Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

No one knows what everyone said in this meeting.It's just that after the meeting ended, except Osamu Dazai who walked out happily, the rest of the people all had dark faces and fell into deep thought.

"Then, shall we still settle in Yokohama?"

"...Of course! But Yokohama has to be replaced!"

After all, it is really unlucky to have such a smooth-talking person.

But All Might in front of the seat had a sad expression on his face.

Boy Dazai is a cadre of the Hong Kong gangster mafia...then the sense of darkness rushing over his face can be explained.

But if you stay in the dark for a long time, don't you really yearn for the sky outside?

The sky full of hope.

"All Might?"

"...All Might?!"

When All Might regained consciousness, he saw the enlarged face in front of him, and the smile on the corner of his mouth froze suddenly.

After moving back a few times with the chair in his arms, All Might let out a small breath.

"Officer Tsukachi, what's the matter?"

Officer Tsukauchi: "We just discussed something. But—I'm curious about what you were thinking, All Might."

"Ha, ha, I didn't think about anything."

Officer Tsukachi touched his chin, "Speaking of which, All Might, you know the Hong Kong black representative, right?"

All Might: "...Ah, this..." I know each other, but it's the first day they meet.Along with the other party's name, he was introduced by Dazai Osamu a few minutes ago.

Thinking about it this way—he shouldn't know Dazai boy, right?

Officer Tsukauchi: "Well, it seems that you are very familiar with the other party."

All Might: ? ? ?

"In that case—I'll leave it to you to go to Yokohama and talk about moving in."

"Come on, All Might."

All Might: ? ? ?

He understands the truth.But shouldn't the police take action on such an important matter?

Officer Tsukachi looked serious, and he said cheering words, "If it's you, it will definitely be possible."

All Might: ...

finally.He couldn't seduce the other party, and dragged his broken body towards Yokohama.

***

Yokohama at this time.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was working, received a text message.

Just in time for a work break.He bit his bread and took out his mobile phone, and looked at the words on it: "Yo Odasaku, do you have any special products you want?"

Sakunosuke Oda replied seriously: "If possible, I would like to try Tokyo curry." "...Tokyo curry."

Osamu Dazai looked at the line of words displayed on the screen of the mobile phone, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Oh, Odasaku, is your head made of curry?And how can something like curry be considered a specialty?

Whether it is delicious or not depends on the culinary skills of the person who makes it.

After a while, Oda Sakunosuke continued to send messages.

[When you come back, invite me to eat curry a few more times]

[If you can bring those well-behaved children of my family, it would be great]

Osamu Dazai tapped on the keyboard, just about to reply.

[The little guy is also very good recently, do you want to buy him something]

Shopping for cats?

Dazai paused.

Do cats need anything other than food?

Listen, is this human speech?If Natsume Haru was here and knew what Osamu Dazai was thinking, he would definitely raise his claws and slap Dazai Osamu in the face frantically.

Baa-baa-baa cats are no different from Twolegs!

They all have to eat, sleep and go to the bathroom!

And there's more - although baths are annoying, cats can take baths too!

that's all.

Maybe it was Osamu Dazai's "conscience" who discovered it, or maybe there happened to be such a pet shop next door.

Hesitating for a moment, thinking that this is a business trip at public expense, don’t be afraid!With the idea that all flowers will be reimbursed by the organization, Osamu Dazai walked into the pet shop happily.

Immediately afterwards—he was severely taught by the other party.

"You even bathe a kitten?! Or a child less than two months old?"

"Do you know that you will kill that child like this! Since you have raised him, don't waste his life at will!"

The cat service chief only felt that he was going to be blown up.

Seeing a guest come, it is customary to ask cats questions, but this question turned out to be three-in-one.

"Good guest, how old is your cat?"

"Ah, I don't know about this question? But it's about this big..." Saying that, Osamu Dazai compared Natsume Haru's length.

The cat service chief of the senior cat slave nodded, "According to the pattern you mentioned, the cat type is probably black and white cats. As for the cat's age, it is only about two months old."

After taking notes, the cat service chief continued to ask: "Can I ask you, what have you done to the little guy recently?"

Did, did, what, what, well?

Osamu Dazai tapped the palm of his hand, "Maybe he just took a bath a few days ago?"

"Washing, bathing?" The smile on the corner of the cat's service manager's mouth froze immediately, and then the scene above happened.

Osamu Dazai, who was being yelled at for the first time, had no smile on his face.

The store manager who appeared in time saved the accident.

"Chartel."

When Chartre saw the person coming, the anger aroused by Osamu Dazai disappeared immediately.

"Yuda——" Looking at the other party's slanted eyes, Chartres immediately corrected the address, "The store manager."

The man in the voluptuous kimono parted his red lips and looked at Osamu Dazai, "I'm sorry for this guest. Chatel just likes cats too much. Please don't get angry with Chatel."

Osamu Dazai glanced at Shatel, who immediately turned his head and snorted.

"Ah, how could I be angry." Dazai Osamu said, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.

"Since there are kittens living in the guest's house, why don't I introduce you to the kitten's necessities." Saying that, a pair of extremely good-looking hands quickly rummaged through the room a few times, and directly packed the three sets of cats for Osamu Dazai .

"This is an apology." The shopkeeper said with a smile.

Osamu Dazai stared at the opponent's hand.

In just a moment, the flawless white nails seemed to add an extremely gorgeous red color.Blink again, and the red color disappears without a trace.

"I won't do things like taking advantage of people myself."

The store manager chuckled: "This is an apology."

Osamu Dazai and the store manager looked at each other for a moment.

"Since it is an apology from the store manager, I accept it unceremoniously."

After all, with the saved cost, you can buy a lot of bandages!

"The guests are satisfied."

"Then, welcome to come next time."

After walking out of the pet shop, passers-by saw Osamu Dazai walking out of nowhere and felt a heart attack.

"Ghost ah ah-"

Osamu Dazai, who was said to be a ghost, suddenly froze with a smile.

Suddenly, as if he had discovered something, he turned his head suddenly, there was no pet shop there.Yes, there is only one dead end.

Normal people will definitely be afraid when encountering such supernatural things.

But Osamu Dazai is different.

He——but a man who committed suicide following the refreshing peace.

***

After Osamu Dazai left.

Chartres turned into a prototype and curled up in the arms of the store manager.

She shook her ears and meowed at the store manager: "My lord, why do you have to be nice to that human being?"

She actually poisoned her compatriots——she wished she could lick this human being twice and swallow it!

"Shatel, how many times have I told you not to be so rude."

Chartres yelled aggrievedly twice.

"That human being naturally has his special features, and you—" the store manager raised his vertical pupils, and there seemed to be nine tails fluttering in the void.

"Don't forget why you came here."

***

"Ah Qiu!" Natsume Haru, who had a sudden itchy nose, couldn't help but sneezed.

As soon as he stopped, Natsume Soseki's footsteps came towards him.

Natsume Haru, who was scared into the ears of the plane, immediately stretched out her little claws.

just, just—

"Mr. Baa!" Natsume Haru looked at Natsume Soseki, and said softly, "Claw Claw is too tired, I want to rest on the ground for a while."

Natsume Soseki flicked his tail without changing his face.

Natsume Haru was aggrieved at first, but then he couldn't hold back his eyes and kept staring at Natsume Soseki's tail.

Stare and stare, then start clawing.

When Natsume Haru turned around, Natsume Soseki had transformed into a human through [I am a cat].

"Meow meow meow——" Ms. Baa, why did you become a two-legged beast again and still have this height... Baa!

Natsume Haru licked the food in front of her tongue.

This, what is this!

Delicious!

Natsume Soseki turned into a three-flowered cat again: "Is it delicious?"

Natsume Haru nodded happily.

Wow, there is nothing more delicious than this!It feels much more delicious than the small dried fish that is already tired of eating!

"Very good. Then continue training."

Natsume Haru sucked on the nutrient cream, with an innocent cat face.

……Why?Isn't the training over?