Essays on Earth Native Love

When Xu Jiuyue woke up, his body was much lighter.He sat on the bed in a daze, the pure white space cup fell on his waist, the loose and comfortable pajamas that obviously did not belong to him were too big, revealing the green and sexy collarbone and panties between teenagers and youths. flushed shoulders.

Xu Jiuyue didn't notice his appearance, he was recalling his dream.

He seemed to cry in his dream, and then he scolded an R star heartily.

Wow!What a dream!

Xu Jiuyue patted his cheek happily, and jumped up from the bed!Then he stepped on his pants, which were too long, and fell headfirst to the ground.

When Qi Cen entered the door, he saw such a scene - Xu Jiuyue's head was on the ground, his feet were still hanging on the bed, revealing a round and soft belly and a pink chest.

Qi Cen calmly controlled the expression on his face, walked over and hugged Xu Jiuyue who was standing upside down, just like putting on his childhood toy mecha, with a blank face, and silently and tenderly released Xu Jiuyue. to bed.

too close!

Xu Jiuyue stretched out his foot and kicked... and hit Qi Cen's palm.

Chicen: Ah, is he trying to kick me?But subconsciously caught it!Should I explain that this is fighting instinct! !

In order to make his subconscious defensive instincts less obvious.Qi Cen knelt down on one knee, took out a white plush rabbit slipper from the side of the bed, and carefully put on the right slipper on Xu Jiuyue's left foot with a cautious expression similar to wearing a diamond ring. left slippers.

Xu Jiuyue: He seems to be making me laugh.

Xu Jiuyue threw off the slippers on his mother's feet that made him stomp his feet in a second, stood up barefoot, and said to Qi Cen who was still kneeling in front of him: "Get up, I have something to say. "

Chicen stood up obediently.

Xu Jiuyue went from looking straight up to looking up, knowing the times and giving up communicating with him standing up.

"You sit."

The two turned around, standing and sitting, Xu Jiuyue expressed his satisfaction that he could look down on Qi Cen a little bit, which made Qi Cen less deterrent to him, so he said in a relaxed tone: "First of all, let's start Come get to know each other."

"My name is Xu Jiuyue. I'm male. I'm 19 years old. I'm a breeder. My hobbies are scrambled eggs and raising rolls. As you can see, I'm an extremely ordinary earthling."

After Xu Jiuyue introduced himself, seeing the alien looking at him silently, he urged, "It's your turn."

"Chizen."

He knows the name, okay? "That's it? What about age? What about hobbies?"

Qi Cen hesitated for a moment, somehow such a conversation made his heart beat a little faster. "52 years old."

Xu Jiuyue was taken aback by his age, for a long time he looked like a very young uncle.

Xu Jiuyue patted Qi Cen on the shoulder: "Hey, uncle, I think you made a mistake."

Chicen:?

"Look, I'm a man, a male, male, male, understand?" Seeing Qi Cen nod, Xu Jiuyue thought he understood, so he continued, "So how could I be your wife? "

Qi Cen took out the two red notebooks from his arms.

Xu Jiuyue twitched the corner of his mouth: "I wanted to ask before, where did you get such an antique thing?"

Qi Cen: Isn’t the ancient book in the library the marriage certificate of the earthlings?Isn't the relationship between husband and wife just a matter of iron nails?

Chicen: "I did."

Xu Jiuyue: "The United Nations of the Earth, the People's Republic of China, the Civil Affairs Bureau of Province C, and the Changsheng Bridge Neighborhood Committee of Zhongxin Street?"

Qi Cen: I found the last old man on earth who can make fake stamps, and he just pulled the old man out of the hospital bed to do it.

Chicen: "Fake."

Xu Jiuyue: "What about the group photo? It must be P's."

Chicen: "Yes."

Xu Jiuyue: "Then what's the difference between this and the toy card sold in roadside shops to coax girls?"

Chicen: "It has the force of law."

Xu Jiuyue: "Huh?"

Qi Cen pressed his name, and a blue seal full of marriage certificates appeared immediately.

Qi Cen: Fortunately, I finally borrowed the founding jade seal from the curator of the museum.

Xu Jiuyue looked at the crooked symbols on it, still in a daze.

Chicen explained: "This is the seal of our country, really."

Xu Jiuyue: "It still doesn't work!"

Chicen said to Trump again with an ascetic face: "What?"

Xu Jiuyue: Why is his translator always broken?But now is not the time to dwell on such small details.

Xu Jiuyue endured his embarrassment and said, "You didn't get my consent."

Qi Cen looked at him deeply, his blue eyes were like the most beautiful ice stone in the snow, but a fire was burning inside: "I agreed, but you forgot."

Xu Jiuyue: "You really made a mistake."

Chicen: "No."

Xu Jiuyue scratched his hair in distress: "I have to tell you how to understand! You really found the wrong person! I have never left the earth!"

Chicen: "There are some things you will know later."

Xu Jiuyue lost his patience, and said coldly, "Do you know what your behavior is called on our planet?"

"?"

"Take and plunder!"

Chicen searched for the meaning of this idiom: to seize by force or power.

ah?What's wrong?Forgive him for growing up as an heir to an empire, this word is a daily occurrence for him.

So Qi Cen said without realizing it, "Hmm! So?"

Xu Jiuyue was irritated by his reticent attitude, and said with a sneer, "Yes, the strong eat the jungle, you aliens are stronger than us Earthlings, I admit it, but I want me to marry you!"

"dream!"

Xu Jiuyue's face still bears the color of powder puff when he just woke up, and so do his eyes, which are so black that they shine.The whole person looks very well-behaved, as if as long as he reaches out his hand, he will still lean towards him with a smile.

Chizen's eyes fell on the small scar on his forehead, and he realized again that his wife was a human from Earth who could be injured by the smallest cleaning robot, but what he said, his disgusted expression gave him The pain it brings is greater than that of a particle cannon.

He was also wearing Chizen's pajamas, those of the Chata who inhabited a remote planet in the R system and wove the softest and hardest cloth in the universe.

Soft and invulnerable, just like this man.

Qi Cen stood up and looked down at Xu Jiuyue.

Xu Jiuyue confronted him without flinching.

Qi Cen stretched out his hand to smooth the few stupid hairs that were raised from scratching his head just now: "But you must become my little happiness (little wife)."

Xu Jiuyue grabbed the translator from Qi Cen's ear, put it on the ground and stepped on it!fed up!Kick the poor little machine [not broken] in Chitzen's direction.

Then he took a deep breath: "I tell you! If I hadn't had a much better temper now, you would have been hospitalized long ago!"

With a cold face, Qi Cen stretched out the smart brain on his wrist, and a light screen appeared between the two of them.

The R star language above obviously translated Xu Jiuyue's words, and Qi Cen's face darkened.

Xu Jiuyue took a defensive posture against Bruce Lee, rubbed his nose, and thought: Can you beat him?Fuck!If you can't beat him, fight him!Just do it if you don't accept it!

Qi Cen said something to the brain in his hand, and the light screen displayed: "Prodigal bitch!"

Xu Xiaolong vomited a mouthful of blood.

"Get out! Get out!"

Qi Cen→Light screen→"Yeah."

Having said that, he left.

Xu Jiuyue clutched his chest, which was sore from anger, and wondered who it was!You can only understand and roll, right? !

After a while, Qi Cen came back and gave him a quail egg.

Light screen translation.

"I'm glad you took the initiative to ask Gun Gun to take care of you."

Xu Jiuyue: I want you to get out!It's not about rolling around!

And why is he called Gun Gun!

an egg!Why do you have to have the same name as my Earth's favorite giant panda!

Xu Jiuyue quarreled with Qi Cen for the first time, and ended in complete defeat.

He also understood a truth in his long life of being vomited and vomited blood: people on earth should never quarrel with aliens.

Qi Cen: Laughing in brackets.