Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

[[-]] I am your younger brother!

Hong Kong Building.

Because Natsume Haru really wanted to see the problem of his other senior brother, so he dragged Osamu Dazai here.

Of course, Osamu Dazai didn't really want to be a wolf.

After all——he defected back then!Hey, defector!

Of course, Mori Ogai deliberately squeezed out the operation.But... what others heard: the defection of one of the cadres, Osamu Dazai, is true.

"Mr. Chuya!"

The entrance of the Hong Kong and Hei headquarters.

Zhong Yuan, who was 160 tall, walked out holding his hat.

"It was agreed in advance that I will only take you through the gate."

Natsume Haru nodded obediently, "Okay, okay."

"Thank you, Chuya-kun."

Natsume Haru could indeed ask his teacher Natsume Soseki to call Mori Ogai.But—then there would be no surprises!

Faced with Natsume Haru's thanks, Nakahara Chuya turned his head and snorted softly, "It's okay."

"...Anyway, I'm repaying you..." It's life-saving grace.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Natsume Haru asked with some doubts.

"……nothing."

To miss is to miss!He is also ambitious in the Central Plains!Even if he hates Dazai, he won't take love away!

"Ah, I didn't expect Chuya to be so generous."

Seeing Osamu Dazai appearing suddenly, Nakahara Chuya changed his face instantly and let out a "tsk".

"Bastard Dazai! Fuck you bastard and me!"

Osamu Dazai: Oh, it's a sin to be too likable.

***

The two successfully entered the Hong Kong and Black Headquarters.

And when Zhongyuan Zhongya brought two people in, Mori Ogai also received the news.

Mori Ogai propped his chin, "Dazai-kun came to the headquarters suddenly, do you want to come back?"

Alice: "Does Rintaro want him back?"

Mori Ogai turned his head and took out a beautiful little skirt, "Hmm~ I'll tell you if Alice-chan wears this dress."

"I don't want it! I don't like the dress."

"Alice Sauce~"

And here.

In the end, Nakahara Chuya was hard on his mouth and soft on his heart, and directly led Dazai and Natsume Haru the way.

only--

"Are the guards at the Hong Kong Black Headquarters so lax?" Osamu Dazai briskly took a few steps forward.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also pulled his hat and glanced at him, "Mr. Mori probably knew you were coming."

"Ah, the little dwarf brought outsiders in... Will Mr. Mori mistake you for defection?"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Die you bastard Dazai!

Finally, we reached the top floor.

Here is the chief's office.

Zhong Yuanzhong also walked in front, and the guard standing beside him nodded at him.Then, he raised his hand and knocked on the door.

"boss."

The door was opened, and the office was a little dark.

Osamu Dazai leaned on the door and poked his head in. After seeing the surrounding environment, he walked in with his hands in his pockets.

"Ah, long time no see, Mr. Mori."

"I didn't expect your taste to be so direct."

Mori Ogai chuckled, "Then what does Dazai-kun mean by coming to Hong Kong Hei? Could it be that he wants to return to Hong Kong Hei?"

"Not."

"I came this time to give Mr. Sen a surprise."

surprise…?

Thinking about Osamu Dazai's character, I always feel that this kind of surprise...does it eliminate Alice?

After all, Alice is his superpower.

Osamu Dazai: "Does Mr. Mori think I'm here to eliminate Alice-chan?"

"..."

"Not."

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers.

Immediately afterwards, the tightly closed door was opened.A white head stuck out.

Then, Mori Ogai heard a soft voice calling him, "Brother."

Wait, brother?

Xia Muqing walked in generously.

"Senior brother, this is the first time we meet. I am Natsume Haru." After speaking, he turned on the speakerphone on the phone that was in the middle of the call.

The next second, a familiar coughing sound came.

Mori Ogai: "... Teacher?"

"This child Qing is my new student."

Mori Ogai: ...

I didn't expect you, teacher, to accept apprentices even after you retired.

"That's right, brother."

Mori Ogai adjusted his expression.

"Since you are a new student accepted by the teacher. Then—would you like to join Hong Kong and black to help the senior brother?"

[[-]] The death of Osamu Dazai

Osamu Dazai is dead.

Cause of death: Food poisoning.

He died at a young age, but it still satisfied his desire to die.

but--

Natsume Haru: "Oh, am I really not suitable for cooking?"

Oda Sakunosuke: "...It looks like this."

"But... Dazai's soul has drifted away, don't you plan to chase after it?"

Natsume Haru:! ! !

Natsume Haru didn't expect Dazai Osamu's soul to slip away so quickly.After all, the soul of ordinary people must stay for a period of time after death.

The result—are you looking forward to going to hell so much?Xia Muqing took a deep breath.

Putting down the spoon, he stretched out his claws and tore open the door.

"Odasaku, take good care of your house, I'll come back as soon as I go."

The next second, Oda Sakunosuke also jumped in.

Natsume Haru:? ? ?

Oda Sakunosuke twitched his beard.

"If it's going to hell, I want to see those children."

Natsume Haru: "...Then, then you have to follow me obediently?"

Oda Sakunosuke: ...

What the hell is this tone of being treated like a child.

And here.

Dazai ruled waves and waves, and he was in an extremely happy mood.

Q: What does it feel like to die?

Answer: Cool, very cool.

Then--

"With supernatural powers [disqualification in the world], you are a brain. Well, yes, hell needs talents like you."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

One has just died, the wish to die has just been fulfilled.As a result, he was stuffed with a lot of work when he first arrived?

Smile, it doesn't fit his idea of ​​wanting to die at all.

"Xingsuke, let the newcomers get acquainted with hell."

"Then next."

"Yes, Lord Ghost Lantern!" Xingsuke walked over with a pile of documents.

"I didn't expect you to be photographed by Lord Ghost Lantern! Then you must have been very powerful during your lifetime." After speaking, Xingsuke slowly raised his head.After seeing Osamu Dazai's face clearly, he got stuck.

"... Mr. Dazai?"

Kosuke is one of the adopted children of Oda Sakunosuke.

Since being sent to hell by Natsume Haru and working here for decades, Kosuke and his brothers and sisters are busy every day.

Decades passed without knowing it, and Osamu Dazai died.

And here, Dazai Osamu also had a general understanding of Xingsuke's situation.

After learning that Natsume Haru personally left Oda as his soul eight years ago, he couldn't help but smile.

"Speaking of which, Dazai-san, you died so quickly, Odasaku..."

"Don't worry. Odasaku has reincarnated as a cat."

"Cat?" Kosuke was shocked.

"To be precise, he became a monster."

"Then... will Oda Saku come to see us?"

Osamu Dazai: "I'm afraid not."

Kosuke was full of anger, "Mr. Dazai, you might become a cat if you do this."

Osamu Dazai: Oh, how could such a thing happen to me?

Xingsuke took Osamu Dazai around hell, and Natsume Haru also rushed over to negotiate with the ghost lamp.

Sakule, who ran over to work, happened to see Sakunosuke Oda, and jumped up happily, "Ahh, Sakunosuke Oda~" Oda Sakunosuke smiled knowingly.

And here, Ghost Lantern is negotiating with Natsume Haru.

Ghost lamp: "If you go to hell, you have to work hard."

Natsume Haru: "Dazai can't die."

Ghost Lantern glanced at Natsume Haru, "Hell needs someone like him."

Natsume Haru got stuck.

He he he!He didn't know what to say.

"However. It's not impossible to exchange it with other things." Gui Deng decided to take advantage of Yu Zaoqian's sake and come to the pit.

Natsume Haru's eyes lit up.

"I have a few candidates, you can make them work in hell."

Thinking of those souls, the ghost lamp knocked on his hand, "You can visit relatives with pay."

Natsume Haru felt that this was embarrassing the cat.

Gui Deng added, "You also know this person." It's the son you know.

Um.nothing wrong.

Natsume Haru:? ? ?

***

Odasaku and the five children got together and talked about various things.

While chatting and chatting, it's time to separate.

It turns out that Nura Koban and Yamabuki Otome have officially become members of Hell.

In the past, Nuliang Liban didn't officially join hell because he was thinking about his relatives in this world, because it was a demon problem, and the ghost lamp couldn't force it. .

Fortunately, Natsume Haru dealt with these problems.

Especially the operation of visiting relatives.

Although you can go back once after 100 years in hell [ten years in this world].

Still, that's enough.

"Then... Is Oda Tsukuru going back? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu When's the next time we meet?"

"Ah, I've already asked Lord Ghost Lantern this question!" Keji raised his head proudly, "Master Ghost Lantern said that because Qing did a great job, he specially allowed us to visit relatives."

"After working in hell for ten years, you can visit relatives." Unfortunately, they have worked for 80 years.Can stay in the world for a few days.

"Ah, ah, then I'm going to the playground to play."

"I want ice cream!"

"Odasaku Odasaku—"

Oda Sakunosuke looked at his children and smiled knowingly.

"Anywhere is fine."

And here.

Osamu Dazai was stuffed back into his own body by the ghost lamp just as his heart was stuffed.

According to the words of the ghost lamp: you just died, and the time in hell is very slow.Hurry back while your body is still warm.

Otherwise, it would be a waste of resources to be reincarnated as a cat.

Osamu Dazai who seems to be wasting things:? ? ?

Dazai woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Yosano Akiko holding a bunch of things, as if he was about to dissect him.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Oh.How about waking up early?

[[-]] The death of Natsume Soseki

Natsume Soseki is dead.

Died at the end of life.

Although I don't know why Natsume Soseki died so early, but it doesn't matter, this is not a problem.

Fortunately.

Natsume Soseki didn't hate Dazai Osamu so much.

The soul is still there.

Natsume Haru stretched out his claws and directly reincarnated Natsume Soseki as a cat.

Anyway, the teacher turns into a cat every day, so this reincarnation into a cat is just a normal operation.

As she grew up year by year, Natsume Haru was no longer as powerless as she was at the beginning.

But in one day, a one-month-old kitten appeared in front of Natsume Haru.

Natsume Soseki felt that he was walking on a road.

There is no light around.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Natsume Soseki saw a beam of light appear in front of his eyes.

Natsume Soseki slowly opened his eyes.

Immediately afterwards, the familiar little paw rested on his head.

Natsume Qing rubbed his head and said with a smile, "Teacher! Welcome back!"

Hey!

No wonder the teacher groped others with watermelons before, and finally found a reason!

Because - it's so cool!

Natsume Soseki who is gradually waking up: ...

well.

It seems that he has to teach the students how to write "respect the old and love the young"!

[[-]] Take children

Chartres managed to have another baby.

And this child is still Wang's teacher.

Chartres couldn't help but gritted his teeth when he remembered that the kitten he took care of was actually Oda Sakunosuke.

"Wang's teacher?" Chartres smiled softly, "I will definitely take good care of you."

Natsume Soseki: ...

So why would his students turn him into a kitten over a month old?

After all, the old man really can't bear to train hard for several years!

[[-]] Cat Cafe

Yokohama recently opened a cat cafe.

The usual cat coffee is nothing more than letting you pet the cat.But this cafe is different!

Cats not only let you masturbate, but also serve you dishes and do various things.

Hiss, this is simply perfect!

Because of this, this cat cafe has a lot of customers.

What if the cat is tired?

Ah, it doesn't matter.

Turn back and pass through the cat gate placed by Chartres, and you can go to Huizu Land!And the cats that have rested over there can come to work!

As for why there are so many cats?

Chartres smiled.

Now the tribe is very lively.

Her king will bring a group of stray cats home when nothing happens.

Haru Natsume gives stray cats a home.

You can eat carefree, and you don't even have to worry about being beaten to death while sleeping and becoming a snack for some human beings.

but--

After eating so much, as a cat, should I make something to repay it?

Don't be so scared.

You only need to work at the cat cafe for two hours a day.

Watching the continuous flow of passengers, Chartres smiled softly.

"The 24-hour cat cafe is officially open."

"Masters, you are welcome."

***

Natsume Haru's Diary

The cat boss said: I hope one day I can live a carefree life.

And now, although it has not been fully achieved, many compatriots have been taken in and become a cat family.

Do you want stray cats all over the world to become cats?

Meh... this kind of thing.

You have to work harder!

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