Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

Cats are not here for nothing.

The reason is——

"The king has been bullied! You guys have almost cultivated, it's time to pack up and take care of the king!"

The cats, who were preparing to eat their lunch with fresh fish in their mouths, said, "... Huh? What did you just say, big sister? Did the king wake up?" Saying that, they began to eat fish.

Chartres waved his claws, "Shut up! Call Master Chartres!"

Orange Cat, "Yes, Big Sister."

If it was five years ago, the orange cat must have thought——isn't this a little female cat!

Until he learned that the other party was hundreds of times his age, the orange cat withered.

Well, it's an old man.

In any case, don't be angry with the old man.

"But... when did the king wake up?" the orange cat asked.

Chartre, who was still angry just now, "I don't know about this matter—" Before he could finish speaking, a kitten came out.

The Clan hasn't had a new kitten in many years.Seeing the kitten appear at first glance, Chartres immediately pounced on it.

"He woke up half a day ago." Oda Sakunosuke walked over with a rattling sound.Just after saying these words, Chartre was hugged.

"..."

Oda Sakunosuke was still not used to his new body.But the pushing action still showed.

In this regard, Chartres said: "Zai Zai! You are so cute."

Oda Sakunosuke: ...

do not want to talk.

Back to business.

Because Natsume Haru was "bullied" by Osamu Dazai, Chartre immediately came back through the cat-mao door to summon his companions, and prepared to bully him back.

Raise a cat for a thousand days, and use a cat for a while.

Now is the time to need you!

Natsume Haru's taste can never be seen again.The one with the strongest smell is the guy who bullies the king!

"Then big sister, what should I do if the candidate is determined?"

Chartre gritted his teeth, "Of course it's—" Before he finished speaking, he saw Oda Sakunosuke twitch his paw in his arms, and Chartre paused twice.

Thinking that the newborn cubs are still here, as a very dignified elder of the cat clan, she tried her best to show a perfect smile, and then said: "Of course, we used our method to take revenge back."

our way?

Dozens of cats tilted their heads.As if thinking of something, his eyes lit up.

Ah, I see—it is said that there is such a saying in the world.

Whether you are rich or poor, cats look down on you.

Since you want to take revenge back, then - let you taste the scornful eyes of dozens of cats!

Orange cat led dozens of other cats directly through the cat cat door.And here, Sakunosuke Oda smelled a familiar smell through the cat-cat door, and stretched out his claws, wanting to crawl there.

Chartre held Oda Sakunosuke's paws and smiled softly, "You can't do it. You're still young... Ah yes. For a baby, do you have to drink goat's milk?"

Oda Sakunosuke froze all over.

"I don't know who your mother is yet. But it's okay, I will take good care of you."

Of course, this is the first time she has practiced taking care of cubs after living for so long.

but it does not matter.

She can ask Master Tamazamo!After all, Yuzao lived longer and knew countless things!

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the cat door eagerly.

Dazai.

He looked down at his little paws.

Let's meet again when I grow up a bit.

I wonder if there are more warm existences around you now?

Here, Armed Detective Agency.

It doesn't matter that a door suddenly opens in the ceiling.What mattered was... suddenly a bunch of cats came clattering out of the door.

Edogawa Ranpo who happened to be hit on the head: "!! Glasses! The glasses given to me by the president!"

The orange cat that just fell on Edogawa Ranpo's body adjusted its facial expression, showing a contemptuous expression.

"What's going on here?" Kunikida Doppo escaped the attack of the cat very well.Just looking at so many cats, I couldn't help but get a headache for a while.

The office was originally an office area, but now there are all kinds of meowing sounds.

The cats communicate in their own language.

"Meow!" Are you sure who it is?

"Meow!" This guy still has the smell of a king!

"Meow!" Did you make a mistake?Which one is it?

"Meow--!"

The cat's voice directly attracted Fukuzawa Yukichi from the office.

As soon as Fukuzawa Yukichi came out, Edogawa Ranpo felt the hope he was waiting for.

"President!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded.Randomly bent down, stretched out his hand, and a cat teaser popped out of his cuff.

Fukuzawa Yukichi held the cat teaser with a serious face, and began to shake and shake in front of a raccoon cat.

The cihuamao moved its eyes, then stretched out its claws to press down the somewhat vague cat teaser.

It doesn't matter if you can't press something.

The raccoon cat whined, and directly bit Fukuzawa Yukichi's hand.

"President—!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi calmly stroked the raccoon cat's head with the other hand, "Well, so good."

Cihuamao:? ? ?

Isn't this human a bit weird?

In general, although Fukuzawa Yukichi is expressionless now, his heart is extremely happy.

He likes cats, but he is often not favored by cat gentlemen.Now that I can see these cats and touch them with my own hands, it's really—an unexpected joy.

Kunikida Doppo looked at the somewhat abnormal Fukuzawa Yukichi, and started calling Dazai Osamu.He was a little surprised when he learned that Osamu Dazai did not commit suicide and did not cause trouble for him.

But... After he glanced at the cat in the office, he paused, "Anyway, Dazai, come back quickly."

Osamu Dazai came back very quickly.

But as soon as this person came, the cats in the office gathered together and rushed towards the door.Immediately afterwards, a boy with white curly hair came out from behind Osamu Dazai.

He blinked, and was a little surprised when he heard the uniform "King", "Hey, why are you here?"

The leader of the orange cat came over, "Didn't the eldest sister say that you were bullied?" He said, and he glanced at Osamu Dazai in front of him.

Well, that's right, Osamu Dazai in front of him should be the "bastard" that Chartres called.After all, there are so many people in the office, only Dazai Osamu has the strongest smell.

but--

"Is this human being the guy you were thinking of at the beginning?"

Xia Muqing nodded.

"Ok!"

"I like Dazai best!"

Tanizaki Naomi, who had just come out of the elevator, was a little startled when she heard this sentence.

"What the hell does someone like Mr. Dazai?" Speaking of this, Tanizaki Naomi immediately rushed to Tanizaki Junichiro next to him.

"Big brother~ Don't just look at other people's partners! Big brother, only me is enough!"

Tanizaki Junichiro: "...don't make trouble with Naomi, there are so many people watching!"

"What does it matter—"

As the two of them approached little by little, Natsume Haru, who just said that sentence, seemed to froze.

He looked at Tanizaki Naomi without blinking, his dilated pupils seemed to be confirming something.

Dazai Osamu turned sideways to glance at the other party, raised his hand and knocked Natsume Haru on the head.

Natsume Qing let out a "wow", and then hugged her head.

"Dazai!"

"Don't stare straight at other girls."

"But, but he smells like my teacher."

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Teacher? Who is Qing's teacher?"

Natsume Haru: "Is it my teacher? Dazai, you've seen it too. Ah yes...the teacher has a name. It's called... Natsume Soseki."

The author has something to say: President: ...Wait who are you talking about?Who is your teacher?

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