big master, big liar

The carriage rolled over the snow all the way, and finally arrived at the post station before evening.

The imperial envoy was more anxious than anyone else, and kept talking about the progress of the itinerary.Song Xuan was in no mood to pay him any attention, and only discussed countermeasures with Fang Qiutang.

Fang Qiutang has never been able to pretend to be in front of Song Xuan, but this time he was very secretive, and he refused to reveal a word, and only asked him to go to the back mountain to meet each other when he was young, and we will talk about it when the time comes, and Song Xuan has nothing to do with him method.

The moon was in the sky, Song Xuan tiptoed out according to the agreement with Fang Qiutang.

I saw Fang Qiutang holding a box and facing the moon, with a complicated expression on his face.

Song Xuan went over and patted him on the shoulder, breaking the silence on purpose: "Why does the beauty watch the moon alone?"

"My husband is out of the wall, his face is dead, my heart is suffering." Fang Qiutang immediately changed his face, seamlessly connecting with Song Xuan's joke.

The atmosphere along the way was so oppressive that people couldn't breathe, and finally relaxed at this moment.

Fang Qiutang showed the box in his arms to Song Xuan: "This is something I kept at the bottom of the box. If this method doesn't work, I have no other choice. Let's ask for blessings, and we will be together on the way to the underworld."

Nothing Fang Qiutang said was pleasant.

Song Xuan couldn't help kicking him: "With your mouth, I will be mad at you on my way to the underworld."

Opening the box, I saw a bulging bag inside. I didn't know what was inside, so I couldn't help showing doubts.

"What is this?" Song Xuan asked.

"This thing is called dynamite." Fang Qiutang regained the air he had when he taught Song Xuan how to use turmeric and lye to play tricks. Since Song Xuan turned 16, he rarely experienced this feeling again.

还是当年那个傻乎乎，见什么都大惊小怪的孩子好啊。

Fang Qiutang couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and took the things in Song Xuan's hand again.

"Dynamite? For what?" Song Xuan stretched out his hand to take a look, but was slapped away by Fang Qiutang.

"You don't understand after I've said it, but you'll have to read it later." Fang Qiutang became even more airy. "I haven't figured out this thing thoroughly, and I didn't plan to take it out."

"I wanted to go to Shengjing with you. After the research, I will give you another surprise. It's just that the situation is urgent now, so I don't care about so much."

With that said, Fang Qiutang pulled Song Xuan deep into the back mountain.

He was holding his strange package in one hand, and a fire bag in the other, with a serious expression on his face.

Song Xuan didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, but he only remembered that the last time he showed such a cautious expression was when he made a will-o'-the-wisp.

Fang Qiutang muttered "Amitabha", and carefully placed the bag on a mound of soil, found a thread from somewhere, lit it with a torch, and immediately, like a rabbit with its tail burned, Pulling Song Xuan to run far away.

Don't forget to cover your ears with your hands.

"What you did was a firecracker?" Song Xuan couldn't help asking.

"What firecrackers! Everyone said it was explosives." Fang Qiutang complained. "You don't know how powerful it is yet, but when you know it, you will definitely fall in love with the five bodies I admire."

"But I don't know..." Fang Qiutang muttered the last sentence to himself, before disappearing in the loud noise.

Accompanied by the loud noise, the flames and air waves soared into the sky, and the soil and wood chips were lifted.It turned out that the old tree next to the explosives was blown out of a hole, and a circular pit appeared on the ground. Song Xuan was dumbfounded and shocked.

Fang Qiutang crawled out from behind the tree in disgrace, and couldn't help boasting: "Well, it's amazing. I didn't say it, but it's your blessing that you can know me. In this world, you can find the second one to do it I will kneel down and give you three bangs for this bastard."

Song Xuan stared at the mud pit for a long time, before saying something: "If you got this thing out earlier, we might be able to make a bigger fortune."

Fang Qiutang wanted to cast aside his short-sightedness, but after thinking about it for herself, it seemed that this was indeed the case.

They dared to claim that they could understand ghosts and gods when there was a will-o'-the-wisp, but now that they have even made explosives, according to the courage of the two of them, they definitely dare to pretend to be an oracle.

"But there is still a problem with this thing," Fang Qiutang said. "This thing is not very stable, and it is not very safe. I am afraid that I will not be able to control the time."

"You wait for me to try again, can you make one that is buried in the ground, and it will explode when you step on it."

Song Xuan was even more surprised when he heard the words: "There are still buried in the ground?"

"Of course there is, but I may not be able to make it out." Fang Qiutang said proudly. "However, this is enough. As long as the design is good, it is guaranteed that those people will come and go."

Song Xuan was taken aback by the power of this thing, and couldn't help but rejoice that Fang Qiutang also came along.

Speaking of which, he was really desperate.You can neither escape nor hide.It's really hard to hit the hammer, even if you don't hit your head and break your blood, I'm afraid it will hurt both sides.

But he was also glad that he followed.

Otherwise, Ji Yunxi's journey would indeed be very dangerous.

As soon as Fang Qiutang fiddled with these things of his, he would jump up and down with excitement.He pulled Song Xuan and talked for a long time.For a while, they said that more sulfur should be obtained, and for a while, they said that it is actually better to bury it in the ground.

Seeing Fang Qiutang's excited appearance, Song Xuan still couldn't believe it.He used to know that Fang Qiutang would tinker with things that ordinary people couldn't tinker with.But he never expected that what he made would be so dangerous and lethal.

"What did you want to do with this thing?" Song Xuan couldn't help asking.

Fang Qiutang was stunned for a moment: "Just doing it for fun, probably... I know I can do it, so I just want to do it."

Song Xuan couldn't understand what he said.

"I didn't really like these things at first, but later I felt that...the things I made by myself are kind." Fang Qiutang said vaguely, his eyes were a little bit lost, which was exactly the same as when he looked at the moon just now.

Soon, Fang Qiutang changed the topic by himself, and asked with a smile: "Song Xuan, this time you return to Beijing with Ji Yunxi, you will not just take root in Shengjing, right? That kid in your family is also a relative of the emperor after all. A livelihood is still not a problem, right?"

Song Xuan waved his hand: "Where did you go? I haven't even thought about it."

Although he wholeheartedly escorted Ji Yunxi back to the capital, he never considered staying in the capital forever for Ji Yunxi.

Ji Yunxi belonged to Shengjing.There was his power, status, and status, and there were things that Ji Yunxi should have taken back.

But Song Xuan doesn't belong there.

He had long thought that as long as Ji Yunxi was sent back to the capital safely.He continued to pull his fortune-telling banner, bluffing and deceiving around.

As for Ji Yunxi, having such a fate is enough.

For those who run the rivers and lakes, the depth of their relationship really does not depend on the length of time the two get along.Like Fang Qiutang, even if they haven't seen each other for many years, they can still stab each other in both sides, that's true friendship.

Fang Qiutang couldn't help being curious: "You really don't want to earn an official job?"

Now that Buddhism and Taoism are prevalent, the Holy One is dedicated to seeking the way of longevity. The capital has sealed several Taoist officials, so what he said may not be a joke.

Song Xuan shook his head and said with a smile: "You and I are born poor, and we can't bear great wealth."

"You are you and I am me. If you are poor, don't bring me in. I want to make a lot of money." Fang Qiutang smiled and pushed him.

"It's just that if you really think so, I'll advise you to get out as soon as possible." Fang Qiutang said seriously again. "People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. If you go in, it will be difficult to think out again."

"I can save it." Song Xuan smiled. "What about you, don't you want to be an official?"

“我当然想，”方秋棠嬉笑着说。“我不但想做官，还想发财，想富可敌国，想娶上十八个老婆——”

"Wake up, it's almost dawn." Seeing that his words became more and more confused, Song Xuan couldn't help kicking him. "I'll go take a look at Axi, this time, it's really thanks to you."

"What's the difference between you and me? Don't be disgusting. My scalp is numb." Fang Qiutang complained. "Go quickly. I'll think about how to change this thing during the night. It won't be easy to fix it when I get to the car tomorrow."

Song Xuan's face finally relaxed a little. With Fang Qiutang's strange thing, even if he didn't have a complete chance of winning, he would not be powerless to resist.

After all, he was still afraid of not seeing Ji Yunxi, and also afraid that because of his own selfishness, Fang Qiutang would also be involved in this fatal situation.

Seeing Song Xuan leave, Fang Qiutang looked up at the moon in the sky and became dazed.

He wasn't joking, he really wanted to be an official, to get rich, and to do all the happy things.

After all, he regards his whole life as a dream, in which he should indulge in pleasure and sensuality.

But when will this dream wake up?

He was really, really homesick. ##### Have you guessed Fang Qiutang's secret? d(^_^o)

I have hinted it is obvious 233333

In fact, I still feel that the last chapter is not right, and I may need to fix it in two days. In fact, the eminent monk and prophet mentioned by Ji Yunxi is actually important, but I feel that the emotions that triggered the plot yesterday may not be right. Wait for me to look carefully. think about it.