Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

Osamu Dazai hated Tamamo-mae.

From the first time we met, I planted the root of "hate".

As for the reason, it is probably - a fox is a canine animal.

Osamu Dazai hates dogs.

Once on the way home from get off work, a dog barked at him twice.Osamu Dazai angrily rushed to the pet store next door and bought some pork-flavored dog food.

Squat down in front of the dog on the leash and start eating.

The louder the dog barked, the happier Dazai ate.

At the end, the dog fell down on the ground in aggrieved manner, begging Osamu Dazai to give it such delicious dog food.

It's a pity - Osamu Dazai bought dog food just to get revenge on the other party, how could he give the food to others.

It has to be said that Osamu Dazai would appear childish in this kind of place.

Especially now that they are arguing, I can't wait to get the big patriarch next to me, Oda Sakunosuke.

But it's a pity...Tamazamo was not angry.

Every word of Osamu Dazai was like hitting cotton, soft and lifeless.

"Tsk, boring." Osamu Dazai said.

"Did the guest finish?" As he spoke, a faint light appeared in Yuzao's eyes.He stretched out his slender hands, and spread out his palms, "Now that you're done talking, can you hand over this kitten to me."

"After all, with your ability, you can't support him well."

***

Not all Yaozu are good at raising children.

Take Guhuo Bird and Xia Huo Bird as examples.

Although these two monsters are sisters.But the former likes to hold and raise children, while the latter prefers to adopt and adopt children.

As for Tamamomae—ah, I have no experience raising children at all.

At this moment, he showed his sharpness.Unleashing such a bit of coercion made Dazai Osamu catch him without a fight.

Today's society is indeed a human world.Human beings are powerful, but it is also because of their individuality and technological development.

If an unarmed person and a big monster face to face, what will happen to the battle situation?

The answer, of course, is that the big demon won.

Tamamomae was a little more patient than usual.After all, Osamu Dazai also has the aura of his nephew.Although the smell is a bit light, but at least he is an important person among the people around him who has close contact with his nephew.

I am anxious to find my nephew, but it is also important to snatch Natsume Qing over.

"how?"

Even though he asked like that, Tamamomae didn't give Osamu Dazai a chance to speak at all.

His hand gradually moved closer to Natsume Haru.

I only felt that Natsume Haru, who was heavy all over her body, arched her waist and started to explode.

This guy, this guy—dangerous!

Even more [dangerous] than the teacher!

Natsume Haru stayed on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, her claws firmly stepped on the black windbreaker.I was afraid that this two-legged beast would rush over suddenly, and if he was not careful at that time, he would fall directly from a high place.

The coercion belonging to the monster clan is spreading.Odasaku and the others didn't know that Miss Yu in front of them was a monster, so they naturally mistook this coercion for arrogance.

Just exuding a little momentum makes them tremble with fear, so it shows that "she" is not an ordinary person.

Compared with other people, Natsume Haru can see more things.

Colorful things mixed together emerged from Tamamomae's body.

The exuded demon power intertwined into beautiful silk threads, reflected in Natsume Haru's beautiful pupils.

Xia Muqing only felt something lightly touching her heart.Gently, itchy, even wanted to paw twice.

Maybe it's nature, or a gene lurking in the body.It has to be said that when Natsume Haru saw these silk threads slowly approaching, he subconsciously stretched out his hand, just in time to grab the hand that Tamazamo stretched out.

In an instant, the storm outlined by the demon power subsided in the blink of an eye.

Maybe it's because everyone has hair, Tamamomae patiently scratched Natsume Haru's claws with his fingers.

Ah, it feels pretty good.

The provocative Natsume Haru just felt that the whole cat was pulled back its paws, then hooked Dazai Osamu's collar, moved his body a little, and began to slap and attack Tamazamo's hand in front of him.

"Crack!" Don't touch the claws!

"Crack!" You're a bad Twoleg!

"Crack!" There is no reason, but I am addicted to filming and want to continue filming!

Facing Natsume Haru's series of coquettish behaviors, Tamazamae burst out laughing.

"Oh, what a cute kid."

Natsume Haru, who was trembling inexplicably, let out a meow.

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you."

Yuzao withdrew his coercion, and everyone present breathed a sigh of relief.

"At best—this is just another home for you."

As for Osamu Dazai who couldn't even hide his smile next to him—it's none of his business.

This is not his eldest nephew, but he is not in the mood to coax him.

***

Time goes back to a few minutes ago.

Chartre, who wanted to quarrel with Natsume Soseki, fell silent when he saw the scene of Natsume Haru.

She sat obediently on the floor tiles without moving.The tail flicked slightly, sweeping away the shadows reflected on the floor.

Seeing this scene, Natsume Soseki's mouth twitched.

This scene seems familiar!

It's almost like a replica of Natsume Haru.

She was obediently not at all like the one who scolded "mongrel cat" just now.

But—how long can this cuteness last?

Although the elderly don't like to be angry, why not tease the juniors?Besides, he wasn't really too old to walk, so he stretched out his claws, scratched in the air, then fell down as if by accident, and randomly pressed his claws onto Chartre's tail with precision.

In an instant, Chartre's face twisted for a moment.

[This mongrel cat...! ]

The flames of anger had just ignited, and then Natsume Haru let out a meow.Before the anger was brewing, the cold water called reason quickly rushed down.

Chartres sniffed.

Can't be angry!Show your best self!

So Natsume Soseki watched Chartre only maintain the airplane ear for a second, and in the next second, put on a mask called "beautiful".

Oh hoo.

Natsume Soseki retracted his claws pretending nothing happened.

Such a Chartres is really strange.

***

Osamu Dazai was not afraid of death.

If someone can send him a painless death journey, then he is quite happy.

It's just that he is a little angry now.

Too much feelings for Natsume Haru are not as deep as rooted.

But does this woman know—this kitten is his cat?

Besides, the feeling of having to share with someone else what belongs to him——is quite annoying.

"Ah. Haven't you heard that a girl who is too domineering can't get married?"

Ok?

Is this human with a nephew-like aura provoking him?

Yuzao gave him a sideways look, with a faint smile on his face.

Still, be tender.

Thinking of this, he made a look of sudden realization.

"If you think you can break me by saying something like that, then I'm really sorry..." Yuzao narrowed her eyes, showing her charm in every move.

"After all—I'm not the woman you're talking about."

Oh, it's not the girl you're talking about... wait? !

What does it mean?

Does it mean that he is not a domineering woman or - is this actually a man? !

But, it's impossible...

The boss sitting next to him thought silently.

After all, I didn't object when I called it [Miss Yu]!

Oda Sakunosuke didn't respond.

Anyway...he wasn't interested in women either.

Seeing the shocked and incomprehensible expressions of these people, Tamamomae immediately picked up a fan to cover the smile that bloomed from the corners of his lips.

"Oh, so you don't know?"

Others: ...Hey, you didn't say you were male or female at all, did you?On the contrary, if you are wearing an overly gorgeous women's kimono, normal people will definitely think you are a woman when they see this scene!

"It's not my fault."

I can only blame the Tianhu family for being too soft and beautiful.

It would be really ridiculous if there were some rough guys out of the Tianhu clan.

Osamu Dazai: ...

This guy did it on purpose.

Just when he was still about to refute, the vibrating mobile phone attracted his attention.

Picking up the phone, he looked at the special phone number for Hong Kong and Hei, and raised his eyebrows.

"Mr. Moshi Moshi Dazai, is Odasaku at your place?"

Oda work?

Osamu Dazai suppressed his surprise calmly, "What's the matter?"

"Boss wants to meet with Oda Saku, and ask Mr. Dazai to convey it."

Mr. Mori wants to meet Odasaku?

Could it be that he took a fancy to Odasaku's supernatural ability and was able to be hired as a cadre?

No, not right.

I'm afraid Mr. Mori has already had this idea.However, Oda Saku kept refusing, so he simply worked at the bottom.Although the salary is not too much and there are many chores, the good news is that there is no need to kill people.

"What's the reason?"

Osamu Dazai said routinely.

Even if he knew that the other party was just a caller, he didn't know the reason why Odasaku was recruited to the headquarters.

But it's a good idea, what if any news leaks out?

Dazai thought absently.And Natsume Haru on his shoulder simply jumped to the ground because Tamamo kept hooking him with snacks.

With a thud, the floor made a crisp thumping sound.

Natsume Haru cautiously looked at the food in Tamamo Mae's hand.

baa!

Although he didn't know what it was, he knew it was for food!And it must be delicious!

But, but... It seems that you can't just eat what others give you casually?

And... what if I get poisoned!

You must know that there are not a few compatriots who were poisoned to death!

Thinking of this, Natsume Haru subconsciously turned around to look for that reassuring figure.As a result, before turning his head completely, he saw Natsume Soseki standing behind the box for an unknown amount of time.

In an instant, Natsume Haru's eyes lit up, and he ran over.

Chartre, who had been standing there like a "Watcher's Stone", only felt her heart beating like it was about to pop out.

[It's coming!coming! ]

Chartre was excited on the surface, screaming inwardly.

Then--

"Meh! Teacher! Why are you here!" A little black and white cat just passed her by.

Instead of meeting the noble Chartres cat, go to see the mongrel cat behind? !

Chartres just felt extremely wronged.

………and many more.

teacher? ! ?

Shatel opened her eyes wide.

How can a mongrel cat be your teacher?