that Vajra Taku, and then was caught in the body all at once, unable to escape again.
The monkey's eyes were red, obviously red-eyed, how could he be reconciled to being captured because of a sneak attack at this moment, bared his teeth and roared threateningly from his throat, but shouted angrily, "Bah, Yang Xiaosheng! I can't beat your grandpa!" I called a helper, and let this damn old man sneak up on me, what a shameless thing!"
Although Yang Jian is indeed not ashamed to act like this in the battle, but seeing that it is the Supreme Lord, there is nothing to say, but he just glared and snorted, "Pohou, open your eyes and see who this is! You You stole thousands of pills from others, why don't you allow them to take revenge on you?"
However, this monkey has eaten countless golden elixirs, and has already become the indestructible body of the vajra. Lightning strikes and knife slashing can do nothing to him.Although everyone hated it, but there was nothing they could do for a while, the Jade Emperor was also unwilling to invite a few great emperors for such a trivial matter, and repeatedly lost his face.
Just when everyone was in a stalemate, Laojun suddenly opened his mouth and the Jade Emperor said, "Your Majesty, let this hozen be handed over to the old Taoist. He stole so much ammunition from the old Taoist, and the old Taoist threw him into the alchemy furnace." , See if you can refine something."
The Jade Emperor was naturally overjoyed, how could he not give Laojun this face, immediately dispatched a few strong heavenly soldiers, and resisted the monkey tied into a ball back to the alchemy room.The monkey was thrown heavily on the ground. Laojun felt angry when he saw the monkey, and immediately ordered several children to turn on the stove and chop firewood.
Several children gasped, and one of them pointed at the ferocious monkey with disgust on his face, "Master, do you really want to train him?"
Laojun snorted twice, "Practice, why don't you practice, I wasted so many pills for nothing."
Those little boys have been with Laojun for a long time, so they don't know what's tricky, "Come on, except for a Nine-Turn Golden Pill, the others are just..."
"What are they?" Laojun stared at him, and the boy smiled flatteringly, "They are all good things dedicated to the Jade Emperor, everything is precious."
"What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you throw this hozen into the old Taoist?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Several children hurriedly carried the monkey and threw it in. It was really not easy to prevent the monkey from going mad suddenly.
Sun Wukong, who was enveloped by the huge high temperature in the pill furnace for a moment, naturally couldn't hear the muttering in the mouth of the Taishang Laojun, "Since it is entrusted by others, then it is a matter of loyalty, I don't know you monkey Where did the blessings come from to be taken by those two at the same time."
If it was just a Donghuang Taiyi, although he would give him this face, he would not be so surprised, but Daozu Hongjun was also present at the time Taiyi said, and he seemed to have a good impression of this monkey.
"Oh, I have pity on my alchemy stove." The old gentleman stroked his big beard in distress.
Everything after that was as expected.The monkey broke out of the furnace angrily, with the golden eyes that were burnt out by the heavy fire, and the potency of the medicine in the body was completely volatilized, and his strength was improved to a higher level. The stove, however, kicked it to the lower realm angrily.He wanted to settle the score with the old man, but he only saw a few trembling boys hiding in the corner, but he vented his remaining anger in the alchemy room, smashing everything he could see to pieces.
However, even so, the endless anger in the monkey's heart could not be extinguished, but he summoned the magic weapon, the golden cudgel, and one monkey and one stick rushed straight to the Lingxiao Temple, gods blocked and killed gods, and Buddhas blocked and killed Buddhas!
Seeing that the monkey was about to kill in front of the palace, how could the Jade Emperor not understand the scheme of the two sages in the west?Then think about Sanqing who was dissatisfied with himself because his disciples were on the list, but he sighed immediately, "Go to the Western Paradise to invite the Buddha!"
With the cultivation base of the Tathagata quasi-sage, he could have easily suppressed Monkey King, but he chose not to choose this most direct method, but put the monkey together in a way that was almost playful.Of course, the Tathagata's goal of letting everyone tell the story of this story was indeed achieved, but at the same time, the story of my Buddha Tathagata being peed on the hand by a monkey is probably also engraved in people's hearts in the same way, right?
Tongtian laughed out loud without thinking about it at all, and patted Taiyi's shoulder repeatedly, "Hey, the person you like, ah no, the monkey you like is really extraordinary."
Tai took a look at him, and took the meaning of Tongtian's words as a compliment, "If you can maintain this wantonness for a lifetime, it would be a pleasure."
They are paying attention to this war that has no suspense, but the people at the bottom of the Six Paths of Samsara are also observing the situation here through countless darkness.
"Hongjun has been in seclusion for at least 500 years, and he never has the energy to come out again."
A rigid and rigid voice echoed in the six realms, and only Houtu heard this strange voice thoroughly.Her originally beautiful eyes were bright and dark at the moment, but they were no longer as bright as before.
"500 years..."
The deep murmur also slowly sounded in this silent land. Looking at the clansmen who looked at her with some fear, Hou Tu slowly exhaled a foul breath from his mouth, and his eyes were full of chills, "500 years ,enough!"
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In a hurry, the Jade Emperor appointed several generals and led many heavenly soldiers to capture the monkey.However, what is unexpected is that all these heavenly soldiers and generals were defeated after a few rounds. On the contrary, this kind of behavior annoyed the monkey abruptly, and it turned out that many little demons had assembled and threatened to kill him. Attack the heaven!
An army assembled by a group of goblins is not scary, but is there a tacit acquiescence of the mighty sage behind it?
The Jade Emperor was really heartbroken at this moment. He didn't really realize until now that after the Conferment of Gods, his Heavenly Court seemed to have sufficient manpower and extraordinary strength, but all of these were actually a mirror image of water and moon. Those with low cultivation bases really had to obey his orders, but those with extraordinary strength were obviously holding their breath in their hearts. If they didn't get the acquiescence of several saints, they would not be able to order them to move at all. .
The Jade Emperor had no choice but to think in his heart, could it have caused His Highness the Eastern Emperor's dissatisfaction without knowing it?I had no choice but to personally go to the place where Qinghua Emperor Bai Ze was, and tell the story about the hozen.
Bai Ze naturally had a look of surprise, but at the same time he seemed to be extremely resentful, "What a Poor Monkey, he is so bold, and the little demons from the Lower Realm are so disrespectful to the Heavenly Court, you really don't know how to do it! Bah, only those two guys in the West can do it!" You can teach such a character!"
Although the Jade Emperor was helpless at Bai Ze's pretending to be ignorant, at least he understood from Bai Ze's tone that this was not the order of the Demon Emperor, but just the rebellion of the little demon from the lower realm.Thinking about it, Bai Ze dared to insult the two saints in the west like this. It can be seen that the entire demon clan hates Buddhism extremely. As a prospective disciple, this monkey must not be recognized by the demon clan!
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed, but he wanted to ask Bai Ze if he could subdue the monkey, when he heard the little boy at the door rushing in, but it was the one who had passed the future. "Your Majesty, that monstrous monkey, that monstrous monkey stole all the elixirs of the Supreme Lord!"
What!This is not bad! ?Who is the Taishang Laojun, that is the good corpse of the sage Laozi!
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he didn't bother to scold the boy for not knowing the rules, and now he didn't even want the holy driver, and drove to Laojun's alchemy room by himself on a cloud, with Qinghua Emperor behind him.
Once all the elixirs that have been painstakingly refined for thousands of years were ruined by a monkey, the Taishang Laojun was really so angry that he was about to pass out this time, he grabbed the Jade Emperor's hand tremblingly, With a resentful tone, "What about Pohou? Where's Pohou! See how I deal with him today!"
The Jade Emperor was immediately happy, okay, now the old gentleman who has always been indifferent has become angry, although the pills have lost a lot, but since the old gentleman is so angry that he wants to do it himself, at least the problem of the monster monkey It is solved.
Laojun saw the expression on his face clearly, and sneered in his heart, but he didn't show it after all, he still looked extremely angry, and even cursed "inadvertently" under the full of anger , "What a quasi-prompt, the poor Taoist gave you a face, is this how you repay the poor Taoist! You are not a son of man!"
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he still didn't understand, and secretly scolded the two saints in the west. It turned out that they had already greeted each other!Simply because the hozen overdid it and attracted the Taishang Laojun to make a move, otherwise Tianting, the dumb man, would have to swallow it like this? !Seeing Laojun asking about the whereabouts of the monkey at this moment, he naturally told Laojun that the monkey head was fighting with his nephew at the moment.
Laojun snorted heavily, and rode his mount Qingniu to the battlefield.
Although the old gentleman is not good at fighting, he is a saint and good corpse, with boundless magic power and countless magic weapons, but he took off the vajra cut and threw it at the monkey Tianling.
There was a strong enemy in front, and a hidden weapon in the back, no matter how unwilling the monkey was, he was hit on the head by that Vajra Taku, and then was caught in the body all at once, unable to escape again.
The monkey's eyes were red, obviously red-eyed, how could he be reconciled to being captured because of a sneak attack at this moment, bared his teeth and roared threateningly from his throat, but shouted angrily, "Bah, Yang Xiaosheng! I can't beat your grandpa!" I called a helper, and let this damn old man sneak up on me, what a shameless thing!"
Although Yang Jian is indeed not ashamed to act like this in the battle, but seeing that it is the Supreme Lord, there is nothing to say, but he just glared and snorted, "Pohou, open your eyes and see who this is! You You stole thousands of pills from others, why don't you allow them to take revenge on you?"
However, this monkey has eaten countless golden elixirs, and has already become the indestructible body of the vajra. Lightning strikes and knife slashing can do nothing to him.Although everyone hated it, but there was nothing they could do for a while, the Jade Emperor was also unwilling to invite a few great emperors for such a trivial matter, and repeatedly lost his face.
Just when everyone was in a stalemate, Laojun suddenly opened his mouth and the Jade Emperor said, "Your Majesty, let this hozen be handed over to the old Taoist. He stole so much ammunition from the old Taoist, and the old Taoist threw him into the alchemy furnace." , See if you can refine something."
The Jade Emperor was naturally overjoyed, how could he not give Laojun this face, immediately dispatched a few strong heavenly soldiers, and resisted the monkey tied into a ball back to the alchemy room.The monkey was thrown heavily on the ground. Laojun felt angry when he saw the monkey, and immediately ordered several children to turn on the stove and chop firewood.
Several children gasped, and one of them pointed at the ferocious monkey with disgust on his face, "Master, do you really want to train him?"
Laojun snorted twice, "Practice, why don't you practice, I wasted so many pills for nothing."
Those little boys have been with Laojun for a long time, so they don't know what's tricky, "Come on, except for a Nine-Turn Golden Pill, the others are just..."
"What are they?" Laojun stared at him, and the boy smiled flatteringly, "They are all good things dedicated to the Jade Emperor, everything is precious."
"What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you throw this hozen into the old Taoist?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Several children hurriedly carried the monkey and threw it in. It was really not easy to prevent the monkey from going mad suddenly.
Sun Wukong, who was enveloped by the huge high temperature in the pill furnace for a moment, naturally couldn't hear the muttering in the mouth of the Taishang Laojun, "Since it is entrusted by others, then it is a matter of loyalty, I don't know you monkey Where did the blessings come from to be taken by those two at the same time."
If it was just a Donghuang Taiyi, although he would give him this face, he would not be so surprised, but Daozu Hongjun was also present at the time Taiyi said, and he seemed to have a good impression of this monkey.
"Oh, I have pity on my alchemy stove." The old gentleman stroked his big beard in distress.
Everything after that was as expected.The monkey broke out of the furnace angrily, with the golden eyes that were burnt out by the heavy fire, and the potency of the medicine in the body was completely volatilized, and his strength was improved to a higher level. The stove, however, kicked it to the lower realm angrily.He wanted to settle the score with the old man, but he only saw a few trembling boys hiding in the corner, but he vented his remaining anger in the alchemy room, smashing everything he could see to pieces.
However, even so, the endless anger in the monkey's heart could not be extinguished, but he summoned the magic weapon, the golden cudgel, and one monkey and one stick rushed straight to the Lingxiao Temple, gods blocked and killed gods, and Buddhas blocked and killed Buddhas!
Seeing that the monkey was about to kill in front of the palace, how could the Jade Emperor not understand the scheme of the two sages in the west?Then think about Sanqing who was dissatisfied with himself because his disciples were on the list, but he sighed immediately, "Go to the Western Paradise to invite the Buddha!"
With the cultivation base of the Tathagata quasi-sage, he could have easily suppressed Monkey King, but he chose not to choose this most direct method, but put the monkey together in a way that was almost playful.Of course, the Tathagata's goal of letting everyone tell the story of this story was indeed achieved, but at the same time, the story of my Buddha Tathagata being peed on the hand by a monkey is probably also engraved in people's hearts in the same way, right?
Tongtian laughed out loud without thinking about it at all, and patted Taiyi's shoulder repeatedly, "Hey, the person you like, ah no, the monkey you like is really extraordinary."
Tai took a look at him, and took the meaning of Tongtian's words as a compliment, "If you can maintain this wantonness for a lifetime, it would be a pleasure."
They are paying attention to this war that has no suspense, but the people at the bottom of the Six Paths of Samsara are also observing the situation here through countless darkness.
"Hongjun has been in seclusion for at least 500 years, and he never has the energy to come out again."
A rigid and rigid voice echoed in the six realms, and only Houtu heard this strange voice thoroughly.Her originally beautiful eyes were bright and dark at the moment, but they were no longer as bright as before.
"500 years..."
The deep murmur also slowly sounded in this silent land. Looking at the clansmen who looked at her with some fear, Hou Tu slowly exhaled a foul breath from his mouth, and his eyes were full of chills, "500 years ,enough!"
The author has something to say: Thousands of elixir, a wide variety, including anti-fetal drugs, contraceptives, anti-fetal drugs, sterilization drugs, aphrodisiac drugs...
There are so many types to choose from.
Monkey: ... hugging my furry old grandson in distress
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