Become Dazai's housekeeper cat [Comprehensive]

If this sentence is true to ordinary people, people who believe in trust accounts must obediently hand over the money to the salesperson and then slip away quickly.

But the premise is - Osamu Dazai is not an ordinary person.

The hero really wants to be stationed in the city of Yokohama in an attempt to take a bite of the cake.But don't forget that Yokohama has its own terms and agreements that need to be followed, that is, the three-moment concept.

Government police take over during the day, armed detective agencies at dusk, and port mafia at night.

Of course, a small cadre is not qualified to know such confidential matters.

At least not right now.As for the future—who can say for sure?

Only a few people can know such secrets.But this is not to belittle Osamu Dazai, abandoning the attributes of suicide, it can be said that he is a very powerful character.

Think about it.As a cadre of Hong Kong gangsters, Osamu Dazai knows even if he doesn’t know [Three Moment Concept]—in this city, there are other forces besides Hong Kong, port, black, hand, and party. .

Of course, the reason why the heroes didn't step in for a while was because—in Yokohama, ordinary people accounted for the majority.

There are very few people with supernatural powers.

It is not too much to say that it is one in a million.

Look at the outside world.Although there are also new humans with no personality, but compared with the ordinary people in Yokohama, the number is too large.

People in Yokohama have long accepted this way of life.Once any foreign force breaks in, it will only break this hard-won peace.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai gave a muffled smile, "Hey, miss, are you threatening me?"

"So what if I'm a threat?" The salesperson looked at Dazai Osamu, and felt that if he hadn't had a good background, he would be a "delinquent boy"!

"Let me tell you, I'm not afraid of you! And—" the salesperson suddenly stopped talking.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his fingers towards her, and a cold breath began to spread around.

This fierce gas almost turned into a sharp knife and rushed towards her.

"Miss." Dazai Osamu said in a low voice, with a faint smile on his face.He compared the movement of opening a wooden warehouse, and said, "Do you know what it feels like to die?"

"...Death, death?"

"Well, death. What I dreamed of but couldn't achieve for a long time can now be realized for you-wouldn't you feel honored?"

"..." Who would feel honored by such a thing!

But—couldn't resist.

Fear quickly enveloped the salesperson, and the breath of death gradually expanded.

Until the salesman almost couldn't hold on anymore, he only heard a soft and cute meow, and the source of the murderous intent stopped immediately.

The salesperson seemed to be reborn after a catastrophe, sitting on the ground and panting.He raised his limp arm and wiped his forehead, but it was still dripping with cold sweat even though it was only early May.

This guy——is definitely not an ordinary [bad boy]!

At this moment.

Unable to hold back, Qing rushed out and bit Osamu Dazai's finger with an "owwow".

The little feet stepped on the bandages, the little claws hooked on the bandages, and then desperately bit the bandages on top with their deciduous teeth.

Sensing Dazai Osamu's gaze, Haru shook his ears, let go of his mouth, and showed an innocent look.

...Hmph, what the hell are you twolegs looking at!

Obviously you stretched out your hand to guide and lure me first!Moreover, it is natural to rush up to something that moves when it sees it, and it has nothing to do with me!

Sunny blinked innocently.

Immediately afterwards, he raised his feet and kicked his itchy ears.

It seemed that it had scratched to the right place, and it was so comfortable that it almost half-closed its eyes, and made a contented sound of "gurgling".

Osamu Dazai couldn't help reaching out and pinching Qing's ear.

"Meow!"

Don't touch people's ears casually...!

Haru glanced at Osamu Dazai, put down his feet and stood obediently.

Hmph, there is really no other way, just let you touch it!Huh—I don't know why you Twolegs like to touch our ears!

Touch your ears, scratch your chin.

Although the craftsmanship is not very good, he is already very satisfied!

At some point, Qing had already limply lay on Osamu Dazai's arm.The head is pressed against the clothes, the body and the arms are kept in a straight line, and only a small tail is left waving constantly.

Was it actually stopped by this little guy?

Osamu Dazai touched Haru's little nose.

It feels like—— I have created a weakness for myself.

"Hey miss."

The salesperson sitting on the ground trembled subconsciously.

"Hand out."

"...Huh?" The salesperson stretched out his hand subconsciously.

Immediately afterwards, a 500 yen coin lay quietly on her palm.

"The extra 200 yen will be considered as your mental damage fee." After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai ignored the gazes of the people around him.Tucking Qing into her arms, she leisurely walked home.

In the same place, after seeing Osamu Dazai finally leave, the salesperson couldn't help crying.

Uh...

Is she, her mental damage fee worth 200 yen? QAQ

***

I am Qing, a black and white cat.

Currently holding the catnip ball claws and not letting go!

While biting and gnawing, there are two mint balls behind this one.

Meow, meow, what kind of fairy life is this!

And there's this feeling—

If there was a nest here, Qing would not hesitate to stuff catnip balls into the nest.Lying on it, hugging tightly while sleeping, all in all, just don't let go.

The unique feeling almost paralyzed Qing's sense of touch.

He stretched out his paws, half-closed his eyes, and rolled around on the ground - like lying on cotton candy!

Soft and sweet!

Before he knew it, Qing had finished smoking two catnip balls.

As for the last one, Qing didn't move her claws for a long time.

He blinked and looked at Osamu Dazai who was holding a cat teaser in his hand.His movements were slow, as if he was obviously thinking about something.

In, thinking, what, what, matter, feeling...?

Speaking of which, this Twoleg has been watching him while he sucks [catnip balls] Hey!

Baa!What catches your eyes!Turn your head away!

Otherwise, I will be rude to you!

With a gesture of open teeth and claws, Qing successfully dragged Osamu Dazai back from the wandering world.

He held the cat-teasing stick and flicked it on Qing's head.Almost subconsciously, Qing forgot what she wanted to do just now, and bounced on the ground trying to catch the cat teaser with her claws.

The first time, it didn't tick.

The second time - no touch!

The third time... Qing was not reckless.Instead, he lay on the ground, his eyes following the bouncing up and down of the cat teaser.

No matter what you do, once you find the rules, it's easy.

But, but...

Why did he grab the cat teaser and was hit on the head by this thing.

baa!

he!born!gas!La!