Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

After Oda Sakunosuke was poisoned and admitted to the hospital, Osamu Dazai hurried over.

Fortunately, Ango Sakaguchi didn't really intend to kill Odasaku.However, if Osamu Dazai hadn't come... maybe Odasaku would really die.

Natsume Haru also followed.

Hidden in Osamu Dazai's pocket the whole time.

Sometimes I stick my head out to look at the whitish environment around me, and there is this too pungent smell, which doesn't please cats at all.

"Aqiu." Natsume Haru couldn't hold back and sneezed.

"What's that sound?" The doctor walking in front turned his head.

Osamu Dazai smiled and pushed a certain little head back.Assuming that it is impossible for the other party to come and search the body, he directly denied the other party's words, "No, you heard it wrong."

The doctor pushed his glasses back and looked confused.

"But I clearly—"

"You heard wrong." Osamu Dazai still smiled.

"But I really—"

"Ah doctor. May I ask how the patient is doing now?"

As soon as he mentioned his own job, the doctor immediately became serious.

Besides—the young man in front of him is not a simple person, is he?

"The treatment was very timely, and it has now been sent to the VIP ward."

As for how a low-level employee of Oda Sakunosuke got into the VIP ward, of course it was all thanks to Osamu Dazai.

***

Oda Sakunosuke is still awake.

Lying peacefully on the hospital bed, the warm setting sun fell on the white sheets.

It feels weird.

It seems that this is not waiting for people to wake up, but watching them die.

hiss......

After all, why do the wards use white sheets?

If he didn't know that Oda Saku was out of danger and might wake up at any time, Osamu Dazai would really have thought that Oda Saku was dead.

The deadly kind.

He closed his eyes and sat on the chair beside him.

Anyway.Ango, it is true that you hurt Odasaku.

Slightly, a little angry.

"Meow." Just as Osamu Dazai sat down, Natsume Haru, who felt the squeeze in his living space, crawled out meowing.

After crawling out of the pocket, he used Osamu Dazai's pants as a tool to sharpen his claws.Raising his claws, he frantically slid on the pants, scratching and meowing, leaving beautiful marks one after another on the black pants.

Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai felt better for some reason.

It's like a heart eroded by darkness is nourished bit by bit by the light penetrating in.

It was a wonderful feeling.

It's as if the whole person has been healed.

"You won't scratch your pants any more."

"Meow!" Natsume Haru continued scratching persistently.

Osamu Dazai continued his efforts, "It is said that the paws of cats who often scratch their pants will rot, right?"

Natsume Haru, who seemed to understand this sentence, immediately withdrew her claws.After sitting on the chair and shaking his ears twice, he slowly approached, revealing two rows of undeveloped deciduous teeth.Immediately afterwards, he opened his mouth to groan, shook his head and began to bite his pants.

Baa!He can use his teeth to bite without claws!

Anyway, anyway - you must get revenge for keeping people in your pockets!

I didn't wear it too thickly, and I even felt the itch of the baby teeth pressing against the skin.

Osamu Dazai propped his chin, took out a pack of catnip from his pocket, and slowly showed an excited smile.

No cat doesn't like catnip!

Especially when he found that Natsume Haru was hungry occasionally when he was outside, Osamu Dazai simply bought some cat food for later use.

It has to be said that since having Natsume Haru, Osamu Dazai feels that his habits are being changed step by step.

From playing games often to picking out cat food directly from his pocket, and then being too lazy to clean up the mess at home, he would occasionally clean the room because of the cat poop problem.

Not only that, even Guangjin Liulang, who was in constant contact with her, changed a little bit of her habit.

For example, Mr. Hirotsu, who clearly doesn’t own cats, always prepares cat food and catnip? !

I don't own a cat, but I often deliver cat food by hand.

Could it be—is this cloud raising cats?

Osamu Dazai's thoughts suddenly turned.

As soon as he came back to his senses, he saw Natsume Haru stepping on his body and jumping up and biting off the packaging bag full of catnip.

Before coming to the hospital, Natsume Haru had already inhaled catnip, so he recognized it immediately.

I snatched the catnip right now, but—— baa baa baa, this taste seems to be a bit wrong?

Natsume Haru stepped on the ball of catnip suspiciously.

Meh...?

The hand feeling is right!But but... why is there something wrong with the taste?

Natsume Haru began to recall how Osamu Dazai took out the catnip, and how he threw and fed him last time.After thinking about it, Osamu Dazai picked up the catnip.

"Meow!" How can you take other people's things!

Before he had time to think about it, Natsume Haru jumped up directly using Dazai Osamu's thigh as a pedal.The cat's jumping ability is very good, even if it is a kitten, the jumping ability is one of the best.

No, in just a blink of an eye, Natsume Haru hugged Catnip tightly with both paws.

Suddenly, he moved his nose and made a soft meowing sound.

"Meow~"

Osamu Dazai shook the catnip bag, and Natsume Haru, who was holding the catnip, also shook.

The more she trembled, the more irritable she became, to the point where Natsume Haru had already started flicking her tail.

After the teasing was almost over, Osamu Dazai opened the gap, and the catnip scent came out directly.Osamu Dazai grabbed a catnip ball, glanced at Natsume Haru who kept moving forward, raised the catnip ball in his hand and threw it on the bed.

!!!

Baa baa baa you twolegged beast!How can you throw other people's things around at will!

Natsume Haru immediately stepped on Dazai Osamu's leg.Immediately afterwards, he jumped onto the bed two times and three times, and it took two seconds to find the catnip that landed on Oda Sakunosuke's heart.

Smelling this familiar smell, Natsume Harumi stepped forward and nuzzled it.After confirming that there is no problem with the taste, start knocking with your teeth.

After knocking for a while, I became a bit addicted, and Natsume rolled comfortably on the bed.

Suddenly, as if he heard something, he leaned in front of Odasaku and began to look around.

Coincidentally, Oda Sakunosuke woke up.

Natsume Haru couldn't help but sneezed.

baa!

he!Really hate the smell here!

Super fierce.jpg.

***

Oda Sakunosuke has woken up, and his body is fine.Normally speaking, it needs to be raised, but when he learned that Akutagawa Ryunosuke was fighting Mimic's people, he immediately lifted the quilt covering his body and began to put on his shoes.

"Stop lying down for a while? It would be bad if the toxins are not drained."

Oda Sakunosuke paused, "Dazai."

"Ok?"

"Anwu, he..."

"That guy betrayed you." Osamu Dazai smiled easily.

But in Oda Sakunosuke's eyes, that smile didn't reach his eyes.

After successfully putting on the shoes, Osamu Dazai handed the clothes belonging to Sakunosuke Oda to the other party.

"Here, your clothes."

"And—your wooden barn."

Oda Sakunosuke's eyes fell on the black wooden warehouse.He took the clothes with one hand and the wooden bin with the other and put them behind his waist.

"Thanks, Dazai."

"By the way, that Akutagawa is your subordinate, right?"

Osamu Dazai looked into the distance.

"That's right. That guy is my very good subordinate."

"Well, I understand." After Oda Sakunosuke changed his clothes, he rushed out the door.

As a result, he had a face-to-face meeting with the doctor as soon as he left the house.

The doctor looked at the person who was still in a coma not long ago, and his smile gradually froze.

"Your health is not good yet, so you cannot be discharged from the hospital." He stretched out his arms and blocked Oda Sakunosuke, "Even if you want to be discharged from the hospital, it is impossible!"

What kind of weird character is this!

As soon as the toxin was detoxified, he started running outside, completely ignoring the hospital.

Oda Sakunosuke, who started out confidently, did not expect the doctor to come at all.

He began to organize his words, trying to convince the doctor.

"Hey, Odasaku, haven't you left yet?" Dazai Osamu, who claimed to be the patient's family member, came out of the room.

After the doctor saw Osamu Dazai, he couldn't help talking.

"Are you the patient's family member? At this time, you have to pay more attention to the patient, or else you'll be blah-blah-blah." The doctor's eyes rolled and he passed out.

"Hi, I understand." Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand with a smile, dragged the doctor's body and put it directly on the chair beside him.

"Okay Odasaku, you can go."

Oda Sakunosuke: "...This is not good, Dazai."

Is this an assault on a doctor?

As if understanding the doubt in Odasaku's eyes, Osamu Dazai clapped his hands innocently, and then the figure belonging to Natsume Haru ran out.

"Look! It's a cat!"

"...???"

"So this guy couldn't resist the cat's charm. He just fainted. What does it have to do with me?"

Odasaku: ...Abnormally speaking, the hospital does not allow pets, right?