Essays on Earth Native Love
Chapter 21 The people on Earth are too cute, what should I do? !
Xu Jiuyue's first reaction was to run away!
He took out his mobile phone and called his grandfather, but the mobile phone signal was blocked.
The voice of aliens came from the sky, and the mechanical electronic sound shook people's ears: "Hello, I am the commander of the Earth C area of the Milky Way Division of the Virgo Galaxy Cluster of the Atlans Empire in the R galaxy. Declare here that the Earth is occupied."
"Surrender without killing."
Most human beings face the alien creatures whose technology is many times ahead of the earth, they all kneel on the ground with their heads in their hands, and they all choose to surrender.
While Xu Jiuyue was running desperately, the human beings kneeling on the ground looked at him silently and indifferently, like a pantomime, an ignorant and stupid lamb waiting to be slaughtered was running in panic in the dark, beside it was its kind hugged together .
The butcher who caught him came.
……
Xu Jiuyue spat out a bunch of bubbles wow, and struggled desperately in the cell fluid.
"The respiratory system recovered and began to consume oxygen."
"Reduce the source liquid and input oxygen."
"Keep your heartbeat normal."
"Brain waves returned to normal."
"Physical recovery of 60%."
……
Xu Jiuyue opened his eyes slightly, and saw many strange faces in the white light.They indifferently and mechanically cut open their bodies with knives and inserted tubes...
"Do not."
Xu Jiuyue screamed heart-piercingly.He does not want to be dissected!Don't let him be! ! !
But he can't make a sound!He can't make a sound!
A brain soaked in a jar said to him: "Because you have no neck."
Why does he have no neck!
He looked at himself.
……
When Qi Cen received the notice and rushed to the treatment room, he saw such a scene.
His wife was naked, holding up half of a chair, the entire treatment room was smashed to pieces, and a city of cell fluids flowed all over the floor.A room full of doctors huddled together and hid in a corner with staring eyes. Seeing him was like seeing the savior.
"Your Majesty!" The attending doctor saw him move, and Xu Jiuyue immediately howled and threw the chair on the doctor.
Doctor: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu like a shot in the heart.
Xu Jiuyue lost his weapon, wandered around the room, finally hugged a pillow, and started hitting the only man in the room who was not squatting with his head covered.
Chicen under attack: Is this the way people on earth act like a baby?
Very special, kind of like it.
But it's not good to be naked all the time.
So Chicen pulled back his cloak and hugged the man tightly into his arms.
"Okay, it's alright."
"I am here."
"Good."
His Majesty patted Xu Jiuyue on the back lightly. He was wearing black gloves, and his fingers were extremely slender. He slid over the young man's fragile neck and back, whispered affectionately in his ear, and comforted Xu Jiuyue over and over again with spiritual waves. Painful nerves.
Xu Jiuyue resisted at the beginning, biting Chi Cen's neck with a grin, and finally calmed down, leaning against Chi Cen's arms and falling asleep again.
Doctors: I really want to take out my smart brain to record videos!But I dare not move, it's so swollen!
Rambo: I wonder how much this video can sell for?
Doctors: That man is already dead.
……
Xu Jiuyue woke up again, sat up suddenly, and looked at the snow-white surroundings.
He, did he go to heaven?
Then the confused eyes gradually gathered and fell on the face of the man sitting on the far side.
Qi Cen, who was stared at by a pair of dark and watery eyes, put down the electronic screen in his hand and walked towards Xu Jiuyue. "How do you feel? Where is it uncomfortable?"
Xu Jiuyue tilted his head, and honestly explained his condition: "Sore teeth."
nonsense!Can you not be sour after biting Ajatar?
Qi Cen sat on the bed, and the two got very close. Xu Jiuyue didn't back away, but just looked at him, with an innocent and innocent expression on his face, as if he knew who he was.
Qi Cen stretched out his hand, and slowly stroked his cheek.
The young man covered the palm of his face with his hand, rubbed on the warm black gloves, and then smiled at Chicen.
The villain in Qi Cen's heart was hit by an arrow, and his nose bleeds: "It's so cute!"So cute that I want to blow up a few battleships!
Qi Cen pulled his hand back with a straight face.
Xu Jiuyue showed a regretful expression.
Qi Cen: "Are you hungry?"
Xu Jiuyue shook his head.
Qi Cen: "Have a headache?"
Xu Jiuyue shook his head.
Qi Cen: "Water?"
Xu Jiuyue shook his head.
Chicen: "What do you need?"
Xu Jiuyue didn't shake his head anymore, after thinking for a while, he smiled innocently and brightly: "I want you."
Qi Cen suddenly.
After escaping from the room, His Majesty supported the wall with one hand and covered his nose with the other.
Yuan said seriously: "Please pay attention to your setting of the overlord of the universe, your face is as red as a 50-year-old virgin who has not yet opened his buds."
Chicen: ...
Yuan paused for a moment, "Oh, sorry, you're just a 50-year-old virgin."
Qi Cen: "Yuan, shut up and turn off the phone."
Yuan: "Oh well, my Majesty, before turning off the phone, I would like to remind you that the reason that Her Highness the Empress is unusually close to you is because you have just performed mental treatment for him."
Qi Cen: "Shut down."
Yuan: "I want to say one last thing, please don't get too involved in the drama..."
Chi Cen forcibly shut down the phone.
It's really hard for him to grow into such an excellent king with a nagging mech.
……
Xu Jiuyue also sat blankly.
Then suddenly he covered his flushed face and rolled over on the bed.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just now he was possessed by a ghost! ! ! !What do you want! !Want a fart! ! ! !
"Xu Xu?"
Want a fart ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !
"Xu Xu?"
"Ah?!" Xu Jiuyue jumped up from the bed, his hair was disheveled, his face was flushed, and there were shy tears in the corners of his eyes.
The whole body smells of being trapped by large predators.
Torto sniffed unhappily, pouted his lips and asked in concern: "How is your body? Are you okay? Does the wound still hurt?" As he spoke, he was going to take off Xu Jiuyue's clothes.
It took Xu Jiuyue a lot of effort to stop the wild sheep.
"Okay, okay, I'm fine! You aliens are so advanced in technology, you can't die, you can't die."
Torto's pouting mouth still didn't let go, and it became even more pouty. The tears started to swirl, and then he threw himself into Xu Jiuyue's arms and wept loudly, coquettishly complaining inarticulately while crying.
"You, you, you, you scared me to death..." It probably scared me to death.
"I saw you lying on the ground covered in blood... I was so scared that I changed back!"
Xu Jiuyue recalled that it seemed that at last he saw Torto running towards him in a panic. He stroked the soft curly hair and said sincerely, "Torto."
"Ok?"
"Thank you for saving me."
Torto immediately sat up, and raised his hands to tell Xu Jiuyue who saved him.
"I carried you on my back, and I met Teacher Geeta, and then Teacher Geeta hugged you to find Principal Sodin, Principal Sodin threw a super handsome mecha and asked us to find Teacher Rambo, and then Teacher Rambo When they were about to take you out of Atlanta, all those people came running! Almost died! And many people died! Fortunately, His Majesty arrived in time! Everyone is fine now! Only Teacher Gita was injured It's very heavy, and I'm still in a coma!"
Xu Jiuyue hurriedly held him down, and after being injured once, he felt that he couldn't turn his head anymore.
"Tell me slowly? Who is Teacher Rambo? Principal Sodin has armor? Why is Teacher Geeta injured?"
Torto drank a glass of water with Xu Jiuyue's cup, jumped on Xu Jiuyue's bed, danced and began to talk about all the thrilling things that happened from last night to now.
"Hey! Do you know that at that time..."
A bloody murder is told as an adventure story.
The shadow of death did not make them fearful or cowardly, but braver.
Torto said: "I must work hard to learn mecha! Only then can I protect my friends! Protect my family!"
Xu Jiuyue nodded, his introverted personality prevented him from expressing his determination.But his eyes are full of firm light, like the bright galaxy flowing through his hometown.
He wants to go home, before that, he must find the truth!
He took out his mobile phone and called his grandfather, but the mobile phone signal was blocked.
The voice of aliens came from the sky, and the mechanical electronic sound shook people's ears: "Hello, I am the commander of the Earth C area of the Milky Way Division of the Virgo Galaxy Cluster of the Atlans Empire in the R galaxy. Declare here that the Earth is occupied."
"Surrender without killing."
Most human beings face the alien creatures whose technology is many times ahead of the earth, they all kneel on the ground with their heads in their hands, and they all choose to surrender.
While Xu Jiuyue was running desperately, the human beings kneeling on the ground looked at him silently and indifferently, like a pantomime, an ignorant and stupid lamb waiting to be slaughtered was running in panic in the dark, beside it was its kind hugged together .
The butcher who caught him came.
……
Xu Jiuyue spat out a bunch of bubbles wow, and struggled desperately in the cell fluid.
"The respiratory system recovered and began to consume oxygen."
"Reduce the source liquid and input oxygen."
"Keep your heartbeat normal."
"Brain waves returned to normal."
"Physical recovery of 60%."
……
Xu Jiuyue opened his eyes slightly, and saw many strange faces in the white light.They indifferently and mechanically cut open their bodies with knives and inserted tubes...
"Do not."
Xu Jiuyue screamed heart-piercingly.He does not want to be dissected!Don't let him be! ! !
But he can't make a sound!He can't make a sound!
A brain soaked in a jar said to him: "Because you have no neck."
Why does he have no neck!
He looked at himself.
……
When Qi Cen received the notice and rushed to the treatment room, he saw such a scene.
His wife was naked, holding up half of a chair, the entire treatment room was smashed to pieces, and a city of cell fluids flowed all over the floor.A room full of doctors huddled together and hid in a corner with staring eyes. Seeing him was like seeing the savior.
"Your Majesty!" The attending doctor saw him move, and Xu Jiuyue immediately howled and threw the chair on the doctor.
Doctor: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu like a shot in the heart.
Xu Jiuyue lost his weapon, wandered around the room, finally hugged a pillow, and started hitting the only man in the room who was not squatting with his head covered.
Chicen under attack: Is this the way people on earth act like a baby?
Very special, kind of like it.
But it's not good to be naked all the time.
So Chicen pulled back his cloak and hugged the man tightly into his arms.
"Okay, it's alright."
"I am here."
"Good."
His Majesty patted Xu Jiuyue on the back lightly. He was wearing black gloves, and his fingers were extremely slender. He slid over the young man's fragile neck and back, whispered affectionately in his ear, and comforted Xu Jiuyue over and over again with spiritual waves. Painful nerves.
Xu Jiuyue resisted at the beginning, biting Chi Cen's neck with a grin, and finally calmed down, leaning against Chi Cen's arms and falling asleep again.
Doctors: I really want to take out my smart brain to record videos!But I dare not move, it's so swollen!
Rambo: I wonder how much this video can sell for?
Doctors: That man is already dead.
……
Xu Jiuyue woke up again, sat up suddenly, and looked at the snow-white surroundings.
He, did he go to heaven?
Then the confused eyes gradually gathered and fell on the face of the man sitting on the far side.
Qi Cen, who was stared at by a pair of dark and watery eyes, put down the electronic screen in his hand and walked towards Xu Jiuyue. "How do you feel? Where is it uncomfortable?"
Xu Jiuyue tilted his head, and honestly explained his condition: "Sore teeth."
nonsense!Can you not be sour after biting Ajatar?
Qi Cen sat on the bed, and the two got very close. Xu Jiuyue didn't back away, but just looked at him, with an innocent and innocent expression on his face, as if he knew who he was.
Qi Cen stretched out his hand, and slowly stroked his cheek.
The young man covered the palm of his face with his hand, rubbed on the warm black gloves, and then smiled at Chicen.
The villain in Qi Cen's heart was hit by an arrow, and his nose bleeds: "It's so cute!"So cute that I want to blow up a few battleships!
Qi Cen pulled his hand back with a straight face.
Xu Jiuyue showed a regretful expression.
Qi Cen: "Are you hungry?"
Xu Jiuyue shook his head.
Qi Cen: "Have a headache?"
Xu Jiuyue shook his head.
Qi Cen: "Water?"
Xu Jiuyue shook his head.
Chicen: "What do you need?"
Xu Jiuyue didn't shake his head anymore, after thinking for a while, he smiled innocently and brightly: "I want you."
Qi Cen suddenly.
After escaping from the room, His Majesty supported the wall with one hand and covered his nose with the other.
Yuan said seriously: "Please pay attention to your setting of the overlord of the universe, your face is as red as a 50-year-old virgin who has not yet opened his buds."
Chicen: ...
Yuan paused for a moment, "Oh, sorry, you're just a 50-year-old virgin."
Qi Cen: "Yuan, shut up and turn off the phone."
Yuan: "Oh well, my Majesty, before turning off the phone, I would like to remind you that the reason that Her Highness the Empress is unusually close to you is because you have just performed mental treatment for him."
Qi Cen: "Shut down."
Yuan: "I want to say one last thing, please don't get too involved in the drama..."
Chi Cen forcibly shut down the phone.
It's really hard for him to grow into such an excellent king with a nagging mech.
……
Xu Jiuyue also sat blankly.
Then suddenly he covered his flushed face and rolled over on the bed.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just now he was possessed by a ghost! ! ! !What do you want! !Want a fart! ! ! !
"Xu Xu?"
Want a fart ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !
"Xu Xu?"
"Ah?!" Xu Jiuyue jumped up from the bed, his hair was disheveled, his face was flushed, and there were shy tears in the corners of his eyes.
The whole body smells of being trapped by large predators.
Torto sniffed unhappily, pouted his lips and asked in concern: "How is your body? Are you okay? Does the wound still hurt?" As he spoke, he was going to take off Xu Jiuyue's clothes.
It took Xu Jiuyue a lot of effort to stop the wild sheep.
"Okay, okay, I'm fine! You aliens are so advanced in technology, you can't die, you can't die."
Torto's pouting mouth still didn't let go, and it became even more pouty. The tears started to swirl, and then he threw himself into Xu Jiuyue's arms and wept loudly, coquettishly complaining inarticulately while crying.
"You, you, you, you scared me to death..." It probably scared me to death.
"I saw you lying on the ground covered in blood... I was so scared that I changed back!"
Xu Jiuyue recalled that it seemed that at last he saw Torto running towards him in a panic. He stroked the soft curly hair and said sincerely, "Torto."
"Ok?"
"Thank you for saving me."
Torto immediately sat up, and raised his hands to tell Xu Jiuyue who saved him.
"I carried you on my back, and I met Teacher Geeta, and then Teacher Geeta hugged you to find Principal Sodin, Principal Sodin threw a super handsome mecha and asked us to find Teacher Rambo, and then Teacher Rambo When they were about to take you out of Atlanta, all those people came running! Almost died! And many people died! Fortunately, His Majesty arrived in time! Everyone is fine now! Only Teacher Gita was injured It's very heavy, and I'm still in a coma!"
Xu Jiuyue hurriedly held him down, and after being injured once, he felt that he couldn't turn his head anymore.
"Tell me slowly? Who is Teacher Rambo? Principal Sodin has armor? Why is Teacher Geeta injured?"
Torto drank a glass of water with Xu Jiuyue's cup, jumped on Xu Jiuyue's bed, danced and began to talk about all the thrilling things that happened from last night to now.
"Hey! Do you know that at that time..."
A bloody murder is told as an adventure story.
The shadow of death did not make them fearful or cowardly, but braver.
Torto said: "I must work hard to learn mecha! Only then can I protect my friends! Protect my family!"
Xu Jiuyue nodded, his introverted personality prevented him from expressing his determination.But his eyes are full of firm light, like the bright galaxy flowing through his hometown.
He wants to go home, before that, he must find the truth!
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