Dress like a barren planet

"If you can't learn how to wash your face and brush your teeth every day, I won't buy food for you online. I'll just starve you, and it's useless if you stare at me!" Ye Sheng made a difficult posture of 'folding his arms' and leaning against the On the wall of the mecha, a tree root supported on the ground rests on another tree root, squinting at a little milk tiger with its front paws scratching the ground and growling in front of it. There was a sense of disdain.

"Ho Ho Ho ~" If you don't wash it, you don't wash it!

The little black tiger looked up at Ye Sheng and roared milkily. It vaguely told it in its consciousness that it should have been a very nb big shot in the past, and it could do whatever it said, the kind that no one else could resist. How could anyone dare not only threaten him, but also deny him food like this strange tree stump in front of him! !

Ye Sheng raised his eyelids, hey, he dared to yell at his father, this person doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, he's obviously doing it for his own good.

educate!Must be educated, severely educated!

At this moment, the thoughts of the two are completely merged into one.

Ye Sheng put down the roots and stood up straight, pretending to be disdainful and said: "You don't want to wash it, right? Then Dad doesn't want you anymore, you can go."

"Ho?! Ho Ho Ho?!!" What? !You actually don't want me just for a little water? ! !

The little black tiger growled in a milky way again. Seeing that the other party ignored him, he circled his tail angrily, and bit it hard at the end. Fortunately, because he had returned to his childhood, his teeth were rotten. It's not as sharp as before, so the bite doesn't hurt very much.

"Aw!!!" Pain! ! ! !

The little black tiger biting himself felt aggrieved, holding his tail in his mouth, and walked slowly to the root of Ye Sheng's tree. He almost fell down more than once halfway, and then looked at him with watery eyes. A low whimper called out.

Ye Sheng looked at this stupid little tiger with a dark face, really didn't want to admit that this stupid thing was a figure like the Empire God of War, isn't this too stupid?Xingyao has such a stupid god of war, how can he live well for so long?

Is it luck?

"Hey, how can you be such a stupid god of war? You know it hurts and you still bite, and you bite hard. Do you have a lump on your head? Huh?"

Ye Sheng sighed and shook his head, sat down on the ground, stretched out his 'hand', and saw the little black tiger obediently put its small tail in its mouth on the root of the tree, pinched it carefully and looked at it carefully, and was very angry, this You stupid bastard, you even bit your tail until it bleeds, you can be so cruel to yourself, and you don't know what it's like to be a human?

"You, you, you silly thing, why are you biting yourself? Doesn't it hurt? You still bite so hard, look at you, you are bleeding, do you know?"

Wanting to give it a whir, but also thinking that he has no mouth, Ye Sheng never thought he would hate himself so much for not having a mouth. If he had a mouth, he could help it whir, give it some saliva, and stop the bleeding.

After the baptism of 116, he already knows that his body contains the vitality of this planet. As long as he does not leave this planet, any of his juices have healing effects, but relatively, the more he uses, the more the planet will Desertification and lifespan will be weakened, unless he keeps growing green plants to maintain the vitality of the planet.

Thinking of this, Ye Sheng became very annoyed. This ghost set that if he saved people on this planet, he would trade his life with others. No wonder he felt so tired after saving this little tiger. It turned out that his life was passing away. a section.

The little black tiger took advantage of the situation and lay down on the ground of the mecha, trying to raise its buttocks and raise its tail so that it was always resting on the root of the Ye Sheng tree.

"No, you have to shave off the hair near the wound first."

Hearing that his favorite hair was going to be shaved off, the little black tiger stopped immediately and struggled to pull back his tail, but he didn't dare to use too much force for fear of hurting the tree roots holding his tail.

"Is there any sharp blades or razors around here? 116, look for it for me." Ye Sheng wrapped a tree root around his wriggling tail, and a tree root held him down, wanting to bite himself but not daring to bite him. , can only scare the ordinary little black tiger with its own tree roots in its mouth.

The moment he saw Ye Sheng's eyes looking over, the little black tiger's eyes were moist with grievance, and he whimpered and took a deep breath.

"Fake crying is useless, the hair must be shaved, otherwise what should I do if I get an infection?" Ye Sheng hardened his heart, determined not to be tempted.

"There is a laser knife on the mecha, other than that, there are no other sharp and hard objects." 116 scanned the surrounding area respectfully, and told the truth.

Ye Sheng sighed, and he knew that, judging by how much this little thing loved his tail hair, there wouldn't be anything in this mecha that would be harmful to its hair.

"Oh, the laser gun won't work, it will turn into a roasted tiger." Ye Sheng thought for a moment, then stood up decisively holding the writhing little tiger, came to the wall of the mecha, and brushed a tree root out. , with a slight tear, a large piece of the mech wall was bald.

"?!!!"

The little black tiger opened its mouth wide in surprise, forgetting to struggle for a while.

Ye Sheng was silent for a moment, then coughed lightly, it turned out that the rags were really broken... He tried it casually, and just... tore it off...

"Ahem, this piece is big. I can make you a bowl and fork later. I don't know if such a soft thing can be made. What if it collapses?" Ye Sheng completely ignored the whole thing. Mechas are made of these metals. If they are too soft, how can they defend against other people's attacks?

Then he tore another piece from the mecha wall, this time it was a little smaller, anyway, it was just to make a shaving sheet for the little tiger.

"Well, this piece is just right." Ye Sheng nodded in satisfaction, feeling that he really doted on the child, and he didn't know if there was any virus in this piece, and he still needed to sterilize it with hot water later.

And Xingyao, who fell into a deep sleep, had no idea that someone had already skinned it, and was still skeptical about whether it contained a virus.

The little black tiger watched the man tear off the metal pieces from Xingyao's body piece by piece, his expression also changed from being arrogant and domineering at the beginning, to shutting his mouth and turning into an obedient boy, not daring to move for fear of this weird The stump also "brushed" himself and peeled off the skin.

Seeing the little black tiger who instantly turned into a good cat, Ye Sheng didn't think too much about it. Anyway, it's enough to be obedient, and don't need to worry about other things.

Seeing Ye Sheng looking at him, the little black tiger was worried and entangled. It didn't want to lose its shiny black hair, but it didn't dare to struggle. If this person did it to itself, it would be sure that its body had no chance. Armor is so strong.

Imagine being skinned by Ye Sheng's hands forcibly, and the whole skin can be peeled off without scalding it, and then it will be bloody, but I can't die, so I can only watch myself. Take a little breath.

"Aww!!" No! !

The little black tiger shrank back tremblingly, even curling up its tail.

"?? What's the matter?"

Ye Sheng, who was holding the fragment and studying how to make it into the shape he wanted, looked at the little black tiger whose eyes were getting more and more frightened, with question marks in his head, did he see something, or did he make up something in his brain? , scared yourself like this?

Quickly reached out and touched the little black tiger's shrunken head, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Dad is here."

"Hey..." It's not Dad!

The little black tiger stuck out his head, retorted in a low voice, and retracted his head as if he was afraid of being discovered after speaking.

"Oh, my son, although Dad is very happy that you can understand what Dad said, but Dad really doesn't understand what you are saying. When will you say something that is not 'Hoo Hoo'?" And The way you bury yourself after you finish speaking is really cowardly and stupid!

Ye Sheng stared at the little black tiger that kept burying himself in the gap between the roots of the tree, and had to catch it out. You said that it was not good for you to drill somewhere, but you went to... Although Dad doesn't have that thing in his body now. Son, but Dad has it in his heart, I will be very embarrassed if you are a father like you.

Ever since he had the little black tiger, Ye Sheng always felt that he seemed to be cool all over, and he was suspected of something, alas.

Ye Sheng shook his head to get rid of those strange thoughts in his head, we are still a stump now, a tree with bark!How could this be called Luo Ben?

Here, the little black tiger who always felt that the fragment in Ye Sheng's hand was not the same as the thing that flashed in his consciousness, broke free from Ye Sheng's tree roots in disbelief, and fell to the ground with a 'pop'.

"Woo..." It was a little painful and a little numb. As a little black tiger who had been hugged by Ye Sheng since he became conscious, and had never walked by himself, he felt a little wronged for a while.

But it really wants to try the idea in its mind, it must know if they are the same thing, otherwise how could it be so soft?

So it must be fake!Used to scare myself! !

Hmph, to use such a low-level intimidation method!Don't be fooled by yourself!

The little black tiger forced back tears, sniffed his nose, and when Ye Sheng was addicted to his own imagination, he quickly ran to the larger fragment of the inner wall of the mecha that was thrown on the ground, took a sneak peek and Ye Sheng, who was obsessed with whether he was running or not, found that he was not looking at him, so he quickly licked the edge.

"Hohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

No, I didn't come here to taste it!I obviously came to see if this is so hard!

Thinking of this, the little black tiger cocked its buttocks and said 'ahhh', and gnawed on the fragments with all its strength.

"..."

"woo woo woo woo……"

The moment he bit it, the little black tiger burst into tears. Seeing that Ye Sheng tore off a large piece so easily, it specially licked it first to confirm the hardness before biting. This time it took a lot of effort.

So the little milk tiger who lost a tooth by the new hardened material was stunned for a second and burst into tears. He let go of the fragments without leaving any traces, opened his small mouth with a missing tooth, and said 'wow' began to cry.

Ye Sheng, who was awakened by the cry from his brain, subconsciously looked at the little milk tiger, and then saw the little milk tiger with his head up and his mouth open, with a trace of suspicious blood on the corner of his mouth.

He couldn't help looking at the fragments of the inner wall that still had blood stains and a small white tooth on the ground, and laughed out loud.

"Pfft, hahahaha, you, you silly bastard, haha, you actually bit the metal! Hahaha, no way!! Hahaha!" Ye Sheng turned around and burst into tears, bent 'waist', A tree root clutched his 'stomach', a tree root kept beating the wall, and the wall was hammered and sand fell down continuously.

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It can be seen from here that IQ is very important, hahahaha, I am really a real mother