Essays on Earth Native Love

Xu Jiuyue looked at him, what?He just seemed to hear an alien say he was his kid's mother?Oh no, that's not the point, the point is why did he talk about Trump?Probably the translation software made a mistake.

What the alien might have said was: How do you want to die?

Thinking about it this way, Xu Jiuyue became calm. 【Hello! 】

At this time, the ostrich egg that was forgotten at the door rolled in with a gurgling gurgling, and rolled along Xu Jiuyue's kneeling legs into his arms, very conscious of being food.

The young and handsome alien's eyes softened, he took out his handkerchief and lowered his head to wipe the egg white from the ostrich egg.

"Recite time baby, tell you to run around, you will be stunned." (Naughty son, tell you to run around, you will fall like this.)

This translator is so wrong and messy.Xu Jiuyue looked at that stern face, and couldn't hold back the calm expression on his face.That picture feels like meeting a super handsome guy on the road. He forgot to zip up his trousers. Although you really want to remind him, but that person has a cold, "whoever gets close to me will die" expression.

Forget it...

Xu Jiuyue held up the egg and wanted him to hold it himself.

Sure enough, this group of people came to find this egg?Fortunately, I did not eat.

The alien took the egg and knocked it on the head (the pointed head counts). The ostrich... oh, the alien egg shook and became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, turning into a quail egg.

Xu Jiuyue: ... Ah, the alien creature really has a very expression that makes people unable to complain. What will happen in the next second? Will this alien also turn into an egg for me to see?

The alien man handed the egg to the guard next to him, and said something in an alien language.

It's R star language.

At the same time that the sense of disobedience disappeared, Xu Jiuyue's expression turned colder again.He knew that he couldn't overthrow an R star person from a planet with a stick, but the scene of the death of his parents and the indifference of the R star person had long been deeply rooted in the background.When he misses his parents, he can't help but hate the R stars.

Although the alien speaks his mother tongue very beautifully and gracefully, which fits his face very well.

But as soon as he turned his head, he said to Xu Jiuyue: "My baby, come back to Star R with me."

Xu Jiuyue finally spoke for the first time.

"Sorry, I didn't know he was your egg."

Then comes the second sentence.

"It's not intentional to eat him."

As soon as the voice fell, there were gasps all around.Queen, did he just say that he almost ate the little prince?Oh my God, aren't they the welcoming team?Why do you hear such terrible things? !It's over and it's going to be silenced!

Xu Jiuyue didn't know what he said that caused people around him to look at him as if they were enemies. (Guards: We don't have a queen! We are in mourning! Please don't be black!)

Only the young alien in front of him could remain calm and asked calmly, "Eat Si Sa Zi Yi Si?"

The guards thought, as expected of His Majesty, people on Earth may not eat as much as they eat, maybe it means caressing and protecting Haha, I understand the difference between planets.This time my life is saved!

Seeing that they didn't understand, Xu Jiuyue took a bite of the apple next to him and chewed it twice.

"eat?"

"Swallowing area?" The alien begged for confirmation.

Xu Jiuyue swallowed the apple and asked blankly, "Huh?"

The guards trembled: Isn't this what you mean by eating? ! ! !Isn't there a saying on Earth that tigers don't even eat their sons? ! !The queen is so scary!

Our emperor's expression was also about to crack, and he endured it for a long time before he said softly: "Don't be dumbfounded, I'm asking, eat."

Xu Jiuyue nodded to show that he understood.

Qi Cen: Fortunately, alright, although the idea is a little scary, but the way of nodding is very cute.

Xu Jiuyue said: "Surely you can't eat it like an apple. You have to break the shell, let the yolk and egg white flow out, break it up, and fry it to make an egg poof."

Xu Jiuyue looked blankly at all the aliens around him.I thought to myself that although these aliens are a little cold, they are still pitiful, and they haven't even eaten eggs.Forget it, the visitor is a guest.He was so kind.

So he got up, walked calmly to the kitchen, and took out all the eggs from the refrigerator.

Everyone was frightened by his words of breaking the shell and leaking egg whites. The translator used to be basically the detailed steps of cutting the baby.

Xu Jiuyue beat eggs.

touch - one.

Touch - two.

Touch - three.

"That's enough!!" Qi Cen finally came to his senses and grabbed Xu Jiuyue's hand.

Who can tell him why his wife is so terrible!Knocking the baby here without changing face? !Isn't it said that people on earth are very soft and fragile?

Chi Cen was so frightened that his hands trembled a little.

You must know that even if he faced the siege of thousands of enemy troops alone, he was never afraid of it!

Now his face turned pale with fright at his wife's skillful way of cracking eggs with one hand.

"Listing a habit doesn't work."

"what?"

"It must be changed!"

"You said you love eggs?"

"Ok!"

"why?"

Guards: Why are they forced to listen to such terrible things here? Please let me go! ! ! !

Qi Cen regained his composure: "Breaking the law."

Xu Jiuyue was amused.Grandma, an alien brought a bunch of aliens to my house to mess with me, and then told me that eating eggs is illegal!Is this the new meme of the year?

All the guards: He laughed, he laughed, he laughed when he heard it was illegal, he is indeed a native of the earth who disregards the law, although his smile is so cute.

Xu Jiuyue: "Who will be in the way if I eat an egg?" He really didn't want to dwell on the problem here, "Also, won't it be illegal for you to break into other people's homes casually?"

Get angry when you say it!

They haven't changed their shoes yet!

One by one came from the distant interstellar, I don't know how much cosmic radiation they brought!

"What on earth are you here for?!" Xu Jiuyue finally asked what should have been asked in the first sentence of this chapter!

Qi Cen adjusted the translator and said, "Pick you and me back to our corner."

Xu Jiuyue: "Brother, where did you buy the fake or counterfeit translator?"

Qi Cen frowned: "I am not a brother to you."

Xu Jiuyue: I refuse to talk to this alien and want to throw a bunch of Fengjie at him.

Chicen: "You are my wife."

Xu Jiuyue was taken aback by his perfect Mandarin: "Really, please change to a translator! Do you know what you're talking about?"

Qi Cen nodded, and took out two red books from his jacket pocket.

The familiar red book, seems to have seen it in a historical drama?

Qi Cen handed the red book to Xu Jiuyue.

Xu Jiuyue took it.

R-A111 Ahmad Empire Marriage Certificate

Xu Jiuyue still had fantasies in his heart before he opened it: it wouldn't be what he thought, would it?

After opening it, a photo of him and this man came into view, leaning close together and smiling sweetly at the camera.

R-A111 Emperor of the Ahmad Empire: Chizen

S-188 Indigenous people in the first area of ​​the colony planet Earth: Xu Jiuyue

Marriage of two surnames, signing a contract together, a good relationship will last forever, matching the same name.

Look at the peach blossoms burning the next day, the IKEA room and IKEA, it is predicted that the melons will be endless in the next year, and Erchang Erzhi.

I would like to use the white-headed covenant to write to Hongjian, so that the alliance of red leaves can be written down.

This card.

Xu Jiuyue's mind roared.

"You're fighting my son's fucking claim."

"My baby, come back to Star Rock with me."

"Pick you and me back to our corner."

"I'm not a brother to you."

"You are my wife."

"No, it's not." He threw the red book back on the alien and ran outside.

He must be crazy, he must have been hallucinating after staying alone for too long!

Before he even took a step, he was hugged by a tall alien and carried on his shoulders.

"Let go of me!!! Let go of me!!!"

"Inject a sleeping pill."

"Grandma Li's, I..."

Xu Jiuyue's vain struggle obviously couldn't shake Qi Cen one iota, he passed out after being injected with medicine, and his future husband moved him to his spaceship.

Looking at Xu Jiuyue's quiet, delicate and gentle face, he was only puzzled, what did he suddenly ask his grandma for just now.

Your Majesty Chicen, the generation gap between you and your daughter-in-law is like an ocean of stars.

A moment of silence for you.